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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Pages for Deletion

Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.


How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):


Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.


Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the 🔒 Closed nomination H T D Oldvfd Archive tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.



São Paulo

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 15532 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Cruft. And I'm just passing through. Can you fuckers actually patrol the edits here?                               Puppy's talk page03:11 05 Oct
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The history suggests that the article was largely dumped into Uncyclopedia on a single day in February, 2008; presumably machine-translated from another wiki. Simsie has been making small changes. Even if you made big changes--process all the text and try to help it along via witty writing--you'd get an article mostly about urban problems that, except for place names and the history, could apply to any city; and it still wouldn't be original work. Spıke ¬ 12:05 5-Oct-12
Comments

🔒 Green Day H T D Oldvfd Archive

Score: -2
Elapsed Time: 15587 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Found a better revision. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:28, October 2, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Keep The Wiki software allows you to restore older versions. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:35, October 2, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Adequate. Thanks, Frosty. Can this be made to stick to its original comedy concept throughout? Spıke ¬ 22:45 2-Oct-12
Delete (1)
  1. TBH, the IPs ruined this article. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky!
Comments
  • Reason why I never check the revision history is that it's such a pain in the ass to search through it especially if there are a lot of revisions. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 22:52, October 2, 2012 (UTC)
    • This page has a tiny history, it took me 2 minutes to find a good revision. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:56, October 2, 2012 (UTC)
    • If you can't be arsed to search through the revision history, don't nominate articles. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:59, October 2, 2012 (UTC)
  • Kept. Revert button. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:25, October 6, 2012 (UTC)

🔒 Maharashtra Navnirman Sena H T D Survivor Oldvfd Archive

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 15783 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Weak keep. I don't know enough about Indian politics to find any theoretical article on this political party funny, so I have no idea whether any of this is funny to someone who does. There's enough coherent content there that I think its flaws can be handled through the normal editorial process rather than deletion. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:40, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
    I do know that the article is not funny. The blue humor is not funny, the cheap shots against officials of this party aren't funny, and that's all there is. I did look up the Wikipedia article and found that there is no "spin-off party, The Shiv Sena" (a recent edit) but rather vice versa. Russian Reversal ain't funny either. Separately, though, there is no competent editor likely to repair this through the normal process and there is no need for an article on a regional political party of India. Spıke ¬ 12:12 2-Oct-12
  2. Symbol keep vote I think this has some potential. We could make it an article about an Indian leftist rightist group that favors outsourcing. That'd be absolutely hilarious. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 23:12, October 2, 2012 (UTC)
    Yes, it could be peppered up with randomness. Regarding "hilarious," your only proof is to demonstrate. Spıke ¬ 11:44 4-Oct-12
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Without the unfunny blue humor, what is left is simply unfunny. Spıke ¬ 16:22 24-Sep-12
  2. Wow that's terrible. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:13, September 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Trash. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:24, October 2, 2012 (UTC)
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