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Deletion Policy
Votes for deletion

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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Pages for Deletion


Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.

How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):

Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.

Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the 🔒 Closed nomination H T D Oldvfd Archive tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.

Mr. Bucket

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 28831 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Editors' take on this game is nothing but gays, feces, and even Jews. Unless you think any of these is an inherent laugh riot in the absence of cleverness, the solution is to start over. Spıke Ѧ 14:08 20-Jan-13

International Baccalaureate

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 28853 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. More gripe than informative in my view LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ®
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. See comments below; but you have my vote if you need it. I have never seen a list on Uncyclopedia with 603 items. My take on this would not be to air gripes from students forced to follow a curriculum, but to exaggerate local opposition that the curriculum is subversively left-wing. Spıke Ѧ 14:08 20-Jan-13
  • I think this article might be too young for VFD, unless we changed the rule that required articles under 7 days old to be tagged with {{ICU}} rather than being taken to vfd. --Mn-z 16:06, January 19, 2013 (UTC)
    True; if the speculation is correct that this is an upload from the mirror site, QVFD is the solution. Spıke Ѧ 14:08 20-Jan-13

Car manufacturers

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 28856 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is entirely listcruft; to-wit: contrived acronyms that spell out the names of car manufacturers. And, unbeknownst to I.P. Anon this morning, more doesn't mean better. Spıke Ѧ 13:38 19-Jan-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:07, January 19, 2013 (UTC)

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