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#{{Delete}} You see, the reader who knows the expression "Blue Screen of Death" will naturally type "Red Screen of Death" to see if we happen to have such an article. And will encounter Sandbox-quality drivel. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:56 17-Jan-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} {{User:Anton199/sig}} 17:35, January 23, 2015 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Denza and I watched Anon blank sections and we discussed this ambiguously. I claim this is not an essential article of an encyclopedia but an effort by gamers to document and inform, not to amuse, even though there is some token wackiness thrown in. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:50 17-Jun-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} It's that time of year; let's try again. '''No original humor''' anywhere, just a catalog of already-funny things that other people say elsewhere. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:47 20-Jan-15</small>
#{{Delete}}Per above. But some things are okay, so I may create a userspace bit for some of the content for later user. --{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig2}} 02:01, June 18, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Painfully long list and not funny. [[User:Adamwashere|Adamwashere]] ([[User talk:Adamwashere|talk]]) 03:04, January 21, 2015 (UTC)Adamwashere
|comments=*After glancing at the page for a minute I thought that it had a nice concept and that the list form couldn't be avoided. I won't decide to vote keep until I have read it however I do not see much wrong with it. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 06:30, June 18, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Obliterate}} Which is my preferred term over nuke for quotes and lists. [[User:Ye Blacke Adder|Ye Blacke Adder]] ([[User talk:Ye Blacke Adder|talk]]) 14:58, January 21, 2015 (UTC)
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== [[Spaghetti]] ==
 
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#{{Delete}} A wasteland of lists and of nonsense numbers, stopping briefly to rant about the victuals served at the SJHSM cafeteria. I bring this here hoping that one of Uncyclopedia's gourmands will step forward and save it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:57 16-Jun-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Perhaps someone could make a How To: Cook Spahgetti. Right now there isn't much of an article, but lots of list. Needs (completely) rewritten or deleted in my opinion. --[[User:Uncycloperson|Uncycloperson]] ([[User talk:Uncycloperson|talk]]) 03:47, June 16, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Too listy, I thought that there would be much more humor on spaghetti. --{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig2}} 04:11, June 16, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Who knew it took 69.696969696969696969696969696961 whole seconds to marinate bagels? {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 18:34, June 20, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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*Looks like it has been posted in from elsewhere. Best person to ask is user {{u|RAF Packington}} --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 14:40, January 21, 2015 (UTC)
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*:And what would I ask him? I stipulate that these are witty things that airmen say, and still think the article should go. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:57 21-Jan-15</small>
 
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#{{Keep}} To be clear, Sheffield has 6 Members of Parliament, including deputy prime minister Nick Clegg but not including Nigel Farage. Using Farage as a meme is inexplicable but might be an attempt at a running joke, and doesn't by itself disqualify the article. Topical humor is better than random humor; but the question is not whether this is the best anyone can do but whether it is truly awful. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:26 15-Jun-13</small>
 
#{{Keep}} IT needs a bit of care and attention, nothing more. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 06:19, June 18, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Unfunny article. Heavily references politician Nigel Farage despite no visible links between him and the city, and contains little in the way of humour related to the place itself. Certainly no better than the numerous deleted incarnations of the page that have preceded it. -- {{User:Rabies Turtle/sig}} 23:27, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
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== [[Adventure Quest]] ==
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#{{Keep}} I actually thought this was alright, possibly in the territory of one of our other tags but certainly not in the dark and sticky realms of VFD. --{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 06:46, June 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Not funny. Pretty true. Makes me fall asleep.--[[User:Uncycloperson|Uncycloperson]] ([[User talk:Uncycloperson|talk]]) 20:23, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|Not notable.}} An article about a play written and performed at a certain high school, on the site since 2005. Being updated as the same high school plans to perform it again. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:32 26-Jan-15</small>
#{{Delete}} The author of this article was trying to be funny, but is trying harder to evangelize than amuse. The humor is along the lines of, "Everybody look at how wacky we gamers are!" {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:07 11-Jun-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Local playcruft? --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 14:52, January 26, 2015 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Might as well get rid of it. {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 21:26, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
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*Nominator got this in before Simsie slapped the {{Tl|Fix}} on the article. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:07 11-Jun-13</small>
 
*{{Abstain}}Hmm, I think this is another salvageable article, like [[spam]], so if it is okay, I could move it to my userspace, and work on it a bit. As much as I dislike Adventure Quest, this is a perfectly valid article topic, but the writing needs work. --{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig2}} 18:18, June 12, 2013 (UTC)
 
*:As this vote is not a slam-dunk, for now copy the code to a page in your userspace if you like. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:52 19-Jun-13</small>
 
*If you can fix it, do it, but on the main wiki it does not belong. Quite boring until fixed.--[[User:Uncycloperson|Uncycloperson]] ([[User talk:Uncycloperson|talk]]) 00:06, June 13, 2013 (UTC)
 
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== [[Checkpoint Charlie]] ==
 
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#{{Keep}} I sort of quite liked the concept, mainly that German is the last, and smallest, of the languages. I accept it's likely to be a target for vandals, but if there were some way of forcing people looking for Berlin to go through the page it'd be quite good. {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 23:06, June 10, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep}} I see where the Reverend's coming from it is an intended spoof of the sign and in my mind it works. Perhaps more paragraphs could be added like the history of the sign but at the moment it stands as one of those non-encyclopedic ones that can be accepted because as they are funny. Perhaps it some of the languages the words could actually read phrases that are stereotypical of that country's way of speaking or are that country's stereotype of Americans. For example as a joke add a British English language translation and an Aussie one. The joke works for people who know what Checkpoint Charlie is and a helpful wikipedia template has been provided by author. I do not think the picture is needed but instead a photoshopped version in which the writing on the page is put onto with the picture filling up the page. I will attempt to rewrite how I think the article could look better in my user space however for the moment it is funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 10:00, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
 
#:I have begun working on a potential replacement (if wanted/necessary) [[User:ScottPat/Checkpoint Charlie|here]]. Any comments on my talk page or the talk page of that article or below would be appreciated. Thanks. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 10:35, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} It seems that, at one time, to reach the Uncyclopedia article [[Berlin]], you had to pass through [[Checkpoint Charlie]]. This is no longer true. (There is no Checkpoint Charlie any more, nor East Berlin, nor [[East Berlin]]). All that is left is the same phrase translated into various languages including Cherokee. If there is clandestine humor, English speakers will never know. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:13 10-Jun-13</small>
 
 
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edit Red Screen of Death H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. You see, the reader who knows the expression "Blue Screen of Death" will naturally type "Red Screen of Death" to see if we happen to have such an article. And will encounter Sandbox-quality drivel. Spıke Ѧ 01:56 17-Jan-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:35, January 23, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Air Force Slang H T D Survivor

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's that time of year; let's try again. No original humor anywhere, just a catalog of already-funny things that other people say elsewhere. Spıke Ѧ 22:47 20-Jan-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Painfully long list and not funny. Adamwashere (talk) 03:04, January 21, 2015 (UTC)Adamwashere
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Which is my preferred term over nuke for quotes and lists. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 14:58, January 21, 2015 (UTC)
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  • Looks like it has been posted in from elsewhere. Best person to ask is user RAF Packington --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:40, January 21, 2015 (UTC)
    And what would I ask him? I stipulate that these are witty things that airmen say, and still think the article should go. Spıke Ѧ 14:57 21-Jan-15

edit Puck's Potion H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Not notable. An article about a play written and performed at a certain high school, on the site since 2005. Being updated as the same high school plans to perform it again. Spıke Ѧ 01:32 26-Jan-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Local playcruft? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:52, January 26, 2015 (UTC)
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