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Deletion Policy
Votes for deletion

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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Pages for Deletion


Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.

How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):

Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.

Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the 🔒 Closed nomination H T D Oldvfd Archive tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.


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Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I took and added the photo, and I'm pretty sure the article's lead editor kotra wasn't the subject of it. GreenReaper (talk) 16:39, August 24, 2013 (UTC)
    I apologize for the incorrect assumption in my nomination. Apart from that, though, it is still true that vanity overwhelms humor in this article. Spıke Ѧ 19:41 24-Aug-13
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A fantasy bio complete with author's photo. Remove the vanity and there is no point left. Spıke Ѧ 12:48 24-Aug-13

Rare orange man-eating construction barrel

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 23736 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Such construction barrels are so rare, that an average reader has probably never heard of them. Anton (talk) 10:25, August 21, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A contrived article that no one will search for. No real work since Anon's first version in 2007. Spıke Ѧ 09:46 22-Aug-13
  1. While it's true no one will search for it - there are worse articles on this wiki. Perhaps if the author returned, added a couple pix and some more content? --Sog1970 (talk) 00:00, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

HowTo:Break and Enter

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 23750 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Break and enter Bad quality. Nothing else I can say. Anton (talk) 21:06, August 20, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote In the style of my fork votes, time for non-sequiters! so, whats the deal with airline food? --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 04:55, August 21, 2013 (UTC)
  • Sort of average for HowTo:. Needs pix; doesn't need swearing and Rape Humor. Is nominator inclined to turn it into something funny? Spıke Ѧ 21:14 20-Aug-13
    Nominator is not inclined to do anything right now. Anton (talk) 10:18, August 21, 2013 (UTC)

Murray The Demonic Talking Skull

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 23832 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. We do not need an article about that. Anton (talk) 10:53, August 17, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bickering quotations. Nonsense date. Author giving himself props in the Intro ("I'm gonna make a hell of a lot gags based on that fact"). It was like *BAAOHM*, *BOOM*, RAAAOR!, WROAM, WRHOOOM!. Finale: We don't know the real facts, no one cares, author confesses he is getting lazy. This article was a dud. Spıke Ѧ 19:41 18-Aug-13
  3. Symbol delete vote DELETE-DELETE Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:50, August 19, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol possible vote I guess. The author and other contributors to this article should have done better, and someone would have to improve this article if this is the case. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 17:38, August 25, 2013 (UTC)

Pisher's Gelt

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 23852 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It might be funny, but my lack of Hebrew sort of ruins the joke. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 14:26, August 16, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A creation by Kip the Dip that transcends niche appeal; it is foreign-language appeal. After looking at WP:List of English words of Yiddish origin, this could be a whimsical notion, but it is not an encyclopedia article. Spıke Ѧ 14:45 16-Aug-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not good at all. Just a line or two of Hebrew and a dreidel. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 15:23, August 16, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Say, why aren't we getting all the fork spambots? --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 19:37, August 16, 2013 (UTC)

Y2K Bug

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 23972 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A very simple understanding of the Y2K bug and does not interest the reader as it seems to be its only joke. Anton (talk) 14:16, August 11, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Such an article has a high threshold, as the Y2K bug is over 13 years old. This one is more ramble, with notable wobbles into the business of trying to seriously explain digital encoding to the reader. Spıke Ѧ 22:14 11-Aug-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. We ought to have a good article on this. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 18:21, August 13, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. We need a better article. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 20:16, August 13, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not that funny. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 17:29, August 25, 2013 (UTC)
  • A serious digression of my own: Despite notorious anecdotes, there were few Y2K bugs and no cases of customers losing money because the computer wouldn't do business. But famously, all the software in America had to be sifted through to prove this--including some of it that worked fine, although the tools to rebuild it had been lost. This real story could be turned into a funny article. Spıke Ѧ 22:14 11-Aug-13
  • I recall buying a "Y2K bug" some years ago. It resembled a stuffed ladybug. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 18:26, August 15, 2013 (UTC)

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