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Deletion Policy
Votes for deletion

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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Pages for Deletion


Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.

How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):

Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.

Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the 🔒 Closed nomination H T D Oldvfd Archive tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.

The Reformation

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 24209 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A short, stubby article full of red links and not so full of funny. How has this existed so long? -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:20, July 31, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote What she said. Has gotten no substantive work, and one giant grammar step backward, since 2005. Spıke Ѧ 02:30 31-Jul-13

Worst 100 Songs To Have Sex To

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 24244 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't think that this page is worth existing because it has nothing except for the song titles (which cannot be funny for the readers who haven't heard this songs, except for one or two cases). And, of course, the list is irritating. Anton (talk) 15:03, July 29, 2013 (UTC)
  • The contribution of new user Ireallylikebacon was an unfunny expression of his own opinion against a certain rock band; however, the one that is now first, the theme song from Jaws, is hilarious and relevant if the male should be affected by the teeth-in-vagina myth. So my only problem with this article is common to all our Worst 100 lists, and is the problem we have stated in HTBFANJS with lists in general: They invite cruft and usually tell the same joke over again. Spıke Ѧ 15:15 29-Jul-13

Godzilla vs. Urethra

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 24317 hours
Keep (1)
  1. PurpleDickVote Boner. literally - but this is one of our feature articles. We should not, under any circumstances, delete feature articles (imnho). To do so would break the game, slip the sillymeter, crane the dodo bird. Literally. Aleister 1:15 27-7-'13
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A Terms-of-Use violation on wheels--but also a Featured Article shepherded by several Admins, mostly now gainfully employed at Urethropedia. I see no way to tone it down while preserving the author's take. Spıke Ѧ 13:35 26-Jul-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This image is a ticking time bomb - it is only a matter of time before it is reviewed and deleted, and without it the article isn't much good. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:46, July 26, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Deleting features is never a good thing. Replacing the images with something equally funny might be a better solution if required. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:01, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
    If you can see a way to replace the images with something equally funny without "castrating" the article, you are welcome to save it. I don't see a way, and obviously it can't stay here as it is. Spıke Ѧ 15:04 29-Jul-13

Cult of the Golden Orb

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 24364 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. One final article that contains a link to Gay (chemical), which we unanimously deleted; and which is total bollocks. Spıke Ѧ 14:51 24-Jul-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wow, that was random. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:50, July 26, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:51, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

Molten Gay

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 24364 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Something about the Enola Gay? Nope; nothing but the glee of gay-bashing. Spıke Ѧ 14:44 24-Jul-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:56, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) 14:37, July 29, 2013 (UTC)

Why? Why? Oh Why?

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 24811 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I found this one from the talk page of Why?:Why? after previous VFD. Similar really. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 23:20, July 5, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yes, it's similar. On the off chance the reader types "Why? Why? Oh Why?" into the search bar, he retrieves not clever comedy writing but merely a retort. Spıke Ѧ 03:48 11-Jul-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Too unoriginal. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:38, July 11, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote NO! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 19:21, July 17, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Well, yeah, that's it. Anton (talk) 14:37, July 29, 2013 (UTC)

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