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Page 189

“Man, it isn't fuckin' funny at all.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Page 189

Jimmy Page

“Sure, I liked the solo from "Heartbreaker", but "Stairway" is just overplayed. And he couldn't play the blues to save his life. Clapton is God.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Jimmy Page

Panama1

“A man, a plan, a cat, a ham, a yak, a yam, a hat, a canal – Panama!”
~ Oscar Wilde on the Panama Canal

Panama2

“Able was I ere I saw Panama.”
~ Oscar Wilde on the Panama Canal

Pannekoeken

“Sometimes I like to brag, sometimes I'm soft-spoken / When I'm in Holland I eat the pannenkoeken.”
~ Oscar Wilde on the Pannenkoeken

Pauly Shore

“Pauly Shore is as unto a wild rosebud or a young car thief; O Pauly Shore, the loins of the the yearn for your vintage pr0n.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Pauly Shore

Penis

“I have nothing to declare except my penis.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Penis

People's Republic of Canada

“Why the fuck did I just buy a few acres of snow with the blood of a few American soldiers that were lying around?”
~ Oscar Wilde on the People's Republic of Canada

Philosophy

“A one-legged duck can only swim in circles.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Philosophy:Zen and the Art of Duck Meditation

Pie

“A pie is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Pie

Pimp

“Where's my money b!&*# ?! Oh hi mum..”
~ Oscar Wilde on Pimp

P.I.M.P.

“Did you mean pimp honeypants ?”
~ Oscar Wilde on P.I.M.P.

Pin the Tail on the Donkey

“Oh, a pin. No, I would not like a pin up the ass. That sounds most unpleasant.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Pin the Tail on the Donkey

Planck Constant

“The length of a plank is always constant.”
~ Oscar Wilde on the Planck Constant

Playstation 2

“A Playstation 2 is not at all related to either match-sticks or monkeys
~ Oscar Wilde on Playstation 2

Plot twist

“I never use them, myself.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Plot twist
“Oo, er. I suppose I do use them, but I'm not proud of it. You know, rather like ten year old boys.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Plot twist

Pokémon

“I'll trade you two Pikachus and a Geodude for your Charizard!!!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Pokémon

Poland

“What's the contour integral around Western Europe? Zero, because there are no Poles in Western Europe... Well, there are a few, but those are removable!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Poland

Poop

“If Gandhi can drink his own urine, why can't I eat my own poop?!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Poop

Pope

“Don't fuck with The Pope - he'll excommunicate your ass, and that ain't pleasant.”
~ Oscar Wilde on the Pope

Pot1

“It was a clear case of the Pot calling the Kettle black.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Pot v. Kettle

Potato Batteries

“Without my trusty potato battery, these electrodes hooked to my testicles would be useless.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Potato Batteries

Power

“It is said that power corrupts, but it is he who doesn't want power who is truly corrupted.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Power

Pussy

“If God didn't mean for us to eat pussy, why did he make it look so much like a taco?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Pussy

Purgatory

“Purgatory makes me rotten brains ROFL. Haha, ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL”
~ Oscar Wilde on Purgatory

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