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Deletion Policy
Votes for deletion

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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Pages for Deletion


Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.

How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):

Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.

Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the 🔒 Closed nomination H T D Oldvfd Archive tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.

Worst 100 Ways of Being a Dick

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 26015 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This page can amuse in two ways: (1) Let Anon name a playground pal who is a dick, and (2) let Anon name an opposition politician who is a dick. Amusing to the hack editor and of no benefit to the reader; this is why we strive against listcruft in general. Spıke Ѧ 11:37 14-May-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The list is too long to be read carefully, in addition to this it is not funny at all. Anton (talk) 15:15, May 14, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.If there was a vote for execution then this so-called article would be number one on my list and number one of the list of my new article: 100 ways of writing dickish articles, which I made up just now after seeing this. I'm surprised that the article itself wasn't on the list. It's mutilated head should be displayed on the main page as a warning to any IP vandals popping by. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:21, May 14, 2013 (UTC)


Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 26029 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just came across this on the proofreading list. I don't think any amount of work can save it, to be honest. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 21:56, May 13, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Listy and borderline vanity. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:49, May 14, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Let me summarize the concept: This is a fictional religion, based on "the almighty Wohnzimmer" (author, presumably, who was some Anon in 2006), with 3 adherents, about which Section 1 begins by telling us, "This is boring." Spıke Ѧ 03:22 14-May-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spike summed it up well. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:16, May 14, 2013 (UTC)
  • OMG what kind of crap is this? thats not funny to anyone--Knödel 17:07, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
  • The preceding is the article's talk page, which technically we are not to count as another Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke Ѧ 03:22 14-May-13

Agent 47

Score: 6
Elapsed Time: 26053 hours
Keep (0)
  1. KeepIt is a good article for showing new users what not to do with an article and how not to create an article. It's got a gay attack, it's got really long, useless lists, the agent is an idiot and he is the reader (insults), the agent has auper powers, it's completely off topic and no one would type in Agent 47. The only thing it doesn't have is swearing (didn't see any) but some edits could take care of that. Just move the article to a more appropriate name like, "Article that wants to be deleted" or "Agent 47's vandal attack on an Uncyclopedia article" and you have a good parody. I laughed lots because it was so bad I had to accept that it was a parody of a bad article (which it wasn't (I don't think)).</s>
    If you also agree that it should be a parody of an appaling Uncyclopedia article just tell me and I'll give it some minor editing to finish it. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:54, May 13, 2013 (UTC)
    You had me going back to the page history (as nominator is supposed to do!) to ensure that this isn't a deliberate creation of one of the Old Ones that parodied bad writing so well as to prank Rocko. It is not. Please don't spend much time doing deliberately bad writing. There is enough of this already on the site, much of it referred to at Uncyclopedia:In-jokes. Spıke Ѧ 21:20 13-May-13

In that case I shall change my vote. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:21, May 14, 2013 (UTC)

Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crimes against humor The preceding unsigned comment was added by RockoRocks (talk • contribs)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A tour-de-force of everything people do who can't write humor: Article about nothing, serial listing of memes, pranking the reader with {{USERNAME}} (though author mistakenly uses {{USERLINK}}), mentioning gayness and gore for instant laughs, then interminable lists on needless topics such as "people he murdered." Spıke Ѧ 21:16 12-May-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Eye-gougingly bad. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 16:14, May 13, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. There are already numerous examples of what not to do with an article on carlb's mirror, and this belongs in that archive along with numerous VFD non-survivors already there. ---- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:44, May 14, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:21, May 14, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is the article which no one will read until the end simply because it talks about everything at the same time (which means that it talks about nothing in particular). No idea why it was named Agent 47. Not well written. Anton (talk) 15:11, May 14, 2013 (UTC)

Feroze & Suleiman

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 26171 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This article is okay, yet needs tidying in the quotes dept. later on and a few minor changes to get readers to go 'aha, this is a bunch of bollocks!'. I don't see this as a vanity article as, well, the company clearly doesn't exist. --TheDarthMoogle (talk) 08:52, May 9, 2013 (UTC)
    The fact that the company doesn't exist is the very proof that authors are not writing about anything but themselves, that is, vanity. Spıke Ѧ 11:31 9-May-13
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is not poorly written; but Google has only two exact matches for this alleged consultancy: We are the first, and the second is a stub article at a business locator that "located" this business through Uncyclopedia. Codeine's Mum never worked there. It's a vanity project of a small clique. Spıke Ѧ 23:56 7-May-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Concur. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:48, May 9, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I agree with Spike as I saw Codeine's Mum the other day and she said she hadn't heard of it. Also why are the staff members the KKK? Random and pointless.Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 05:49, May 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Shame someone wasted so much time on it. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 16:14, May 13, 2013 (UTC)

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