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Votes for deletion

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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

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Inland Northwest

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 27937 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Written, and revised overnight with 2010 census numbers, overtly to boost the city of Boise, just irreverently enough to fit on a humor wiki. Spıke Ѧ 12:03 27-Feb-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. largely imaginary region (per wikipedia, the actual inland northwest refers to eastern Washington and northern Idaho). The author is overly excited about the fact that Boise is the 101st largest city in the United States. --Mn-z 13:41, February 28, 2013 (UTC)

101 Things You Should Not Do

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 27979 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. List                               Puppy's talk page05:57 25 Feb 2013
  • Symbol comment vote Abstain. A playground for I.P. Anon and other drive-by writers of one-liners isn't optimal, but it's self-contained. The template, though, is awful: "This page is under perpetual construction... It is an ever changing work...." That is in fact a better description of Uncyclopedia:Sandbox. Better to get them to finish it, to flesh out each of the 100 themes into funny paragraphs, as I now try to do on its talk page. Spıke Ѧ 18:11 25-Feb-13

Unquotable:Arthur C. Clarke

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 28008 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Good enough now. Spıke Ѧ 13:21 24-Feb-13
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is based on the assertion that Arthur C. Clarke claimed to invent everything, insults directed to other dead sci-fi authors, and poorly implemented jabs at his allegations pedophilia. There is a bit of concept here, but very little execution, and not much more potential. --Mn-z 12:30, February 24, 2013 (UTC)
  • I see Aleister at work here and am holding off. The original article hit the same buttons ad nauseam but did start with a perfectly fine concept. Spıke Ѧ 12:38 24-Feb-13
    Never saw this page before, checked the history (remember the rule about looking for a better version in the history????) and found out it's a Mhaille page, and reverted to his last edit. So by being a Mhaille page I surmise it contains very good material, but don't have time to read it now. Am going other places now, and one of them has food. Aleister 12:46 24-2-'13
    Point to Aleister; nominator has the duty to make a token effort to find some quality somewhere, even during a purge of a namespace. I brought categories up to date after Aleister's mega-revert. Only the section on "tingle" seems to have no basis in reality, but maybe some of you recall something about Clarke that I don't. Spıke Ѧ 12:56 24-Feb-13
    The content is basically the same. Although it was created by an established user, it was also created in 2006. There is some content, but it could be collapsed to half a dozen quotes without losing any information. --Mn-z 13:12, February 24, 2013 (UTC)
    To answer my own question, WP:Arthur C. Clarke does not contain the word "tingle" so I'll kill three of the quotes for you. Spıke Ѧ 13:16 24-Feb-13


Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 28009 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep.. This is a very specific vote for a very specific article. Wooga for life! -- Imrealized ...hmm? 20:05, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This page is, by its title, the epitome of scatter-shot. I would quote trim it, but this page has no theme. Is it trying to quote the internet cyber-terrorist group, or what? If so, the subject is too obscure. It is trying to compile every anonymous quote in the history of humanity? If so, the subject is too broad. --Mn-z 12:12, February 24, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Starting with a nonsense year number in a preachy Intro before devolving into themelessness, this is another tribute to the namespace instead of a service to the reader. Spıke Ѧ 12:16 24-Feb-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. This page fails on various levels, but mostly on a poor (or non-existent) concept.                               Puppy's talk page09:33 25 Feb 2013


Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 28036 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. If we are going to have an Unquotable namespace--and, for the moment, we are--then why not have a page setting out a coherent plan for it? UnNews has several such, and they used to be helpful. Indeed policy should not be "spread across 5 or 6 pages" and if you can find a better spot at which to unify it, tell me where it went and I'll flip my vote. You might find this page a useful place to set down guidelines so that the cruft you have spent so much time editing doesn't creep back. Or we might flesh this out into deadpan praise of people's use of dead men's quotations to fluff up their unremarkable present-day rhetoric. We have found gassy text elsewhere and not deleted an entire page that otherwise has a purpose. Spıke Ѧ 10:43 23-Feb-13
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. unhelpful "about" page. The policy pages for unquotable are spread across 5 or 6 pages for no apparent reason, besides making the project look bigger than it actually is. What is said here could be said in one sentence. This has been unedited since 2006. --Mn-z 08:55, February 23, 2013 (UTC)


Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 28037 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's a good example of Obfuscata, and probably should remain purely as that. Given it is Obfuscata, I don't see a huge argument for a rewrite of this to match a rewrite of the page it's a translation of. If the main page is rewritten to an extent that this is no longer relevant, then we can look at a rewrite of this at that stage.                               Puppy's talk page02:19 24 Feb 2013
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per above. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:35, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep.. Because, because, because, because, because. I'm serious about that last one. The first four are me being silly. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 20:05, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Reskin of the unquotable mainpage. And by "reskin" I mean text change. --Mn-z 08:05, February 23, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete, again. This is seriously bad use of the English language. Yes, it is meant to make fun of same, but simply taking another Uncyclopedia page and making the English turgid is not heavy lifting nor as laughter-causing as focused, planned, engaging use of (perhaps with wry commentary on) bad English. Spıke Ѧ 10:52 23-Feb-13
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I plan on a doing a reworking on the quotable mainpage. However, the main link template is intertwined with the various reskin pages. Before I work on the quote mainpage, I need to see what the community wants to keep, so I am not wasting time reworking articles that are going to be deleted anyway. --Mn-z 08:05, February 23, 2013 (UTC)
    You have noted that the same text is transliterated multiple times into different "languages," but you could improve the Unquotable main page without the risk that we might compel you to apply your changes to Obfuscata in bad English, pirate-speak, etc. Spıke Ѧ 10:52 23-Feb-13
    The coding of Unquotable:MainArticleList (which is used as template) is horrible, generating different content on different pages because there is a different section of code for each page the template appears on. --Mn-z 20:17, February 23, 2013 (UTC)
    Horrible indeed! The template ("tricked out" in the ever-self-congratulatory words of Some user) special-cases itself based on who its caller is, to give each caller the "elegance" of calling the same, single template to achieve radically different effects! This is not so much a key part of our site heritage as a bomb planted especially deep! Spıke Ѧ 21:42 23-Feb-13
  • Symbol comment vote @ puppy if we need an article on Obfuscata, which would be a valid subject, it should be at Obfuscata, not as a clone of a random navigation page. This article makes about as much sense as running Newtis Newtfield through a Swedish Chef translator and calling it the Svedeesh Noot. --Mn-z 17:16, February 24, 2013 (UTC)
I agree that we should have an article at Obfuscata but the closest we have is at Obfuscation. I think this quotable page is a good example of Obfuscata, and we don't have an article at Obfuscata about the style of writing, so this should stay, at least until someone writes the Obfuscata page. You may consider this a challenge to write said page, if you like. Also, if someone ran Newtis Newtfield through a Swedish chef translator and called it the Sveedeesh Noot that would be funny. Redundant, but funny, particularly if it were linked as a see also from the main Newtis Newtfield article.-- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:40, February 25, 2013 (UTC)

Unquotable:History of Unquotable

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Elapsed Time: 28071 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I fight for Some user. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 01:40, February 23, 2013 (UTC)
    That is the corniest Tron reference I have seen in a long time.                               Puppy's talk page02:23 23 Feb 2013
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Imrealized knows his history. This page, which I've never seen before, give the background of the Oscar quotes, something which uncyclopedia is infamous for. It outlines the start of the meme, and how it evolved. I don't understand why people want to delete the main pages of the Oscar Wilde quotes. The quotes themselves, when they are bad and are on good to stupid articles, sure, but not the historical pages themselves. What's the problem with leaving those few pages alone, especially one like this which educates about the beginning of a tradition. I stand with Imrealized in standing with Some user, who is sitting down and won't stand for himself. Aleister 8:03 23-2-'13
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. I didn't want to be the only holdout, so I proposed originally to userspace this piece of Uncyc history so that it wouldn't get deleted outright. But I think that since it does mention former Uncyc admins in the story, it does deserve a place in Unquotable as Uncyc history. The UN:CM test also takes into account whether any of the admins might have heard of it, and I do remember one or two of the admins mentioned here, though they are no longer active on this site. Admittedly this story all happened before I chanced upon Uncyclopedia, but that is history for you. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:58, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
    How would you feel about it being moved to Uncyclopedia namespace?                               Puppy's talk page01:46 25 Feb 2013
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Poorly written navelism. And as someone who actually digs into the history of this site and it's various facets, even I found this a most uninteresting chapter, as it's almost pure UN:CM stuff.                               Puppy's talk page10:20 21 Feb 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Namespace creator Some user sets down in print his personal story as persecuted artist. Spıke Ѧ 22:27 21-Feb-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. nobody cares. This is somewhere between vanity and cracking wise with the navigation tools, with a dose of advocacy. This uses a whole article of ranting to explain history that could be said in a paragraph. --Mn-z 13:42, February 22, 2013 (UTC)
    History explained in one paragraph - today's educational system described. The best history is an eyewitness account of what occurred told by someone who was there, plus the thought process which went into the situations described. It would be nice to have as detailed an account of the creation of uncy and other aspects of the wiki as we have here about the step-by-step creation and thought processes concerning the start of the Oscar Wilde quotes. a random historian 8:25 23-2-'13

Unquotable:Jesus Christ

Score: -1.5
Elapsed Time: 28076 hours
Keep (2.5)
  1. Symbol keep vote Selfish half-keep. I've hacked, trimmed, added, hacked and polished again. Without completely changing the concept, this is significantly improved. It could be more designed as twisting scripture, but that doesn't fit with the “illiterate/didn't write it” concept, which I feel has merit, and could possibly become it's own article.                               Puppy's talk page04:34 23 Feb 2013
    "Twisting scripture" would imply that the invented quotations were actually based on something. This is the prerequisite for decent humor rather than rant--attributed to Jesus, as I say below at Hitler, not based on anything but desire for artificial melodrama. If the concept of the lists is inattention to the basis of humor, then it is not a "concept" you need to preserve. Spıke Ѧ 11:12 23-Feb-13
    There are two ways to do a page like this that make sense. One is to try and make the quotes as near to that original as possible. The second is to take the character of the subject and create quotes that fit with a parody of the character. This is a parody of the person, rather than a parody of sayings attributed to him.                               Puppy's talk page11:47 23 Feb 2013
  2. Puppy barks. And will probably keep on barking. Nice page. Aleister 8:08 23-2-'13
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep.. This vote is also specific, but in an entirely different way than the other vote. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 20:05, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Jesi-cruft 60% advocacy and 40% randumbo. 100% in the wrong tone. Only a couple quotes come close to being clever, and those are in the wrong tone. --Mn-z 17:12, February 21, 2013 (UTC)
  • The Intro is downright good. On the rest of the article, my comments are the same as on the Hitler one. Spıke Ѧ 17:16 21-Feb-13


Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 28124 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep.- the Unquotable section of articles work together collectively allowing for running gags, viewing each as a stand alone article is, in my view, the wrong approach to dealing with this section of articles. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep.. Bork, bork, bork! -- Imrealized ...hmm? 20:05, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another article that is the same concept as the mainspace article, only done worse. Granted, the mainspace article execution could use work, but quotification is hardly an improvement. --Mn-z 17:17, February 19, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unquotable fails utterly, and especially at imitating Wikiquotes, when the person being quoted is not a celebrity but a stock stereotype. Spıke Ѧ 18:30 19-Feb-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Muppet cruft.                               Puppy's talk page12:33 20 Feb 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. The quotes here just aren't funny anymore (especially the dated stuff about G.W. Bush), and translating them into Sveedish Chef speek does not zee make zem foooney Bork Bork Bork! Besides, the Muppet Show in which the Swedish Chef muppet starred in was in its prime when I was in about 6th or 7th grade. The celebrity claim to fame of this muppet is so old that it has been forgotten and is no longer widely remembered. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:09, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:50, February 26, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. we have a near identically themed page at for the Swedish Chef in mainspace. --Mn-z 13:33, February 26, 2013 (UTC)


Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 28124 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep.- the Unquotable section of articles work together collectively allowing for running gags, viewing each as a stand alone article is, in my view, the wrong approach to dealing with this section of articles. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. you must. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 20:05, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Just read this, and some of it is pretty good. You can't have enough good Yodaisms. I'll do some work on the page later. Aleister 22:25 26-2-'13
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. 90% of the quotes are about sex, and 9% are Russian Reversals. There might be a couple quotes here that are funny, but I can't see justifying a page on the subject. The whole joke is the Yoda voice, which is done better than the quote format could ever be at Yoda. --Mn-z 17:13, February 19, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote "Stroke my green penis, you will." Not just the Russian Reversals but everything on this page is imitative. The only authentic comedy was done by the creators of Yoda. Spıke Ѧ 18:28 19-Feb-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Muppet cruft.                               Puppy's talk page12:34 20 Feb 2013

🔒 Unquotable:Satan H T D Survivor Oldvfd Archive

Score: -2
Elapsed Time: 28125 hours
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Not a Muppet. Beyond that this is an example of what the namespace is good for. There's half a dozen decent one liners, but not enough content to call it an article of prose. Adding much more to this would potentially be overkill. Deleting this would be removing a page that has merit. Saying “It wouldn't survive in mainspace” is correct - and that's why we have other name spaces. This is better than 99% of My sojourn articles.                               Puppy's talk page12:43 20 Feb 2013
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per above. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 06:50, February 21, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep.- the Unquotable section of articles work together collectively allowing for running gags, viewing each as a stand alone article is, in my view, the wrong approach to dealing with this section of articles. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep.. TYUN! -- Imrealized ...hmm? 20:05, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. this feels like the retarded step-brother of the Good Guy Lucifer meme. This is a mixture of scattershot, advocacy, and general quotecruft. --Mn-z 15:59, February 19, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. If anyone wants to write an article in the voice of Satan, I consider that a legitimate comedy strategy. This article is that strategy reduced to exactly listcruft. If any newbie wrote this in mainspace, any experienced editor would tell him that we are looking for funny paragraphs and not quips, slaps, and one-liners. Spıke Ѧ 18:25 19-Feb-13
  • Symbol comment vote At pup the problem with this is that there may be 6 good one-liners, but there are 20 quotes on the page. --Mn-z 14:16, February 20, 2013 (UTC)

  • Vote closed. No consensus to delete. Spıke Ѧ 23:03 26-Feb-13

🔒 Making up Oscar Wilde quotes H T D Survivor Oldvfd Archive

Score: -2.5
Elapsed Time: 28125 hours
Keep (3.5)
  1. Half keep per Kip. It has significance. The issue is that this page, much like Vandalism/example on wheels!, has a place on this site. But I'd replace most of the content with Unquotable:Oscar Wilde and make that the redirect.                               Puppy's talk page10:56 20 Feb 2013
  2. Entire vote per Kip. This is a historic page in uncy's history. As the source of the Oscar Wilde quotes, and the start of the in-joke, essential page. I like the plaque idea, to mark it as historic. Aleister 12:51 21-2-'13
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. As the origin of the in-joke, this page should be kept. I too like the idea of a plaque. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:26, February 24, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep.. I also like the idea of plaque build-up. I'd work on said plaque, but would probably have my work replaced four hours later. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 20:05, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. redundant with Unquotable:Oscar Wilde. I finally got around to reading through this article and moving the good quotes (all 3 of them) to the other Wilde quote page, and I recently purged it too. --Mn-z 15:47, February 19, 2013 (UTC)
  • I feel the need to point out that this page has historical significance as the very origin of the Oscar Wilde in-joke. If anything, it deserves a clean-up and a plaque. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 09:56, Feb. 20, 2013
  • Symbol comment vote @ pup & kip there is alot of overlap between this page and Unquotable:Oscar Wilde. Besides bad quotes, there is nothing of importance here that isn't at the unquotable page. I would actually prefer to move the unquotable to this name, per my crusade to delete the unquotable namespace. --Mn-z 14:20, February 20, 2013 (UTC)
  • I would be Symbol for vote merging Unquotable:Oscar Wilde with this namespace, but Symbol against vote deleting Unquotable entirely. It's a valid parody of Wikiquotes and amusing when properly managed. Then again, what you do with your own Uncyclopedia is your business. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 02:52, Feb. 21, 2013

  • Vote closed. Broad support to keep. Ideas on restructuring our Wildeisms are still welcome in the Forum. Spıke Ѧ 22:58 26-Feb-13


Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 28180 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Article consists of immaturely insulting the subject and grues. It is also unlinked from mainspace, besides a couple redirects. --Mn-z 08:49, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Part-time penis. And I do hate it when grues are insulted. Spıke Ѧ 14:21 17-Feb-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:49, February 26, 2013 (UTC)

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