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Wilde

He's a Wilde Thang!

Welcome to the Wilde Side
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Here you will find a repository of quotes
from the Late, Great
Oscar Wilde!
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Earth

“I am personally accustomed to much better things.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Earth

Ego

“The common idea that success spoils people by making them vain, egotistic and self-complacent is erroneous; on the contrary it makes them intelligent, gorgeous, and humble. Like me.”
~ Oscar Wilde on the Ego

Elephant

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. ”
~ Oscar Wilde on Elephant

Elvis

“The king? I think not. The King of the Toilet, maybe.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Elvis

Eminem

“The ass-banging was incredible!
~ Oscar Wilde on Eminem

Ender's Game

“A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his games.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Ender's Game

ER

“You've just given me 2 cc's of LOVE!”
~ Oscar Wilde on ER
“I need a remote control, stat!”
~ Oscar Wilde on ER

Estonia

“Estonia? Is that a new brand of vodka?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Estonia

Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society

“A group of sub-intellectuals whose idea of an ultimate crime is to try and steal my hosepipe. And when they try to do so they'll probably return it after they can't get it to work. It's too much credit to consider them a threat.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society

External combustion engine

“I never did meet an external combustion engine I didn't like.”
~ Oscar Wilde on external combustion engines

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