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Wilde
He's a Wilde Thang!
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Here you will find a repository of quotes
from the Late, Great
Oscar Wilde!
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Hallsberg

“Hallsberg!?!?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Hallsberg

Halo

“Halo? More like Gay-lo! Haha, pwn3d.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Halo

Hamas

“Nothing says democracy as much as a bomb in a public place! Go get them tiger!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Hamas

Hamlet

“Either those curtains go or Polonius does.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Hamlet

Hannibal Lecter

“A very polite gentleman who's always ready to have me for dinner.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Hannibal Lecter

Happy-land

“The Residents of Happy-land are the spawn of Satan.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Happy-land

Harmless

“Mostly harmless.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Wilde/H

Harry Potter

“What a nice bloke!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Harry Potter

Hauling

“Let's dance Hauling!! Nah, forget it! Let's get drunk, baby!!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Hauling

Helen Keller

“She rather reminds me of a human pumpkin wearing an alligator mask.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Helen Keller

Hello Kitty

“So cute!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Hello Kitty

Homosexual categories

“Homosexuals are pretty fucking gay!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Homosexuals

Horizontal line

“Good lines go from left to right. Bad lines go up and down.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Horizontal Lines

Horse

“Never look a gift horse in the ass.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Horse

Horsemanship

“It is a fine man indeed who mounts well.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Horsemanship

Hokey Pokey

“Hokey Pokey is the first of all pleasures.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Hokey Pokey

Homosexual

“Oh dear...how on Earth did I get here?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Homosexual

Huffing

“I love those orange ones - they let me see through my hand.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Kitten Huffing

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