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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Pages for Deletion

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Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.


How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):


Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.


Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the 🔒 Closed nomination H T D Oldvfd Archive tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.


🔒 Pen Island H T D Oldvfd Archive

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Elapsed Time: 12294 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pen Island (Penis land) should be a fun article full of double entendres that feint toward but never touch the organ. What we have is increasingly dumb digressions by kids who are giddy about writing penis jokes to strangers. When you get to the end you realize that none of it is an original comedy creation but yet another Uncyclopedia article that derives all its humor from a pre-existing meme with its own (several) websites. Spıke ¬ 14:11 27-Mar-13 Withdrawn. Spıke ¬ 20:35 28-Mar-13
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  • The illustrations here should be kept, but very little of the text has merit. Various IP's have made poor additions to this article that should be reverted. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 14:44, March 27, 2013 (UTC)
    I've reverted the article and done a heavy copy-edit. The initial photo, according to the summary by TheLedBalloon, seems to have been lifted from one of those other websites; the aerial photo is used at Penis and many other places; the mushrooms are also used in a page in Puppy's userspace; the chimpanzee photo was a casualty, as it never related to this article, as most of the former text didn't either. Spıke ¬ 23:37 27-Mar-13

World War II:This Time it's Personal

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. apparently, we have 3 versions of this article for some reason. --Mn-z 17:41, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Okay, so the joke is, since World War II was a "duplicate war" (of World War I) (only it wasn't except in the eyes of a grade-schooler who has two more years before taking a course on World History) (or was it a duplicate Stephen Spielberg movie?) create an Uncyclopedia article "in the style of the thing it's about" by creating an arbitrary number of copies. One copy for everything the reader might search for, and then some; a brilliant alternative to the Redirect. Spıke ¬ 18:19 25-Mar-13
  3. War leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Someone else's intestines! Let God Sort Them Out 23:30 25-3-'13
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The Second World War II

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. a new clone of a the article below, this one seems a bit worse. --Mn-z 17:37, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Uncyclopedia is a place for original comedy creations." This article even has a template ({{Merge}}), for Chrissakes, to advise the reader that it isn't one. Spıke ¬ 18:22 25-Mar-13
  3. War is unhealthy for children and other cannon fodder. General Deletion 23:27 25-3-'13
Comments
  • Shall we leave the best one of these in mainspace and move it to World War II (movie)? Spıke ¬ 18:22 25-Mar-13
  • Symbol for vote For. This. You pick, but I think you already did with your voting pattern. Aleister the same as my time above

The Second World War

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. more warcruft. This one is about WWII as a movie, and reads like it was written by a 10 year old. --Mn-z 17:35, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm sure we've already voted to delete one of these clones. NRV. (And the same delete vote on the above.)                               Puppy's talk page01:27 26 Mar 2013
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World War VI

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Elapsed Time: 12339 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. another wacky war article. This is prone to using capslock for no apparent reason. --Mn-z 17:26, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Notable as amateur fiction but certainly not as humor. The World Wars template reflects the fact that, at some point in our past, writing a new article about World War whatever was a cinch for permanence by meme (imitation). Spıke ¬ 18:11 25-Mar-13
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  • The others you list (as of now) are blah wars, not even worth fighting. This article seems like it had some thought into it, has lots of words and detail, its own maps apparently which follow the fighting, and might have redeeming value. I haven't read much of it, so maybe it's all jibberish under a candy covering, so for now I'll restrict this to a comment. The other ones, if you want to count my vote as a delete, please do so. Aleister 17:56 25-3-'13
    For the record, when counting, I am not going to hallucinate Aleister Delete votes onto a ballot based on discussion that occurs on some other ballot. Spıke ¬ 18:11 25-Mar-13

World War What

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. a typical wacky war. I think this might be trying to half-parody the wacky war meme, but we don't need to parody ourselves. --Mn-z 17:18, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The only authentic humor here, the question-mark-shaped Amnesia Islands, have their own Uncyclopedia article. The only other humor here, stupid reasons to start a war, are moot as the war in question was never really started. Spıke ¬ 18:15 25-Mar-13
  3. War, what is it good for? General Deletion 23:27 25-3-'13
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HowTo:Be a liberal

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  1. Symbol delete vote Advocacy. Conservatives wrote this sprawling catalog of liberal fallacies, liberal failures, and liberal gaffes, replete with external links and in-line YouTube videos, and liberals vandalized it so much that the entire first screenful is now warnings to liberals and the reader. (I found it when cleaning up after our deletion of Template:Number of Maimings.) Spıke ¬ 11:43 25-Mar-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 19:27, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. As above, but more importantly it just lacks any funny.                               Puppy's talk page08:35 26 Mar 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny long-winded rant. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 14:53, March 27, 2013 (UTC)
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Jesse Jackson

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  1. Symbol delete vote Me is black, so honky stay back. This article has become a repository for racist jokes having nothing to do with Jesse Jackson (including Ebonics the way no one speaks it), other jokes having nothing to do with anything ("Abortion bill? Pay it!" is a decades-old Pope joke), and even anti-Semitism having nothing to do with Jackson's anti-Semitism. Start over. Spıke ¬ 11:30 25-Mar-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I would call this one randumbo rather than racist. --Mn-z 13:18, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Couldn't even read more than a few sentences, and with a glance over the page it didn't get better. Michael Jackson's dad deserves better. Aleister 13:22 25-3-'13
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HowTo:Become famous on deviantART

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I've come across this page several times, and every time I fail to see an attraction to it. Irredeemable.                               Puppy's talk page09:44 24 Mar 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Further to my Comment, I see we also have an article DeviantART, which gets the job done (as well as having some text resulting in users of that site setting their personal record straight). Apart from the jumbled appearance, we do not need any mediocre articles purporting to explain how to do anything, much less pursue ego, on some other website. Spıke ¬ 17:46 24-Mar-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Advertising. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:21, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. More grudge rant than funny. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 14:32, March 27, 2013 (UTC)
Comments
  • Likewise 4chan; likewise Red Hot Pawn, which nominator and I repaired; or Poptropica. The great majority of Anons who contribute are doing so to act out some sort of grudge based on their time on the other site; for example, wish to be the first to warn prospective users who's who and what the site is like. But we need some kind of funny article on the most popular off-site sites. Spıke ¬ 12:37 24-Mar-13
  • Symbol comment vote Comment - This happens to be the very first of a long line of articles by my good friend Mr-ex777. I suggest not only deleting this particular article, but demolishing the entire building with explosives, as it is both an eyesore and a health hazard for the city. Afterwards, be sure to pave over the spot replace it with an all My Little Pony themed mall. Granted, you'll have to tolerate the increased traffic of fanatical bronies taking the place of a whimsical chocolate factory creating and selling Encyclopedia Dramatica in fun size candy bar form. Which one is the lesser nuisance to the community is irrelevant. As Spike has articulated, it all boils down to the free market. *looks up and waves at Mr-ex reading this* -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 19:14, Mar. 24, 2013
    Who it is written by makes no difference as to whether or not an article is worth keeping. There are articles written by myself that have been deleted as sub-par - including my very first article. Being friendly with an author doesn't change the quality of an article.                               Puppy's talk page08:10 24 Mar 2013
    You misunderstand. My points were: 1) This article is indeed crap, but more importantly 2) almost everything by Mr-ex777 is crap. If you care about quality, you should probably take a look at his other works. The friendly winks, jabs and in-jokes were a manifestation of the inner conflict of feeling like a douche for pointing this out. (Especially considering AE nominated my own articles one by one on VFD that one time when I was "permanently" banned.) -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 21:11, Mar. 24, 2013

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