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Here you will find a repository of quotes
from the Late, Great
Oscar Wilde!
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Kama Sutra

“Hey, the only difference between positions 47 and 115 is that the chick is crossing her fingers in 115.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Kama Sutra

Toby Keith

“There are very few people on this planet that humble me, and Toby Keith is all of them.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Toby Keith

Kenny Hotz

“Kenny's hot.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Kenny Hotz

Kettle

“I come down squarely on the Kettle's side.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Pot v. Kettle

Kevin Bacon

“Working with Kevin Bacon on this project was an absolute pleasure. He's a true mensch.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Kevin Bacon

Kill stealer

“OMG! WTF! Camping AWP fag!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Kill stealing

King

“Hail to the king, baby”
~ Oscar Wilde on the King

Kiwi Fruit

“Ah, kiwifruit. This is nature's way of saying, Here, Put this in your pipe and smoke it!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Kiwifruit

Stanley Kubrick

“Stanley Kubrick is a visionary; an oracle; a sage. No, wait, that's me. Kubrick's a loony.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Stanley Kubrick

Kumquats

“Kumquats, Kumquats! I must have my Kumquats!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Kumquats

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