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#{{Delete}} Continual focus on non-celebrity individuals. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:31 12-Aug-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Pretty big for an article about a small county. Regardless, it still isn't that funny. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 14:32, August 24, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Small town Kansas Kruft. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 21:58, August 27, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} Its too personal, but all it needs is minor editing. [[User:Rocketsled|Rocketsled]] ([[User talk:Rocketsled|talk]]) 19:38, August 12, 2014 (UTC)
 
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*I cleaned up the red-links (some created in anticipation of writing a personal story arc on neighboring counties), the vanity, and the anti-cop rants; but it still has nothing more profound to say than racial minorities, indebtedness, and rude drivers. Classic "towncruft" that, in the case of England, we went on a drive to snuff out earlier in the year. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:01 24-Aug-14</small>
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*There's some funny stuff, and some stuff that didn't register with me. I'm not sure which way to go. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140830004137}}
 
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== {{VFDn|Office etiquette}} ==
   
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#{{Delete}} Not funny and very un-encyclopedic. No images just random rant. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 13:05, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Totally lists, and mostly unfunny real-world etiquette tips. Anon extended the unfunny today despite my using the Anon talk page to ask him to register and emphasize that '''this is a humor wiki'''. Start over, after someone comes up with a comedy strategy. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>03:02 13-Aug-14</small>
#{{Delete}} Created in 2005. In 2009, editor {{U|TPCBD}} arrived, so if you are wondering about the acronym in the second paragraph and at the start of '''Military Ranking''', it is a specific Uncyclopedian quoting himself. This fanboy cheerleading has no purpose except to guide readers to the external website given at the end. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:10,13:12 22-Sep-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} I rewrote the whole bloody page and lost all my progress. Doing it again would be pointless, so delete. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 09:43, August 13, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} No redeeming features and an annoying p in the title. --[[User:Sog1970|Sog1970]] ([[User talk:Sog1970|talk]]) 13:11, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} One liners. Not good.--{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 21:54, August 27, 2014 (UTC)
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#:Clarification: I found many of the etiquette tips to be funny, but the intro and some tips seem to be serious. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140830004237}}
 
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*Some of the one liners are funny and can be used elsewhere. I just don't get why there are a bunch of legitimate office etiquette tips in there. The article makes no sense. [[User:Rocketsled|Rocketsled]] ([[User talk:Rocketsled|talk]]) 15:51, August 13, 2014 (UTC)
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*I have now backed out Anon's recent edits and reverted the page to 2012. You may flip your vote if you think it makes sense now; I still don't see any humor. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:58 17-Aug-14</small>
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*:I checked through the history before submitting my vote; I came to the same conclusion as you, so I didn't bother. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 13:18, August 17, 2014 (UTC)
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*{{U|Moonhead42}} is trying to save this. I say on his talk page that it needs more drastic surgery; voters, feel free to kibitz. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:21 30-Aug-14</small>
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*:I hate to say it, but I kind of prefer it before his changes. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140831024833}}
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*::His initial edits were more-of-the-same, but yesterday he seemed to take up my challenge to remedy the overdependence on lists. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>09:54 31-Aug-14</small>
 
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== [[Heinrich himmler is GAY]] ==
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#{{Delete}} Another in-joke that ought be in someone's userspace. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 12:34, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Name of a character not found on Wikipedia is nothing but a vehicle for gay stereotypes. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:45 18-Aug-14</small>
#{{Delete}} A stub with a surprisingly long history. Melds the Nazi meme with the GAY meme. Worthless. No comedy payback for the choice to write in the first person. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:37 22-Sep-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Not very funny and not notable enough. <s>I think that the inspiration for this article was something related to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1ylkdldauc this YouTube video].</s> {{User:Anton199/sig}} 13:22, August 18, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Atrocious. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 12:41, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
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#:Oh, I see there was a source in the article before. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 13:31, August 18, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Although the picture is quite fetching. --[[User:Sog1970|Sog1970]] ([[User talk:Sog1970|talk]]) 12:52, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
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#::But then, this means that the point of the article was to advertise the offsite meme. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:08 18-Aug-14</small>
#:It is widely used and will not be a casualty if you vote to delete the article. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:07 22-Sep-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Thanks for the meme-ory. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 21:55, August 27, 2014 (UTC)
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== [[19 Kids and Counting]] (redirect at [[The Duggar Family]]) ==
 
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#{{Keep}} Keepable now. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:58 21-Sep-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Poor article from 2008 that has been bad and offending since then. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 22:36, September 16, 2013 (UTC)
 
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*I've renamed this article to align with the actual name of the TV show and its Wikipedia article, and will edit it to make clear that the Duggars are not specific, non-celebrity individuals being cyberbullied (for which I briefly banned Anon). It is a cruft magnet, as the TV show is about a Christian family with a disdain for birth control. Anyone with a beef about breeders, Christians, and toothless hillbillies, will pile on. At the moment, the article has no comedy strategy except ridiculing the Duggar Family, and by extension any family that shares their values, and calling them sluts. This could be remedied. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:58 16-Sep-13</small>
 
*I rewrote the "Before kids" section so that it aligns more closely with the Wikipedia article, and I think it works better. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 01:37, September 21, 2013 (UTC)
 
*:Yikes! hope that isn't autobiographical! Also, the table of the 19 kids is serving the exact function that listcruft usually does: As an Anon magnet to tell the same joke again. Is there a better approach here? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:58 21-Sep-13</small>
 
*::No, I never married or had kids, and my conversion experience was much earlier in life (and not at a service), so it's not autobiographical. As to the table, a better approach would be to have a section about each one of the kids, with a corresponding paragraph (similar to the one I deleted about the oldest because it failed hard), but I am not familiar enough with the show or the kids to do so myself. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 15:56, September 21, 2013 (UTC)
 
*:Me neither, having temporarily concluded (see above) that this was Anon thinking his neighbors the Duggars needed ridiculing on Uncyclopedia. Your suggestion would solve the table's problem, if anyone out there can undertake it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:14 21-Sep-13</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete}} This page has been on the site since 2006. It is the essence of chav-cruft and used to contain a section inviting future editors to document individual chavs. Editorializing in the page title and the title's unusual spelling (which no random reader is ever going to type) is because its sole purpose has always been to document, and to guide Uncyclopedia readers to, a specific blog in the <code>.uk</code> domain (references now removed). It is not original comedy writing. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:49 16-Sep-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Very bad and nothing worth saving here. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 11:06, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Bang and the article is gone! {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 18:31, September 16, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} The reader doesn't have to visit this ranty article to imagine Lahore being recast as La Whore; and if he does, the article will do nothing more for him. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:38 19-Aug-14</small>
#{{Delete}} Absolute wank. {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 10:00, September 20, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} {{User:Anton199/sig}} 22:52, August 24, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} I don't think this article is funny. Voted. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 02:13, September 21, 2013 (UTC)
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== [[Fuck Me]] ==
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#{{Delete}} A very mediocre article on a made-up war between humans and dolphins. For comparison, see [[Emu War]] and [[Animals with feet war with animals with no feet]]. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 13:05, August 21, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} I am mistaken, below, to say that Sam "addressed" the article; he did nothing but use it to cross-sell his new one. This 2006-07 creation of {{U|Sunoco}} is a waste of time, except to key us to [[:Category:Silly wars]], where other VFD fodder may be found. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:09 25-Aug-14</small>
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#Silly wars? We don't need no silly wars. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig}} 03:33, August 29, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#Keep. I just voted to save this good article deja vu style. Will take out the one quote too many. [[user:Aleister|ALeIsTeR]] 15-9-'13
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#{{Keep}} I think it's a funny article that goes well with mine. I don't get why you think that "personal story arcs" are so evil, in this case I believe that continuity between some of the articles improves them overall.{{unsigned|SamTheAwesome}}
#:You didn't. I just have (removed Wilde #2 and "Some redneck guy"). It doesn't change a thing. Deleting Section 4 (the listcruft) wouldn't help either. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:59 15-Sep-13</small>
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#:I can't speak for Spike, but I think continuity is ok as long as the articles are high quality. I also think your article is somewhat funny, for whatever it's worth (which probably isn't a whole lot) and better than [[Dolphin uprising]]. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140830001341}}
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#::''Anything'' is OK as long as an article is of sufficiently high quality. The problem with story arcs is this: Humor is the highest value for an Uncyclopedian considering new edits to an article; and declining to apply an edit because SamTheAwesome wants [[Dolphin uprising]] to make sense when read alongside [[The Great Whale Invasion]] is a gigantic non-issue with which to burden any Uncyclopedian. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>00:46 30-Aug-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Awful. Not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 12:35, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} The point of this page is the glee of swearing to strangers. When it documents the many uses of the word "fuck," it's informative and not funny. When it dabbles in history, it's babbling and not funny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:48 15-Sep-13</small>
 
#{{Exterminate}} Awful. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 23:54, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Insert gratuitous link to Tvtropes article on Screw Yourself. --{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig3}} 17:04, September 16, 2013 (UTC)(Curse you abusefilter17 D:)
 
#{{Delete}} The article is funny from time to time. But you can see how the author struggles with himself in order to write comedy and not a pornographic novel. At some moments, you can actually see a border between the two. P.S. I did not understand why the "the whore I am" picture violated Wikia terms of use. But, anyway, we won't need this image anymore, of the article gets deleted. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 07:38, September 17, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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*New Uncyclopedian {{U|SamTheAwesome}} has addressed this. I am inclined to vote against any made-up war, and warned Sam against turning this into a personal story arc with his new [[The Great Whale Invasion]] (which I'd also vote to delete), but will hold off to see if he takes either anywhere funny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:08 21-Aug-14</small>
 
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== [[Rucka Rucka Ali]] ==
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#{{Delete}} Another article whose title demands that the reader type the exact joke he wants to read, to see if we ever wrote it. Recasting the USA as a socialist/Soviet country is trite to begin with, and in part simply true. What this article provides is an extremist version of what Obama wants to do with America. Neither the parts that are too close to truth nor the parts that are paranoid are funny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:21 21-Aug-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Not horrible but too far from the truth to be funny, IMHO. Just kind of dull, really. [[User:Snarglefoop|Snarglefoop]] ([[User talk:Snarglefoop|talk]]) 23:29, August 28, 2014 (UTC)
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#ConCass2 made it a bit better, but it's still not great. Sorry. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig}} 02:47, August 29, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Keep}} A real article, about [[WP:Rucka Rucka Ali|a real "comedian"]], with a real comedy strategy: Misstate the source material. Ali does not seem like a good comedian, mostly specializing in racial stereotypes; and this article isn't the best ever, mostly replacing the truth about Ali with the exact opposite without using the change to make a clever point, but it is trying to do what we try to do. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:18 15-Sep-13</small>
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#{{Keep}} It may not be good, but it isn't bad enough for VFD. Speaking of which, was this article nominated a while back? The title seems familiar. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 23:43, August 21, 2014 (UTC)
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#:One person (using three usernames) has repeatedly hacked at this article, seemingly based on real-world issues, then tried to nominate it here. This seems to be the first correctly-formatted VFD of it since 2007. (Click on Survivor in the section heading.) {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:14 25-Aug-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Bad article, and I don't see any thing that funny in this article. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 19:45, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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*{{Comment}} [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_in_the_USSA], this Wikipedia page seems to suggest that the USSA was not an invention of Uncyclopedia and therefore may be typed into our searchbar. I'll have a look at it and see what to touch up. Obama being a socialist is only a joke that Americans will get as Britain's current (already quite dismantled) welfare state (and many other countries') makes Obama's policies seem rather Conservative. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 11:27, August 22, 2014 (UTC)
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*:I had a go but realized that it was far too factual (based on the USSA in Back in the USSA) and lacked humour. I would be happy to vote against if no one is willing to re-write. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 12:17, August 22, 2014 (UTC)
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*::Then I was mistaken that it was an article about nothing. Still, it is not humor but allegory. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:12 22-Aug-14</small>
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*I rewrite the intro, and replaced all the political wannabe-satire with genuine humour, the type that you'd expect on Uncyclopedia. Also, the rest of the article has a lot of appalling grammar errors. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 21:48, August 25, 2014 (UTC)
 
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== [[Pantera]] ==
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#{{Delete}} Nothing but insult after insult after insult. Nothing to be salvaged. Hell, the opening quote is "Fat cunt" - Oscar Wilde. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 20:57, August 24, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} The Intro and the quotations (the "Fat cunt" one is the only significant change since {{U|Dwight K Shrute}} finished this in 2010) give the impression that the point of the article is the joy of taking savage hacks at the former Irish leader, rather than taking some time to try to be inventive. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:45 24-Aug-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Maybe there is some worthy humor that I can't understand, not being Irish. But the intro alone doesn't make me want to search for it. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 22:58, August 24, 2014 (UTC)
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*It has its funny moments even though it's mostly all abuse (although what article on a politician isn't?). I'm not going to vote to save it though. {{User:Captain gull/Sig}} 02:10, August 30, 2014 (UTC)
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*:True. I think the article is just a cleaned up version of [[wikipedia:Brian Cowen|this one]].--{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 13:15, August 31, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} A gamer provides his view of the band. To-wit: "a merry group of fags, who one day decided to record the sound of there own love making." If you jump in despite that Intro, the first section tells a joke with excessive recursion. It is nothing but toilet humor thereafter, and that's after I deleted a listing of band members and the usual Discography. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:48 14-Sep-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} "A mudripper is bout a strange creature born in the small community of Taylor." Then lists and Sandbox cruft. Not notable and not funny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:56 29-Aug-14</small>
#{{Delete}} Awful. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 06:25, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Easy Button}} Terrible article first made in 2005, during the very early days of Uncyclopedia. It had improved some more, then someone added pictures and more other stuff. Then, someone decided to blank part of it, and it still remained a very poor and unfunny article for years. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 13:13, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
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#:If you have found a version in the page history that you think is better, you are welcome to substitute it (and reattach {{Tl|VFD}}) and we'll vote on that. In fact, the nominator is supposed to do that. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:18 14-Sep-13</small>
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#Someone put in a large amount of time over several days, and then came back to edit it quite awhile later, and likely learned a lot here during this process. But I'm voting to keep the page since I don't think it's enough to huff. Maybe the author just needs a note on his talk page to go back and polish it and/or ask for assistance. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 19:00 in these parts
 
 
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#{{Delete}} I am not convinced that Anon today at [[Talk:Perrin Aybara]] ("This is the best thing to ever hit internet!") is not just a random spambot, but he has found a cache of babble, Randumbo, and listcruft. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:23 5-Sep-13</small>
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#The article on a shit pop boy-band seems incomplete, and has very little real content. Most of the humour seems to be adding random words in (terrorist, president and marijuana in the first sentence alone) and consists entirely of random "jokes". I recommend it be {{Delete|deleted}}. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 22:17, August 30, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} God, this is awful. {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 18:55, September 9, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Randumbo. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 13:11, August 31, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} The quotes are bad and once they are removed it leaves nothing. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 16:46, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{delete|their albums that were then printed on a mixture of shit, jizz, snot rockets, fingernail clippings and blood.}} {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140831172757}}
#{{Delete}} It is very old and I don't think the author will ever want to come back. But we can still notify him. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 09:18, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} The humor is all random, except for one recourse to [[No one cares]]. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:34 31-Aug-14</small>
#{{Easy Button}} Not funny. It is somewhat possible that someone can salvage this. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 20:30, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Ugh! UNIX described in the form of biblical commandments. That, before the listcruft begins. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:55 30-Aug-14</small>
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edit Johnson County, Kansas H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 490 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Continual focus on non-celebrity individuals. Spıke ¬ 10:31 12-Aug-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pretty big for an article about a small county. Regardless, it still isn't that funny. ConCass2 (talk) 14:32, August 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Small town Kansas Kruft. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:58, August 27, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Its too personal, but all it needs is minor editing. Rocketsled (talk) 19:38, August 12, 2014 (UTC)
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  • I cleaned up the red-links (some created in anticipation of writing a personal story arc on neighboring counties), the vanity, and the anti-cop rants; but it still has nothing more profound to say than racial minorities, indebtedness, and rude drivers. Classic "towncruft" that, in the case of England, we went on a drive to snuff out earlier in the year. Spıke ¬ 15:01 24-Aug-14
  • There's some funny stuff, and some stuff that didn't register with me. I'm not sure which way to go. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (Shyriiwook?) 00:41, 30 Aug 2014

edit Office etiquette H T D Survivor

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 473 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Totally lists, and mostly unfunny real-world etiquette tips. Anon extended the unfunny today despite my using the Anon talk page to ask him to register and emphasize that this is a humor wiki. Start over, after someone comes up with a comedy strategy. Spıke ¬ 03:02 13-Aug-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I rewrote the whole bloody page and lost all my progress. Doing it again would be pointless, so delete. ConCass2 (talk) 09:43, August 13, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. One liners. Not good.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:54, August 27, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. I laughed. I don't know why, but I did. Quite a bit, actually. I'm so sorry. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (Shyriiwook?) 00:28, 30 Aug 2014
    Clarification: I found many of the etiquette tips to be funny, but the intro and some tips seem to be serious. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (Shyriiwook?) 00:42, 30 Aug 2014
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  • Some of the one liners are funny and can be used elsewhere. I just don't get why there are a bunch of legitimate office etiquette tips in there. The article makes no sense. Rocketsled (talk) 15:51, August 13, 2014 (UTC)
  • I have now backed out Anon's recent edits and reverted the page to 2012. You may flip your vote if you think it makes sense now; I still don't see any humor. Spıke ¬ 11:58 17-Aug-14
    I checked through the history before submitting my vote; I came to the same conclusion as you, so I didn't bother. ConCass2 (talk) 13:18, August 17, 2014 (UTC)
  • Moonhead42 is trying to save this. I say on his talk page that it needs more drastic surgery; voters, feel free to kibitz. Spıke ¬ 11:21 30-Aug-14
    I hate to say it, but I kind of prefer it before his changes. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (Shyriiwook?) 02:48, 31 Aug 2014
    His initial edits were more-of-the-same, but yesterday he seemed to take up my challenge to remedy the overdependence on lists. Spıke ¬ 09:54 31-Aug-14

edit Johnny Gay H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 354 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Name of a character not found on Wikipedia is nothing but a vehicle for gay stereotypes. Spıke ¬ 01:45 18-Aug-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not very funny and not notable enough. I think that the inspiration for this article was something related to this YouTube video. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:22, August 18, 2014 (UTC)
    Oh, I see there was a source in the article before. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:31, August 18, 2014 (UTC)
    But then, this means that the point of the article was to advertise the offsite meme. Spıke ¬ 14:08 18-Aug-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Thanks for the meme-ory. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:55, August 27, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Blah. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (Shyriiwook?) 00:29, 30 Aug 2014
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  • The sprites are missing from this article. No idea what's going on. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (Shyriiwook?) 00:47, 30 Aug 2014

edit Lahore H T D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 321 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Very bad and nothing worth saving here. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:06, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The reader doesn't have to visit this ranty article to imagine Lahore being recast as La Whore; and if he does, the article will do nothing more for him. Spıke ¬ 11:38 19-Aug-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 22:52, August 24, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Short and sucky. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (Shyriiwook?) 00:17, 30 Aug 2014
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edit Dolphin uprising H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 271 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A very mediocre article on a made-up war between humans and dolphins. For comparison, see Emu War and Animals with feet war with animals with no feet. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:05, August 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I am mistaken, below, to say that Sam "addressed" the article; he did nothing but use it to cross-sell his new one. This 2006-07 creation of Sunoco is a waste of time, except to key us to Category:Silly wars, where other VFD fodder may be found. Spıke ¬ 12:09 25-Aug-14
  3. Silly wars? We don't need no silly wars. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (Shyriiwook?) 03:33, August 29, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I think it's a funny article that goes well with mine. I don't get why you think that "personal story arcs" are so evil, in this case I believe that continuity between some of the articles improves them overall.The preceding unsigned comment was added by SamTheAwesome (talk • contribs)
    I can't speak for Spike, but I think continuity is ok as long as the articles are high quality. I also think your article is somewhat funny, for whatever it's worth (which probably isn't a whole lot) and better than Dolphin uprising. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (Shyriiwook?) 00:13, 30 Aug 2014
    Anything is OK as long as an article is of sufficiently high quality. The problem with story arcs is this: Humor is the highest value for an Uncyclopedian considering new edits to an article; and declining to apply an edit because SamTheAwesome wants Dolphin uprising to make sense when read alongside The Great Whale Invasion is a gigantic non-issue with which to burden any Uncyclopedian. Spıke ¬ 00:46 30-Aug-14
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  • New Uncyclopedian SamTheAwesome has addressed this. I am inclined to vote against any made-up war, and warned Sam against turning this into a personal story arc with his new The Great Whale Invasion (which I'd also vote to delete), but will hold off to see if he takes either anywhere funny. Spıke ¬ 13:08 21-Aug-14

edit United Socialist States of America H T D Survivor

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 262 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another article whose title demands that the reader type the exact joke he wants to read, to see if we ever wrote it. Recasting the USA as a socialist/Soviet country is trite to begin with, and in part simply true. What this article provides is an extremist version of what Obama wants to do with America. Neither the parts that are too close to truth nor the parts that are paranoid are funny. Spıke ¬ 22:21 21-Aug-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not horrible but too far from the truth to be funny, IMHO. Just kind of dull, really. Snarglefoop (talk) 23:29, August 28, 2014 (UTC)
  3. ConCass2 made it a bit better, but it's still not great. Sorry. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (Shyriiwook?) 02:47, August 29, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It may not be good, but it isn't bad enough for VFD. Speaking of which, was this article nominated a while back? The title seems familiar. ConCass2 (talk) 23:43, August 21, 2014 (UTC)
    One person (using three usernames) has repeatedly hacked at this article, seemingly based on real-world issues, then tried to nominate it here. This seems to be the first correctly-formatted VFD of it since 2007. (Click on Survivor in the section heading.) Spıke ¬ 12:14 25-Aug-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 18:56, August 25, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. [1], this Wikipedia page seems to suggest that the USSA was not an invention of Uncyclopedia and therefore may be typed into our searchbar. I'll have a look at it and see what to touch up. Obama being a socialist is only a joke that Americans will get as Britain's current (already quite dismantled) welfare state (and many other countries') makes Obama's policies seem rather Conservative. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:27, August 22, 2014 (UTC)
    I had a go but realized that it was far too factual (based on the USSA in Back in the USSA) and lacked humour. I would be happy to vote against if no one is willing to re-write. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:17, August 22, 2014 (UTC)
    Then I was mistaken that it was an article about nothing. Still, it is not humor but allegory. Spıke ¬ 13:12 22-Aug-14
  • I rewrite the intro, and replaced all the political wannabe-satire with genuine humour, the type that you'd expect on Uncyclopedia. Also, the rest of the article has a lot of appalling grammar errors. ConCass2 (talk) 21:48, August 25, 2014 (UTC)

edit Brian Cowen H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 191 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nothing but insult after insult after insult. Nothing to be salvaged. Hell, the opening quote is "Fat cunt" - Oscar Wilde. ConCass2 (talk) 20:57, August 24, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The Intro and the quotations (the "Fat cunt" one is the only significant change since Dwight K Shrute finished this in 2010) give the impression that the point of the article is the joy of taking savage hacks at the former Irish leader, rather than taking some time to try to be inventive. Spıke ¬ 21:45 24-Aug-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Maybe there is some worthy humor that I can't understand, not being Irish. But the intro alone doesn't make me want to search for it. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 22:58, August 24, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Ych a fi. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (Shyriiwook?) 00:51, 30 Aug 2014
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Symbol comment vote Comment.Feel it should stay in some format but current version is largely abuse. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:12, August 29, 2014 (UTC)

  • It has its funny moments even though it's mostly all abuse (although what article on a politician isn't?). I'm not going to vote to save it though. Capt. Gull (talk) 02:10, August 30, 2014 (UTC)
    True. I think the article is just a cleaned up version of this one.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:15, August 31, 2014 (UTC)

edit Mudripper H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 81 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. "A mudripper is bout a strange creature born in the small community of Taylor." Then lists and Sandbox cruft. Not notable and not funny. Spıke ¬ 10:56 29-Aug-14
  2. Does not jump the bar. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (Shyriiwook?) 01:59, 30 Aug 2014
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edit Green Day H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 46 hours
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  1. The article on a shit pop boy-band seems incomplete, and has very little real content. Most of the humour seems to be adding random words in (terrorist, president and marijuana in the first sentence alone) and consists entirely of random "jokes". I recommend it be Symbol delete vote deleted. ConCass2 (talk) 22:17, August 30, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Randumbo. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:11, August 31, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote their albums that were then printed on a mixture of shit, jizz, snot rockets, fingernail clippings and blood. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (Shyriiwook?) 17:27, 31 Aug 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. The humor is all random, except for one recourse to No one cares. Spıke ¬ 18:34 31-Aug-14
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:08, September 1, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Slackware H T D

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Elapsed Time: 44 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Might be funny to someone who understands the topic, but somehow I doubt it. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 23:47, August 30, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ugh! UNIX described in the form of biblical commandments. That, before the listcruft begins. Spıke ¬ 23:55 30-Aug-14
  3. Symbol delete vote He invented what we call today, "water" -– Llwy-ar-lawr (Shyriiwook?) 17:31, 31 Aug 2014
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edit My ingenious plan to attack Obama with non-lethal weapons H T D Tag article

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Created during the week John McCain stated that it wouldn't be the end of the world if Obama were elected. Not exactly Assassination Humor, but has the same problems and is fatally unclever. Spıke ¬ 20:42 1-Sep-14
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