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Here you will find a repository of quotes
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Oscar Wilde!
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Taht

“Taht is not Tihs because it is tehr and not ehre.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Taht

Talent

“Sure let's call it that.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Talent

Tastelessness

“I expected these articles to taste like chicken, but they don't really taste like anything.”
~ Oscar Wilde on :Category:Tasteless

Tang

“...Mr President? I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang, it'd be you...”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tang

Taxes

“Let me tell you about the last time I was in Texas. What, you want to know about taxes? Fuck that shit!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Taxes

Teeth

“All the better to eat you with, my dear...”
~ Oscar Wilde on Teeth

The Force

“What do you mean THE Force? Every educated man knows that there are two forces: one for the Jedi and one for sandwiches.”
~ Oscar Wilde on The Force

The Killers

“The band's performance at Glastonbury in 2005 made me wet my pants.”
~ Oscar Wilde on The Killers

There

“Yeah, I've been all up in there.”
~ Oscar Wilde on There

Thor

“You're thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Thor

Time, digital

“Counter-clockwise means nothing to a digital watch.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Time

Time, illusion

“Time is an illusion. That makes lunchtime twice as long.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Time

Time, quote

“You think I have time to give a bloody quote on time?!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Time

Tip O'Neill

“He was a Speaker, but no one listens to fat people or liberals.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tip O'Neill

TiVo

“Just TiVo it.”
~ Oscar Wilde on TiVo

Toasts

“What better to toast a toasted one with, than toast?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Toasts

Tomato

“I suppose tomatos are- technically speaking, of course- a fruit.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tomato

Treacle

“Treacle, eh? I know that's why I became a dressmaker!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Treacle

Tuesdays

“Tuesdays are glorified Mondays no matter how holy they are.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tuesdays

Twilight

“At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to bone people's daughters without them knowing.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Sex

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