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If you read this you are gay

“Amazing! How did the writer know?”
~ Oscar Wilde on seeing these words written on a wall in Dublin

In

“In is the opposite of left, which is actually a synonym for out. Right is really in trouble, as he is left out of the whole picture. However, if right throws a fastball, then left may strike out, ending the inning. This really doesn't make any sense at all, but then again, that's baseball.”
~ Oscar Wilde on In

Indecision

“Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. No, wait, back up. Consistency! Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. Still, conversation about the weather is really unimaginative. Actually that is the last refuge of the unimaginative. No, I think consistency was a better choice. Yes, I'm about 80 percent certain that consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative... like 65 percent certain. Come to think of it... hmmm. You know what forget what I just said...”
~ Oscar Wilde on Indecision

Incomplete List

“This is not a complete list. Some parts are missing.”
~ Oscar Wilde on the incomplete list

International Band Of Super Friends

“Member of the International band of super friends? No I think you've made a mistake, now if you don't mind I'm late for my meeting with the rest of the international band of super friends”
~ Oscar Wilde on International Band Of Super Friends

INTERNETWAR!!1

“This is true lunacy!”
~ Oscar Wilde on INTERNETWAR!!1

The Internet

“Beware the spurious, for ninety-six percent of all internet quotations contain false attributions”
~ Oscar Wilde

Iran

“Iran, Iraq, what's the difference?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Iran

Iraqistan

“Your love towers over me, like the cloud from a car bomb on a fresh summer's eve in the moors of Iraqistan.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Iraqistan

Ireland

“Drink is the curse of our land. It makes us fight with our neighbours. It makes us shoot at our landlord - and it makes us miss him.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Ireland

IPods

“What is a iPod's purpose if it can't make me a decent cup of coffee or play classical music...urmm, wait, scratch that last one?”
~ Oscar Wilde on iPods

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