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Deletion Policy
Votes for deletion

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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Pages for Deletion


Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.

How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):

Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.

Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the 🔒 Closed nomination H T D Oldvfd Archive tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.

Template:Computer Virus

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 32760 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Only used on three user pages. Users in question have been inactive for over 3 years. Spills a bunch of stupid binary everywhere.                               Puppy's talk page06:34 09 Aug
  2. Oh god how did this get here I am not good with computers 0 -- ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 11:07, August 9, 2012 (UTC)


Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 32789 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Delete and redirect to Unreviews:Milk                               Puppy's talk page01:32 08 Aug

General Grievous

Score: 6
Elapsed Time: 32788 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. I demand that this is killed via a laser blast to the exposed heart. *coughs and wheezes* --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 23:29, August 6, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Only thing worse than this is Wikipedia's article. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Aug 7 '12 2:03 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Also known as huff, also known as remove, also known as excise. Apart from being written in the style of its subject (and having a template that takes care to tell you it is written in the style of its subject, which you either already knew or else the entire article was lost on you), it has nothing other than babble. Spıke Ѧ 15:39 7-Aug-12
  4. As Admiral Ackbar would say, "It's a crap!" --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:05, August 7, 2012 (UTC)
  5. United 175 Disintegrate and redirect to the featured Star Wars. Also, Gamma, remember to put the VFD tag on next time... Saberwolf116 (talk) 02:50, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Template:Loner--Bp2611 22:32, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
  • Check it, bitches:
    In the feature film Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, General Grievous was dubbed by actor and sound editor Matthew Wood. Wood also plays Grievous in the animated series The Clone Wars as well as for all of Grievous' video game appearances. Gary Oldman, a friend of producer Rick McCallum, agreed to submit a voice audition, but his involvement never went beyond that. For several months following Oldman's reported (but never confirmed) refusal, actor John Rhys-Davies was widely reported to be the voice of Grievous. This was eventually revealed to be a prank.—Wikipedia
    AH-HA-HA-HA! Nobody does pranks like George Lucas! Ha-ha-ha! Oh, man, he slays me. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Aug 7 '12 2:03 (UTC)

I'm resetting the time, as Gamma forgot to put the VFD tag on. Saberwolf116 (talk) 02:50, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 32841 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Overly random and almost in the tl;dr part of the internet. Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 22:15, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Absolute shit. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:06, August 6, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't think this is really going anywhere and would need a complete reconstruction. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:58, August 7, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  -- ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 11:10, August 9, 2012 (UTC)

UnNews:Giant Mutant Emoticon Sets Out To Conquer Myspace

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 32847 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Keep No point deleting UnNews. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:11, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
  2. pointless--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 05:54, August 7, 2012 (UTC)
  3. PurpleDickVote Boner. Aleister 15:42 8-7-'012
Delete (3)
  1. Scared face So noughties it's scary. This article is THE definition of 2006cruft. In fact, it presents a perfect summary of the writing styles, fashions, ideas and culture of the period which this old unNews article archives. The only reason to keep this article would be to preserve the legacy of the dusty, historical relics of long ago. And MySpace isn't spelt properly - ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 16:13, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
  2. A lot of these old unnews articles can be done away with. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:53, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
  3. If we were gonna vote, I'd vote "kill". You know, hypothetically speaking, of course. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Aug 7 '12 1:51 (UTC)
  • Last time we strove over an unambiguously bad UnNews, the official line was that it is a drive-by namespace; we write it and move on, and there is no point in trying to pretty up the Front Pages of six years ago. Is the official line different now? Spıke Ѧ 21:38 5-Aug-12
    Probably not, but occasionally people will come across an old mediocre UnNews and want to see it deleted. And if it's really bad, I don't see any harm in deleting it. It should be made clear, though, that actively looking for UnNewses to delete and consequently flooding VFD with them would be a waste of everyone's time. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:22, 8 August 2012

Android (operating system)

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 32847 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Version by Bizzeebeever is better than the old one, I'm changing it to Symbol keep vote Keep. ~ QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 21:07, August 6, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Ice cream mafia, dude. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Aug 7 '12 1:50 (UTC)
  3. Rewroted version good is. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 16:09, 7 August, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol kill vote #BoycottThisArticle ~ QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d!
  2. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  - ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 16:04, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Uber-bad! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:51, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Just another terrible tech article. Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 17:28, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
  • I reverted to one of the first versions of this article, from last year. Still not great. I'll keep poking it, maybe. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Aug 6 '12 5:22 (UTC)
  • Your version is much better. I'm voting Keep now. ~ QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 21:08, August 6, 2012 (UTC)
    Actually, those are mostly Ice cream mafia's changes, I just added two jokes and a pic. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Aug 7 '12 1:50 (UTC)


Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 32848 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. An IP just blanked this page... I don't blame him. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:38, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol kill vote Kill. ~ QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 14:52, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Created by a bullemic Parvati. What could be clearer? Spıke Ѧ 21:33 5-Aug-12
  4. United 175 Dat shit is whack yo Saberwolf116 (talk) 02:45, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
  • Have put a copy of this in the userspace of Singzulu, who might know enough about animal-shaped Hindu gods to do something with this. Spıke Ѧ 21:33 5-Aug-12

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