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#{{Delete}} Currently a moron magnet; and in general, neither funny, useful, or relevant to anything. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:01 7-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 15:04, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Ace was there. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|12:12 pm 12 Apr 2014}}
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#{{Delete}} Some pieces are good, but all in all - restart. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 10:47, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#<s>{{Delete}} Random and not funny. Could do with a re-write but I'm not prepared to do one.</s>
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{{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:35, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} From Godzilla to Christo, the five paragraphs here are name-dropping, not a complete article with a comedy theme. Typos galore. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:13 7-Apr-14</small>
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#I did a prune job and it seem alright now. Lots of stupid removed, the remaining stupid at least gives a structure to build on. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 19:54 7-4-14
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#{{Keep}} For a Brit [[New Hampshire|NH]] looks very close to [[New York|NY]] on a map so perhaps you wouldn't mind filling in a few bits and correcting typos here and there Spike. If not then never mind but it's keepable. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 15:35, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
 
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*Thanks Al, I'll leave my vote on VFD for at least a day so that people see and then they can add to it. Then I'll withdraw the nom. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:57, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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*:...280 hours later...Yep I think it'll pass on the clean up. It's a stub but pokes fun at the building not being tallest in the World anymore. Unfortunately I won't be in a position to expand it. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 15:35, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Not funny and very un-encyclopedic. No images just random rant. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 13:05, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} ''"War with the Hornet(1500-2009) (The only section worth reading in this shitty article)"'' sums it up nicely. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:44, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Created in 2005. In 2009, editor {{U|TPCBD}} arrived, so if you are wondering about the acronym in the second paragraph and at the start of '''Military Ranking''', it is a specific Uncyclopedian quoting himself. This fanboy cheerleading has no purpose except to guide readers to the external website given at the end. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:10,13:12 22-Sep-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Photo-less article's theme is dog turds, then the article itself, bickering with itself. I presume that, in 2007, the Rabbi was still amused at being an author and not so experienced as to do it right. Includes memes (Dubya? WMD?) and nonsense numbers. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:04 7-Apr-14</small>
#{{Delete}} No redeeming features and an annoying p in the title. --[[User:Sog1970|Sog1970]] ([[User talk:Sog1970|talk]]) 13:11, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
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#Rabbi Techno's original seems fine, and held my interest enough to actually read the whole thing. Could use work and pictures though. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:23 7-4-14
 
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#{{Delete}} Un-encyclopedic and random. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:49, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Another in-joke that ought be in someone's userspace. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 12:34, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} A stub with a surprisingly long history. Melds the Nazi meme with the GAY meme. Worthless. No comedy payback for the choice to write in the first person. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:37 22-Sep-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Atrocious. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 12:41, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Although the picture is quite fetching. --[[User:Sog1970|Sog1970]] ([[User talk:Sog1970|talk]]) 12:52, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
 
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*A Welsh version of the Belgian (''et al.'') Congo could be fun if written by someone who knew something about Wales (other than its native translation) and about Africa. I've cleared up the worst here but it still lacks a reason to exist. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:11 7-Apr-14</small>
 
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== [[19 Kids and Counting]] (redirect at [[The Duggar Family]]) ==
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#{{Delete}} Random. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:50, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Do something with it, other than this randomness loosely bound to "Georg Dobbeyer Büch" (sadly, only a piped link to the usual Bush article). {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:14 7-Apr-14</small>
 
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#{{Keep}} Keepable now. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:58 21-Sep-13</small>
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#The original isn't horribly bad. Or it can be deleted and redirected to [[Homophone]], the article that almost turned me gay. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:25 7-4-14
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#{{Delete}} Poor article from 2008 that has been bad and offending since then. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 22:36, September 16, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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*I've renamed this article to align with the actual name of the TV show and its Wikipedia article, and will edit it to make clear that the Duggars are not specific, non-celebrity individuals being cyberbullied (for which I briefly banned Anon). It is a cruft magnet, as the TV show is about a Christian family with a disdain for birth control. Anyone with a beef about breeders, Christians, and toothless hillbillies, will pile on. At the moment, the article has no comedy strategy except ridiculing the Duggar Family, and by extension any family that shares their values, and calling them sluts. This could be remedied. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:58 16-Sep-13</small>
 
*I rewrote the "Before kids" section so that it aligns more closely with the Wikipedia article, and I think it works better. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 01:37, September 21, 2013 (UTC)
 
*:Yikes! hope that isn't autobiographical! Also, the table of the 19 kids is serving the exact function that listcruft usually does: As an Anon magnet to tell the same joke again. Is there a better approach here? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:58 21-Sep-13</small>
 
*::No, I never married or had kids, and my conversion experience was much earlier in life (and not at a service), so it's not autobiographical. As to the table, a better approach would be to have a section about each one of the kids, with a corresponding paragraph (similar to the one I deleted about the oldest because it failed hard), but I am not familiar enough with the show or the kids to do so myself. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 15:56, September 21, 2013 (UTC)
 
*:Me neither, having temporarily concluded (see above) that this was Anon thinking his neighbors the Duggars needed ridiculing on Uncyclopedia. Your suggestion would solve the table's problem, if anyone out there can undertake it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:14 21-Sep-13</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete}} This page has been on the site since 2006. It is the essence of chav-cruft and used to contain a section inviting future editors to document individual chavs. Editorializing in the page title and the title's unusual spelling (which no random reader is ever going to type) is because its sole purpose has always been to document, and to guide Uncyclopedia readers to, a specific blog in the <code>.uk</code> domain (references now removed). It is not original comedy writing. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:49 16-Sep-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Un-encyclopedic and not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:51, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Bang and the article is gone! {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 18:31, September 16, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} If Tom Cruise were actually notorious for farting, then the article would have a comedy strategy. As is, it is just author's joy of writing fart jokes to strangers. The Fast Fart Transform could be the seed of a theme, but author doesn't take it anywhere — except "into the rectum." See above. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:58 7-Apr-14</small>
#{{Delete}} Absolute wank. {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 10:00, September 20, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} I don't think this article is funny. Voted. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 02:13, September 21, 2013 (UTC)
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== [[Fuck Me]] ==
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#Keep. I just voted to save this good article deja vu style. Will take out the one quote too many. [[user:Aleister|ALeIsTeR]] 15-9-'13
 
#:You didn't. I just have (removed Wilde #2 and "Some redneck guy"). It doesn't change a thing. Deleting Section 4 (the listcruft) wouldn't help either. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:59 15-Sep-13</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Awful. Not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 12:35, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Just a mix of [[A wizard did it]] and [[That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada]] without any additional value from the author's part. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 16:42, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} The point of this page is the glee of swearing to strangers. When it documents the many uses of the word "fuck," it's informative and not funny. When it dabbles in history, it's babbling and not funny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:48 15-Sep-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} You nominated while I was not looking - how ingenious. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 16:45, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Exterminate}} Awful. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 23:54, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Insert gratuitous link to Tvtropes article on Screw Yourself. --{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig3}} 17:04, September 16, 2013 (UTC)(Curse you abusefilter17 D:)
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#{{Delete}} {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>09:48 9-Apr-14</small>
#{{Delete}} The article is funny from time to time. But you can see how the author struggles with himself in order to write comedy and not a pornographic novel. At some moments, you can actually see a border between the two. P.S. I did not understand why the "the whore I am" picture violated Wikia terms of use. But, anyway, we won't need this image anymore, of the article gets deleted. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 07:38, September 17, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} This is just unoriginal, and completely unfunny. {{User:Nick123/sig}} 16:00, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
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== [[Rucka Rucka Ali]] ==
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#{{Keep}} A real article, about [[WP:Rucka Rucka Ali|a real "comedian"]], with a real comedy strategy: Misstate the source material. Ali does not seem like a good comedian, mostly specializing in racial stereotypes; and this article isn't the best ever, mostly replacing the truth about Ali with the exact opposite without using the change to make a clever point, but it is trying to do what we try to do. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:18 15-Sep-13</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} Bad article, and I don't see any thing that funny in this article. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 19:45, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} I couldn't find this funny. Also, sorry for putting the twentieth nomination here. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 18:16, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>09:51 9-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Target down. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 12:59, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} [[Stephen Hawking ran over my cat|Almost plagiarism]]. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 18:53, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} No almost about it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:57 11-Apr-14</small>
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#Kip didn't even format it right, he should know better. Only the best formatting for My Sojourn! [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:07 11-4-14
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#{{Delete}} The person didn't even bother to format the article right... {{User:Nick123/sig}} 16:02, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} A gamer provides his view of the band. To-wit: "a merry group of fags, who one day decided to record the sound of there own love making." If you jump in despite that Intro, the first section tells a joke with excessive recursion. It is nothing but toilet humor thereafter, and that's after I deleted a listing of band members and the usual Discography. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:48 14-Sep-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} I was sorting out [[Unquotable]] when I came across this article. I don't think we should catalogue all the crap quotes too. Not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 17:09, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Awful. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 06:25, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Every stupid thing Anon has typed into an article is not worth warehousing, less still assembling into monument by way of ranting about their stupidity. "Random unfunny quotes" are unfunny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:15 12-Apr-14</small>
#{{Easy Button}} Terrible article first made in 2005, during the very early days of Uncyclopedia. It had improved some more, then someone added pictures and more other stuff. Then, someone decided to blank part of it, and it still remained a very poor and unfunny article for years. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 13:13, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
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#randomly banning and deleting [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 12:28 13-4-14
#:If you have found a version in the page history that you think is better, you are welcome to substitute it (and reattach {{Tl|VFD}}) and we'll vote on that. In fact, the nominator is supposed to do that. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:18 14-Sep-13</small>
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#{{Delete|Ah, terrible}} {{User:Anton199/sig}} 10:43, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#Someone put in a large amount of time over several days, and then came back to edit it quite awhile later, and likely learned a lot here during this process. But I'm voting to keep the page since I don't think it's enough to huff. Maybe the author just needs a note on his talk page to go back and polish it and/or ask for assistance. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 19:00 in these parts
 
 
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#{{Delete}} I am not convinced that Anon today at [[Talk:Perrin Aybara]] ("This is the best thing to ever hit internet!") is not just a random spambot, but he has found a cache of babble, Randumbo, and listcruft. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:23 5-Sep-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} I am glad the author enjoyed his sojourn to a soda machine, but what's funny about it? {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:08, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} God, this is awful. {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 18:55, September 9, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Anton's My Sojourn project is well into double digits, and this one doesn't make the cut. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:24 14-Apr-14</small>
#{{Delete}} The quotes are bad and once they are removed it leaves nothing. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 16:46, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
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#I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 12:05 14-4-14
#{{Delete}} It is very old and I don't think the author will ever want to come back. But we can still notify him. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 09:18, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 13:13, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Easy Button}} Not funny. It is somewhat possible that someone can salvage this. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 20:30, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Uh, what? How is that supposed to be funny? And why the fuck are there so many of these anyway?! {{User:Nick123/sig}} 15:57, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Courage! Not many of them left! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:35, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#My Sojourn to delete this specific My Sojourn page. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 12:03 14-4-14
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#{{Delete}} Pile it on the bonfire and it will be hotter. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:24 14-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Let's turn this bonfire into a barbecue and have some sausages! {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 18:07, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} I'll help you out delete this thing a bit quicker. {{User:Nick123/sig}} 15:58, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} This listy little article has only one joke: that a frankfurter is essentially a [[penis]], something it was delightful for the young author to type but won't take the reader anywhere he has not already gone in his mind. Redirecting this to [[Dogshit sandwich]] would kill two birds with one stone. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:56 2-Sep-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Agreed. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 16:38, September 2, 2013 (UTC)
 
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*{{Comment}} I am planning to make an improvement to this article in my userspace and removing the lower organ jokes and other stupid stuff. And this would probably be the case. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 20:55, September 11, 2013 (UTC)
 
*:Your "plan" seems to have halted voting on this page. Please take a copy of it now (or ask me for a copy after it gets deleted). Deletion will not bar you or anyone from writing a replacement page. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:15 14-Sep-13</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete}} A main page that tries to be exactly the opposite of our main page. It's not very funny or even consistent in what it does ("Vote for featured image" instead of "Vote for the image with the worst quality", for example). {{User:Anton199/sig}} 12:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Lame attempts at humor through rote translation of our main pages should use Babel instead. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:23 14-Apr-14</small>
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edit Stupidity Syndrome H T D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 297 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Currently a moron magnet; and in general, neither funny, useful, or relevant to anything. Spıke ¬ 13:01 7-Apr-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:04, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ace was there.                               Puppy's talk page12:12 pm 12 Apr 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some pieces are good, but all in all - restart. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:47, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Empire State Building H D

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 290 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random and not funny. Could do with a re-write but I'm not prepared to do one.

Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:35, April 7, 2014 (UTC)

  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. From Godzilla to Christo, the five paragraphs here are name-dropping, not a complete article with a comedy theme. Typos galore. Spıke ¬ 23:13 7-Apr-14
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  1. I did a prune job and it seem alright now. Lots of stupid removed, the remaining stupid at least gives a structure to build on. Aleister 19:54 7-4-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. For a Brit NH looks very close to NY on a map so perhaps you wouldn't mind filling in a few bits and correcting typos here and there Spike. If not then never mind but it's keepable. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:35, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Thanks Al, I'll leave my vote on VFD for at least a day so that people see and then they can add to it. Then I'll withdraw the nom. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:57, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
    ...280 hours later...Yep I think it'll pass on the clean up. It's a stub but pokes fun at the building not being tallest in the World anymore. Unfortunately I won't be in a position to expand it. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:35, April 19, 2014 (UTC)

edit Wasp H D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 290 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. "War with the Hornet(1500-2009) (The only section worth reading in this shitty article)" sums it up nicely. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:44, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Photo-less article's theme is dog turds, then the article itself, bickering with itself. I presume that, in 2007, the Rabbi was still amused at being an author and not so experienced as to do it right. Includes memes (Dubya? WMD?) and nonsense numbers. Spıke ¬ 23:04 7-Apr-14
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  1. Rabbi Techno's original seems fine, and held my interest enough to actually read the whole thing. Could use work and pictures though. Aleister 20:23 7-4-14
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edit Welsh Congo H D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 290 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-encyclopedic and random. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:49, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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  • A Welsh version of the Belgian (et al.) Congo could be fun if written by someone who knew something about Wales (other than its native translation) and about Africa. I've cleared up the worst here but it still lacks a reason to exist. Spıke ¬ 23:11 7-Apr-14

edit Alexander Graham Bell H T D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 290 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:50, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Do something with it, other than this randomness loosely bound to "Georg Dobbeyer Büch" (sadly, only a piped link to the usual Bush article). Spıke ¬ 23:14 7-Apr-14
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  1. The original isn't horribly bad. Or it can be deleted and redirected to Homophone, the article that almost turned me gay. Aleister 20:25 7-4-14
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edit Fart filter H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 290 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-encyclopedic and not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:51, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. If Tom Cruise were actually notorious for farting, then the article would have a comedy strategy. As is, it is just author's joy of writing fart jokes to strangers. The Fast Fart Transform could be the seed of a theme, but author doesn't take it anywhere — except "into the rectum." See above. Spıke ¬ 22:58 7-Apr-14
  3. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:07, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That time a wizard did it during my sojourn in Canada H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 269 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just a mix of A wizard did it and That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada without any additional value from the author's part. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:42, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. You nominated while I was not looking - how ingenious. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:45, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  3. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 09:48 9-Apr-14
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is just unoriginal, and completely unfunny. Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 16:00, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That time I was nearly raped by the power rangers during my sojourn to the 90's H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 268 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I couldn't find this funny. Also, sorry for putting the twentieth nomination here. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:16, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 09:51 9-Apr-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Target down. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:59, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That time Stephen Hawking ran over my cat during my sojourn in Oxford H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 195 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Almost plagiarism. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:53, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. No almost about it. Spıke ¬ 18:57 11-Apr-14
  3. Kip didn't even format it right, he should know better. Only the best formatting for My Sojourn! Aleister 20:07 11-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:03, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. The person didn't even bother to format the article right... Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 16:02, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Unquotable:Random unfunny quotes H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 173 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I was sorting out Unquotable when I came across this article. I don't think we should catalogue all the crap quotes too. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:09, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Every stupid thing Anon has typed into an article is not worth warehousing, less still assembling into monument by way of ranting about their stupidity. "Random unfunny quotes" are unfunny. Spıke ¬ 21:15 12-Apr-14
  3. randomly banning and deleting Aleister 12:28 13-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Ah, terrible Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:43, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That time I wasn't raped by anything during my sojourn to a soda machine H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 131 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I am glad the author enjoyed his sojourn to a soda machine, but what's funny about it? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:08, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton's My Sojourn project is well into double digits, and this one doesn't make the cut. Spıke ¬ 11:24 14-Apr-14
  3. I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky. Aleister 12:05 14-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:13, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Uh, what? How is that supposed to be funny? And why the fuck are there so many of these anyway?! Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 15:57, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That time I didn't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation during my sojourn in Panera H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 130 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Courage! Not many of them left! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:35, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. My Sojourn to delete this specific My Sojourn page. Aleister 12:03 14-4-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pile it on the bonfire and it will be hotter. Spıke ¬ 12:24 14-Apr-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Let's turn this bonfire into a barbecue and have some sausages! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:07, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. I'll help you out delete this thing a bit quicker. Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 15:58, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Alternate universe H T D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 130 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A main page that tries to be exactly the opposite of our main page. It's not very funny or even consistent in what it does ("Vote for featured image" instead of "Vote for the image with the worst quality", for example). Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lame attempts at humor through rote translation of our main pages should use Babel instead. Spıke ¬ 12:23 14-Apr-14
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I like it. Simple and effective. For someone like me before I joined Uncyc this kind of page just made me laugh because it just ridicules the idea of an encyclopedia such as wikipedia. Only on Uncyclopedia can you get this. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:52, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
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