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To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read about how the previous vote(s) went.
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Uncyclopedia:FFS H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 8135 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. PuppyOnTheRadio tagged it, after I mentioned it in passing recently, but no one wrote a nomination. This venerable Uncyclopedia tradition, in which we "vote" our most unfavorite Uncyclopedian off the island — all in fun, of course, but with actual gripes never too far below the surface — deserves to go where, I hope, we have succeeded in sending Joke Bans. Spıke ¬ 01:01 14-Oct-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I have no objection with joke bans, but this page has exceeded its welcome. Ker-kill it.                               Puppy's talk page07:37 14 Oct 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 07:47, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:43, October 16, 2013 (UTC)
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No keep votes.

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Wikipedia (movie) H Archive

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 7981 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Lists. Not original. 11:02, October 20, 2013 (UTC) Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Might have been funny in 2005; see also Comments below. Spıke ¬ 19:54 21-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Badder.                               Puppy's talk page09:15 22 Oct 2013
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Comments
  • Wacky Wiki War! I deleted the dumb lists of memes, but that doesn't leave much. Intro tries to morph Wikipedia into a movie in the right way: by misusing actual Wikipedia catch-phrases. Unfortunately, it doesn't use them in a way that has any special meaning. That would be clever. It seems there are two sequels? Together, would they make one good article? Spıke ¬ 11:44 20-Oct-13
    • They would, if they existed. But the author just put links to non-existent articles on Wikipedia itself. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:33, October 20, 2013 (UTC)
      How helpful of him! Thanks for deleting them. Spıke ¬ 13:43 20-Oct-13

Bork H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 7958 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. "A communist language originating in the country of reds," about which all we can say is that Scandinavian languages look funny as they are very foreign; also, lists. Spıke ¬ 10:15 21-Oct-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:04, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bad.                               Puppy's talk page09:15 22 Oct 2013
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Don't want to worry about wiping this entirely, just maintaining this article. Maybe if the time this article is about to get deleted, maybe redirect it to Swedish Chef and explain a little of it there? Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 01:39, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
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Wilford "God" Brimley H Archive

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 7958 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wilford Brimley is one of the minor memes on the website, and this article is for people who wanted him to be a religion — without doing the least to cleverly show how the real Brimley might resemble a religion. Even the "Holy Document" in the style of Brimley himself swings-and-misses at comedy. Spıke ¬ 10:27 21-Oct-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:08, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Can't survive as is. If someone had the energy to rework some of the better material into Wilford Brimley we might be able to salvage some of it, but not enough to survive as a page on it's own. Wilford Brimley is better, but still short of being good.                               Puppy's talk page09:00 22 Oct 2013
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This doesn't seem to be that bad, but it may need some improvement or salvaging. When it gets improved deleted, it can be moved or redirected back to Wilford Brimley. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 12:47, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
    No, it can't; there is already an article at Wilford Brimley. Spıke ¬ 13:06 21-Oct-13
Comments

2 (number) H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 7948 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Barely any content. Un-encyclopedic and not funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:38, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Barely any content — a list of quips and a reused illustration. Redirect to Half (see Comments below) and redirect the 2 key on the keyboard template as well. Spıke ¬ 22:42 21-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Twice as crap as it could be.                               Puppy's talk page08:57 22 Oct 2013
  4. Delete ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:19, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
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No keep votes.

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25.807 H Archive

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 7946 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny, random, not likely to be typed in. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:54, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is a topic we don't need an article on, by an Uncyclopedian with absolutely nothing to say about it. Spıke ¬ 22:21 21-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 01:55, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. This has a okay mathmatical pun as the base. If 666 is evil, and money is the root of all evil, then 25.807 is the root of evil, ergo 25.807 is money. Beyond that, which the article doesn't explain properly, there is nothing redeeming. I like mathematics humour, so sue me.                               Puppy's talk page09:20 22 Oct 2013
    It's too bad I didn't use my calculator before voting. And worse that, as you say, the article does not develop its one nexus to the real world. Still, that makes it a page where the reader has to guess the punch line to read the (alleged) joke. Do you know the square root of 69? "Ate something." Spıke ¬ 11:49 22-Oct-13
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No keep votes.

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3D animation H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 7946 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Meme-ridden, random. Aparently out of all people, Adolf Hitler invented 3D animation - surprise! Unfunny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:59, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agree. It reads as incomplete, and the start doesn't promise enough to continue reading.                               Puppy's talk page09:25 22 Oct 2013
    This specific problem is corrected, as the Intro now has more meat before name-dropping der Führer. Spıke ¬ 17:38 23-Oct-13
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I gave it a weak Keep in 2010 and worked on it thereafter. I saw Hitler in the first sentence and was sure I had not done enough, but the previous discussion makes clear his name is not spoken in vain. Perhaps the article itself should make it clearer. Spıke ¬ 22:10 21-Oct-13
  2. Per Spike, and I think I worked on this. Feature. Aleister 23-10
    Evidently, you didn't. Otherwise it surely would have been. Spıke ¬ 17:38 23-Oct-13
    I read it yesterday and it held my attention throughout. You either saved it or a ghost did. Aleister today
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Symbol H Archive

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 7933 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Awful, not funny, random. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:45, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir will add his vote here, my good man.                               Puppy's talk page10:49 22 Oct 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote Paid by page count. Author makes it clear from the start that he has nothing to say, and that that will not stop him. Spıke ¬ 11:46 22-Oct-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:06, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
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No keep votes.

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Can I borrow 5 bucks? H Archive

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 7888 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not funny. Un-encyclopedic. Second person narrative. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:11, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 10:19 24-Oct-13
Keep (1)
  1. I like it. But it will do with more images. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:40, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

6 (number) H Archive

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 7888 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-encyclopedic. Not funny. Boring. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:16, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Absurdly long anything is now a trite old joke. Using <math> to write 6 in the most complicated way possible, and then repeating it 22 times, is just self-congratulation. Ten initial quotations, four of them of the bickering-quotation variety, citing The Prisoner. A tiny bit of humor, repeated ad nauseam to avoid confusion. Spıke ¬ 10:24 24-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. removed the horrific <math> aspect, but still sucks.                               Puppy's talk page11:54 24 Oct 2013
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No keep votes.

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Seven (number) H Archive

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 7888 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random, memish, not funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:18, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I looked up the number seven but the first sentence tells me I'm going to be reading about "the Garfish tribe of half-fish people." And the rest of the article is Wacky Religion. Spıke ¬ 10:27 24-Oct-13
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No keep votes.

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867-5309 H D Tag article

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 7886 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random. not funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:28, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Cute musical trivia, but terrible article. I'd like to see it as a redirect to HowTo:Get Over Jenny. Anyone navigating to this page would get the reference.                               Puppy's talk page10:58 24 Oct 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Puppy's suggested redirect would be an improvement. Spıke ¬ 13:01 24-Oct-13
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No keep votes.

Comments
  • The first sentence is true. The rest of the article is low-quality humor. I've deleted the dumb, disjoint list at Trivia. Spıke ¬ 10:34 24-Oct-13

:Category:Things that you can sing to the tune of In the Hall of the Mountain King H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 7880 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Can't be used to find articles through it. Used in random articles that have nothing to do with the Hall of the Mountain King. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 16:21, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Aye; trade to Illogicopedia for future draft picks. Spıke ¬ 16:31 24-Oct-13
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Seems like a kind of nit-picking category Wikipedia would have, and me thinks we should keep most of these for the smiles. It can be expanded on the Category page, as I did with the category 'People who didn't fuck your mother in the kitchen last night' after Msnbc tried repeatedly to kill it (murderer!). But this one could be more selective on what it's put on. Aleister 10:53 25-10-'13
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote Comment. These titles have one thing in common: They have 7 syllables, which *could* correspond to the first 7 notes of Hall of the Mountain King. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:21, October 25, 2013 (UTC)

99 Lives H Archive

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 7859 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Memish, unfunny. Lack of content. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:18, October 25, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A 2005 work of two guys who went on to do much better stuff than this random walk on a nonexistent pier. That's not to say there's anything better in the page history. Spıke ¬ 13:35 25-Oct-13
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No keep votes.

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; H T D Survivor Tag article (aka Semicolon)

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 7859 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. So short, practically pointless. Filler article with no humour. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:18, October 25, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Untrue ≠ funny. "It is much cooler than it's [sic] brother" isn't either. Deleting this will free up the space for something good. Spıke ¬ 13:37 25-Oct-13
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Have added some stuff, including a 'Popular Culture' section which could be expanded. I hate to see any of these articles about "things on a keyboard" go the way of all flesh. Aleister 25-10
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Visual kei H Archive

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 7858 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A gigantic article on a Japanese music genre, obviously created by Japanese who aren't good at English and don't realize this is a humor wiki, for the primary purpose of documenting and gathering interest to the subject. Spıke ¬ 14:10 25-Oct-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Awful. Heavy use of Capitalism: in grammar THERE which adds an un-encyclopedic nature. Also it is not funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:17, October 25, 2013 (UTC)
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No keep votes.

Comments
  • Until today, there were a large number of links to YouTube, and footnotes, including one referenced from all over that read, "Saddly, this is True." That (spelling, syntax, and lack of humor) are all the problems summed up. Spıke ¬ 14:13 25-Oct-13

2 Wizards 1 Cup H Archive

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 7836 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. In-joke + shock porn meme = even worse in-joke.                               Puppy's talk page11:46 26 Oct 2013
    Two in-jokes and a shock porn meme! Aleister 00:28 27-10-'13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm sorry Al, in-joke or no in-joke doesn't come into it. I see no humour here. As for Mnbvcxz, spell his name right won't you? (It doesn't take a genius to press some keys in order!) Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:37, October 26, 2013 (UTC)
    I play with his name with his consent (between us it's a nickname) and am also trying to save an article by Socky which fits rights into two in-joke series. The humour is there if someone sees it. I find it funny, and weird, just like, ah, Mnbvcxz (yech, no, I don't like spelling it out, but wait, it's a good guitar technique to get used to unusual finger placements. Aleister 26-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per Scott and Pup. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:58, October 26, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny (apart from author's own glee in subjecting the reader to a discussion of excrement) and unencyclopedic. Spıke ¬ 19:41 26-Oct-13
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Worst in-joke I've ever seen. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 13:57, October 27, 2013 (UTC)
Keep (2)
  1. Butt Poop series. I think in jokes are so in that people want to push them into being out jokes and then actually push them out. Keep them in and we'll all be happy, including msnbc if he comes back. And this new "delete first" standard, with the color red focusing the eye on delete, is bias towards killing articles and I object by pooping. Aleister pooping right now
  2. A very rare moment of mine to vote here. I like this article and it's helarious...and I can't imagine why a visitor to this site would be shocked to see an article like this. There is a viewership here for articles like this...and compared to family guy or Seth Rogan movies...this article is like kindergarten. --ShabiDOO 01:21, October 27, 2013 (UTC)
    We are not complaining about the shocking nature of the article, simply about the lack of humour. The only reason that you want to keep it appears to be that it combines some in-jokes (that have been out-dated and forgotten). What is funny about these two specific in-jokes? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:19, October 27, 2013 (UTC)
    See User talk:Shabidoo#2 wizards and blah blah                               Puppy's talk page07:29 27 Oct 2013
    No Scott...that is NOT why I voted for. --ShabiDOO 18:29, October 27, 2013 (UTC)
    Point accepted (discussed in Puppy's link). Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:11, October 27, 2013 (UTC)
    There you go, I fixed it. I didn't know what it would look like, and lolololol when I saw it. Aleister 27-10
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