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Here you will find a repository of quotes
from the Late, Great
Oscar Wilde!
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Omnipotence

Holy christ, I think I'm omnipotent! Wait..here it comes...uuungh... Aaaaahhh, that's a relief.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Omnipotence

Old Navy

“The Old Navy is like having a bad rash. You probably got it from the whore.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Old Navy

Oliver Cromwell

“I do oh so fondly reminisce of that summer in Surry with Oliver and his warts; I get the willies just thinking of how I knew him again and again, until, exhausted, I'd....”
~ Oscar Wilde on Oliver Cromwell

Oprah Winfrey

“Oprah Winfrey deserves that place held in everybody's minds, along with the boogeyman, Michael Jackson, and that slick mofo Dr. Doom. Man, I want to be like him when I grow up.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Oprah Winfrey

Optimus Prime

“Who the fuck is Optimus Wilde?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Optimus Prime

Oration on the Pot

“But oh, what a glorious, right, just, noble, and fantastic day it was.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Oration on the Pot

Oscar Wilde

“He is a man I greatly admire.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Oscar Wilde

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