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#{{Delete}} This doesn't really serve a purpose, other than (at this point, tired-out) Bush-bashing.--[[User:EpicWinner|EpicWinner]] ([[User talk:EpicWinner|talk]]) 21:27, July 25, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} A lot of work has gone into this 2006 contest entry. Unfortunately, the result is not a satire of anything real that a reader might look up, but an article about an archetypal (but nonexistent) heavy-metal band. Making George W. Bush the backbone of the comedy strategy is both irrelevant and obsolete. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>13:39 26-Jul-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} At least from the main space.--[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 10:22, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
 
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*A Google search comes only to us, unless this entire article is a way of feeding traffic to netizen <code>It's Lym</code>. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>13:39 26-Jul-15</small>
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:Perhaps just move it the writer's user space and leave it there. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 08:24, August 11, 2015 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Not funny and very un-encyclopedic. No images just random rant. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 13:05, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Found on [[Special:LonelyPages]]. Whimsical essay is not encyclopedic and not very funny. The word "McMillington" does not occur anywhere in Wikipedia, and Google bounces right back here. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>12:21 1-Aug-15</small>
#{{Delete}} Created in 2005. In 2009, editor {{U|TPCBD}} arrived, so if you are wondering about the acronym in the second paragraph and at the start of '''Military Ranking''', it is a specific Uncyclopedian quoting himself. This fanboy cheerleading has no purpose except to guide readers to the external website given at the end. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:10,13:12 22-Sep-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Won't be found, won't be search for. Redundo. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 11:04, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} No redeeming features and an annoying p in the title. --[[User:Sog1970|Sog1970]] ([[User talk:Sog1970|talk]]) 13:11, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Writing a formal biography of a well known skeleton from film or natural history, instead of the discoveries that transpired because of it, seems a good comedy concept if both could be mashed. It needed a better hook, then taken from there. --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 11:09, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} This entry into our large encyclopedia is a fine example of the artform.--[[User:SketchSlayer|SketchSlayer]]([[User talk:SketchSlayer|talk]]) 9:51, August 21, 2015 (gmt+12)
 
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*The article appears to be wound round an image I found for illustrating the [[Liberal Party of Great Britain]]. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 12:13, August 5, 2015 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Another in-joke that ought be in someone's userspace. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 12:34, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} After removing everything meant simply to direct the reader to several external websites including one in English, what's left is drivel. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>00:21 10-Aug-15</small>
#{{Delete}} A stub with a surprisingly long history. Melds the Nazi meme with the GAY meme. Worthless. No comedy payback for the choice to write in the first person. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:37 22-Sep-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} About as bad as the Wacky War stuff. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 11:05, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Atrocious. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 12:41, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 19:58, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Although the picture is quite fetching. --[[User:Sog1970|Sog1970]] ([[User talk:Sog1970|talk]]) 12:52, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Too silly, too short. The Bush-related humor also dates it. {{User:Chunkles/sig}} 04:31, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} Keepable now. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:58 21-Sep-13</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} Poor article from 2008 that has been bad and offending since then. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 22:36, September 16, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Apart from a ranty Intro, this is a catalog of news articles and opinion pieces on [[Hurricane Katrina]]. Not what we do here. Also: Unfunny. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>14:01 13-Aug-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} Concur. --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 19:55, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Pants approach. --[[Image:Laurels.gif|15px]]''[[User:Romartus|<span style=color:#66023C><big>'''R'''</big>om'''A'''rtus<big>*</big><big>'''I'''</big>m<big>'''p'''</big>era'''t'''or '''ITRA''' </span>]]''<small> ([[User talk:Romartus|<span style=color:#66023C>Orate</span>]])</small> [[User:Romartus/Triumphs|<span style=color:#66023C><big> '''®''' </big></span>]] 22:28, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
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*I've renamed this article to align with the actual name of the TV show and its Wikipedia article, and will edit it to make clear that the Duggars are not specific, non-celebrity individuals being cyberbullied (for which I briefly banned Anon). It is a cruft magnet, as the TV show is about a Christian family with a disdain for birth control. Anyone with a beef about breeders, Christians, and toothless hillbillies, will pile on. At the moment, the article has no comedy strategy except ridiculing the Duggar Family, and by extension any family that shares their values, and calling them sluts. This could be remedied. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:58 16-Sep-13</small>
 
*I rewrote the "Before kids" section so that it aligns more closely with the Wikipedia article, and I think it works better. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 01:37, September 21, 2013 (UTC)
 
*:Yikes! hope that isn't autobiographical! Also, the table of the 19 kids is serving the exact function that listcruft usually does: As an Anon magnet to tell the same joke again. Is there a better approach here? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:58 21-Sep-13</small>
 
*::No, I never married or had kids, and my conversion experience was much earlier in life (and not at a service), so it's not autobiographical. As to the table, a better approach would be to have a section about each one of the kids, with a corresponding paragraph (similar to the one I deleted about the oldest because it failed hard), but I am not familiar enough with the show or the kids to do so myself. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 15:56, September 21, 2013 (UTC)
 
*:Me neither, having temporarily concluded (see above) that this was Anon thinking his neighbors the Duggars needed ridiculing on Uncyclopedia. Your suggestion would solve the table's problem, if anyone out there can undertake it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:14 21-Sep-13</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete}} But while we're cleaning up templates, this 2005 article about a nonexistent Apple operating system is equally crufty. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>01:23 17-Aug-15</small>
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#{{Kill}} Scruffy nonsense such as 'Mac OSY will be released at the end of time'. Not funny, did not make me laugh. --[[User:TotalCuddles02|TotalCuddles02]] ([[User talk:TotalCuddles02|talk]]) 01:52, August 17, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} If the subject doesn't exist, the article ought to be especially funny, well written and still have a link to the real world, or no one will read it anyway. --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 10:02, August 20, 2015 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} This page has been on the site since 2006. It is the essence of chav-cruft and used to contain a section inviting future editors to document individual chavs. Editorializing in the page title and the title's unusual spelling (which no random reader is ever going to type) is because its sole purpose has always been to document, and to guide Uncyclopedia readers to, a specific blog in the <code>.uk</code> domain (references now removed). It is not original comedy writing. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:49 16-Sep-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Bang and the article is gone! {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 18:31, September 16, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Absolute wank. {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 10:00, September 20, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} I don't think this article is funny. Voted. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 02:13, September 21, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#Keep. I just voted to save this good article deja vu style. Will take out the one quote too many. [[user:Aleister|ALeIsTeR]] 15-9-'13
 
#:You didn't. I just have (removed Wilde #2 and "Some redneck guy"). It doesn't change a thing. Deleting Section 4 (the listcruft) wouldn't help either. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:59 15-Sep-13</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} Awful. Not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 12:35, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Kill}} Unnotable software, no edits since 2010 besides my edits, only 1 picture (the vBulletin logo), and a bunch of crummy nonsense which is mostly not funny and quite stupid. This can't stay. --[[User:TotalCuddles02|TotalCuddles02]] ([[User talk:TotalCuddles02|talk]]) 22:18, August 21, 2015 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} The point of this page is the glee of swearing to strangers. When it documents the many uses of the word "fuck," it's informative and not funny. When it dabbles in history, it's babbling and not funny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:48 15-Sep-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} On the site since 2005. No comedy theme. (Even the Wikipedia article veers between salesmanship in the future tense, reporting on states-of-mind, and user grievances.) <span style="{{LinearGradient|-45deg|navy|blue|navy}} -moz-border-radius: 3px; border-radius: 3px; border: 1px solid yellow; white-space: nowrap">[[User:Spike|<span style="color:yellow; font-family: Cambria, Palatino, serif">Sp&#305;ke</span>]] [[File:Radiomicrophone.gif|18px|link=User_talk:Spike]]</span><small>22:28 21-Aug-15</small>
#{{Exterminate}} Awful. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 23:54, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 09:28, August 22, 2015 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Insert gratuitous link to Tvtropes article on Screw Yourself. --{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig3}} 17:04, September 16, 2013 (UTC)(Curse you abusefilter17 D:)
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#{{Delete}} This actually is (was?) widely-used forum software, but doesn't change the fact that the article sucks. It's very short, and complains about the cost of the software when it's not making crummy jokes. {{User:Chunkles/sig}} 04:27, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} The article is funny from time to time. But you can see how the author struggles with himself in order to write comedy and not a pornographic novel. At some moments, you can actually see a border between the two. P.S. I did not understand why the "the whore I am" picture violated Wikia terms of use. But, anyway, we won't need this image anymore, of the article gets deleted. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 07:38, September 17, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} A real article, about [[WP:Rucka Rucka Ali|a real "comedian"]], with a real comedy strategy: Misstate the source material. Ali does not seem like a good comedian, mostly specializing in racial stereotypes; and this article isn't the best ever, mostly replacing the truth about Ali with the exact opposite without using the change to make a clever point, but it is trying to do what we try to do. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:18 15-Sep-13</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} Bad article, and I don't see any thing that funny in this article. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 19:45, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Overt navelism with no other comedy concept. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>18:03 31-Aug-15</small>
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|delete=#{{Delete}} An obnoxious all-caps title is the first thing the reader sees, followed by a quick admission that the titular pun is the article's entire reason for existence. The cherry on top is the lame penis joke at the end. {{User:Chunkles/sig}} 18:11, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Created by {{U|Inebriated}} in 2009; Creation Summary: ''PENIS i may have had too much beer thist ime'' {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>18:56 31-Aug-15</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} A gamer provides his view of the band. To-wit: "a merry group of fags, who one day decided to record the sound of there own love making." If you jump in despite that Intro, the first section tells a joke with excessive recursion. It is nothing but toilet humor thereafter, and that's after I deleted a listing of band members and the usual Discography. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:48 14-Sep-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Awful. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 06:25, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Easy Button}} Terrible article first made in 2005, during the very early days of Uncyclopedia. It had improved some more, then someone added pictures and more other stuff. Then, someone decided to blank part of it, and it still remained a very poor and unfunny article for years. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 13:13, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
#:If you have found a version in the page history that you think is better, you are welcome to substitute it (and reattach {{Tl|VFD}}) and we'll vote on that. In fact, the nominator is supposed to do that. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:18 14-Sep-13</small>
 
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#Someone put in a large amount of time over several days, and then came back to edit it quite awhile later, and likely learned a lot here during this process. But I'm voting to keep the page since I don't think it's enough to huff. Maybe the author just needs a note on his talk page to go back and polish it and/or ask for assistance. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 19:00 in these parts
 
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#{{Delete}} I am not convinced that Anon today at [[Talk:Perrin Aybara]] ("This is the best thing to ever hit internet!") is not just a random spambot, but he has found a cache of babble, Randumbo, and listcruft. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:23 5-Sep-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Here is what {{U|Inebriated}} was doing by 2012. Creation Summary this time: ''start this thing I don't know I"m drunk'' {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>19:00 31-Aug-15</small>
#{{Delete}} God, this is awful. {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 18:55, September 9, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} The quotes are bad and once they are removed it leaves nothing. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 16:46, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} It is very old and I don't think the author will ever want to come back. But we can still notify him. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 09:18, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Easy Button}} Not funny. It is somewhat possible that someone can salvage this. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 20:30, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} This listy little article has only one joke: that a frankfurter is essentially a [[penis]], something it was delightful for the young author to type but won't take the reader anywhere he has not already gone in his mind. Redirecting this to [[Dogshit sandwich]] would kill two birds with one stone. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:56 2-Sep-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Agreed. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 16:38, September 2, 2013 (UTC)
 
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*{{Comment}} I am planning to make an improvement to this article in my userspace and removing the lower organ jokes and other stupid stuff. And this would probably be the case. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 20:55, September 11, 2013 (UTC)
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*{{Abstain}} This is better than [[URINARY TRACT CONFECTION]], but I'm unsure of its notability. Not sure which way to go with this one. {{User:Chunkles/sig}} 21:31, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
*:Your "plan" seems to have halted voting on this page. Please take a copy of it now (or ask me for a copy after it gets deleted). Deletion will not bar you or anyone from writing a replacement page. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:15 14-Sep-13</small>
 
 
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This doesn't really serve a purpose, other than (at this point, tired-out) Bush-bashing.--EpicWinner (talk) 21:27, July 25, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A lot of work has gone into this 2006 contest entry. Unfortunately, the result is not a satire of anything real that a reader might look up, but an article about an archetypal (but nonexistent) heavy-metal band. Making George W. Bush the backbone of the comedy strategy is both irrelevant and obsolete. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:39 26-Jul-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. At least from the main space.--EStop (talk) 10:22, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
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  • A Google search comes only to us, unless this entire article is a way of feeding traffic to netizen It's Lym. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:39 26-Jul-15
Perhaps just move it the writer's user space and leave it there. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:24, August 11, 2015 (UTC)

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Found on Special:LonelyPages. Whimsical essay is not encyclopedic and not very funny. The word "McMillington" does not occur anywhere in Wikipedia, and Google bounces right back here. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:21 1-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Won't be found, won't be search for. Redundo. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:04, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Writing a formal biography of a well known skeleton from film or natural history, instead of the discoveries that transpired because of it, seems a good comedy concept if both could be mashed. It needed a better hook, then taken from there. --EStop (talk) 11:09, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. After removing everything meant simply to direct the reader to several external websites including one in English, what's left is drivel. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:21 10-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. About as bad as the Wacky War stuff. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:05, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --EStop (talk) 19:58, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Too silly, too short. The Bush-related humor also dates it. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 04:31, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Catrina H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Apart from a ranty Intro, this is a catalog of news articles and opinion pieces on Hurricane Katrina. Not what we do here. Also: Unfunny. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:01 13-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Concur. --EStop (talk) 19:55, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pants approach. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:28, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Mac OS Y H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. But while we're cleaning up templates, this 2005 article about a nonexistent Apple operating system is equally crufty. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:23 17-Aug-15
  2. Symbol kill vote Kill. Scruffy nonsense such as 'Mac OSY will be released at the end of time'. Not funny, did not make me laugh. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 01:52, August 17, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. If the subject doesn't exist, the article ought to be especially funny, well written and still have a link to the real world, or no one will read it anyway. --EStop (talk) 10:02, August 20, 2015 (UTC)
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edit VBulletin H D

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  1. Symbol kill vote Kill. Unnotable software, no edits since 2010 besides my edits, only 1 picture (the vBulletin logo), and a bunch of crummy nonsense which is mostly not funny and quite stupid. This can't stay. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 22:18, August 21, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. On the site since 2005. No comedy theme. (Even the Wikipedia article veers between salesmanship in the future tense, reporting on states-of-mind, and user grievances.) Spıke Radiomicrophone22:28 21-Aug-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --EStop (talk) 09:28, August 22, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. This actually is (was?) widely-used forum software, but doesn't change the fact that the article sucks. It's very short, and complains about the cost of the software when it's not making crummy jokes. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 04:27, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Arrogance H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Overt navelism with no other comedy concept. Spıke Radiomicrophone18:03 31-Aug-15
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edit URINARY TRACT CONFECTION H T D Survivor

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An obnoxious all-caps title is the first thing the reader sees, followed by a quick admission that the titular pun is the article's entire reason for existence. The cherry on top is the lame penis joke at the end. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 18:11, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Created by Inebriated in 2009; Creation Summary: PENIS i may have had too much beer thist ime Spıke Radiomicrophone18:56 31-Aug-15
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edit ¡Ay Chihuahua! H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Here is what Inebriated was doing by 2012. Creation Summary this time: start this thing I don't know I"m drunk Spıke Radiomicrophone19:00 31-Aug-15
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