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Here you will find a repository of quotes
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Oscar Wilde!
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Garden of Eden

“In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby/Don't you know that I love you/In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby/Don't you know that I'll always be true”
~ Oscar Wilde on Garden of Eden

Gay conspiracy

“I don't believe in a vast gay conspiracy. Wait a minute... who put this dick in my ass?”
~ Oscar Wilde on the vast gay conspiracy

Geek Empire

“One day they will inherit the earth, or was it Croydon, I forget now”
~ Oscar Wilde on Geek Empire

Genghis Kahn

“Genghis and I were good friends. We often had Tea after he buggered me.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Genghis Khan

George Bush

“I do not care about a man who cannot perform his duties nor restrain his retardisms.”
~ Oscar Wilde on George Bush

Gerbonia

“What? No we cant stop there, thats bat country!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Gerbonia

Gerhard Schröder

“One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except being raised by cattle. ”
~ Oscar Wilde on Gerhard Schröder

Germany

“Hallo! WAS?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Germany

Giantmutantspideration

“What's this in my inbox? More Porn Spam? WTF? Aaaarrrggg!!!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Giantmutantspideration

Global Warming, pirates

“If there's one thing pirates can't steal, it's UV rays.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Global Warming

Gnomes

“I say, are those damn Gnomes at it again? If they knock up my cat once more, I'm calling in an exterminator.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Gnomes

Goat cheese

“Goat cheese scares me more than Feta.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Goat cheese

Goatse

“I had the goatse man. Disappointing.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Goatse

Godel's Incompleteness Theorem

“So the problem is incomplete. Who cares? I know plenty of people who are a little incomplete themselves, if you know what I mean (You know who you are). Godel was a good guy, but will that bastard called history honor him, too? Only God, our merciless and just God, knows”
~ Oscar Wilde on Godel's Incompleteness Theorem

Godzilla

“God is great, but Godzilla kicks ass!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Godzilla

Gordon Freeman

“He put that crowbar where? That, good sir, is grossly indecent.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Gordon Freeman

Grinch, The

“Like me, he enjoyed dressing up in costumes and going down peoples' chimneys.”
~ Oscar Wilde on The Grinch

Grue

“A grue is here now. I am writing a haiku. Please go away, grue.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Grue

Grue as food

“In Soviet Russia, Grue is considered to be a delicacy!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Grue as food

Gun

“Careful with that axe, Eugene...”
~ Oscar Wilde on Guns

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