Uncyclopedia:Wilde/A
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Acid
“I'm gunna need some Paisley Acid to recharge my whore-bot again. Damn thing keeps getting all limp on me.”
Aguilera
“Is it possible to make Christina Aguilera any dirtier? Assuming one has access to three small goats, axle grease, and a shedding hamster, of course.”
Ain't
“I ain't sayin', "Ain't," 'cause "Ain't" ain't a word!”
Al Qaeda
“Al Qaeda number three? Only if you buy me dinner first.”
Albequerque
“I knew we should've taken that left turn at Albequerque.”
Alcohol
“I find that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, can produce all the effects of drunkenness”
Alexeinemov
“If he was around when I was around I would've surely given him one.”
Almighty Badger
“I once encountered The Almighty Badger at a local bakery, he bit me, so I joined him for tea and fresh deer legs”
Amnesia
“I think I had a quote for that!?”
Anti-Grue
“It seems every time I think about the Anti-Grue, I tend to wet my trousers”
~ Oscar Wilde on Anti-Grue
AOL
“AOL 8.0 is even shitter, again!”
Apologetics
“Apologetics ended with NASA's great moon missions? Not!”
AquaTeenHungerForce
“Aqua Teen Hunger Force Go! Save the world for me and for all of us! Also can you get me a beer?”
Arnhem
“If I knew where Arnhem was, I would go there, my politcal adviseurs tell me it's a nice place.”
Arse
“Arse's to use or to abuse?.”
Art
“Art is the denial of art. If you agree with that you don't understand art.”
Atheism
“There is no God, and I am his prophet”
Athena
“How I hate her anti-kitten-huffing stance!”
Attila the Hun
“Bless him for seeing past the skin and into the soul, bless him for fisting and being fisted by all of God's creatures! And how ironic that his mother should have named him after my dog!”
Autobots
“First Prime, then Ultra Magnus, now you, it's a pity you Autobots die so easily, or else I might have a sense of satisfaction now.”
Avril Lavigne
“I definitely would. Twice.”
