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Deletion Policy
Votes for deletion

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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Pages for Deletion


Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.

How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):

Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.

Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the 🔒 Closed nomination H T D Oldvfd Archive tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.

El Paso, Texas

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 29876 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Listcruft, rants, nonsense year numbers. Overnight, Anon added two new paragraphs of rant, but there is nothing in the prior version worth keeping, nor really based on the border city. Start over. Spıke Ѧ 09:09 6-Dec-12

Slim Shady Algorithm

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 30060 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Hate to disagree with SPIKE, but as big a derivative piece of crap as this is, it's one of my favorite article titles. I'm diverging from my usual "burn all shit" to vote "keep". Just for the title. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Nov 28 '12 21:46 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. This article mildly amused me, even though it didn't make me chuckle. This is more than I can say for some of the featured articles in recent times. -- HIPSTER T)alk C)untributions B)an 18:26, December 4, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Various Anons assert that, if a trivially stupid algorithm were coded in the computer language that happens to fascinate me, then it would be, well, quaint. As unlikely to amuse the general reader as are the code examples inside Haskell. Spıke Ѧ 17:13 28-Nov-12

Chicken Fucking

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 30110 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Weak Keep - I dunno, I mildly chuckled. I think it's a funny concept, but it simply needs a reworking. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 01:12, Nov. 27, 2012
    I nominate Kip the Dip. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Nov 27 '12 7:00 (UTC)
    Symbol for vote Seconded. ("No good deed goes unpunished.") Spıke Ѧ 09:14 27-Nov-12
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Chicken Fucking is any action involving fucking a chicken"--and no, Captain Obvious didn't write this. Excess capital letter in the title is the tip-off. Dumb, doomed to stay dumb, and an IP magnet, whether said IP is into bestiality or animal cruelty. Spıke Ѧ 15:54 26-Nov-12
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A header in search of an article. None found. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:36, November 26, 2012 (UTC)


Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 30151 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote User:Yrtneg/ Nov 25 2012 23:49
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. We have several articles that make serious sport of Islam. But this one is just swears, made-up organizations, awkward acronyms, listcruft, nonsense numbers, the works. And you have to know the punch line to type the page name--though it's Hinduism where the cow has special significance, isn't it?! Spıke Ѧ 22:49 24-Nov-12
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Completely random after the first paragraph. Thought about pruning it but that would have left a picture caption. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:43, November 26, 2012 (UTC)

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