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So much to be done...where to start? As a waste basket, Uncyclopedia relies on the idiocy of its contributors and their passion with menial slave labor designed to be done by monkeys. Fortunately, you came along and saved us the trouble of having those monkeys peeled off of the general's wife and bringing them here!
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So much to be done...where to start? As a waste basket, Uncyclopedia relies on the idiocy of its contributors and their passion to make things more complicated than your grandmothers pill regime. Fortunately, you came along and brought one of those boxes that has the days of the week to help sort out those pills. If you did it right...grandma won't die from mixing her happy pill with her pee pee pill. And with that analogy here's what you can do:
   
   

Revision as of 17:43, October 19, 2013

Jesus Smiling

The Lord's work is never done.

So much to be done...where to start? As a waste basket, Uncyclopedia relies on the idiocy of its contributors and their passion to make things more complicated than your grandmothers pill regime. Fortunately, you came along and brought one of those boxes that has the days of the week to help sort out those pills. If you did it right...grandma won't die from mixing her happy pill with her pee pee pill. And with that analogy here's what you can do:


Play around in the sandbox.
Review someone's article 
Are you more of a reviewer than a writer? You can help out too! Head on over to Pee Review and help others out by giving constructive criticism on their article.
Spruce up an article that is in disrepair 
Handy with formatting? Help out an ugly article.
Good at adding links? Help out a deadend or red link article.
For an extra challenge, expand a short article, or fix up one that could use some help.
Articles that are found here have been promoted from +expand so that they can rest until someone picks them up and finishes them. Pick one up today!
Proofread an article 
Let's face it, writing good articles and having good spelling and grammar don't always go hand in hand. You can help by looking through the list of articles in need of a proofreading and giving it the old spelling and grammar check.
Rewrite an article 
There are many, many articles wanting a loving home. You can save them! Just browse through the list and if a title catches your eye, rewrite it so hard it won't know what hit it.
Help out a stuck article
There are plenty of authors who can't finish what they started, the ones who admit to being stuck need your help today! These articles sit while the rest of us dish out witty humor 24/7, so put your unsticking ability to work!
Steal Borrow someone else's idea 
Sometimes people have an idea, but they're too lazy to write anything. So they dump the responsibility on you. Are you going to be a man and rise to the challenge? Huh? HUH?!?
For the VERY charitable 
ICUs are new articles which will need a lot of help if they are to survive. Kinda like children with terminal cancer. Together, you can find a cure, and give the gift of life to articles which otherwise wouldn't have had it.
Make a friend 
These pages are lonely. Nobody loves them or wants to link to them. You can force other pages to be their friends! Bribe them or threaten to beat their faces in, whatever it takes!


Create some pictures
If you have image manipulation or creation talent, go fulfill some image requests.
How about adding pictures? These articles need some pictures added. Perhaps search for some unused images at the image gallery or the unused image list.

But that's not all

MrT-stained-glass

I pity this fool. And so should you. With cleanup.

Award someone 
Here's a list of awards that you can either give to someone or nominate them for, if you feel they've done something worthy of it. Feeling generous? Don't be shy! Let them know what you think!
Categorize 
These pages don't know where they belong. Help them find their path home. Use the Map. If you're logged in, enable HotCat in your settings and use it to the limit!

Also if you have a VERY large attention span categorise some of these

Recategorize 
Move pages of overly populated categories into subcategories.
Vote 
If you want to find out how we decide which articles and pictures are featured on the front page, check out VFH and VFP. Basically, we vote for them. Anyone can vote. Especially you!
Take out the trash 
We here at Uncyclopedia are dedicated to humour, satire and generally funny things. Surprisingly to some people, the same name spammed over hundreds of pages does not make it funny.
Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, Steve Ballmer, Samuel L. and Kanye West are not funny in every context. We don't want their names mentioned in every article for no good reason.
You can help by removing such unfunny and irrelevant references where you see them.
We know this is horrible slave work. Please only do it if you are bored and/or have no friends, but what the fuck, just do it - or else!
Note: Good Oscar Wilde quotes have always had their place in Uncyclopedia. Feel free to delete the worse ones, but if in doubt, just leave the poor things be.
Don't forget to clean out the OWQs in the Wilde project as well. 
Start here and work your way down.
Get a job
Rather than sitting at home at 2 in the afternoon pissing time away on Uncyclopedia.
Do your homework!
Colleges these days don't accept featured articles as credits. Crazy, isn't it? And remember, if you do your English homework, your article may not end up here.
Become a hooker!
Murder hookers!

Some More Things To Do

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Name of fix Ugly or Cleanup Fix WIP Expand ICU
Problem Bad formatting Bad execution Work in progress Needs to be expanded New, lots of work required
Length Medium Long Medium or long Medium or long Very short
What you do Sectionalize, order Take out crap, make coherent Finish it! Finish it! Flesh out concept and add images
Difficulty In your sleep Easy Medium Medium Hard
Idea, material, execution Good idea, good material, bad execution Good idea, OK material, bad execution Good idea, some material, not finished Good idea, has potential, but needs more Some idea, little material, execution needs work
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