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Wilde

He's a Wilde Thang!

Welcome to the Wilde Side
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Here you will find a repository of quotes
from the Late, Great
Oscar Wilde!
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Umlaut

“It's like one dot, except there's two of 'em.”
~ Oscar Wilde on umlauts

Undefeated

“If you can't beat them, join them.”
~ Oscar Wilde on remaining undefeated

Unicorn

“Every man on Earth deserves to have a Unicorn.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Unicorn

Unicron

“The only thing worse than being Unicron is not being Unicron.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Unicron

Universe1

“In the beginning, the universe was created. This ended up making a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move ever since.”
~ Oscar Wilde on the Universe

Universe is wrong

“I'm always right - it's the Universe that's wrong.”
~ Oscar Wilde on the Universe

Uranus

“I've never been to Uranus, but I hear it's quite nice this time of year.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Uranus

Usenet

“Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Usenet

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