Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Revision as of 04:49, May 30, 2012 by Zombiebaron (talk | contribs)

Jump to: navigation, search
Shortcut:
UN:VFD
Deletion Policy
QuickVFD
Votes for deletion

Intensive Care Unit

del log

Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Pages for Deletion

Zombiebaronvs.Braydie

Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.


How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):


Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.


Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the 🔒 Closed nomination H T D Oldvfd Archive tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.


Republic of Lee Kingdom

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 16643 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I believe this is about Singapore, which already has an article to itself. Also, so many redlinks and it just looks very unfunny. Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic?
Comments

Talk Talk

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 16645 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Talking shit about a band does not make an article funny. In fact, it makes you look stupid. Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic?
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Am always happy to vote against an article whose brand of humor is, "Look at me! I don't know what I'm talking about!" Band members include "The Other Guy" and "Another Guy" and not until Sec. 2 does anything relate to the actual band, and even then a quote is attributed to "some snobby assed music journalist." Lame. Spıke ¬ 23:47 29-May-12
Comments

NASDAQ

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 16646 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I fixed this up a bit, but I don't see anything wrong with it. Could be funny with a coordinated attack. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 22:36, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Rewritten. I fixed it up a bit more. Spıke ¬ 23:12 29-May-12
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't like this. Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic?
Comments

Malcolm Glazer

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 16649 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It is about someone real and notable (the owner of the Manchester United football club). It has a theme (map him onto the Lord of the Rings). It has a fun shoop. What it lacks is explanation about why he relates to Lord of the Rings--it is random allegory but humor is not far away. Spıke ¬ 19:55 29-May-12
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote I piss on this article And on the person responsible for it's cration. Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic?
  2. No funny. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:22, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

Mesherschmit Vs. Spitfire

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 16664 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
ATT00071
  1. This is pure nonesense. Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic?
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The initial shoop is entertaining but will live on elsewhere. Misspelling in page name; Brits with bad teeth and small penises. Spıke ¬ 11:54 29-May-12
  3. Yeah, I really did like the picture. Everything else is trash. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 29 '12 12:31 (UTC)
  4. Meshershit Vs. Shitfire. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:17, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
    Ok, now why the Hell didn't I think of that? You bastard. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 29 '12 21:37 (UTC)
    Lol--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:05, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

Diet Cola

Score: 6
Elapsed Time: 16664 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Da fuq? Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic?
  2. It is garbage with no concept and a single image with a non sequitur caption. And it was written by two ten-year-olds who just ate a bunch of taffy. That's what the fuq. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 29 '12 7:14 (UTC)
  3. I hate those articles saying "That food/drink is evil!"--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 09:09, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yes, Mr-ex777, that is about all this article says. A health scare needs to be done cleverly. I have grabbed the Hebrew Coke can for Diet Coke, which itself is in sad shape. Spıke ¬ 11:50 29-May-12
  5. Reads like vandalism. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:16, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  Too much crass, sex, and randomness. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 22:38, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

Lost (TV series)/Previous recaps

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 16671 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Huff, then turn into a content fork. This is currently the top article on Special:LongPages, at 394,674 bytes. I suggest splitting it into separate articles by season, namely "Lost (TV series)/Season #". --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 21:16, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
    Is the material worth preserving, or not? If so, you hardly need our vote to organize it better. Spıke ¬ 13:27 29-May-12
    Symbol delete vote Another reason to huff: It's illogical to have a subpage of a redirect. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 22:11, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
    That's not a reason at all. It's very easy to change the title of the subpage so it's no longer a subpage of a redirect but of the page being redirected to. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:31, 30 May 2012
    Have we created a guide for choosing the best title for your work? If not, I can start one. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 01:55, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Huff outright. Just like <<< that page, this one is bloated, tedious splooge. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 29 '12 7:10 (UTC)
  3. Since Qzekrom brought this nom here more or less pointlessly, I am going to one-up him and vote to actually kill it a la Bizzee. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:28, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Pointless rambling. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:16, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Convinced by BB, below. Spıke ¬ 22:09 29-May-12
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Abstain. Am not sure that this or any article with satirical renditions of hour-long TV shows from 2004 is not funny to some niche audience, no matter how tedious they are (the parodies, not the audience), and this is why I also abstain from bandcruft, gamecruft, and fightcruft. Surely Star Trek, from about 1970, is doted on comparably and everyone approves. Spıke ¬ 21:52 29-May-12
    I watched every last episode of Lost, and I can tell you that I personally do not find anything the least bit funny about this concentrated pile of Fail. As for Star Trek, I feel rather lukewarm towards it and its spin-offs. However, if there were a Star Trek article that was 400 kB long, and was as comparatively unfunny, I'd vote to kill that thing with nukes. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 29 '12 21:56 (UTC)

Horizon

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 16678 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Most of this seems more than acceptable content. Why are you nomming this? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:03, 28 May 2012
  2. This isn't bad. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:11, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. You have got to be joking.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 13:58, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. I've seen so many shit pages today, I'm kinda on He.Will.Kill's side on this one. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 29 '12 7:05 (UTC)
Comments

Niggas in Paris

Score: -2
Elapsed Time: 16679 hours
Keep (5)
  1. Hey bro, don't be hatin' on my homie's sweet page, yo. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:56, 28 May 2012
  2. Keep. I chuckled. Good enough. Spike can't tell me what's funny. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:12, 28 May
  3. Prolly as an appropriate article for the song as you can ever get. And it repeats itself because that's the joke. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:25, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. That shit cray. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:55, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Feature!--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 12:57, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It repeats itself. How is that funny?--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 13:24, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I have the answer. It's not. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 13:28 28 May 2012
  3. Symbol delete vote Let's hear it again! No, let's not. Spıke ¬ 13:38 28-May-12
Comments

Constitution (Games)

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 16699 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. "Constitution" is the stamina-like attribute of characters in role-playing games. Word play, such as "constitution" as the opposite of "prostitution," is a fine humor form we rarely see. This article unfortunately spreads a small amount of material very thin, but it's about something real, is intelligent, and it has an idea what it wants to achieve. Spıke ¬ 17:24 27-May-12
  2. Keep. It needs some work, like maybe an image or two, but it's promising. Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 19:20, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Not bad enough. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:27, 28 May 2012
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The article was just.... I don't really know how to put it in words. It's bad, but as I read one, it got worst. It had a way of explaining itself, and it gets worse because it just puts some random stuff that's no sense and just very random and immature. If goes off topic more than once, and I honesty believe thaey were just putting stuff there just for the hell of it. It was so random and illogical, my brain actually felt really bad after trying to comprehend what the article is trying to say. I also highly doubt the subject that its talking about even exist (and if it does then it was not made by a intelligent person, and I'm not just saying that.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:15, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  2. This is pretty bad. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:44, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • @SPIKE- That could work if it wasn't written so randomly.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:26, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
    Now we're down to quibbles. (Get started! I already saved one today.) I suggest a section listing famous personalities with high (or low) Constitution ratings (who bare all on the cinema: constitution/prostitution) with the implications for the D&D cards of each. Spıke ¬ 17:31 27-May-12
    I dumped some new ideas into it and scrubbed the old D&D-cruft. But the result just doesn't hang together. Someone else should take a turn. Spıke ¬ 10:01 28-May-12

  • Previously VFD'd, Jan'12; 0-3 Delete; kept by Lyrithya citing "apathy." Spıke ¬ 17:35 27-May-12
  • Better title would be Constitution (gaming) but is protected to Admins due to past vandalism. Spıke ¬ 17:38 27-May-12

Tank Abbot

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 16731 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Keep. Weaker stuff - amusing for those who know who he is.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:17, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Keep. It's not that bad actually. It just needs to be reworked and those awful red links removed.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:45, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. This is-a bad.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, May 26 '12 9:52 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Apocalypse H T D Survivor Oldvfd Archive

Score: -3
Elapsed Time: 16772 hours
Keep (5)
  1. Keep. Made this a little more encyclopedic, this is a major topic and has it's moments.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:23, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Vital, maybe rewrite.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 06:43, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. If the lists and redlinks were removed this would be a nice little article. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:45, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. For no reason lol. --2nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 09:35, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. (Formerly Delete.) Dumb disclaimer put me in a bad mood to encounter the long lists that followed. Instead, redirect it to Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (though it is being worsened by a newbie today). No longer a gaping sore thanks to Mr-ex777. Could still use an owner and an actual theme. Don't call the reader a wanker in the intro. Spıke ¬ 16:01 24-May-12
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete.And redirect to End of Time. --Scofield & 1337 15:57, May 24, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is, once again, one of those articles that starts promisingly with a nice photo, nice thumbnail-text, nice first five/six sentences, then comes an ultimately random piece which, somehow, features a celebraty on some part (George Bush is a celebrity right?) and then turns into an endless like list which starts annoying the reader who turns his/hers back to the article and votes for deletion. This is sad. : ( OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 16:55 28 May 2012
Comments

Archived VFD Discussions

Template:VFDarchive

Personal tools
projects