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#Lists. Not original. 11:02, October 20, 2013 (UTC) {{User:Anton199/sig}}
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#{{Delete}} Currently a moron magnet; and in general, neither funny, useful, or relevant to anything. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:01 7-Apr-14</small>
#{{Delete}} Might have been funny in 2005; see also '''Comments''' below. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:54 21-Oct-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Ace was there. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|12:12 pm 12 Apr 2014}}
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#{{Delete}} Some pieces are good, but all in all - restart. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 10:47, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
 
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*Wacky Wiki War! I deleted the dumb lists of memes, but that doesn't leave much. Intro tries to morph Wikipedia into a movie in the right way: by misusing actual Wikipedia catch-phrases. Unfortunately, it doesn't use them in a way that has any special meaning. That would be clever. It seems there are two sequels? Together, would they make one good article? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:44 20-Oct-13</small>
 
**They would, if they existed. But the author just put links to non-existent articles on Wikipedia itself. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 13:33, October 20, 2013 (UTC)
 
**:How helpful of him! Thanks for deleting them. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:43 20-Oct-13</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete}} "A communist language originating in the country of reds," about which all we can say is that Scandinavian languages look funny as they are very foreign; also, lists. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:15 21-Oct-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Random and not funny. Could do with a re-write but I'm not prepared to do one. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:35, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} From Godzilla to Christo, the five paragraphs here are name-dropping, not a complete article with a comedy theme. Typos galore. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:13 7-Apr-14</small>
#{{Delete}} Bad. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|09:15 22 Oct 2013}}
 
 
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#{{Keep}} Don't want to worry about wiping this entirely, just maintaining this article. Maybe if the time this article is about to get deleted, maybe redirect it to [[Swedish Chef]] and explain a little of it there? {{User:Newman66/sig}} 01:39, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
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#I did a prune job and it seem alright now. Lots of stupid removed, the remaining stupid at least gives a structure to build on. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 19:54 7-4-14
 
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*Thanks Al, I'll leave my vote on VFD for at least a day so that people see and then they can add to it. Then I'll withdraw the nom. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:57, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Wilford Brimley is one of the minor memes on the website, and this article is for people who wanted him to be a religion — without doing the least to cleverly show how the real Brimley might resemble a religion. Even the "Holy Document" in the style of Brimley himself swings-and-misses at comedy. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:27 21-Oct-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} ''"War with the Hornet(1500-2009) (The only section worth reading in this shitty article)"'' sums it up nicely. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:44, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Photo-less article's theme is dog turds, then the article itself, bickering with itself. I presume that, in 2007, the Rabbi was still amused at being an author and not so experienced as to do it right. Includes memes (Dubya? WMD?) and nonsense numbers. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:04 7-Apr-14</small>
#{{delete|Can't survive as is.}} If someone had the energy to rework some of the better material into [[Wilford Brimley]] we might be able to salvage some of it, but not enough to survive as a page on it's own. [[Wilford Brimley]] is better, but still short of being good. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|09:00 22 Oct 2013}}
 
#{{Delete}}Unnecessary spawn of a not too interesting original. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 20:29, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Keep}} This doesn't seem to be that bad, but it may need some improvement or salvaging. When it gets <s>improved</s> deleted, it can be moved or redirected back to Wilford Brimley. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 12:47, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
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#Rabbi Techno's original seems fine, and held my interest enough to actually read the whole thing. Could use work and pictures though. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:23 7-4-14
#:No, it can't; there is already an article at [[Wilford Brimley]]. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:06 21-Oct-13</small>
 
 
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#{{Keep}} Don't think it could be featured or anything of this kind, but contains some great jokes. I especially liked fake scientific bits, such as "2+2 approaches infinity for very large values of 2." {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:22, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
 
#The ghost of Chronarion urged me to vote for this. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] today
 
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|delete=#{{Delete}} Barely any content. Un-encyclopedic and not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 20:38, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Barely any content — a list of quips and a reused illustration. Redirect to [[Half]] (see '''Comments''' below) and redirect the 2 key on the keyboard template as well. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:42 21-Oct-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} Twice as crap as it could be. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|08:57 22 Oct 2013}}
 
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|comments=*Perhaps a necessary article waiting for a re-write? I can't think of any ideas though. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 20:38, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
 
*:It was created by {{U|Chronarion}} at the very start of Uncyclopedia in 2005. But it has nearly no content. It also has the identical illustration whose cleverness led me to vote Keep on [[Half]] when it was VFD'd [[Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive276#Half|last month]]. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:42 21-Oct-13</small>
 
*''Barely any content?'' It's an article about '''two'''! What more content could it possibly have? --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig8}} 17:17, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
 
**Twice as much. (Rimshot) {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|11:35 26 Oct 2013}}
 
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#{{Delete}} Un-encyclopedic and random. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:49, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{Delete}} Awful, not funny, random. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 10:45, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Sir will add his vote here, my good man. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|10:49 22 Oct 2013}}
 
#{{Delete|Paid by page count.}} Author makes it clear from the start that he has nothing to say, and that that will not stop him. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:46 22-Oct-13</small>
 
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*A Welsh version of the Belgian (''et al.'') Congo could be fun if written by someone who knew something about Wales (other than its native translation) and about Africa. I've cleared up the worst here but it still lacks a reason to exist. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:11 7-Apr-14</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} Random. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:50, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Do something with it, other than this randomness loosely bound to "Georg Dobbeyer Büch" (sadly, only a piped link to the usual Bush article). {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:14 7-Apr-14</small>
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#<s>I like it. But it will do with more images. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 10:40, October 24, 2013 (UTC)</s>
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#The original isn't horribly bad. Or it can be deleted and redirected to [[Homophone]], the article that almost turned me gay. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:25 7-4-14
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|delete=#{{Delete}} Not funny. Un-encyclopedic. Second person narrative. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 08:11, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:19 24-Oct-13</small>
 
#Borderline. See comments. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|07:21 29 Oct 2013}}
 
#{{Delete}} Ok, it actually is not that good, and the last comments convinced me. I liked the image part. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 15:29, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} No.--{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 12:48, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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* First read through put it on the borderline. Second read through and it's a weak attempt. Just not funny enough to warrant it's inclusion as a non-encyclopaedic article, and it doesn't quite fit into any other namespace. A decent rewrite and it could become a “HowTo:Borrow five bucks”, or maybe “UnScripts:That guy you once knew”. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|07:21 29 Oct 2013}}
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Un-encyclopedic and not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:51, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} If Tom Cruise were actually notorious for farting, then the article would have a comedy strategy. As is, it is just author's joy of writing fart jokes to strangers. The Fast Fart Transform could be the seed of a theme, but author doesn't take it anywhere — except "into the rectum." See above. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:58 7-Apr-14</small>
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|delete=#{{Delete}} Un-encyclopedic. Not funny. Boring. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 08:16, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Absurdly long anything is now a trite old joke. Using {{Tag|math}} to write 6 in the most complicated way possible, and then repeating it 22 times, is just self-congratulation. Ten initial quotations, four of them of the bickering-quotation variety, citing ''The Prisoner.'' A tiny bit of humor, repeated ''ad nauseam'' to avoid confusion. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:24 24-Oct-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} removed the horrific &lt;math> aspect, but still sucks. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|11:54 24 Oct 2013}}
 
#Bad. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:25, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Reads like a list without the bullet points. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 23:44, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Just a mix of [[A wizard did it]] and [[That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada]] without any additional value from the author's part. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 16:42, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} You nominated while I was not looking - how ingenious. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 16:45, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
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#blurp [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 19:19 8-4-14
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|delete=#{{Delete}} Random, memish, not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 08:18, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} I looked up the number seven but the first sentence tells me I'm going to be reading about "the Garfish tribe of half-fish people." And the rest of the article is Wacky Religion. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:27 24-Oct-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} Completely disagree with the above rationales. The wacky religion angle is a good way to work with a very limited topic. What kills this is lack of cohesive nonsense - random humour works best when there is an inherit illogical logic, like a Douglas Adams book. Add to that poor spelling, grammar, formatting, and lack of images. Something more like [[crossbow]] would work - this doesn't. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|07:27 29 Oct 2013}}
 
 
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#{{Keep}} Seems like a kind of nit-picking category Wikipedia would have, and me thinks we should keep most of these for the smiles. It can be expanded on the Category page, as I did with the category 'People who didn't fuck your mother in the kitchen last night' after Msnbc tried repeatedly to kill it (murderer!). But this one could be more selective on what it's put on. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 10:53 25-10-'13
 
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#{{Delete}} Can't be used to find articles through it. Used in random articles that have nothing to do with the Hall of the Mountain King. --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig8}} 16:21, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Aye; trade to Illogicopedia for future draft picks. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:31 24-Oct-13</small>
 
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#{{Comment}} These titles have one thing in common: They have 7 syllables, which *could* correspond to the first 7 notes of Hall of the Mountain King. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 03:21, October 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} I couldn't find this funny. Also, sorry for putting the twentieth nomination here. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 18:16, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
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#blurp [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 19:19 8-4-14
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#{{Delete}} Target down. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 12:59, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} Have added some stuff, including a 'Popular Culture' section which could be expanded. I hate to see any of these articles about "things on a keyboard" go the way of all flesh. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 25-10
 
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|delete=#{{Delete}} So short, practically pointless. Filler article with no humour. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 13:18, October 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Untrue ≠ funny. "It is much cooler than it's [sic] brother" isn't either. Deleting this will free up the space for something good. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:37 25-Oct-13</small>
 
 
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* How can someone write about the anal orifice of a truck so poorly? Reserving vote to see if Al comes back to it. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|07:39 29 Oct 2013}}
 
*:Because of your sick comment I went back there, but please don't make me do it again, it's dark and the noises unnerve me. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] coming back from hell itself
 
 
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#{{Delete}} [[Stephen Hawking ran over my cat|Almost plagiarism]]. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 18:53, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} No almost about it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:57 11-Apr-14</small>
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#Kip didn't even format it right, he should know better. Only the best formatting for My Sojourn! [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:07 11-4-14
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#{{Delete}} A gigantic article on a Japanese music genre, obviously created by Japanese who aren't good at English and don't realize this is a humor wiki, for the primary purpose of documenting and gathering interest to the subject. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:10 25-Oct-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Awful. Heavy use of [[Capitalism: in grammar]] THERE which adds an un-encyclopedic nature. Also it is not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 14:17, October 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} It reads better in the original Russian. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|07:48 29 Oct 2013}}
 
#{{Delete}} "Musical Phagocterstics". Say No More! --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 20:45, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} I don't vote to delete until I've read the whole thing, and this was a very long and unhumorous read. I checked the Wikipedia article, and a good portion of the article is sporked, except where it concerns individual bands. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 23:27, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{delete}} Last one of the mashed up wizards doing it. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|12:45 28 Oct 2013}}
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#{{Delete}} I was sorting out [[Unquotable]] when I came across this article. I don't think we should catalogue all the crap quotes too. Not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 17:09, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete|Navelism.}} Uncyclopedians basing articles not on real-world "encyclopedia" reality but on other Uncyclopedia articles are writing to themselves and showing contempt for our readers. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:58 28-Oct-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Every stupid thing Anon has typed into an article is not worth warehousing, less still assembling into monument by way of ranting about their stupidity. "Random unfunny quotes" are unfunny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:15 12-Apr-14</small>
#This joke stopped being funny the moment someone decided to create 500 articles on it {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 23:40, October 28, 2013 (UTC)
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#The image is worth keeping, though. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 15:25, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|Ah, terrible}} {{User:Anton199/sig}} 10:43, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{keep}} Each in-joke has its bastard children, and they, together, create a mosaic of the overall in-joke. And if you took this one out mnnbvvccxz would have your throat in his hands and apply the pressure. I was never into the Newt in-joke, but some people are. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 28-10
 
 
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== {{VFDn|The "No Cajek Allowed"'s of Uncyclopedia}} ==
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#A mixture of in-jokes. Grue, Cajek, trite jokes about Japan and bad prose, stolen from another article ([[The "No Gaijin Allowed"'s of Japan]]). {{User:Anton199/sig}}
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#{{Delete}} I am glad the author enjoyed his sojourn to a soda machine, but what's funny about it? {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:08, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete|Navelism.}} An archetypal in-joke, a parody of a niche article on a parody website. Target audience might be 3 people, none of whom are still here. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:21 31-Oct-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Anton's My Sojourn project is well into double digits, and this one doesn't make the cut. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:24 14-Apr-14</small>
#:Sorry for not putting it the right way. It is just that I used the tag system and the article got placed here automatically. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 19:16, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Rather old and has not been improved on since several months ago. There is some concept but this is probably the same one as of [[HowTo:Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia]] and maybe [[HowTo:Write an average Uncyclopedia article]], but with the worse prose, less worked out structure and a title that is not justified (the author does not even talk about writing HowTos, he comes back to it but is still always off-topic). For those who may say that it still has some humour, I provided the above two links: these two articles serve for the same purpose but are funnier. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 19:24, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Courage! Not many of them left! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:35, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} The author is the nominator. The article is a cheap imitation. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:54 31-Oct-13</small>
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#My Sojourn to delete this specific My Sojourn page. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 12:03 14-4-14
#{{Delete}} --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig8}} 12:08, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Pile it on the bonfire and it will be hotter. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:24 14-Apr-14</small>
#{{Delete}} Author request. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|12:37 01 Nov 2013}}
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#{{Delete}} Let's turn this bonfire into a barbecue and have some sausages! {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 18:07, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Ditto. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 12:51, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Sorry but [[HowTo talk:Write a HowTo that will get featured|this]] says all. No humour. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 18:26, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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*ScottPat reviewed it a while ago and I apologize to him for making his efforts pointless, but the author himself did not take these comments into account. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 19:22, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
 
* I don't think this is a deleteable article based upon merit, but I support the author's right to request deletion. I'd recommend that it be added to QVFD rather than putting it to the vote, if that's what the author wants. If it were mine, and I didn't feel it had enough merit to survive, I'd be inclined to move it to my user space though. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|11:21 01 Nov 2013}}
 
**I did not think I could QVFD it, especially because of Scott's review. And what I move to my user space, is something I would like to keep. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:26, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
 
***I think it's worth keeping. Far better than [[Worst 100 Ways To Be Castrated]] or [[Carebear]], which are two of my earliest attempts. But in respect of your right to delete your own work - and only because of that - I will vote to delete. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|12:37 01 Nov 2013}}
 
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#{{Delete}} Make it go where Kittenolivia went, and for the same reason. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:12 1-Nov-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} A main page that tries to be exactly the opposite of our main page. It's not very funny and not even consistent in it ("Vote for featured image", "Today's Featured Article", etc.). {{User:Anton199/sig}} 12:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Another fictional-country (this time, universe) article formerly found on [[:Template:Latin America]]; a merger of Randumbo, cuteness, and memes. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:16 1-Nov-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Just bad. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 14:17, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|Admin almost gets raped.}} A copycat article made of pure navelism. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:21 14-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} To hell with it! {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 08:00, April 18, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Keep}} And when we say hands we mean parts of the body not naval personnel. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 12:41, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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#::When we say finger here we are refering to a part of the body and not thin chunks of fish or shortbread, shots of brandy, identifying a person or object or reporting an incident to the police. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 15:30, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
 
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* Virtuoso Uncyclopedian {{U|Paizuri}} seems to have written this article at the time of the Gaza War based on your-face-assaulted-my-fist irony, humor too subtle for those in-theater. Over the years, it has attracted the predictable additions accusing Israel, or Shitrael, of stealing land. {{U|Mctomerd11}}, from Israel, surely based his nomination on the article's resulting point-of-view rather than the amount of humor. I'm sure it could be fixed to amuse rather than persuade — not sure how long it would stay in that state. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:24 16-Apr-14</small>
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*:Re-wrote most of this, my hand slipped, clicked the large beginner's guide link by accident and hate myself. None of it saved and I lack the will to do it again. Pity and damn myself. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 18:31, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
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*:Screw that. I'm not giving up. Here goes again! {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 18:32, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
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*::I have done that. There is a way to get it back. In Mozilla, Alt-LeftArrow returns to the previous state of the window, with the edit window as you left it. I do know how you feel about the difficulty of re-creating an edit the second time. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:36 16-Apr-14</small>
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*:::Damn should have waited for that helpful reply. Thanks Spike, though as I did not know this I have re-written from memory. I'm not sure it is as good as I originally wrote it but I remembered the important jokes. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:00, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
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*::::Let's delete the Beginner's Guide, so accidents like this don't occur! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 08:16, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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*:::::You mean the link? More on this article discussed at [[User talk:SPIKE#Gaza War|Spike's talk page]] and [[User talk:Mctomerd11#Gaza War on VFD|Mctomerd11's talk page]]. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 08:24, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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*::::::No, the actual Beginner's Guide. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 08:39, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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*::Yes. To hell with Beginners. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:33 17-Apr-14</small>
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*The brief, anti-Western career of {{U|90s Kid21}} reached this page, inserting the photos of anti-Israel sign-carriers. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:53 17-Apr-14</small>
 
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edit Stupidity Syndrome H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Currently a moron magnet; and in general, neither funny, useful, or relevant to anything. Spıke ¬ 13:01 7-Apr-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:04, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ace was there.                               Puppy's talk page12:12 pm 12 Apr 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some pieces are good, but all in all - restart. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:47, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Empire State Building H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random and not funny. Could do with a re-write but I'm not prepared to do one. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:35, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. From Godzilla to Christo, the five paragraphs here are name-dropping, not a complete article with a comedy theme. Typos galore. Spıke ¬ 23:13 7-Apr-14
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  1. I did a prune job and it seem alright now. Lots of stupid removed, the remaining stupid at least gives a structure to build on. Aleister 19:54 7-4-14
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  • Thanks Al, I'll leave my vote on VFD for at least a day so that people see and then they can add to it. Then I'll withdraw the nom. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:57, April 7, 2014 (UTC)

edit Wasp H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. "War with the Hornet(1500-2009) (The only section worth reading in this shitty article)" sums it up nicely. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:44, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Photo-less article's theme is dog turds, then the article itself, bickering with itself. I presume that, in 2007, the Rabbi was still amused at being an author and not so experienced as to do it right. Includes memes (Dubya? WMD?) and nonsense numbers. Spıke ¬ 23:04 7-Apr-14
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  1. Rabbi Techno's original seems fine, and held my interest enough to actually read the whole thing. Could use work and pictures though. Aleister 20:23 7-4-14
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edit Welsh Congo H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-encyclopedic and random. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:49, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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  • A Welsh version of the Belgian (et al.) Congo could be fun if written by someone who knew something about Wales (other than its native translation) and about Africa. I've cleared up the worst here but it still lacks a reason to exist. Spıke ¬ 23:11 7-Apr-14

edit Alexander Graham Bell H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:50, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Do something with it, other than this randomness loosely bound to "Georg Dobbeyer Büch" (sadly, only a piped link to the usual Bush article). Spıke ¬ 23:14 7-Apr-14
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  1. The original isn't horribly bad. Or it can be deleted and redirected to Homophone, the article that almost turned me gay. Aleister 20:25 7-4-14
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edit Fart filter H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-encyclopedic and not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:51, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. If Tom Cruise were actually notorious for farting, then the article would have a comedy strategy. As is, it is just author's joy of writing fart jokes to strangers. The Fast Fart Transform could be the seed of a theme, but author doesn't take it anywhere — except "into the rectum." See above. Spıke ¬ 22:58 7-Apr-14
  3. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:07, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That time a wizard did it during my sojourn in Canada H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just a mix of A wizard did it and That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada without any additional value from the author's part. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:42, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. You nominated while I was not looking - how ingenious. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:45, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  3. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 09:48 9-Apr-14
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edit That time I was nearly raped by the power rangers during my sojourn to the 90's H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I couldn't find this funny. Also, sorry for putting the twentieth nomination here. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:16, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 09:51 9-Apr-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Target down. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:59, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That time Stephen Hawking ran over my cat during my sojourn in Oxford H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Almost plagiarism. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:53, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. No almost about it. Spıke ¬ 18:57 11-Apr-14
  3. Kip didn't even format it right, he should know better. Only the best formatting for My Sojourn! Aleister 20:07 11-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:03, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Unquotable:Random unfunny quotes H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I was sorting out Unquotable when I came across this article. I don't think we should catalogue all the crap quotes too. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:09, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Every stupid thing Anon has typed into an article is not worth warehousing, less still assembling into monument by way of ranting about their stupidity. "Random unfunny quotes" are unfunny. Spıke ¬ 21:15 12-Apr-14
  3. randomly banning and deleting Aleister 12:28 13-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Ah, terrible Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:43, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That time I wasn't raped by anything during my sojourn to a soda machine H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I am glad the author enjoyed his sojourn to a soda machine, but what's funny about it? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:08, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton's My Sojourn project is well into double digits, and this one doesn't make the cut. Spıke ¬ 11:24 14-Apr-14
  3. I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky. Aleister 12:05 14-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:13, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That time I didn't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation during my sojourn in Panera H T D Survivor

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Courage! Not many of them left! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:35, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. My Sojourn to delete this specific My Sojourn page. Aleister 12:03 14-4-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pile it on the bonfire and it will be hotter. Spıke ¬ 12:24 14-Apr-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Let's turn this bonfire into a barbecue and have some sausages! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:07, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Alternate universe H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A main page that tries to be exactly the opposite of our main page. It's not very funny and not even consistent in it ("Vote for featured image", "Today's Featured Article", etc.). Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lame attempts at humor through rote translation of our main pages should use Babel instead. Spıke ¬ 12:23 14-Apr-14
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edit That time I was nearly raped by an IP during my sojourn in the talk page of Category:My sojourn H Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just bad. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:17, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Admin almost gets raped. A copycat article made of pure navelism. Spıke ¬ 14:21 14-Apr-14
  3. blahk is the new plink Aleister 14:28 14-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:16, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. To hell with it! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:00, April 18, 2014 (UTC)
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edit 🔒 Gaza War H T D Oldvfd Archive

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Several hands are in to save this one. Spıke ¬ 11:53 17-Apr-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. And when we say hands we mean parts of the body not naval personnel. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:41, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
    Don't know what you use to type on that Mobile device, but let me say instead that several fingers are in. Spıke ¬ 13:05 17-Apr-14
    When we say finger here we are refering to a part of the body and not thin chunks of fish or shortbread, shots of brandy, identifying a person or object or reporting an incident to the police. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:30, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Virtuoso Uncyclopedian Paizuri seems to have written this article at the time of the Gaza War based on your-face-assaulted-my-fist irony, humor too subtle for those in-theater. Over the years, it has attracted the predictable additions accusing Israel, or Shitrael, of stealing land. Mctomerd11, from Israel, surely based his nomination on the article's resulting point-of-view rather than the amount of humor. I'm sure it could be fixed to amuse rather than persuade — not sure how long it would stay in that state. Spıke ¬ 15:24 16-Apr-14
    Re-wrote most of this, my hand slipped, clicked the large beginner's guide link by accident and hate myself. None of it saved and I lack the will to do it again. Pity and damn myself. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:31, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
    Screw that. I'm not giving up. Here goes again! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:32, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
    I have done that. There is a way to get it back. In Mozilla, Alt-LeftArrow returns to the previous state of the window, with the edit window as you left it. I do know how you feel about the difficulty of re-creating an edit the second time. Spıke ¬ 18:36 16-Apr-14
    Damn should have waited for that helpful reply. Thanks Spike, though as I did not know this I have re-written from memory. I'm not sure it is as good as I originally wrote it but I remembered the important jokes. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:00, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
    Let's delete the Beginner's Guide, so accidents like this don't occur! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:16, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
    You mean the link? More on this article discussed at Spike's talk page and Mctomerd11's talk page. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:24, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
    No, the actual Beginner's Guide. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:39, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
    Yes. To hell with Beginners. Spıke ¬ 11:33 17-Apr-14
  • The brief, anti-Western career of 90s Kid21 reached this page, inserting the photos of anti-Israel sign-carriers. Spıke ¬ 11:53 17-Apr-14
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