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A wizard probably did it H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 2828 hours
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Despite the appearance, I see a deep concept. Either magical, or simply nothing. With nothing whatsoever in between. However, the problem is that people too often judge by the appearance. And, to be honest, it doesn't look that well. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:43, April 27, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I would like our articles to deliver a benefit to the reader. Articles like this merely make a demand of him. Spıke ¬ 20:46 27-Apr-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:58, April 30, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Somebody forgot to Putin the comedy. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  11:47, May 1, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:26, May 4, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. A magical masterpiece! I can see how Anton feels he must nom this, and yes, he certainly must (good for him). But everytime Mr. Putin opens his eyes and looks in the mirror this is what he sees and thinks, and if he can routinely do so, our readers should be able to take in the length and breadth of his greatness as well. A big ole Symbol keep vote Keep. for sure. Aleister 22:37 27-4-14
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🔒 Anorexia H T D Survivor Oldvfd Archive

Score: 0 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 2817 hours
Delete (3)
  1. I'm going to agree with the anom who left a name and email that this is a topic which should not be made fun of in it's own article, one that may be found by people suffering from this mental illness. This will probably not be deleted, but because of the heartfelt note left in replacing the page I want to give it a try. Aleister 3:43 27-4-14
  2. It starts with puns, yes, but soon enough after the beginning there are phrases such as "Everyone hates fat people", etc. I am not saying that it is a taboo subject, only that it needs a lot more efforts and clever comedy to be able to be something good. I would prefer having no article to this one. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:34, April 28, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:58, April 30, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Who knew Uncyclopedia had taboo subjects! This article is not in bad shape, and its initial take on anorexia is not even ridicule of the condition but punning. Anon can be forgiven for feeling that our pages need to hew to an orthodoxy. Nominator knows better. Spıke ¬ 14:13 28-Apr-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. I actually thought there was a good edge of satire to this well writen article. Although there's always room for improvement, when you compare this to some of the other dross on VFD, it's clear it doesn't belong here. I vote to keep, but always welcome fuuny additions. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  11:37, May 1, 2014 (UTC)
    Have just gone in to make it more topical and less ranty. Spıke ¬ 12:16 1-May-14
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:26, May 4, 2014 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Aeris Gainsborough H T D Survivor Oldvfd Archive

Score: -2 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 2787 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Second person writing. Not funny. Listcruft and quotescruft. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:04, April 29, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. The article is in decent shape. I don't see any second-person except in the photo caption. I'd kill all the quotations and the author wisecracking when he writes true stuff. 17:29 29-Apr-14 Have now done some clean-up. It is a real Uncyclopedia article on a real cartoon with a real comedy strategy. Spıke ¬ 12:45 30-Apr-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:58, April 30, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. She's cute.                               Puppy's talk page10:21 am 04 May 2014
Comments

Hans Brinker H T D Survivor Featured Tag article

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 2735 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unamusing, uninteresting and uninspiring. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  11:54, May 1, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Cleaned up. Spıke ¬ 12:35 1-May-14
Comments
  • {{VFD}} placed and clock reset. Spıke ¬ 13:45 1-May-14

Bulimia H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 2733 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. If I were to leave only the good jokes in this article, it will have about five lines of text. And I am not sure we keep such articles here. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:53, May 1, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Bulimia is the the less popular younger sister of Anorexia" and this article is the weak sister of Anorexia, adding nothing but lists. Redirect to Republic of Bulimia. Spıke ¬ 15:13 1-May-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:26, May 4, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

UnBooks:The Winkler impersonator who cried GAY GAY GAY H Archive

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 2732 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The introduction describes what really happened on Uncyclopedia. The only illustration is a low-quality image. And I just cannot find the main part funny. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:39, May 1, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Navelism. I am an Uncyclopedian who pwned a noobie, hear my tale. Spıke ¬ 17:17 1-May-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. An in-joke in book form. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:26, May 4, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

That Time I Was Nearly Crashed Into by a Boeing 747 during my sojourn to the Twin Towers H Archive

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 2729 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another unoriginal article about an original sojourn. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:17, May 1, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Déjà vû. Spıke ¬ 19:36 1-May-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:27, May 4, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

That time I was nearly raped by Devo during my sojourn in Akron, Ohio H Archive

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 2729 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another rape victim. The author did not even bother to change the last section of the original My Sojourn to fit his own article. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:20, May 1, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Déjà vû again. Spıke ¬ 19:36 1-May-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just not cool bro! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:26, May 4, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Mr kringle is FAT H Archive

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 2729 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. it is the worst article EVER it suxs. It gave me a yawn!!!! because i didnt appreciate some other gay article... Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:41, May 1, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Navelism. Noob gets banned and replies with drama; hilarious and unpredictable — Not. Spıke ¬ 19:44 1-May-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:26, May 4, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

That time I was nearly eye-raped by An Article Written by Somebody that Didn't Read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid: A Retrospective during my sojourn in Uncyclopedia H Archive

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 2729 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An interesting story, but not a funny Uncyclopedia article. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:47, May 1, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Union of navelism and My Sojourn. Spıke ¬ 19:54 1-May-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nope. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:26, May 4, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Moron section H Archive

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 2686 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Navelism in which Multiliteralist ridicules Uncyclopedians of lesser capabilities/different tastes than he, and instructs them on exactly how to edit his article, if they dare. One did today, and I would rather nominate than revert. Spıke ¬ 14:35 3-May-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A few funny lines such as where it says if you want to blank the article, we've done it for you on This Page. However it is mostly a hostile help page that doesn't belong on mainspace and isn't better than our usual help pages. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:26, May 4, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Afroman H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 2669 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Clichéd and full of un-funny stereotypes. Sometime the article talks to the reader, a few memes. Could be saved by a clean up but then would anyone search for the title? Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:02, May 4, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Author shows that the article is about more than stereotypes — and has done some clean-up. Spıke ¬ 11:35 4-May-14
Comments
  • It's not stereo types, it's pretty much lyrics to a few of his songs. Maybe check the songs out before deciding on it and it might make a bit more sense? It's about the rapper Afroman, not men of color.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 10:59, May 4, 2014 (UTC)

UnBooks:Where do babies come from? H T D Survivor Featured Tag article

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 2666 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Replace b Replace. If Chief can do it, so can I! Want to replace this page with User:PuppyOnTheRadio/test. The content is identical, but the interface is somewhat changed - using an mw extension that has been introduced here since I created the original 4 years ago or so. Given it's an FA I'd better do the right thing and throw it out there for you to look at.                               Puppy's talk page09:59 am 04 May 2014
  2. Replace b Replace. Given that it's your material and "the content is identical," this qualifies under "bringing an FA up-to-date." Spıke ¬ 11:37 4-May-14
  3. BASTARD and then some Aleister 12:12 4-5-14
  4. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:16, May 4, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Combine Soldier H Archive

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 2664 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Virtually the only contribution of Mega Sean 45 in 2009; not worth applying correct formatting. It is hand-waving around a theme, not humor. Spıke ¬ 11:58 4-May-14
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

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