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🔒 The Wish Fish H T D Survivor Oldvfd Archive

Score: 1 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 5040 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny stub on a made up topic. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:38, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:25, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I repaired this in 2009 off VFD. The only remaining reference to Vagina Humor is quickly paired with a reference to "both ends of this comparison." The final paragraph is American marketing history. It is indeed an article about nothing, but it does something with nothing. Spıke ¬ 14:03 2-Jan-14
Comments

A brief history of bullshit H Archive

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 4599 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not funny, made-up, random and un-encyclopedic. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:21, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A crude article that no one will search for. Going back to the final version of author Biggt in 2006 doesn't solve the problem: It makes strides toward rapper humor and pseudo-scientist humor but keeps digressing to toilet humor and using Jews as memes. It's not well-done. Spıke ¬ 15:19 2-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:25, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't know who 'Stephen Hawkings' is. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:08, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Even imagining this article in the voice of Stephen Hawking doesn't make it any funnier. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 18:37, January 20, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments
  1. VFD tag added; clock reset. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 18:37, January 20, 2014 (UTC)

A god-awful narrative on how Final Fantasy I changed my life H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 5037 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Correct it is "god-awful." Not wanted here. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:14, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The first sentence, "For those of you who are too lazy to bother reading this masterpiece," convinced me I was indeed too lazy to comb this sprawling diary entry to look for the humor. It is even easier to huff it than to remove the editorializing and the grammar error in the title. Spıke ¬ 14:49 2-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:25, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Epic. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:06, January 17, 2014 (UTC)

This Guy H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 5036 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random, unfunny, un-encyclopedic. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:02, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. What SPIKE said. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:25, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
Comments
  • I am on the edge on this one. Though its humor is over-reliant on memes, it might be one of the small number of articles where the humor strategy of being explicitly about nothing works. Deleting it will create thousands of red-links, some solved by editing {{Anonymous}}, most not. These red-links should be fixed anyway, because most are added to articles for the sake of having a link when there is no authentic reason to do so. Spıke ¬ 15:12 2-Jan-14

That Guy H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 5036 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A spin-off of This Guy with even worse quality. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:03, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It is indeed an article whose only notability is as a changed version of an article presumed not to be going anywhere. Spıke ¬ 15:09 2-Jan-14
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. You might want to check this out. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:25, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
    When restricted to mainspace, shows about 200 links to it. Perhaps half go away if we remove it from the template of Articles About Nobody. At any rate, thank you for volunteering.... Spıke ¬ 18:16 7-Jan-14

A letter about Megan Fox H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 5036 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:10, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Return to sender. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:09, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. First-person "testimonial" doesn't belong in mainspace. Spıke ¬ 14:40 2-Jan-14
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep (formerly Delete). Anton199 has seen the soul of this page in spite of its former editors. Spıke ¬ 22:44 17-Jan-14
Comments
  1. Rewritten now. You can judge. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 20:58, January 17, 2014 (UTC)

A day in the life of a real Doctor H Archive

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 5035 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Awful, un-encyclopedic and unfunny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:28, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote I'm a man. With a penis. Author Jean Pierre de Chimp noted in his Create Summary that "An Intern follows around a REAL Doctor for a day..." Surely in fact a seventh-grader on a field trip. Spıke ¬ 15:33 2-Jan-14
  3. Not great. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:12, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. It had some promise at the start but then went no where. Not an article that can be repaired short of a complete re-write. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:12, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments
  • The idea has some merit. Though the blatant references to 'penis' constitute a serious negative, I did find some of the pictures amusing. The article might be saved with a little friendly editing. Jonny appleseed (talk) 08:43, January 6, 2014 (UTC)

A nice enough guy H Archive

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 4992 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random, not funny. Talks about nothing much and rambles. Title is not a parody of an encyclopedia title. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:46, January 4, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote You kind of had to be there though. But it was way funny, trust me. Sorry, I wasn't. Spoiler: Goes on to suppose that the "nice" coworker is a serial killer. Amateur fiction, no humor. Spıke ¬ 01:08 6-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The build-up describing this guy as a nice, average-seeming guy just isn't convincing enough. Each section is too short. There is a strategy to it, but it never achieves its goal. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:57, January 8, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Creepy but not funny. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:15, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Infinite Loop H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 4992 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Full of made-up not funny random rambling. Hardly encyclopedic. It doesn't even try for an infinite loop style written article. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:48, January 4, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A handful of clever concepts, such as a Slinky going down an escalator going up, has been hijacked by nerds needing to illustrate how to code infinite loops in every known programming language. This is not humor but putting on airs. Saveable, and I stand ready to flip my vote if someone arrives with a meat-axe. Spıke ¬ 01:14 6-Jan-14
Keep (1)
  1. I thought this would be taken down already. Did enough work on it to save it, imnho. Could be better, but then we'd have to export it. Aleister 12:47 17-1-14
Comments
  • Aleister brought the said meat-axe, and I piled on. But I just viewed it with images switched on, and it is an awful attempt to catalog frenzied memes from across the web as an alternative to clever writing. Please, someone, rectify this. Spıke ¬ 12:08 6-Jan-14
    I like the images, they are clever and fit the page. You've got Suterland and Hillary Clinton screaming at each other, Miley, the drummer guy, and I put in a new one of the blue ball machine (best one I've seen). Please leave the images, and add new ones. Memes work when done well, imnho. Aleister 14:11 6-1-14
    No! Uncyclopedia articles ought to be clever writing, not catalogs of similar objects plucked from around the web. Stolen humor. Spıke ¬ 14:49 6-Jan-14

Toy Rocket H Archive

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 4967 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mentioning the joke in the re-written title (A Toy Rocket that Runs on Live Rocket Fuel!) creating a stub article full of pointless quotes and random unfunny memes and content on an un-encyclopedic title and topic. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:50, January 5, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Quotecruft in the service of boosterism. Spıke ¬ 13:55 5-Jan-14
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lost in Randumbo Space. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:08, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

A crush on a girl who is not single H Archive

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 4952 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not funny, unoriginal made-up disease style page. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:03, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Oh damn MAKE ME HARD! Everything he said, and the poor English gives the lie to both the "pathology" and "encyclopedia article" motif. With a long acronym for a mundane condition of life. Spıke ¬ 01:06 6-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:10, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments
  • {{VFD}} applied and clock reset. Spıke ¬ 01:06 6-Jan-14

Stupid shit H Archive

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 4952 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Shares an illustration with the just-deleted "A BUTT POOP Christmas!!!!". A disambiguation page to several articles on feces. Spıke ¬ 01:30 6-Jan-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:52, January 10, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stupid shit. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:08, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Indeed. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:13, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

A yuky doody wizard did it H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 4821 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Combining two memes to create a humourless page that only entertains author's amazement that he can combine some unrelated things together. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:45, January 11, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Like the other one. Spıke ¬ 12:31 11-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:06, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. The other was blah, but this one is pretty funny. And Socky liked it. Aleister 13:07 17-1-14
Comments
  • {{VFD}} placed and count restarted. Spıke ¬ 12:42 11-Jan-14

John Aaron H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 4821 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Much like the real Apollo 13 mission, every attempt at humor in this particular section met with disaster." The whole article seems to be just facts or dire attempts at laughs. It could do with a re-write but is not funny enough to sit around in mainspace as it is. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:54, January 11, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Too serious, almost no humor in it. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:04, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Reverted. Author's final version (2006) lacks the vandalism (indented paragraph and anal-rape finale) and also lacks the navel-gazing quoted above. Spıke ¬ 12:40 11-Jan-14
Comments
  • {{VFD}} placed and count restarted. Spıke ¬ 12:40 11-Jan-14

Internet straight trap H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 4740 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The humor is that if the reader does not notice the voluptuous women in the near-porn illustrations, the reader must be gay. 100% of the humor is provided by the captions of the illustrations, which are Motivational Posters where we stole someone else's joke. This means that 0% of the humor is original by Uncyclopedians, not counting the amusement the author got for ragging on the reader. Spıke ¬ 21:14 14-Jan-14
  2. Symbol delete vote I know what's funny, repeating something immature of an internet meme cos no one will have heard of a meme before and it makes the meme so much funnier when it is on a fake encyclopedia!!! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:06, January 16, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:49, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Doesn't seem that bad to me, written by the good count too who was a regular sifter of real junk on this site a couple of years back. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:28, January 16, 2014 (UTC)
Comments

HAHAHA H Archive

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 4647 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Cheap imitation of AAAAAAAAA! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:44, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Has absolutely no humor beyond that other article, and doesn't do it as well. Presumptuously includes itself in Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes. Spıke ¬ 13:00 17-Jan-14
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This is like AAAAAAAAA, but then, it is independent from AAAAAAAAA. If you wish to remove it, then you might as well remove AAAAAAAAA!.Hawkturnal (talk) 03:26, January 21, 2014 (UTC)Hawkturnal
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