Uncyclopedia:Wilde/W
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
 | of Uncyclopedia |
| Check out the Wilde Image Series! | |
| Here you will find a repository of quotes from the Late, Great Oscar Wilde! | |
| Choose your poison below: | |
|
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
|
Wallpaper
“Wallpaper? Personally I prefer the sweat of northerners, in the classical style.”
War
“War is a terrible thing; Death, destruction; Pain and Suffering. All so a few people can be happy. I love war.”
War Nuetral
“When it comes to any kind of war, the smartest man stays neutral.”
Warsaw
“I have never formally visited the place but I've been informed that it sucks indeed.”
Wilde
“I'm a flaming arsehole.”
Will Smith
“Aw, HELL naw!”
Wonka
“Why do I keep getting mail addressed to 'Willy Wonka'? What the hell? Does that have anything to do with the French? God, I hate those loathsome Frenchies.”
Woodchuck
“What do you mean 'IF a woodchuck COULD chuck wood'? A woodchuck CAN chuck wood!”
