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#Lists. Not original. 11:02, October 20, 2013 (UTC) {{User:Anton199/sig}}
 
#{{Delete}} Might have been funny in 2005; see also '''Comments''' below. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:54 21-Oct-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Badder. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|09:15 22 Oct 2013}}
 
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*Wacky Wiki War! I deleted the dumb lists of memes, but that doesn't leave much. Intro tries to morph Wikipedia into a movie in the right way: by misusing actual Wikipedia catch-phrases. Unfortunately, it doesn't use them in a way that has any special meaning. That would be clever. It seems there are two sequels? Together, would they make one good article? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:44 20-Oct-13</small>
 
**They would, if they existed. But the author just put links to non-existent articles on Wikipedia itself. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 13:33, October 20, 2013 (UTC)
 
**:How helpful of him! Thanks for deleting them. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:43 20-Oct-13</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} "A communist language originating in the country of reds," about which all we can say is that Scandinavian languages look funny as they are very foreign; also, lists. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:15 21-Oct-13</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} Bad. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|09:15 22 Oct 2013}}
 
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#{{Keep}} Don't want to worry about wiping this entirely, just maintaining this article. Maybe if the time this article is about to get deleted, maybe redirect it to [[Swedish Chef]] and explain a little of it there? {{User:Newman66/sig}} 01:39, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Wilford Brimley is one of the minor memes on the website, and this article is for people who wanted him to be a religionwithout doing the least to cleverly show how the real Brimley might resemble a religion. Even the "Holy Document" in the style of Brimley himself swings-and-misses at comedy. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:27 21-Oct-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} SEHS being "Sudden Head Exploding Syndrome," a Wacky Ailment with which to piggyback off [[A splode]] in this article from 2005, which has little to say about the ailment no one will look up except that it runs in thingsand American politicians — the authors don't happen to like. Before deleting the external links, I didn't follow them, so I can't say whether this entire Syndrome was invented at an external website, as our recent "Dihydrogen monoxide" was. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:15 22-Nov-14</small>
#{{Delete}} {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 13:08, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
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#Unlike [[Dihydrogen monoxide]], this doesn't deserve an article. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141123001312}}
#{{delete|Can't survive as is.}} If someone had the energy to rework some of the better material into [[Wilford Brimley]] we might be able to salvage some of it, but not enough to survive as a page on it's own. [[Wilford Brimley]] is better, but still short of being good. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|09:00 22 Oct 2013}}
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#{{Delete}} It's not terrible, but it's not good either. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 02:22, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}}Unnecessary spawn of a not too interesting original. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 20:29, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} A ramble and a rant. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 12:43, December 24, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} This doesn't seem to be that bad, but it may need some improvement or salvaging. When it gets <s>improved</s> deleted, it can be moved or redirected back to Wilford Brimley. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 12:47, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
 
#:No, it can't; there is already an article at [[Wilford Brimley]]. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:06 21-Oct-13</small>
 
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#{{Keep}} Don't think it could be featured or anything of this kind, but contains some great jokes. I especially liked fake scientific bits, such as "2+2 approaches infinity for very large values of 2." {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:22, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
 
#The ghost of Chronarion urged me to vote for this. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] today
 
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|delete=#{{Delete}} Barely any content. Un-encyclopedic and not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 20:38, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Barely any content — a list of quips and a reused illustration. Redirect to [[Half]] (see '''Comments''' below) and redirect the 2 key on the keyboard template as well. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:42 21-Oct-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} Twice as crap as it could be. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|08:57 22 Oct 2013}}
 
#'''Delete''' {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 11:19, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
 
|comments=*Perhaps a necessary article waiting for a re-write? I can't think of any ideas though. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 20:38, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
 
*:It was created by {{U|Chronarion}} at the very start of Uncyclopedia in 2005. But it has nearly no content. It also has the identical illustration whose cleverness led me to vote Keep on [[Half]] when it was VFD'd [[Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive276#Half|last month]]. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:42 21-Oct-13</small>
 
*''Barely any content?'' It's an article about '''two'''! What more content could it possibly have? --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig8}} 17:17, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
 
**Twice as much. (Rimshot) {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|11:35 26 Oct 2013}}
 
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#{{Keep}} This article is not all that well writen but there are certainly things much more worth deleting. --[[User:Nea Teta]] 04:23, December 6, 2014 (UTC)
|delete=#{{Delete}} Awful, not funny, random. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 10:45, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Sir will add his vote here, my good man. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|10:49 22 Oct 2013}}
 
#{{Delete|Paid by page count.}} Author makes it clear from the start that he has nothing to say, and that that will not stop him. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:46 22-Oct-13</small>
 
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#<s>I like it. But it will do with more images. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 10:40, October 24, 2013 (UTC)</s>
 
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|delete=#{{Delete}} Not funny. Un-encyclopedic. Second person narrative. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 08:11, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:19 24-Oct-13</small>
 
#Borderline. See comments. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|07:21 29 Oct 2013}}
 
#{{Delete}} Ok, it actually is not that good, and the last comments convinced me. I liked the image part. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 15:29, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} No.--{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 12:48, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
 
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* First read through put it on the borderline. Second read through and it's a weak attempt. Just not funny enough to warrant it's inclusion as a non-encyclopaedic article, and it doesn't quite fit into any other namespace. A decent rewrite and it could become a “HowTo:Borrow five bucks”, or maybe “UnScripts:That guy you once knew”. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|07:21 29 Oct 2013}}
 
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=={{VFDn|6 (number)}}==
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|delete=#{{Delete}} Un-encyclopedic. Not funny. Boring. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 08:16, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Absurdly long anything is now a trite old joke. Using {{Tag|math}} to write 6 in the most complicated way possible, and then repeating it 22 times, is just self-congratulation. Ten initial quotations, four of them of the bickering-quotation variety, citing ''The Prisoner.'' A tiny bit of humor, repeated ''ad nauseam'' to avoid confusion. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:24 24-Oct-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} removed the horrific &lt;math> aspect, but still sucks. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|11:54 24 Oct 2013}}
 
#Bad. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:25, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Reads like a list without the bullet points. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 23:44, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
 
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=={{VFDn|Seven (number)}}==
 
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|delete=#{{Delete}} Random, memish, not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 08:18, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} I looked up the number seven but the first sentence tells me I'm going to be reading about "the Garfish tribe of half-fish people." And the rest of the article is Wacky Religion. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:27 24-Oct-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} Completely disagree with the above rationales. The wacky religion angle is a good way to work with a very limited topic. What kills this is lack of cohesive nonsense - random humour works best when there is an inherit illogical logic, like a Douglas Adams book. Add to that poor spelling, grammar, formatting, and lack of images. Something more like [[crossbow]] would work - this doesn't. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|07:27 29 Oct 2013}}
 
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=={{VFDn|:Category:Things that you can sing to the tune of In the Hall of the Mountain King}}==
 
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#{{Keep}} Seems like a kind of nit-picking category Wikipedia would have, and me thinks we should keep most of these for the smiles. It can be expanded on the Category page, as I did with the category 'People who didn't fuck your mother in the kitchen last night' after Msnbc tried repeatedly to kill it (murderer!). But this one could be more selective on what it's put on. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 10:53 25-10-'13
 
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#{{Delete}} Can't be used to find articles through it. Used in random articles that have nothing to do with the Hall of the Mountain King. --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig8}} 16:21, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} A few months ago this was put up for VFD I said I was against the deletion and therefore it survived but no UnBusiness is pretty much dead, no one uses it and and it wastes space on our server. (oh wait, no, it wastes space on the Wikia server, that's a good thing then :) {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 18:22, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Aye; trade to Illogicopedia for future draft picks. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:31 24-Oct-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} A dormant pseudo-namespace created by fallen-away Uncyclopedians who wanted to blog rather than create content that would amuse the reader. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:13 8-Dec-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} whatever was going here is irrelevant as those responsible have disappeared. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 23:35, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Comment}} These titles have one thing in common: They have 7 syllables, which *could* correspond to the first 7 notes of Hall of the Mountain King. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 03:21, October 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#{{Keep}} Have added some stuff, including a 'Popular Culture' section which could be expanded. I hate to see any of these articles about "things on a keyboard" go the way of all flesh. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 25-10
 
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|delete=#{{Delete}} So short, practically pointless. Filler article with no humour. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 13:18, October 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Untrue ≠ funny. "It is much cooler than it's [sic] brother" isn't either. Deleting this will free up the space for something good. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:37 25-Oct-13</small>
 
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* How can someone write about the anal orifice of a truck so poorly? Reserving vote to see if Al comes back to it. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|07:39 29 Oct 2013}}
 
*:Because of your sick comment I went back there, but please don't make me do it again, it's dark and the noises unnerve me. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] coming back from hell itself
 
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#{{Delete}} A gigantic article on a Japanese music genre, obviously created by Japanese who aren't good at English and don't realize this is a humor wiki, for the primary purpose of documenting and gathering interest to the subject. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:10 25-Oct-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Awful. Heavy use of [[Capitalism: in grammar]] THERE which adds an un-encyclopedic nature. Also it is not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 14:17, October 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} It reads better in the original Russian. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|07:48 29 Oct 2013}}
 
#{{Delete}} "Musical Phagocterstics". Say No More! --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 20:45, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} I don't vote to delete until I've read the whole thing, and this was a very long and unhumorous read. I checked the Wikipedia article, and a good portion of the article is sporked, except where it concerns individual bands. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 23:27, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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*Until today, there were a large number of links to YouTube, and footnotes, including one referenced from all over that read, "Saddly, this is True." That (spelling, syntax, and lack of humor) are all the problems summed up. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:13 25-Oct-13</small>
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*{{Comment}} I can't figure out what this is supposed to be, so I'm not really sure how to vote on this. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 21:13, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
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:{{Comment}} I think that UnBusiness was meant to be some sort of game kind of thingy, if you click on all the links you will find out. {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 19:47, December 9, 2014 (UTC)
 
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== {{VFDn|A newt wizard did it}} ==
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#{{delete}} Last one of the mashed up wizards doing it. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|12:45 28 Oct 2013}}
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#{{Delete}} This overlong list is an overt invitation to help commit bad writing. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:38 10-Dec-14</small>
#{{Delete|Navelism.}} Uncyclopedians basing articles not on real-world "encyclopedia" reality but on other Uncyclopedia articles are writing to themselves and showing contempt for our readers. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:58 28-Oct-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} This article should be on 100 Shittiest Articles Ever. {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 17:39, December 10, 2014 (UTC)
#This joke stopped being funny the moment someone decided to create 500 articles on it {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 23:40, October 28, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Could not read all of them. Conked out at the 5th. Too boring. -- [[User:Zyniker|Zyniker]] ([[User talk:Zyniker|talk]]) 20:59, December 23, 2014 (UTC)
#The image is worth keeping, though. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 15:25, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{keep}} Each in-joke has its bastard children, and they, together, create a mosaic of the overall in-joke. And if you took this one out mnnbvvccxz would have your throat in his hands and apply the pressure. I was never into the Newt in-joke, but some people are. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 28-10
 
 
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* Just for those that are concerned, I'm only nominating mashed up in-jokes. You may notice [[Butt poop]], [[Grue]], and [[A wizard did it]] haven't been nominated, just the mash-up in-jokes. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|12:45 28 Oct 2013}}
 
 
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== {{VFDn|The "No Cajek Allowed"'s of Uncyclopedia}} ==
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#A mixture of in-jokes. Grue, Cajek, trite jokes about Japan and bad prose, stolen from another article ([[The "No Gaijin Allowed"'s of Japan]]). {{User:Anton199/sig}}
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#{{Delete}} There are some funny places, but, all in all, it's very unoriginal and tells one unfunny joke. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 17:46, December 21, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete|Navelism.}} An archetypal in-joke, a parody of a niche article on a parody website. Target audience might be 3 people, none of whom are still here. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:21 31-Oct-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Author amuses himself by berating the reader. He does it in many different ways, but the laughs are as sparse as they would be with a catalog of Your Momma one-liners. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:14 23-Dec-14</small>
#:Sorry for not putting it the right way. It is just that I used the tag system and the article got placed here automatically. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 19:16, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} What a waste of letters! -- [[User:Zyniker|Zyniker]] ([[User talk:Zyniker|talk]]) 21:10, December 23, 2014 (UTC)
#Nativitism. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|10:23 01 Nov 2013}}
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#{{Delete}} Everything I want to do to this article is conveniently written inside it. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 12:41, December 24, 2014 (UTC)
#Redundo. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 12:50, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Rather old and has not been improved on since several months ago. There is some concept but this is probably the same one as of [[HowTo:Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia]] and maybe [[HowTo:Write an average Uncyclopedia article]], but with the worse prose, less worked out structure and a title that is not justified (the author does not even talk about writing HowTos, he comes back to it but is still always off-topic). For those who may say that it still has some humour, I provided the above two links: these two articles serve for the same purpose but are funnier. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 19:24, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} The author is the nominator. The article is a cheap imitation. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:54 31-Oct-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig8}} 12:08, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Author request. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|12:37 01 Nov 2013}}
 
#{{Delete}} Ditto. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 12:51, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Sorry but [[HowTo talk:Write a HowTo that will get featured|this]] says all. No humour. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 18:26, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
 
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*ScottPat reviewed it a while ago and I apologize to him for making his efforts pointless, but the author himself did not take these comments into account. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 19:22, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
 
* I don't think this is a deleteable article based upon merit, but I support the author's right to request deletion. I'd recommend that it be added to QVFD rather than putting it to the vote, if that's what the author wants. If it were mine, and I didn't feel it had enough merit to survive, I'd be inclined to move it to my user space though. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|11:21 01 Nov 2013}}
 
**I did not think I could QVFD it, especially because of Scott's review. And what I move to my user space, is something I would like to keep. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:26, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
 
***I think it's worth keeping. Far better than [[Worst 100 Ways To Be Castrated]] or [[Carebear]], which are two of my earliest attempts. But in respect of your right to delete your own work - and only because of that - I will vote to delete. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|12:37 01 Nov 2013}}
 
****Thanks. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 13:13, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Make it go where Kittenolivia went, and for the same reason. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:12 1-Nov-13</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} Another fictional-country (this time, universe) article formerly found on [[:Template:Latin America]]; a merger of Randumbo, cuteness, and memes. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:16 1-Nov-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} This page tells one trite joke - Wikipedia admins are power-hungry dictators, - and then turns into another list of Encyclopedia in-jokes. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 18:06, December 21, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Some vile slush of nothing but signatures with snappy comments. Hideous to look at. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 15:44, December 23, 2014 (UTC)
 
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* For those interested in the history of this, it was previously [[Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion/archive179|voted kept 5-3]] in March 2009. No real rationale except "there is a lot worse" {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|11:45 01 Nov 2013}}
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*Goes on for way too long — When the strategy is "This page has been vandalized," it is easy to add content without adding any new humor but it is a workable satire of an actual Wikipedia page. In fact, there is more than one joke, considering the various nominations. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:18 23-Dec-14</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} It's not about anything and no one is ever going to look it up. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:35 1-Nov-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Anon has deleted a very tedious list of every country since 1945 that has won the award. However, nothing that remains is of any value either, in this article that no one will look up in this or any other encyclopedia. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:43 24-Dec-14</small>
 
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edit SEHS H T D Survivor

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 791 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. SEHS being "Sudden Head Exploding Syndrome," a Wacky Ailment with which to piggyback off A splode in this article from 2005, which has little to say about the ailment no one will look up except that it runs in things — and American politicians — the authors don't happen to like. Before deleting the external links, I didn't follow them, so I can't say whether this entire Syndrome was invented at an external website, as our recent "Dihydrogen monoxide" was. Spıke ¬ 21:15 22-Nov-14
  2. Unlike Dihydrogen monoxide, this doesn't deserve an article. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 00:13 23 Nov 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's not terrible, but it's not good either. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:22, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. A ramble and a rant. ConCass2 (talk) 12:43, December 24, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This article is not all that well writen but there are certainly things much more worth deleting. --User:Nea Teta 04:23, December 6, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Uncyclopedia:Business H T D Survivor

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 410 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A few months ago this was put up for VFD I said I was against the deletion and therefore it survived but no UnBusiness is pretty much dead, no one uses it and and it wastes space on our server. (oh wait, no, it wastes space on the Wikia server, that's a good thing then :) Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 18:22, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A dormant pseudo-namespace created by fallen-away Uncyclopedians who wanted to blog rather than create content that would amuse the reader. Spıke ¬ 21:13 8-Dec-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. whatever was going here is irrelevant as those responsible have disappeared. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:35, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I can't figure out what this is supposed to be, so I'm not really sure how to vote on this. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:13, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
Symbol comment vote Comment. I think that UnBusiness was meant to be some sort of game kind of thingy, if you click on all the links you will find out. Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:47, December 9, 2014 (UTC)

edit Worst 100 Short Poems H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 367 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This overlong list is an overt invitation to help commit bad writing. Spıke ¬ 13:38 10-Dec-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article should be on 100 Shittiest Articles Ever. Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 17:39, December 10, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Could not read all of them. Conked out at the 5th. Too boring. -- Zyniker (talk) 20:59, December 23, 2014 (UTC)
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edit You suck H T D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 99 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. There are some funny places, but, all in all, it's very unoriginal and tells one unfunny joke. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:46, December 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author amuses himself by berating the reader. He does it in many different ways, but the laughs are as sparse as they would be with a catalog of Your Momma one-liners. Spıke ¬ 14:14 23-Dec-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. What a waste of letters! -- Zyniker (talk) 21:10, December 23, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Everything I want to do to this article is conveniently written inside it. ConCass2 (talk) 12:41, December 24, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Featured Article Candidates H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 98 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This page tells one trite joke - Wikipedia admins are power-hungry dictators, - and then turns into another list of Encyclopedia in-jokes. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:06, December 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some vile slush of nothing but signatures with snappy comments. Hideous to look at. ConCass2 (talk) 15:44, December 23, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Goes on for way too long — When the strategy is "This page has been vandalized," it is easy to add content without adding any new humor — but it is a workable satire of an actual Wikipedia page. In fact, there is more than one joke, considering the various nominations. Spıke ¬ 14:18 23-Dec-14

edit Council on Countries that Suck H T D

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Elapsed Time: 24 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anon has deleted a very tedious list of every country since 1945 that has won the award. However, nothing that remains is of any value either, in this article that no one will look up in this or any other encyclopedia. Spıke ¬ 20:43 24-Dec-14
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