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Kama Sutra
“Hey, the only difference between positions 47 and 115 is that the chick is crossing her fingers in 115.”
Toby Keith
“There are very few people on this planet that humble me, and Toby Keith is all of them.”
Kettle
“I come down squarely on the Kettle's side.”
Kevin Bacon
“Working with Kevin Bacon on this project was an absolute pleasure. He's a true mensch.”
Kill stealer
“OMG! WTF! Camping AWP fag!”
King
“Hail to the king, baby”
Kiwi Fruit
“Ah, kiwifruit. This is nature's way of saying, Here, Put this in your pipe and smoke it!”
Stanley Kubrick
“Stanley Kubrick is a visionary; an oracle; a sage. No, wait, that's me. Kubrick's a loony.”
Kumquats
“Kumquats, Kumquats! I must have my Kumquats!”
