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Deletion Policy
Votes for deletion

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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Pages for Deletion


Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.

How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):

Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.

Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the 🔒 Closed nomination H T D Oldvfd Archive tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.

UnNews:Pregnant slut of 13 is one woman baby factory

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 29139 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Probable cyberbullying as I cannot locate the source for this story. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ®
  2. Not well written, plus stupid, equals delete. mnbvx might like to put the picture somewhere, he likes the preggo chicks. I don't know why. Aleister 19:54 8-1-'13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Too bad; Sethrihoth (only one edit since 2009) has a way with words, but he obviously had a specific chick in Luton in mind. (I heard today that they were going to do a reality show about an American rapper with 11 babies by 9 women, but this isn't it. Mnbvcxz changed the name of the chick today, but huffing it is a better idea, lest new writers think they can do their own. Spıke Ѧ 03:45 9-Jan-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Smells like cyberbullying. --Chiefjustice3DS 07:59, January 9, 2013 (UTC)

HowTo:Play the game "Guess How Old I Am?"

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 29390 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Even though it's not very good it did make me laugh.Thankyoubloke (talk) 20:25, December 30, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. HowTo:Play the game "Guess How Bored This Article Makes Me?". ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Dec 29 '12 8:43 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Inevitably this game of Free Ramble arrives at Hitler and the Jews. Spıke Ѧ 12:09 29-Dec-12
  3. Symbol delete vote The Badger's Nadgers --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:38, January 2, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote I have... ...returned. Also, this article is rather bland, yet not poor enough to delete. Far too little memeism and poop jokes to instill an absolute hatred of this article in me. Also, it needs a bit of fine tuning, such as during the steps of the game; some get left out, as the game skips to another variation on the female "edition" of the game. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 04:12, December 30, 2012 (UTC)
    Welcome back. : ) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:15, 2 January 2013

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