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Wilde
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Here you will find a repository of quotes
from the Late, Great
Oscar Wilde!
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Wallpaper

“Wallpaper? Personally I prefer the sweat of northerners, in the classical style.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Wallpaper

War

“War is a terrible thing; Death, destruction; Pain and Suffering. All so a few people can be happy. I love war.”
~ Oscar Wilde on war

Warsaw

“I have never formally visited the place but I've been informed that it sucks indeed.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Warsaw

Wilde

“I'm a flaming arsehole.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Wilde

Will Smith

“Aw, HELL naw!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Will Smith

Wonka

“Why do I keep getting mail addressed to 'Willy Wonka'? What the hell? Does that have anything to do with the French? God, I hate those loathsome Frenchies.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Willy Wonka

Woodchuck

“What do you mean 'IF a woodchuck COULD chuck wood'? A woodchuck CAN chuck wood!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Woodchucks

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