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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit a page during a vote. You can flip your vote if the page improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read about how the previous vote(s) went.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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To vote to delete or keep an article
  • Edit the section for the article in question.
  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
    • To post brief indented replies to a vote, start lines with #: with one or more colons; anything else breaks the numbered list.
  • To type a comment, start a new line at the end of the comments= section, beginning with * (as comments need not be numbered).
  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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You're One of Them! H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 3191 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Could be funny, considering its start, but the author gets tired towards the middle and starts simply repeating "You're one of them". Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:20, March 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Intro advises us that this is mundane first-person testimony without a comedy point for doing so. Read through the article and you will realize that the writer is supposed to be paranoid. Read the initial template and you will realize the same thing, faster. Spıke ¬ 16:16 20-Mar-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nope. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:36, March 22, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I'm about to remove the intro template as it kills the joke, but otherwise I like this one. Completely unencyclopaedic, but I still like it.                               Puppy's talk page01:44 am 04 Apr 2014
  2. For Puppy, and the fact that this has been up for so long without being declared over. Aleister 19:45 7-4-14
Comments

Death H T D Survivor Featured Tag article

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 2835 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Replace I rewrote this one here after my morning cup of Horlicks today, which is probably why it's a bit insane. I propose to replace the mainspace version with mine. There is something on the current mainspace version about it being one of the first articles on the site ever. If that changes anybody's mind. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 11:07, April 4, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Replace The existing article is not delete-worthy, but the Chief agreed to preserve it in some form. Chief's replacement is more encyclopedic and should be our main article on the topic. Spıke ¬ 11:41 5-Apr-14
  3. Replace Someone needs to create a replace template for VFD! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:02, April 5, 2014 (UTC)
  4. ....taxes? Aleister 12:34 7-4-14
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Adolf Hitler, Jr. H Archive

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 2767 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random and not-funny. Not an encyclopedic title either. The two templates on the page warn you of the random nature of the article, suggesting you edit it to resolve that issue and that a now-extinct organisation proposed to re-write it. If a re-write was stonkingly good and mocked the aspect of Hitler running away to South America and having a son then a re-write may be favoured. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:59, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The use of {{Random}} is not grounds for VFD, and nominator might even clear it away; but an article about a "hit sequel to the...game...from 1978 which never existed" — more than the template — is a green light to the world's Anons to use this article for typing practice. Has nothing to say and no one cares. Spıke ¬ 11:58 7-Apr-14
  3. ....taxis? Aleister 12:34 7-4-14
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Stupidity Syndrome H Archive

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 2761 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Currently a moron magnet; and in general, neither funny, useful, or relevant to anything. Spıke ¬ 13:01 7-Apr-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:04, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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No keep votes.

Comments

Empire State Building H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 2755 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random and not funny. Could do with a re-write but I'm not prepared to do one. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:35, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. From Godzilla to Christo, the five paragraphs here are name-dropping, not a complete article with a comedy theme. Typos galore. Spıke ¬ 23:13 7-Apr-14
Keep (1)
  1. I did a prune job and it seem alright now. Lots of stupid removed, the remaining stupid at least gives a structure to build on. Aleister 19:54 7-4-14
Comments
  • Thanks Al, I'll leave my vote on VFD for at least a day so that people see and then they can add to it. Then I'll withdraw the nom. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:57, April 7, 2014 (UTC)

Wasp H Archive

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 2755 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. "War with the Hornet(1500-2009) (The only section worth reading in this shitty article)" sums it up nicely. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:44, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Photo-less article's theme is dog turds, then the article itself, bickering with itself. I presume that, in 2007, the Rabbi was still amused at being an author and not so experienced as to do it right. Includes memes (Dubya? WMD?) and nonsense numbers. Spıke ¬ 23:04 7-Apr-14
Keep (1)
  1. Rabbi Techno's original seems fine, and held my interest enough to actually read the whole thing. Could use work and pictures though. Aleister 20:23 7-4-14
Comments

Welsh Congo H Archive

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 2755 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-encyclopedic and random. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:49, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments
  • A Welsh version of the Belgian (et al.) Congo could be fun if written by someone who knew something about Wales (other than its native translation) and about Africa. I've cleared up the worst here but it still lacks a reason to exist. Spıke ¬ 23:11 7-Apr-14

Alexander Graham Bell H D Tag article

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 2755 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:50, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Do something with it, other than this randomness loosely bound to "Georg Dobbeyer Büch" (sadly, only a piped link to the usual Bush article). Spıke ¬ 23:14 7-Apr-14
Keep (1)
  1. The original isn't horribly bad. Or it can be deleted and redirected to Homophone, the article that almost turned me gay. Aleister 20:25 7-4-14
Comments

Emo Dynasty H Archive

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 2755 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-encyclopedic and random. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:51, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. If this article has any point other than advertising Great English Toilet Revolt, I don't see it. Spıke ¬ 22:56 7-Apr-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wacky war meets emo music and culture. Nobody except someone with experience in or around the culture would get this article, and it is also full of red-links. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:33, April 9, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Fart filter H Archive

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 2755 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-encyclopedic and not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:51, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. If Tom Cruise were actually notorious for farting, then the article would have a comedy strategy. As is, it is just author's joy of writing fart jokes to strangers. The Fast Fart Transform could be the seed of a theme, but author doesn't take it anywhere — except "into the rectum." See above. Spıke ¬ 22:58 7-Apr-14
  3. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
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No keep votes.

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Homer did it H Archive

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 2734 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is not even an in-joke. And it's not an Uncyclopedia article. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:29, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yet again Mr. Anton your powers of nominating for deletion surprise me - maybe you are as good as he heard them say that her uncle said to his milkman that you are. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:44, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Let us write original comedy -- not steal photos and make a tedious scrapbook. Spıke ¬ 17:56 8-Apr-14
  4. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
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No keep votes.

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That time a wizard did it during my sojourn in Canada H Archive

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 2734 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just a mix of A wizard did it and That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada without any additional value from the author's part. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:42, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. You nominated while I was not looking - how ingenious. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:45, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  3. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 09:48 9-Apr-14
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No keep votes.

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That time a newt entered my belly during my sojourn on iCarly H Archive

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 2733 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Definitely not Mnb's best article. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:01, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:10, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 15:31 10-Apr-14
Keep (0)
  1. Symbol keep vote Found a better version A few words can make the difference. I see the article's humour succumbed to a few edits by another Uncyclopedian, Meganew. His version was not bad, but he didn't know that My sojourns did not work well without the formula. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:11, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
Comments
  • I looked at a few other My sojourn pages, at this one again and understood that even the better version is still not very good. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:15, April 10, 2014 (UTC)

That time I was nearly raped by the power rangers during my sojourn to the 90's H Archive

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 2732 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I couldn't find this funny. Also, sorry for putting the twentieth nomination here. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:16, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 09:51 9-Apr-14
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No keep votes.

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