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To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read about how the previous vote(s) went.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
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The Flash H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 6447 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Found through User:Mnbvcxz/VFD. Agree it's crufty and random.                               Puppy's talk page06:53 05 Nov 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random, awful. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:47, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments
  • There is one good joke here, which occurs without provocation to every twelve-year-old Uncyclopedian: A superfast superhero must not be much of a lady-pleaser. The author recurs to this, when not reveling in swears like "Jew," and cannot keep from patting himself on the back. There is a funny article in here waiting to get out. Spıke ¬ 11:37 5-Nov-13
  • "Flash" (not "the Flash") is a super hero in real life and there was a film made about him with Queen's famous "Flash" tune. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:47, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
That was Flash Gordon. There is a comic strip hero called 'The Flash'. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:13, November 14, 2013 (UTC)
Ah yes. Thanks Romartus. Well then I have never heard of this "The Flash." Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:54, November 17, 2013 (UTC)

7 Degrees of Separation H Archive

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 6447 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Again via User:Mnbvcxz/VFD. Navelism - even if I was a contributor.                               Puppy's talk page06:58 05 Nov 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Encouraging the reader to browse with Special:Random and by following links is useful. But this listy page is thoroughly ugly; and Uncyclopedians patting themselves on the back is the ultimate trite joke. Spıke ¬ 11:39 5-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Great concept, poor execution. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:47, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
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No keep votes.

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Jack the Ripper H T D Tag article

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 6445 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I went through and removed the randumbo and listcruft from this article, and was left with one and a half poorly phrased paragraphs. So added it here instead.                               Puppy's talk page09:14 05 Nov 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. There is a story to be told, but this article doesn't begin. The section on "Victims" is a list of random memes. Certainly "(AKA Bilbo Baggins)" in the Intro signals to Anon that this is a page he is worthy of, and it is not just that it is about a slasher that makes the page a cruft magnet. Spıke ¬ 11:48 5-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 10:00, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:49, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Fifth vote sweep Aleister 1:29 19/11/'13
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Symbol comment vote Comment. The article itself is pants but I don't mind seeing if I could re-use it bones for a reasonable story. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:44, November 10, 2013 (UTC)

Kelsey Grammar H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 6342 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote No! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:14, November 9, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is pure froth. Spıke ¬ 00:31 10-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. 'Tis bad.                               Puppy's talk page02:43 11 Nov 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:52, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:45, November 18, 2013 (UTC)
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Lads H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 6320 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The Australian equivalent of Chavs, a badly written article intended more to document them (alternately to bash and to defend them) than to make anyone laugh. Spıke ¬ 13:58 10-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Being Australian, this thing could probably pass as a Wikipedia article (it's more informative than funny) --EvilCecil4th (talk) 14:37, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Face it lads - it's got to go." (Whoops, guess lads means something different in my tongue) Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:01, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:47, November 18, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Fifth vote sweep Aleister 1:29 19/11/'13
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No keep votes.

Comments

Gabon H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 6297 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:34, November 11, 2013 (UTC)
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Epicgenius (talk) 21:11, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. It is good just needs more content. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:56, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
Comments
  • It's a decent start except for three substandard shoops. (I deleted the lead shoop, a freehand "photo" of a trash can whose caption was a really dumb pun on the country name.) It's a low-quality page but it's nice to have something at this address. Spıke ¬ 14:34 11-Nov-13
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. ScottPat, are you willing to add some, then? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:06, November 18, 2013 (UTC)
    Unfortunately not. I neither have ideas nor time. However in its current from it is worth saving still. There is potential for something amazing there though. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:45, November 18, 2013 (UTC)

Uzbekistan H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 6296 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Redirect to Ubeki Beki Beki Beki Stan Stan --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:45, November 11, 2013 (UTC)
    That page should not exist (though maybe it moves to Uzbekistan). Its page title is the punch line of one section, based on one silly utterance of one candidate in one Presidential election. (You can't remember his name, but it's in the article.) Spıke ¬ 14:15 11-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete and replace with the article named above. Spıke ¬ 14:45 11-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:04, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Spike, I know but it has way better content. What other sollution is there available? Cut and paste? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:30, November 11, 2013 (UTC)
    If you are willing. (Wait a day to see what other people say.) Cutting and not pasting everything based on Borat. Spıke ¬ 14:31 11-Nov-13
    I think you misunderstood me. What I suggested was cutting the content from Ubeki Beki Beki Beki Stan Stan (which has no references to Borat) and then pasting it over the present Uzbekistan article. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:40, November 11, 2013 (UTC)
    That would be an improvement. Win this vote to eliminate the existing page; but then move the old one to the new name to preserve its page history. I am not convinced there is nothing in the existing page that could be used. Sorry, all it took was a second read. Spıke ¬ 14:43 11-Nov-13
    If you think that there are parts worth keeping copy and paste them here or, preferably, at my talk page, so we can use them after (and if) the page gets deleted. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:52, November 11, 2013 (UTC)

Template:AoED H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 6296 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An ugly, catch-all template used to tag (1) any politician or organization someone wants to give the drive-by slap of including in a class of "evil-doers"; (2) arbitrary vanity classes, such as the best Preggo pages of Mnbvcxz; and (3) random other pages. The source code contains a stern warning from Mordillo against declaring individual Uncyclopedians as "evil-doers." Spıke ¬ 14:28 11-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not so ugly but really useless. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:55, November 11, 2013 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. this template has had a good solid history since I've been around. it has had some fights over who is included, and that popped up every once in awhile. it's a fun template though, if I were playing in the fields of the lord. Aleister 11-11
Comments

HowTo:Save an awful article from deletion H Archive

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 6291 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. We already have HTBFANJS. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:29, November 11, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A rant against "fucking admins deleting...shitty articles" where the author imagines himself as an expert in the struggle to install bad articles into Uncyclopedia, and might be right. I agree with nominator; to avoid deletion, avoid writing crap. "(get it?)" Spıke ¬ 21:01 11-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:25, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
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No keep votes.

Comments

Teenage Mutant Ninja Assholes H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 6225 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crap by porn warehouser Maniac1075. Have to guess the punch line to come here and find out you didn't want to read the joke. Spıke ¬ 23:26 13-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. You couldn't even keep it just for the only good bit - the title. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:53, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. For the topic chosen, this is very good writing. We forget how good a writer Maniac is, or was until he got married and had his sex needs fulfilled. Please read the page in total to appreciate the subtle use of words, memes, and images rolling around in Maniac's mind - or did until he got it regularly. Aleister 14-11
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. The title gave me a good laugh. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:43, November 14, 2013 (UTC)

UnBooks:Public Relations:The Line H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 6225 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author should've sent his game script to a video game development company, not post it here. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:53, November 14, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bad writing, no humor detected. Spıke ¬ 13:39 14-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:02, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:48, November 18, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Fifth vote sweep Aleister 1:29 19/11/'13
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

USERNAME template abuse H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 6163 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A single, officially trite joke (We are pranking the reader!) repeated with no cleverness until it degenerates into a list. Page title is the punch line. Spıke ¬ 03:33 17-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 08:54, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:52, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. A joke only a few people would be able to get (assuming they were logged in), and of those fewer would find it funny. Navelism2.                               Puppy's talk page10:35 am 17 Nov 2013
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This article is a page that looked like the thing they're about, and it really made me laugh. User:BetterSkatez2012/signature
Comments

Unternet H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 6156 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random, un-funny. Poor formatting and no pictures. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:51, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:57, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Created by Garibaldi (who has not made a user page in 8 years). A misspelled page title about an internet where what flows is not bytes but excrement. How special. Spıke ¬ 11:24 17-Nov-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:50, November 18, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Fifth vote sweep Aleister 1:29 19/11/'13
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Planet Google H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 6152 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Made-up nonsense. Random, unfunny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:55, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments
  • It claims it is quaisi-featured at bottom however has a non-existant link to VFH entry and double the against votes (12) than for votes (6.5). Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:58, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
    Indeed I can't find any evidence it was quasi-featured or even nominated for VFH. This could be an author prank. But I've cleaned up the page somewhat. Spıke ¬ 00:01 18-Nov-13

Dystopia H T D Survivor Tag article (originally Destopius)

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 6152 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Made-up nonsense about wars on non-existant planet. Sporadic list cruft and lack of humour. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:59, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. The writing style is decent. Changing it from Destopius vs. Skaylia to Dystopia vs. Utopia would at least make it about something. Spıke ¬ 19:29 17-Nov-13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's a decent article. BetterSkatez2012 (talk) 01:22, November 19, 2013 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Spike, Dystopia (the opposite of Utopia) has nothing in common with this article that's about a fictional planet. Could you move it back to its original title? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:41, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
  • Further history is at User talk:TwinCin#Luigispetpikmin; to summarize, these pages are a personal story arc about "a video game project that was scrapped." Destopius is unremarkable and will only ever get more so; and we have no page on Dystopia, which a few more edits and this page could relate to. Spıke ¬ 19:43,19:59 17-Nov-13

Catrock H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 6144 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Having deleted Cat Nation, let us delete its capital city. Spıke ¬ 21:46 17-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:08, November 18, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. A capital without a country. Miaow! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:52, November 18, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Looks like Catrock just sunk to the bedrock. (After passing through some Carniferous Limestone) Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:57, November 18, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Fifth vote sweep Aleister 1:29 19/11/'13
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Comments

Skaylia H Archive

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 6119 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Probably the most useless in the Category:SuperSkye private story arc, which gave us Destopius. Spıke ¬ 22:49 18-Nov-13
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