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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Pages for Deletion

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Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.


How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):


Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.


Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the 🔒 Closed nomination H T D Oldvfd Archive tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.


Industria

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 4331 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. 2007 article about a nonexistent country that's not even linked to any page or template. In short, other than its categories, there was no way someone could've had access to it. Also, if it wasn't for the red links, it would have an OK illustration but it also lacks humour so... --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 10:43, October 20, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

Playstation 5

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 4342 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. "It will run on ten hydrogen fuel cells smaller than a smartie though it will never melt in you'r hands" in the Intro got my interest. Overlong and needs proofreading but it has a strategy. The Template:Game Consoles ensures that it can be found despite its fictionality. Spıke ¬ 23:53 19-Oct-13
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nonexistent console that was not ever announced yet, and I have already requested a rewrite for Playstation 4 on that article's talk page just around now. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 23:37, October 19, 2013 (UTC)
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Dihydrogen Monoxide

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 4356 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is an almost verbatim copy of http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html, and links directly to that site as well. As the originating site is copyrighted, this blatant plagiarism is not original content, and outside of our ToS.                               Puppy's talk page09:59 19 Oct 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete - Agreed Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:00, October 19, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Moreover, the external site pulls off the hoax better than we do. Not clear this bit of theft requires a VFD vote, but we're almost there. Spıke ¬ 12:32 19-Oct-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I think so. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:50, October 20, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

Derkaderkastan

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 4374 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another nonexistent country article from 2006 (edited at the start of this year by new user DerkaDerkaStan). Located beneath Iran, "known to take a dump on each others chests to signify great sex." A photo-less dead end. Spıke ¬ 15:50 18-Oct-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 10:34, October 19, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 17:02, October 19, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:59, October 20, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

Kittenolivia

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 4477 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Non-existent and shitty --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 08:33, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article no one is going to look for, except off our Latin America Navigation Template where it reduces the realism of many country articles without increasing their humor. Cute kittens plus a "former Yugoslav republic [that] destroyed the moon." Bonus: A Wacky War. Spıke ¬ 11:08 14-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:17, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Feline randumbo. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:57, October 17, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

Ancient Kittenolivia

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 4477 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Non-existent and shitty --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 08:33, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Chapter 2 of a personal fantasy story arc. This one is not even accessible from the nation nav-template (though it is, inexplicably, on Template:Civilization), nor certainly because anyone wants an article on the prehistory of a made-up country. Author Flutter discloses in 2009 that he wrote the article in 2007 but forgot to submit it "here" (going straight to the mirror site?). Spıke ¬ 11:14 14-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm back from my weekend trip, and I believe this is a spoof off of the Animal Crossing character Olivia. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 12:53, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dull. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:59, October 17, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

Uncyclopedia:FFS

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 4485 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. PuppyOnTheRadio tagged it, after I mentioned it in passing recently, but no one wrote a nomination. This venerable Uncyclopedia tradition, in which we "vote" our most unfavorite Uncyclopedian off the island — all in fun, of course, but with actual gripes never too far below the surface — deserves to go where, I hope, we have succeeded in sending Joke Bans. Spıke ¬ 01:01 14-Oct-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I have no objection with joke bans, but this page has exceeded its welcome. Ker-kill it.                               Puppy's talk page07:37 14 Oct 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 07:47, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:43, October 16, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

Fake religion (moved from Supercalifragilisticexpialidociousism)

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 4688 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. I don't think it is funny, considering that it is a fake religion. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:34, October 5, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It is a fake religion, with the usual trappings of fake relics and rituals that these articles have. Anton's move of it to Fake religion makes it more likely that someone will find it, but less likely that they will understand it once they get there. There is no humor concept except an absurdly long word, which is a joke that was not done by us but by the movie. Spıke ¬ 13:43 5-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Burn the heretic! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:34, October 12, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:45, October 15, 2013 (UTC)
Comments
  1. I don't know if this works or not, but I moved this article to Fake religion. I am not taking back my nomination, in case it does not make it better. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:41, October 5, 2013 (UTC)

1812 Overture

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 4704 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Absolute random gibberish. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:39, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It started out okay and I was willing to forgive a certain amount of randomness. Halfway through, the rasher of red-links began and the article still had not shown any theme. Finally--a dumb list of memes. Spıke ¬ 22:09 4-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stupid. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 12:43, October 15, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

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Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 4753 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Three lines of writing. Not funny. Written backwards (I don't get that joke) Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:11, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Author" took a screenshot of the navigation template, reversed it, and made it the article. Funny? Why? Spıke ¬ 20:31 2-Oct-13
  3. The idea is funny, but it is not connected to ). Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:30, October 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not funny. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:30, October 15, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

Ellipses

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 4767 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. You guessed it another keyboard alphabet filler! Not funny, lacking content and un-encyclopedic. Completely random. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:12, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article tries to survive by hiding in the category of "pages in the style of the thing they're about." It has no other humor. Spıke ¬ 13:43 2-Oct-13
  3. Right Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:21, October 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 07:49, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
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