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To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read about how the previous vote(s) went.
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Wikipedia (movie) H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 8057 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Lists. Not original. 11:02, October 20, 2013 (UTC) Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Might have been funny in 2005; see also Comments below. Spıke ¬ 19:54 21-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Badder.                               Puppy's talk page09:15 22 Oct 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 21:14, November 8, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Begone! (to clean the slate of the 4's) Aleister Joey No-Thumbs Day in the Falklands.
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  • Wacky Wiki War! I deleted the dumb lists of memes, but that doesn't leave much. Intro tries to morph Wikipedia into a movie in the right way: by misusing actual Wikipedia catch-phrases. Unfortunately, it doesn't use them in a way that has any special meaning. That would be clever. It seems there are two sequels? Together, would they make one good article? Spıke ¬ 11:44 20-Oct-13
    • They would, if they existed. But the author just put links to non-existent articles on Wikipedia itself. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:33, October 20, 2013 (UTC)
      How helpful of him! Thanks for deleting them. Spıke ¬ 13:43 20-Oct-13

Cat Nation H Archive

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 7758 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Make it go where Kittenolivia went, and for the same reason. Spıke ¬ 22:12 1-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. How many cat society articles do we have?                               Puppy's talk page08:17 03 Nov 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Democratic Republic of Dogs FTW! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:45, November 7, 2013 (UTC)
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Catspace H Archive

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 7757 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another fictional-country (this time, universe) article formerly found on Template:Latin America; a merger of Randumbo, cuteness, and memes. Spıke ¬ 22:16 1-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.                               Puppy's talk page08:19 03 Nov 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 21:40, November 8, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I think this cat can safely be let out and never invited back in. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:53, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
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Invisia H Archive

Score: 6 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 7756 hours
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's not about anything and no one is ever going to look it up. Spıke ¬ 23:35 1-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another non-existent nation of South America. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:42, November 2, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Failed to see the humour. Get it… failed to see… never mind…                               Puppy's talk page07:35 04 Nov 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 00:23, November 7, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Begone! (to clean the slate of the 4's) Aleister Joey No-Thumbs Day in the Falklands.
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. C'est terrible. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:51, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
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The Flash H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 7677 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Found through User:Mnbvcxz/VFD. Agree it's crufty and random.                               Puppy's talk page06:53 05 Nov 2013
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  • There is one good joke here, which occurs without provocation to every twelve-year-old Uncyclopedian: A superfast superhero must not be much of a lady-pleaser. The author recurs to this, when not reveling in swears like "Jew," and cannot keep from patting himself on the back. There is a funny article in here waiting to get out. Spıke ¬ 11:37 5-Nov-13

7 Degrees of Separation H Archive

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 7677 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Again via User:Mnbvcxz/VFD. Navelism - even if I was a contributor.                               Puppy's talk page06:58 05 Nov 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Encouraging the reader to browse with Special:Random and by following links is useful. But this listy page is thoroughly ugly; and Uncyclopedians patting themselves on the back is the ultimate trite joke. Spıke ¬ 11:39 5-Nov-13
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Wheeling Jesuit University/Buildings/Zenith Space Command H Archive

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 7677 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A WJU article that isn't linked to by any other WJU article. An in-joke that even other in-jokes refuse to acknowledge.                               Puppy's talk page07:03 05 Nov 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. WJU was a giant group vanity project. We voted to delete all the pages on specific individuals. Yesterday, I returned to the project, got rid of some red-links, and deleted vanity category Category:Pages not created by UtarEmpire (that being the name of an Uncyclopedian). Am eager to pare this back to something that a new generation of students could actually laugh at. Spıke ¬ 11:32 5-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:22, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:55, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
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Doctor Who - The Force Unleashed H Archive

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 7676 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ignoring list-cruft, fake game, memes, in-jokes, terrible prose, spelling, grammar, and 'chopping, this keeps referring to “Josh”, “Rebecca” and some other name that just makes the whole thing feel like a Ballarat teenagers masturbatory fantasy. Survived deletion before, but possibly due to a disagreement about the 20 nominations rule. Should not survive again.                               Puppy's talk page07:20 05 Nov 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Recipe for failure: Don't just write about a TV show. Don't just write about a single episode. Write about a fantasy video game you would have created to be enjoyed by viewers of that single episode. And write poorly (as listed by Puppy above). Spıke ¬ 11:44 5-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author here. Man it's been ages since I've been on this site! Go nuts guys, this article was basically made yeeeears ago when me and my friend huffed one too many kittens and thought random 'chopping of a retarded photo of my cousin along with silly writing was funny. Was funny while it lasted I guess but the article doesn't belong here. --EvilCecil4th (talk) 14:01, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.Kitty litter. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:49, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
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Jack the Ripper H T D Tag article

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 7675 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I went through and removed the randumbo and listcruft from this article, and was left with one and a half poorly phrased paragraphs. So added it here instead.                               Puppy's talk page09:14 05 Nov 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. There is a story to be told, but this article doesn't begin. The section on "Victims" is a list of random memes. Certainly "(AKA Bilbo Baggins)" in the Intro signals to Anon that this is a page he is worthy of, and it is not just that it is about a slasher that makes the page a cruft magnet. Spıke ¬ 11:48 5-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 10:00, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
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Symbol comment vote Comment. The article itself is pants but I don't mind seeing if I could re-use it bones for a reasonable story. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:44, November 10, 2013 (UTC)

Reptilian Agenda H Archive

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 7646 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This 2005 creation is a tedious read. It has a lot of randomness but I didn't find any humor. By the way, the 2000 US election (Bush vs. Gore) is over. Spıke ¬ 13:46 6-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. From what I can google, this is neither original or a parody. It was loaded up in one hit, and is almost identical to a dozen or so other web pages I could locate.                               Puppy's talk page10:49 06 Nov 2013
  3. Plagerism! I thought SPIKE banned Rand Paul. Aleister 6-11
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  • Symbol keep vote Lizards! This one needs more humor and pics, but lays a good foundation for Icke's insane theory (keep telling myself that keep telling myself that). With some tweaks and interesting twists the page could work well. Aleister 14:37 6-11-'13
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Napoleon Dynamite H Archive

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 7641 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It might not look so bad but ,I can assure you, once you've read it, you'll realize that, other than mentioning his buddy, Pedro once, it has nothing to do with Napoleon Dynamite and needs to be deleted and rewritten. Deletion wouldn't probably be needed if it did have some stuff related to the homonymous character but it doesn't. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:19, November 6, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Peice [sic] of shit." Spıke ¬ 12:55 10-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Weak. Never found the movie funny, so I may miss the humour here.                               Puppy's talk page12:12 11 Nov 2013
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Comments
  • Once I did the considerable research to figure out that Napoleon Dynamite is a character portrayed by Jon Heder, and most of the photographs are of Heder and are not cyberbullying of some other pimply teenager, the fact that the humor doesn't relate as well as it could to the real world was a minor concern. Spıke ¬ 19:31 6-Nov-13
Isn't Uncyclopedia supposed to parody the corresponding (whenever possible) articles of Wikipedia? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:51, November 6, 2013 (UTC)
Vote for Pedro is the poor man's Save Ferris.                               Puppy's talk page12:12 11 Nov 2013

Kelsey Grammar H Archive

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 7572 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote No! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:14, November 9, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is pure froth. Spıke ¬ 00:31 10-Nov-13
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Lads H Archive

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 7550 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The Australian equivalent of Chavs, a badly written article intended more to document them (alternately to bash and to defend them) than to make anyone laugh. Spıke ¬ 13:58 10-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Being Australian, this thing could probably pass as a Wikipedia article (it's more informative than funny) --EvilCecil4th (talk) 14:37, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
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