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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Pages for Deletion

Zombiebaronvs.Braydie

Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.


How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):


Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.


Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the 🔒 Closed nomination H T D Oldvfd Archive tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.


Jejemon

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Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Look at us! We are writing leet! Spıke ¬ 11:42 19-Mar-13
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Category:Everything that is considered Gay in the Philippines‎ and Category:Pinoy

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The first is an overlong category by which a drive-by editor can tag an article with an insult as a prank. Pinoy is homie for Filipino and should be replaced by Category:Philippines (as is now done in the nav-template), as we are not all homies here. Also, Category:Pinoy Martial Law Articles‎ should become Category:Filipino martial law, as it is damned peculiar to have a category for articles contain the word Articles. Spıke ¬ 11:16 19-Mar-13
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Commonly Misunderstood Radiohead Lyrics

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  1. Symbol delete vote Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.                               Puppy's talk page10:51 19 Mar 2013
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  • I had left it to Puppy to dispose of this (in the sense of devise a disposition) but added that VFD was one promising one. Am not sure it doesn't fit in UnLyrics or UnPoetia. Spıke ¬ 13:25 19-Mar-13

Sir Alec Dow, Anagrammatist

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I find anagrams funny. Much funnier than knock-knock jokes. I like anagrams so much and find them so funny that this vote is actually an anagram of my first vote, which had a decidedly meaner tone. --Imrealized ...hmm? 09:57, March 19, 2013 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Only one problem with this article: These are not jokes. They are anagrams. They are the product of remarkably clever minds, but it doesn't belong on this wiki any more than my equally clever Letters to the Editor on the wonders of George W. Bush. Shop it to Anagram-pedia. Spıke ¬ 02:28 19-Mar-13
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Thatguywiththeglasses

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Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. At User talk:Simsilikesims#Thatguywiththeglasses, I say this article was written "more to describe a YouTube meme than to write original humor, though there is a tiny bit of it." Two others see humor but confirm it is VFD-quality. Spıke ¬ 22:31 18-Mar-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Crap.                               Puppy's talk page10:42 19 Mar 2013
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Unquotable:Epitaphs

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Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This page is redundant with Unquotable:Last words. It is short because of a vanity purge by Puppy, but there isn't much good remaining. --Mn-z 08:54, March 16, 2013 (UTC)
    By vanity purge he's referring to me removing the vanity comments - not for me purging because I'm vain. I do not suffer from bulemia.                               Puppy's talk page10:53 16 Mar 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Merge. The format here is better than Unquotable:Last words, but having two pages is redundant. Chuck both of them together, make this a redirect to the completed version.                               Puppy's talk page10:53 16 Mar 2013
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. unquotable is almost cleaned up, except for the policy pages. --Mn-z 08:54, March 16, 2013 (UTC)

Merry Meet

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Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article, if it can even be called that, rants about how uncreative and obese and fill in the blank people are who use this greeting. Mainly, it serves as a soapbox for the author's hatred of pagans, who commonly use this greeting. Couldn't find any humor here. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:30, March 15, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Me neither; fortunately, there is not much to wade through searching for it. Add to Category:Butt-hurt rants. Spıke ¬ 21:46 15-Mar-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 07:00, March 16, 2013 (UTC)
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HowTo:Become A Rapist

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. The thinly (check the links) veiled joke on this page, which is a legitimate joke, is Bill Clinton = rapist. The article is sufficiently clear as political commentary not to worry about it transforming anyone into a rapist. Aleister is voting against an article that is "too good for the good" of the American Left. Spıke ¬ 00:11 14-Mar-13
    If you want it, I wash my hands of it, and it's all yours. (what is the sound of one hand washing) Aleister 00:19 14-3-'13
Delete (4)
  1. Time to get rid of this, it's too well written and may give someone ideas. This is one of the pages on the wiki that is too good for its own good. Aleister 23:59 13-3-'13
  2. Rape covers the same concept, but shorter, which means it doesn't lose the dark humour aspect with excessive wordiness. Symbol delete vote Delete and redirect.                               Puppy's talk page11:07 16 Mar 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:35, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete (formerly Keep.) The happy-face tale of rape is indeed told at Rape; and as for the only other theme, Bill Clinton = rapist, that is told about ten times too many. I cleaned up some of the odd coding but have nothing to add here. There has been a parade of Anons, trolls thinking this is within their limited capabilities versus social workers who think it should be replaced with straight advice, as though a lot of imminent rapists came to Uncyclopedia first. Spıke ¬ 01:55 19-Mar-13
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Unquotable:Quotes in Gangsta

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. reskin, or rather, paragraph rewrite, of the unquotable mainpage. I was going to bring all these reskins to VFD, but got distracted. --Mn-z 16:52, March 13, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. As before. Spıke ¬ 21:46 13-Mar-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.                               Puppy's talk page10:59 16 Mar 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:42, March 18, 2013 (UTC)
Comments
  • Although this was nominated for deletion less than a month ago (link above), that vote was suspended because of objections to combining several pages on one ballot; there was no Keep result and the current nomination is valid. Spıke ¬ 21:46 13-Mar-13

Uncyclopedia Music Festival

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Meme ridden, ugly, listy article with no humour.--Snippy 21:26, March 12, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Oscar Wilde, Captain Obvious, Rayman, Chuck Norris and your mom" want you to vote to delete this sandbox-quality piece of navelism. Spıke ¬ 22:05 12-Mar-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is a Litany of The Cliches, rather than an attempt at humor. --Mn-z 16:57, March 13, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:36, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
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Template:Randomquote

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A template for when one wants to quotespam, but can't think of a one liner. This template generates a quote from a random person, and is an example of cliche canned humor. --Mn-z 17:49, March 12, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A key tool in the toolbox of writing humor by imitation (as opposed to writing humor by being funny). Spıke ¬ 17:57 12-Mar-13
  3. Absolutely.                               Puppy's talk page11:17 12 Mar 2013
  4. This template is all I've ever used, I write entire articles using it. But it's about time I tried to be creative on my own. Aleister 2:42 15-3-'13
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All the MP3 files named at Forum:Audio deletion request

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  • Nominate and abstain. I am filing this on behalf of Hindleyite, who raised the issue on behalf of NXwave (permabanned). I do not doubt that they are all crap, but it would cost actual money for me to listen to them all and so I will abstain. Spıke ¬ 14:19 12-Mar-13
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. We aren't losing anything by deleting these. --Mn-z 17:59, March 12, 2013 (UTC)
  2. A reasonable request. We should delete all of SPIKE's too. Aleister 19:26 12-3-'13
  3. What I said at the forum.                               Puppy's talk page11:15 12 Mar 2013
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  • I grant administrative absolution on the rule to tag each of the MP3 files with a {{VFD}} template that no one will see. Spıke ¬ 14:19 12-Mar-13
  • I have a general problem with this request. NXWave was actually a talented audio editor before he went rogue, and you'll be deleting quite a few audio files. So first thing - we need to have a general discussion about user content removal and second, doing a mass deletion? I'm not sure I like it. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:39, March 12, 2013 (UTC) Read the forum, added my opinion, I'm neutral. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:19, March 12, 2013 (UTC)

Dennis the Menace

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. While doing some quoticiding, I ran upon this article. The author apparently can't be bothered to write coherent sentences, much less coherent paragraphs. Also, back in 2005, calling a cartoon character a "n00b" was considered funny. --Mn-z 13:51, March 11, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dennis the Menace was a television icon, decades ago. This article is poorly written and fails on all counts, except perhaps deciding that the nemesis Mr. Wilson was Woodrow Wilson. Redirecting to any of our five other Dennises would be just as good; Dennis Rodman is in horrible shape, but Dennis (a sort of disambiguator) actually refers to one of its Dennises as the Menace. Spıke ¬ 14:10 11-Mar-13
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