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Deletion Policy
Votes for deletion

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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Pages for Deletion


Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.

How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):

Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.

Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the 🔒 Closed nomination H T D Oldvfd Archive tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.

Celebrity Big Brother

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 32956 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Terrible shitty stupidness. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:09, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Extremely messy, I would suggest putting a template on the page but since the page has been inactive for months I don't think there's any point. --Owen12345 (talk) 03:32, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Cruft                               Puppy's talk page04:02 30 Jul


Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 32964 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 (talk) 18:48, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Tschit. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:51, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unless a member of the Cabal can provide some Yiddish insight, I presume that Mr. Michael Tschiderer owes money to the author. Spıke Ѧ 20:10 29-Jul-12


Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 32977 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Better than User:ChiefjusticeDS ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:58, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
  2. RedCheckMark Zombiebaron. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:52, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. United 175 Zombiebaron. I just realized...Zombiebaron is a zombie. Ergo, he should be dead. Ergo, WE MUST KILL HIM! Saberwolf116 (talk) 05:54, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Sure why not. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:31, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Zombiebaron --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:54, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
  1. Symbol neutral vote Zombiebaron. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:46, 30 July 2012


Score: -3
Elapsed Time: 33005 hours
Keep (4)
  1. me lol--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 09:17, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. RedCheckMark Strong keep. I like it. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:55, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Yes. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 18:26, Jul. 28, 2012
  4. I find it ironic that Frosty wants to delete a page that pretty much embodies his beliefs in relation to our gamespace. So to answer Frosty's question, you care. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:39, 30 July 2012
Delete (1)
  1. Who cares? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:10, July 28, 2012 (UTC)

Internet wars

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 33005 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crap. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:53, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Parc. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:51, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. By noobs, for noobs. Noobs: Please don't bother me with this shit, I'm trying to watch polar bears and a soccer game at the same time. ~ QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 21:13, July 28, 2012 (UTC)

Ped Xing

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 33034 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Lacks humor? The article morphs the common pedestrian street sign into a Chinese podiatrist; a serious bio, until you read closely, with outrageous pix with more outrageous captions in a send-off of health care via franchise. Spıke Ѧ 14:01,18:37 27-Jul-12
  2. idk it's not that bad. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:36, July 27, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. A good concept, but...it lacks...what's it called...humour, that's it. --OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo 21:03, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
  2. What? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:17, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

Faroe Islands

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 33037 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. A real place, and it tries to be a real article. Saberwolf, rambling consists of random sentences; the sentences here are not very funny but are based on actual references to Danish stuff. Needs quoticide, listicide, and then better writing. Spıke Ѧ 18:43 27-Jul-12
    In that case, I nominate YOU, sir. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jul 28 '12 12:08 (UTC)
    Have done a copy-edit. Spıke Ѧ 15:47 28-Jul-12
  2. While this article is still kind of messy and it wouldn't hurt to remove the last navbox (which I have already done), I think this article has potential to live and become a quality article. I say Keep and put a stub or fix tag on it. ~ QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 21:22, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Keep Spike has lezzed this up a little. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:18, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Silly, idiotic, rambling article. Saberwolf116 (talk) 17:27, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Gack! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:53, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Love the photoshop (which came from somewhere else, OF COURSE). Hate the article. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jul 27 '12 7:27 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:28, July 28, 2012 (UTC)

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