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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

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Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.


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Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.


Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the 🔒 Closed nomination H T D Oldvfd Archive tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.


19 Kids and Counting (redirect at The Duggar Family)

Score: 1
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Poor article from 2008 that has been bad and offending since then. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 22:36, September 16, 2013 (UTC)
Comments
  • I've renamed this article to align with the actual name of the TV show and its Wikipedia article, and will edit it to make clear that the Duggars are not specific, non-celebrity individuals being cyberbullied (for which I briefly banned Anon). It is a cruft magnet, as the TV show is about a Christian family with a disdain for birth control. Anyone with a beef about breeders, Christians, and toothless hillbillies, will pile on. At the moment, the article has no comedy strategy except ridiculing the Duggar Family, and by extension any family that shares their values, and calling them sluts. This could be remedied. Spıke ¬ 22:58 16-Sep-13

ChavScum

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 11065 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This page has been on the site since 2006. It is the essence of chav-cruft and used to contain a section inviting future editors to document individual chavs. Editorializing in the page title and the title's unusual spelling (which no random reader is ever going to type) is because its sole purpose has always been to document, and to guide Uncyclopedia readers to, a specific blog in the .uk domain (references now removed). It is not original comedy writing. Spıke ¬ 13:49 16-Sep-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bang and the article is gone! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:31, September 16, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

Snorlax

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 11082 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny article referring to the Pokemon Snorlax. There is nothing but ramble, babble and Randumbo. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 20:28, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. From the Intro on, the tone of this article is not humor but fanboy cheerleading. Spıke ¬ 13:51 16-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:18, September 16, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nadgers. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:28, September 19, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

DVD cover

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 11088 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Could be salvaged by a rewrite, but the page does not look like a DVD cover at all; does not parody an average DVD cover. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:16, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. No humour. Do a photoshop image or play around with powerpoint like I do. Then add some actual jokes. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:50, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Crawlinggnat Bug Crawl I agree! Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 20:21, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Could be salvaged by a restart. The coup de grace is that it starts with a quotation attributed to Oscar Wilde that the page isn't getting the job done. Spıke ¬ 00:02 16-Sep-13
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Remove down to the foundations. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:29, September 19, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

!

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 11090 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An awful, old article from 2005 with babble. Same reason with Wallet. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 12:43, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The article does nothing for the reader. Happily, the Intro signals that the article will do nothing for the reader. Spıke ¬ 12:50 15-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Agreed Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:59, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  4. The nominator forgot to tag the article with VFD. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:02, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
    I have thus given the article another 19 minutes of life. Spıke ¬ 23:52 15-Sep-13
Comments

Fuck Me

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 11090 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Keep. I just voted to save this good article deja vu style. Will take out the one quote too many. ALeIsTeR 15-9-'13
    You didn't. I just have (removed Wilde #2 and "Some redneck guy"). It doesn't change a thing. Deleting Section 4 (the listcruft) wouldn't help either. Spıke ¬ 23:59 15-Sep-13
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Awful. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:35, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The point of this page is the glee of swearing to strangers. When it documents the many uses of the word "fuck," it's informative and not funny. When it dabbles in history, it's babbling and not funny. Spıke ¬ 12:48 15-Sep-13
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Awful. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 23:54, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Insert gratuitous link to Tvtropes article on Screw Yourself. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 17:04, September 16, 2013 (UTC)(Curse you abusefilter17 D:)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. The article is funny from time to time. But you can see how the author struggles with himself in order to write comedy and not a pornographic novel. At some moments, you can actually see a border between the two. P.S. I did not understand why the "the whore I am" picture violated Wikia terms of use. But, anyway, we won't need this image anymore, of the article gets deleted. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 07:38, September 17, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

Where's Waldo?

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 11091 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mainspace does not need a concatenated list of the titles of MadMax's favorite Uncyclopedia articles. Spıke ¬ 11:48 15-Sep-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Firstly it's "Where's Wally" not "Where's Waldo." Secondly it's barely an article and more an advertisement. Thirdly there needs to be an article on this and I will attempt to write one. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:13, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
    Where's Waldo is the name under which it was published in the USA. (Wikipedia: "In translations of the franchise, Wally has often been given a name in the local language".) The time you spent chiding us for being un-British could have been spent correcting the vote count. Spıke ¬ 12:40 15-Sep-13
    Hey Spike give it a break, everyone knows it's Waldo in US, Wally in Britain. I was just joking.Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:48, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
    I read that book in the past. The text and unfunny stuff in this article ruins the joke about the book. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 12:55, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  3. The idea is good but the long list is pointless, because the place where Waldo is indicated. It can be rewritten, however. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:00, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Funny for a bit, not anymore. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 17:03, September 16, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

HowTo:Become RAHB

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 11094 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Sigh. Aleister 15-9
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. You know, I never got why Aleister doesn't use a sig file. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 04:21, September 16, 2013 (UTC)
    Because the four tithes thing is up in the corner and it's too easy to hit something which catapults the entire computer into a different dimension. And besides, it's too boring. Al'ster later that day
    Aleister, seriously, please, don't vote for an article only because it is an in-joke. Please. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 07:41, September 17, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Navelism no doubt but quite funny in a way. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:38, September 19, 2013 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. And another one... Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:14, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. ...bites the dust. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:21, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. In contrast to Codeine is a fat cunt (album) (nominated below), this article, about RAHB (fallen-away Uncyclopedia Admin who did indeed talk a lot about his dick) is ranty, hard on the eyes, takes a detour into tedious repetition that has nothing to do with RAHB, and does indeed assume the reader knows RAHB and revels in bullying. Spıke ¬ 11:39 15-Sep-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Making fun of a good admin now active on the other site. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 12:31, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
Comments
  • However, rather than a campaign to make our mark on the site by tracking down and killing all the favorites of a previous generation, might we simply try to outdo them? Spıke ¬ 11:39 15-Sep-13
    Do you mean we should begin creating articles about ourselves? HowTo:Be SPIKE, Why?Is SPIKE's name written in all the capitals, UnScripts:My Short Talk With The Uncyclopedia Admins... Right? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:54, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
    Certainly not; a new generation of in-jokes would not "outdo" in-jokes with a heritage. Spıke ¬ 12:59 15-Sep-13
    So what's the problem with deleting the old in jokes that no one gets and so have no humour value and not creating any in-joke articles of our generation? Keeping old in-jokes on this site is like Wikipedia having a page on why the Earth is flat. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:01, September 15, 2013 (UTC)

[1] In other words, such a thing exists on Wikipedia. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:59, September 15, 2013 (UTC)

  • However this is an article about a society, not an article about a fact that wikipedia agrees with. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:45, September 16, 2013 (UTC)
    Wikipedia has many pages on notorious untruths. Simsie, ScottPat should have written that this would be like Wikipedia having multiple pages ridiculing Jimbo Wales et al. Spıke ¬ 17:59 16-Sep-13
    Whatever Spike, the point still stands. No point letting old in-jokes collect dust. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:25, September 16, 2013 (UTC)

Codeine is a fat cunt (album)

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 11094 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Even after taking off points for flaunting the C Word--the one swear that still isn't diluted by overuse but has the power to make people in the central USA resolve never to return to Uncyclopedia and agitate to get us blacklisted from surfing from the local Public Library--this article is well-done. The concept that Public Broadcasting's Sesame Street would produce a children's album that someone is a fat cunt is a hilarious concept, and developed with believability. You don't need to know that Codeine was an Uncyclopedian, although of course it would be better if it had not been written partly to pester a member. Spıke ¬ 11:32 15-Sep-13
  2. Per Spike. What are we turning into now, the Cultural Revolution?? Aleister 15-9
  3. Symbol keep vote Dongs --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 22:26, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another in-joke and not a very nice one. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:07, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. And another one gone...Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:22, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't find this funny, and whoever put this article with Sesame Street making a band for hate against Codeine sobered to hurt Uncyclopedia's feelings. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 12:48, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny Navelism. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:36, September 19, 2013 (UTC)
Comments
  • It would be more searchable if put under Fat cunt, and another possible theme is to suggest that PBS did produce an album in response to another Republican Party push-that-went-nowhere a few years ago to de-fund that federal agency. As the legislators were obscure, still are, and will only get more obscure, perhaps the album was George W. Bush Is a Fat Cunt. I might be able to do this in a Pollyana way that did not look like just more anti-Bush advocacy, but I'm inclined to leave this article as is. Spıke ¬ 11:32 15-Sep-13
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. This needs significant deletion. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 13:04, September 15, 2013 (UTC)

Rucka Rucka Ali

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 11107 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. A real article, about a real "comedian", with a real comedy strategy: Misstate the source material. Ali does not seem like a good comedian, mostly specializing in racial stereotypes; and this article isn't the best ever, mostly replacing the truth about Ali with the exact opposite without using the change to make a clever point, but it is trying to do what we try to do. Spıke ¬ 11:18 15-Sep-13
  2. Per Spike. Aleister 15-9
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bad article, and I don't see any thing that funny in this article. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 19:45, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

Pantera

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 11124 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A gamer provides his view of the band. To-wit: "a merry group of fags, who one day decided to record the sound of there own love making." If you jump in despite that Intro, the first section tells a joke with excessive recursion. It is nothing but toilet humor thereafter, and that's after I deleted a listing of band members and the usual Discography. Spıke ¬ 02:48 14-Sep-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Awful. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:25, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Easy button That was easy. Terrible article first made in 2005, during the very early days of Uncyclopedia. It had improved some more, then someone added pictures and more other stuff. Then, someone decided to blank part of it, and it still remained a very poor and unfunny article for years. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 13:13, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
    If you have found a version in the page history that you think is better, you are welcome to substitute it (and reattach {{VFD}}) and we'll vote on that. In fact, the nominator is supposed to do that. Spıke ¬ 13:18 14-Sep-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:16, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 DESU H T D Survivor Oldvfd Archive

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 11159 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Rozen Maiden be... an anime I haven't watched yet. This falls into the category of things written in d style of d ting. plz frgiv mi lowrin comprhndpld. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 15:32, September 12, 2013 (UTC)(Although maybe for legal purposes, we should put an epilepsy warning on the page.)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. No, this article does not need more DESU. That is the joke. The idea is that the internet does not need more DESU, contrary to the outdated meme "needs more DESU". -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:13, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Someone took the time to create this about a meme that apparently lots of people know. I dunno it. But if there was a similar Boxxy page I'd vote to keep it. Boxxy! Aleister 14-9
Delete (4)
  1. This page does not need more DESU. Even though the idea may not be specifically bad, the format hurts my eyes and the content is almost worthless. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:29, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A creation of Mr-ex777, who begins by declaring it "A MEME THAT NO ONE LIKES" in the Intro, which should be making a case for the reader to read further, rather than telling him he doesn't want to. "Desu" is Japanese for "it is," and Wikipedia--where the page doesn't use all capitals--notes the character in Rozen Maiden who repeats the word incessantly. DSA510's claim above that the article is a "page in the style of the thing it's about" is no defense, given that the thing it's about is mindless and stupid, and the page itself is unreadable, painful to look at, and assembled with no cleverness. Author himself tagged it with Category:Unfunny. Spıke ¬ 16:04 12-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agree with above. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:25, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol kill vote Kill. Really unfunny, and constantly gives us a stupid joke. I definitely agree that this should be deleted. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 19:38, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

Perrin Aybara

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 11321 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Someone put in a large amount of time over several days, and then came back to edit it quite awhile later, and likely learned a lot here during this process. But I'm voting to keep the page since I don't think it's enough to huff. Maybe the author just needs a note on his talk page to go back and polish it and/or ask for assistance. Aleister 19:00 in these parts
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I am not convinced that Anon today at Talk:Perrin Aybara ("This is the best thing to ever hit internet!") is not just a random spambot, but he has found a cache of babble, Randumbo, and listcruft. Spıke ¬ 21:23 5-Sep-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. God, this is awful. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 18:55, September 9, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The quotes are bad and once they are removed it leaves nothing. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:46, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. It is very old and I don't think the author will ever want to come back. But we can still notify him. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:18, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Easy button That was easy. Not funny. It is somewhat possible that someone can salvage this. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 20:30, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

Hot dog

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 11400 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This listy little article has only one joke: that a frankfurter is essentially a penis, something it was delightful for the young author to type but won't take the reader anywhere he has not already gone in his mind. Redirecting this to Dogshit sandwich would kill two birds with one stone. Spıke ¬ 14:56 2-Sep-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:38, September 2, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:32, September 3, 2013 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I am planning to make an improvement to this article in my userspace and removing the lower organ jokes and other stupid stuff. And this would probably be the case. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 20:55, September 11, 2013 (UTC)
    Your "plan" seems to have halted voting on this page. Please take a copy of it now (or ask me for a copy after it gets deleted). Deletion will not bar you or anyone from writing a replacement page. Spıke ¬ 14:15 14-Sep-13

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