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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Pages for Deletion

Zombiebaronvs.Braydie

Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.


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Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.


Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the 🔒 Closed nomination H T D Oldvfd Archive tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.


Zynga

Score: 1
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Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article about an on-line gaming company comes across as a butt-hurt rant from a user who doesn't think he got his money's worth. Sannse has just deleted stuff she describes as porn, and other stuff that seems like a death threat, on terms-of-use grounds; but what's left is just as bad. Spıke ¬ 18:47 5-Mar-13
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Celebrity quotes

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is more a rant against uncyclopedia policy than an article, and a dated rant at that. Nobody is still pro-quotespam anymore. --Mn-z 16:22, March 5, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. One Uncyclopedian ought not overtly criticize the style of another Uncyclopedian by name in mainspace. Because nobody cares. (Better to take it to the Forum and call your adversary an "authoritarian"!) And yes, we have long since aligned with author's viewpoint. Spıke ¬ 16:37 5-Mar-13
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Unquotable:Death

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. although it avoids penis and buttsecks jokes, this article is short, not particularly funny, and has little potential. --Mn-z 16:15, March 5, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Despite the bonus point for mentioning kitten-huffing, this article is what we tell newbies to avoid when we tell them to organize their thoughts into complete, funny paragraphs--though the last section comes close. Spıke ¬ 16:20 5-Mar-13
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Unquotable:QUAKK

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Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. After some research, it appears that this is actually a long since forgotten about policy page although it cracks wise enough that the causal reader can't tell. --Mn-z 16:07, March 5, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yes, it does seem that, hidden in Section 3 is a dictum that future editors not insert cruft into My Articles. But the article itself (What is it based on? How does anyone think to type its name?) is about nothing except author's fantasy of being a spokesman for Uncyclopedia. Spıke ¬ 16:17 5-Mar-13
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. there is a template that goes along with this: Template:QUAKKinator. I took the liberty of rewriting that template a bit. The template was awarded to Cainad in January 2007 by Some user. It may have been awarded to someone else and later deleted, but we can safely assume it was little used. This article can safely be deleted without harming the template. --Mn-z 16:30, March 5, 2013 (UTC)
    [1] Used twice in Cainad's userspace, once by Cainad in the Forum to advocate its use in mainspace to tag overuse of quotes, and here. Better solution: Just get rid. At the risk of introducing red-links, the template should go as well. Spıke ¬ 16:45 5-Mar-13
    I was tempted to take the template to VFD. However, it no longer references this page, and it is a valid award template. Or, rather, it could have been if it was actually used back in 2006. It isn't really hurting anything, and is marginally better than 3 red links. Maybe we should move the template to Template:Quotinator, leaving the redirect. --Mn-z 17:41, March 5, 2013 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAA! (language)

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. There is a bit of humor here--the absurdity of "encrypting" a message by squeezing out all the information--but the great majority of this article is imitative of our feature AAAAAAAA!. Spıke ¬ 14:04 4-Mar-13
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Uncyclopedia vs Powershot, Flamewar of the Ages/Forum:LET US DECLARE JIHAD AGAINST THE BENSON-HATING INFIDELS and Uncyclopedia vs Powershot, Flamewar of the Ages/Forum:THE AGE OF BENSON IS OVER. POWESHOT WILL SUCCEED WHERE HE HAS FAILED.

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. As below. Spıke ¬ 14:51 3-Mar-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 19:26, March 3, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Somewhere between the two.                               Puppy's talk page10:42 03 Mar 2013
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Uncyclopedia vs Powershot, Flamewar of the Ages/Forum:BENSONSHOT IS BETTER THAN POWERSHOT

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 12315 hours
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Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. pointless banter forum from 2006 that was deleted, recreated in 2007, and moved to mainspace as archive to support an inside joke about point forum bantering from 2006. --Mn-z 12:31, March 3, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per above. Worth deleting whether or not the main article stays. Spıke ¬ 12:38 3-Mar-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Doesn't belong in main space.                               Puppy's talk page01:52 03 Mar 2013
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Unquotable:William Shatner

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Elapsed Time: 12342 hours
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Since we're not purging this category, thank goddess, William Shatner's page is essential to it just because...William Shatner. And please don't guy these articles, which is just as bad as deleting them. And does everyone know our main page is broken? Aleister 12:10 2-3-'13
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is not really about anything. There isn't anything that stands out as awful, but there isn't much humor or potential here. --Mn-z 09:20, March 2, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yes, there is. Section 1.3 notes that Shatner sounds like a certain station-master on the line toward Nuneaton, as astonishing as that seems. Making sport of his halting delivery and bad acting is legitimate (Shatner's mainspace article is gone and it now redirects to an article where this is the only joke, illustrated by following every word with a comma) but most of the rest of the article is not original comedy but an effort to ridicule Shatner using his own words. Spıke ¬ 13:29 2-Mar-13
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Unquotable:Glenn Beck

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Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The author seems to confuse advocacy with humor. --Mn-z 07:44, March 2, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It does not confuse advocacy with humor at all: It takes the side of advocacy. Its existence in the Unquotable space is a green light to advocate by repeating actual Beck quotes by which Beck makes you laugh at him (but primarily if you disagree with him), but some of the quotes are extrapolation for the sake of caricature, for the sake of advocacy. Spıke ¬ 13:23 2-Mar-13
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  • I have no objection with using humour as a conduit for advocacy, but this article does nothing for me on the humour front. The only thing stopping me from voting to delete is my lack of familiarity with Glenn Beck. As he is commonly known in the US, and some of this article may rely on reader's foreknowledge - which I lack - I'm not really in the best place to make a judgement. But from my perspective, this is an unfunny article that relies upon foreknowledge that is somewhat parochial. I see it in a similar light to Zoe Tay below, except that he is well known in the anglosphere.                               Puppy's talk page08:08 02 Mar 2013

Unquotable:George W. Bush

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Elapsed Time: 12344 hours
Keep (2)
  1. I like this. George W's clangers are many and varied. While we are by far not unique in having a collection of them, it doesn't reduce the humour value of having a page of them. The random element allows the page to be kept at a reasonable size. It's very dated, but has merit.                               Puppy's talk page07:54 02 Mar 2013
  2. OK, I'll hold my nose and vote to keep it. If it makes the idiot look like more of an idiot, all power to us idiots for keeping it. Aleister 13:39 2-3-'13
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This seems to be nothing more than a list of randomly generated real George W. Bush quotes. While I've seen worse examples of this, it would fall under the category of "borrowed humor." --Mn-z 07:33, March 2, 2013 (UTC)
    This page should be kept, and I urge keep votes, but I have a personal duty to vote to delete anything to do with this guy (EDIT:I guess except things that make him look bad, which doesn't take much). Why he is not in prison is one of the mysteries of modern life. Aleister 12:06 2-3-'13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Uncyclopedia is a place for original comedy writing." All the comedy on this page was (inadvertently) supplied by Bush and is not original. This page adds nothing, only yet another place on the Web where Bush opponents can read quotes with which they are already familiar where Bush makes a fool of himself. Spıke ¬ 13:16 2-Mar-13
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. this article is somewhat funny. My reason for deletion has more to do with lack of originality. --Mn-z 08:01, March 2, 2013 (UTC)

Unquotable:Deep Thoughts

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. this article attempts to parody a Saturday Night Live sketch. However, it seems closer to "borrowed humor" and scattershot than parody, and I don't think there is anything savable in the article. --Mn-z 07:27, March 2, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Agree.                               Puppy's talk page07:46 02 Mar 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The meandering introduction is as close as we get to an explanation of where author stole some of the assembled pieces of stand-up comedy. Uncyclopedia is a place for original comedy writing, not a collection of funny stuff done elsewhere or available elsewhere. Checking the history since Some user's last edit, this page has the problem for which we struggle against listcruft: It attracts more of the same, in this case from Anons who have heard good stand-up and could not make a contribution align with the theme of an article, if this article had one. Spıke ¬ 13:13 2-Mar-13
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101 Things You Should Not Do

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. List                               Puppy's talk page05:57 25 Feb 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Seemed funny at first, but i noticed the overly amount of immature humor.. i thought it would be fine apart from that everything was put in bold for no reason, but the text wall and the chuck norris joke at the end ruined it for me. HTBFANJS clearly states Chuck Norris jokes and 'facts' are unfunny 99,5% of the time. --RockoRocks (talk) 22:02, March 1, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete (formerly Abstain). Every attempt at humor on this page, from the one-liner "Things" to the quotations, has as its strategy either meme-cruft, imitation, or repeating something ad nauseam. My original reasoning, below, that it stands on its own does not mean it cannot be felled, and my advice on its talk page does not mean that any of the writers will ever take it, and I think they won't. Spıke ¬ 00:16 4-Mar-13
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  • Symbol comment vote Abstain. A playground for I.P. Anon and other drive-by writers of one-liners isn't optimal, but it's self-contained. The template, though, is awful: "This page is under perpetual construction... It is an ever changing work...." That is in fact a better description of Uncyclopedia:Sandbox. Better to get them to finish it, to flesh out each of the 100 themes into funny paragraphs, as I now try to do on its talk page. Spıke ¬ 18:11 25-Feb-13

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