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Deletion Policy
Votes for deletion

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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Pages for Deletion


Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.

How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):

Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.

Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the 🔒 Closed nomination H T D Oldvfd Archive tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.


Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 28980 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. That all the listcruft from Norway was culled into a subpage (the site of an Anon revert war today) was a good thing. Now deleting this Anon magnet would be even better. Spıke Ѧ 21:17 14-Jan-13


Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 29004 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. template of pointlessness on a total of 3 pages. --Mn-z 20:28, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. OMG No Humor. But the classic recent comment is that you would be within your rights to just edit the 3 pages then send this template to QVFD as unreferenced. Spıke Ѧ 01:43 14-Jan-13

Great Pony Famine

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 29005 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. the verbose and redundant style sort of hides the fact that there is no humor in this article. However, a quick read shows there the is not much humor or consistency in this article. --Mn-z 20:26, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Verbose and redundant is always an obstacle for the reader. There is also the fact that one has to know the joke to type the name of the article, that it treats ponies as inherently hilarious, that Section 3 is a study in nonsense numbers, and that Section 4 is a study in meme listcruft. To conclude and summarize...It has nothing going for it. Spıke Ѧ 01:40 14-Jan-13

Tucson, Arizona

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 29009 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Any spare change? This very listy article is about where El Paso, Texas was when we got rid of it. Who knew a city would have not just beggars (a line that goes past humor-by-repetition to humor-by-being-drilled-into-our-heads) and unnecessary road projects? Spıke Ѧ 15:45 13-Jan-13
  2. Why not visit it instead? Aleister 16:06 13-1-'13
    A difficult but enticing suggestion for someone in my situation in the dead of winter. Spıke Ѧ 01:45 14-Jan-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. town cruft. --Mn-z 19:36, January 13, 2013 (UTC)

Bounty Paper Towel

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 29053 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. random head of government crap. --Mn-z 19:28, January 11, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Written--about nothing--by Anon in 2005. Substantially unchanged since then. If there is a real-world gag in morphing the name of a PM (which one?) onto Bounty paper towels, it is unexplained; anyone wanting to do real work in this space could clean up the set on actual Canadian PMs. Spıke Ѧ 20:04 11-Jan-13
  3. Aleister 15:08 13-1-'13

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