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#{{Delete}}--{{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 16:59, June 19, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Written by {{U|Saberwolf116}}, presumably before he learned how to code illustrations; Creation Summary: ''A silly, stupid idea I had. Watch the show; it makes sense.'' I cannot, it does not, it isn't funny, and it isn't clever. Tell jokes, not riddles. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:21 19-Jun-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} I doubt the show is still airing, if it ever was, in my part of the country. If I knew something about the show I might find this amusing, but as it is, it needs to go. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 19:46, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} No comments--{{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 21:07, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} The concept is worthwhile, though doesn't get beyond "pages that look like the things they are about." The body is executed with no skill at all, even at typing in English. This would be easy for someone to do well. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:15 23-Jun-14</small>
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#{{Delete|Replace}}. If anyone would like to take on the task, that is. With an actual ''article'' on quizzes, not a quiz. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 20:54, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
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# I made some modifications, and hope it has improved enough. Yes, I made up a word, and some better answers to the questions. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 20:34, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Only one joke, and not a very good one (a page that is self promotion). {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:07, June 24, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} As this piece of vanity has been on the site since 2007, I'll suppress the notion to just huff it administratively. "Look at me, I'm breaking the rule" against planting links to userspace in the encyclopedia. An article on Self Promotion (should be "Self-promotion") that self-promotes is not a joke but a conundrum, and it has nothing else going for it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:18 24-Jun-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Self abuse. Go. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 07:00, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Don't have time to re-write it. Maybe at a much later date as a new article. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 08:26, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep|Keep (Formaly Delete)}} Now that it is rewritten {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 19:57, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
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#:It isn't. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 08:26, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#::Well it's better than the old one {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 10:38, July 10, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} Now that is indeed a joke and not real self-promotion, it may be salvaged. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 22:30, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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*I don't know if it's possible, but is there a way to replace all the links to the reader's userpage instead of the author's? You know, if there is some sort of Template:Username link that would work that way (so that is a joke instead of actual self-promotion)? [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 12:12, June 26, 2014 (UTC)
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:*Possible. [[Special:Mypage|Look!]] However, another problem is that it is one of the main jokes, and the content itself is pretty weak. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 15:20, June 26, 2014 (UTC)
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*Attempting a re-write. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:22, June 28, 2014 (UTC)
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*I'm going to replace the links with Special:Mypage, since I for one really don't give a shit about who User:Dantoller may be. Perhaps we could have one section dedicated to this joke so that it doesn't go stale? [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 20:40, July 1, 2014 (UTC)
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*ScottPat replaced the links with links to a FA collaboration of his (and mine); while that is self-promotion, it's hardly clear to the reader. The article is more cryptic than before. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:29 5-Jul-14</small>
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*:I didn't just replace links. I attempted to write the article as a sport (it isn't finished only intro done). Looking back the Cotswold Olimpicks thing was overdoing the secondary theme of self promotion but it was more aimed at the appearance of the Olimpicks advertising itself on an encyclopedia instead of me, the author advertising myself, a joke that no one but Spike and I could have got. It hasn't been finished though and probably deserves deletion as I have very little time to finish it. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 08:26, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Ranty. The Intro never gets far away from serious criticism of the subject as extreme, about which, see my recommendations in [[CoW#Extremists]]. It is followed by a list of party positions, combining exaggeration and randomness, and a list of members: mostly randomness. Canada's Conservatives are only slightly less worthy of mocking than its Liberals; simply be a little clever about it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:48 28-Jun-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 13:31, June 28, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} I'm no expert on Canada, but I'm ''pretty'' sure they don't have the death penalty, they're higher on the Freedom Index than the US (which is pretty high) and this is another one of those anti-conservatives that doesn't actually have a clue why he hates conservatives, he just does, especially because there's nothing in here that criticises the party, it's just insults. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 14:03, June 28, 2014 (UTC)
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#:The question is not whether the country has the death penalty but whether the Conservatives want one. Inaccuracy is not a reason to VFD an article, but your later comments are more on-the-mark. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:14 28-Jun-14</small>
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#::I don't mean accuracy, I mean making up facts. As the HTBFANJS puts it, basically instead of warping the truth into something funny, they just apply random statements with no background that are made-up. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 17:55, June 28, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Denza and I watched Anon blank sections and we discussed this ambiguously. I claim this is not an essential article of an encyclopedia but an effort by gamers to document and inform, not to amuse, even though there is some token wackiness thrown in. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:50 17-Jun-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}}Per above. But some things are okay, so I may create a userspace bit for some of the content for later user. --{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig2}} 02:01, June 18, 2013 (UTC)
 
|comments=*After glancing at the page for a minute I thought that it had a nice concept and that the list form couldn't be avoided. I won't decide to vote keep until I have read it however I do not see much wrong with it. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 06:30, June 18, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Cryptic. Ancient navelism. Meme-cruft. Unfunny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:24 2-Jul-14</small>
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#I only saw the pictures and that is enough for me to say {{Delete}} {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 19:53, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Made up stuff regards an obscure website. COI Navelism. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 17:28, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} A wasteland of lists and of nonsense numbers, stopping briefly to rant about the victuals served at the SJHSM cafeteria. I bring this here hoping that one of Uncyclopedia's gourmands will step forward and save it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:57 16-Jun-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Perhaps someone could make a How To: Cook Spahgetti. Right now there isn't much of an article, but lots of list. Needs (completely) rewritten or deleted in my opinion. --[[User:Uncycloperson|Uncycloperson]] ([[User talk:Uncycloperson|talk]]) 03:47, June 16, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Too listy, I thought that there would be much more humor on spaghetti. --{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig2}} 04:11, June 16, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Who knew it took 69.696969696969696969696969696961 whole seconds to marinate bagels? {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 18:34, June 20, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Keep}} To be clear, Sheffield has 6 Members of Parliament, including deputy prime minister Nick Clegg but not including Nigel Farage. Using Farage as a meme is inexplicable but might be an attempt at a running joke, and doesn't by itself disqualify the article. Topical humor is better than random humor; but the question is not whether this is the best anyone can do but whether it is truly awful. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:26 15-Jun-13</small>
 
#{{Keep}} IT needs a bit of care and attention, nothing more. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 06:19, June 18, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Unfunny article. Heavily references politician Nigel Farage despite no visible links between him and the city, and contains little in the way of humour related to the place itself. Certainly no better than the numerous deleted incarnations of the page that have preceded it. -- {{User:Rabies Turtle/sig}} 23:27, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|Pacmen's Republic of Hong Kong is on 9th anniversary period!}} All the humor is Lost In Translation in this article transliterated from the Chinese. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:29 4-Jul-14</small>
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# {{Delete}} this is the world's cheapest google translate {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 10:12, July 5, 2014 (UTC)
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# {{Delete}} I don't think it was that funny in the original language. Now it looks like a hideous page pile up! --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 17:35, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} I actually thought this was alright, possibly in the territory of one of our other tags but certainly not in the dark and sticky realms of VFD. --{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 06:46, June 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Not funny. Pretty true. Makes me fall asleep.--[[User:Uncycloperson|Uncycloperson]] ([[User talk:Uncycloperson|talk]]) 20:23, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} This list-heavy article takes Anal Rape Humor a tiny bit in mostly a single direction, that Greeks are gay. New Uncyclopedian {{U|Ye Blacke Adder}}'s new section is more of the same. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:03 7-Jul-14</small>
#{{Delete}} The author of this article was trying to be funny, but is trying harder to evangelize than amuse. The humor is along the lines of, "Everybody look at how wacky we gamers are!" {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:07 11-Jun-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} This can go. --{{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 20:09, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Might as well get rid of it. {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 21:26, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} As above {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 19:45, July 8, 2014 (UTC)
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*Nominator got this in before Simsie slapped the {{Tl|Fix}} on the article. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:07 11-Jun-13</small>
 
*{{Abstain}}Hmm, I think this is another salvageable article, like [[spam]], so if it is okay, I could move it to my userspace, and work on it a bit. As much as I dislike Adventure Quest, this is a perfectly valid article topic, but the writing needs work. --{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig2}} 18:18, June 12, 2013 (UTC)
 
*:As this vote is not a slam-dunk, for now copy the code to a page in your userspace if you like. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:52 19-Jun-13</small>
 
*If you can fix it, do it, but on the main wiki it does not belong. Quite boring until fixed.--[[User:Uncycloperson|Uncycloperson]] ([[User talk:Uncycloperson|talk]]) 00:06, June 13, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Keep}} I sort of quite liked the concept, mainly that German is the last, and smallest, of the languages. I accept it's likely to be a target for vandals, but if there were some way of forcing people looking for Berlin to go through the page it'd be quite good. {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 23:06, June 10, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep}} I see where the Reverend's coming from it is an intended spoof of the sign and in my mind it works. Perhaps more paragraphs could be added like the history of the sign but at the moment it stands as one of those non-encyclopedic ones that can be accepted because as they are funny. Perhaps it some of the languages the words could actually read phrases that are stereotypical of that country's way of speaking or are that country's stereotype of Americans. For example as a joke add a British English language translation and an Aussie one. The joke works for people who know what Checkpoint Charlie is and a helpful wikipedia template has been provided by author. I do not think the picture is needed but instead a photoshopped version in which the writing on the page is put onto with the picture filling up the page. I will attempt to rewrite how I think the article could look better in my user space however for the moment it is funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 10:00, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
 
#:I have begun working on a potential replacement (if wanted/necessary) [[User:ScottPat/Checkpoint Charlie|here]]. Any comments on my talk page or the talk page of that article or below would be appreciated. Thanks. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 10:35, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} It seems that, at one time, to reach the Uncyclopedia article [[Berlin]], you had to pass through [[Checkpoint Charlie]]. This is no longer true. (There is no Checkpoint Charlie any more, nor East Berlin, nor [[East Berlin]]). All that is left is the same phrase translated into various languages including Cherokee. If there is clandestine humor, English speakers will never know. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:13 10-Jun-13</small>
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#I am determined and have made my decision. No matter how much edits are made, No matter how old it is, this article has no place in the wiki. I have my reasons. There is no such thing as Super Smash Sises. Brawl, and there is no actual fanmade game with the same title to be seen, whilst the beginning of the article has fake history and information, as Uncyclopedia encourages, There is no comedy to be seen and is mainly just sexual cartoon fantasies and "useful" guides on how to play this "game", Yes, sexual innuendos are common on Uncyclopedia, but they are usually accompanied by comedy, I read the article twice, I coudn't find anything funny. I strongly suggest it is worth being on VFD. [[User:HoratioMan64|HoratioMan64]] ([[User talk:HoratioMan64|talk]]) 19:52, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
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#:Indeed there is no such thing; "Smash Sises." is a take-off of "Smash Bros." with a nod to Equality of the Sexes But, as I always say, a pun as a page title means that the reader has to guess the punch line before he can read the joke. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:36 9-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} In addition to the above problem, a great deal of the humor is lolicon (simulated child porn) and sexual violence. Much more fun for the typist than for the reader. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:36 9-Jul-14</small>
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#{{WTF}} {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 10:35, July 10, 2014 (UTC)
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#Mate, your deletion comment goes in the "delete" box, not the "comments" box. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 20:34, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}}Normally, an article on a musician would have something written about said musician. This is a picture of a monkey with a gun. I checked the page history, and somehow this has existed since August 2011 in this exact form. Yikes. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 23:36, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
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#'''Delete''' Although this is a largely well written article, I question whether it has a place on Uncyclopedia. I've only ever heard of him through ED and then subsequently finding this article here. This person is not a famous person. They may be internet famous (for all the wrong reasons), but if you walked up to people on the street, nobody would have heard of this man. So yeah, [[UN:CM]] and [[UN:CB]] make me think we shouldn't have this article. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 12:20, July 10, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete.--TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 16:59, June 19, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Written by Saberwolf116, presumably before he learned how to code illustrations; Creation Summary: A silly, stupid idea I had. Watch the show; it makes sense. I cannot, it does not, it isn't funny, and it isn't clever. Tell jokes, not riddles. Spıke ¬ 17:21 19-Jun-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I doubt the show is still airing, if it ever was, in my part of the country. If I knew something about the show I might find this amusing, but as it is, it needs to go. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:46, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. No comments--TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 21:07, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The concept is worthwhile, though doesn't get beyond "pages that look like the things they are about." The body is executed with no skill at all, even at typing in English. This would be easy for someone to do well. Spıke ¬ 11:15 23-Jun-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Replace. If anyone would like to take on the task, that is. With an actual article on quizzes, not a quiz. ConCass2 (talk) 20:54, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. I made some modifications, and hope it has improved enough. Yes, I made up a word, and some better answers to the questions. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:34, July 7, 2014 (UTC)

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Only one joke, and not a very good one (a page that is self promotion). Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:07, June 24, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. As this piece of vanity has been on the site since 2007, I'll suppress the notion to just huff it administratively. "Look at me, I'm breaking the rule" against planting links to userspace in the encyclopedia. An article on Self Promotion (should be "Self-promotion") that self-promotes is not a joke but a conundrum, and it has nothing else going for it. Spıke ¬ 11:18 24-Jun-14
    Symbol delete vote Delete.--TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 16:51, June 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Self abuse. Go. -- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:00, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Don't have time to re-write it. Maybe at a much later date as a new article. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:26, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep (Formaly Delete) Now that it is rewritten TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:57, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
    It isn't. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:26, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
    Well it's better than the old one TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:38, July 10, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Now that is indeed a joke and not real self-promotion, it may be salvaged. ConCass2 (talk) 22:30, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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  • I don't know if it's possible, but is there a way to replace all the links to the reader's userpage instead of the author's? You know, if there is some sort of Template:Username link that would work that way (so that is a joke instead of actual self-promotion)? ConCass2 (talk) 12:12, June 26, 2014 (UTC)
  • Possible. Look! However, another problem is that it is one of the main jokes, and the content itself is pretty weak. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:20, June 26, 2014 (UTC)
  • Attempting a re-write. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:22, June 28, 2014 (UTC)
  • I'm going to replace the links with Special:Mypage, since I for one really don't give a shit about who User:Dantoller may be. Perhaps we could have one section dedicated to this joke so that it doesn't go stale? ConCass2 (talk) 20:40, July 1, 2014 (UTC)
  • ScottPat replaced the links with links to a FA collaboration of his (and mine); while that is self-promotion, it's hardly clear to the reader. The article is more cryptic than before. Spıke ¬ 10:29 5-Jul-14
    I didn't just replace links. I attempted to write the article as a sport (it isn't finished only intro done). Looking back the Cotswold Olimpicks thing was overdoing the secondary theme of self promotion but it was more aimed at the appearance of the Olimpicks advertising itself on an encyclopedia instead of me, the author advertising myself, a joke that no one but Spike and I could have got. It hasn't been finished though and probably deserves deletion as I have very little time to finish it. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:26, July 7, 2014 (UTC)

edit Conservative Party of Canada H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ranty. The Intro never gets far away from serious criticism of the subject as extreme, about which, see my recommendations in CoW#Extremists. It is followed by a list of party positions, combining exaggeration and randomness, and a list of members: mostly randomness. Canada's Conservatives are only slightly less worthy of mocking than its Liberals; simply be a little clever about it. Spıke ¬ 12:48 28-Jun-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 13:31, June 28, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm no expert on Canada, but I'm pretty sure they don't have the death penalty, they're higher on the Freedom Index than the US (which is pretty high) and this is another one of those anti-conservatives that doesn't actually have a clue why he hates conservatives, he just does, especially because there's nothing in here that criticises the party, it's just insults. ConCass2 (talk) 14:03, June 28, 2014 (UTC)
    The question is not whether the country has the death penalty but whether the Conservatives want one. Inaccuracy is not a reason to VFD an article, but your later comments are more on-the-mark. Spıke ¬ 16:14 28-Jun-14
    I don't mean accuracy, I mean making up facts. As the HTBFANJS puts it, basically instead of warping the truth into something funny, they just apply random statements with no background that are made-up. ConCass2 (talk) 17:55, June 28, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Support@abingdon.org.uk H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Cryptic. Ancient navelism. Meme-cruft. Unfunny. Spıke ¬ 13:24 2-Jul-14
  2. I only saw the pictures and that is enough for me to say Symbol delete vote Delete. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:53, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Made up stuff regards an obscure website. COI Navelism. -- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:28, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Pacmen's Republic of Hong Kong H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Pacmen's Republic of Hong Kong is on 9th anniversary period! All the humor is Lost In Translation in this article transliterated from the Chinese. Spıke ¬ 23:29 4-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. this is the world's cheapest google translate TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:12, July 5, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't think it was that funny in the original language. Now it looks like a hideous page pile up! -- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:35, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Recto-Lube: The Brand You Love H T D Survivor

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This list-heavy article takes Anal Rape Humor a tiny bit in mostly a single direction, that Greeks are gay. New Uncyclopedian Ye Blacke Adder's new section is more of the same. Spıke ¬ 18:03 7-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This can go. ---- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:09, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. As above TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:45, July 8, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Super Smash Sises. Brawl

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  1. I am determined and have made my decision. No matter how much edits are made, No matter how old it is, this article has no place in the wiki. I have my reasons. There is no such thing as Super Smash Sises. Brawl, and there is no actual fanmade game with the same title to be seen, whilst the beginning of the article has fake history and information, as Uncyclopedia encourages, There is no comedy to be seen and is mainly just sexual cartoon fantasies and "useful" guides on how to play this "game", Yes, sexual innuendos are common on Uncyclopedia, but they are usually accompanied by comedy, I read the article twice, I coudn't find anything funny. I strongly suggest it is worth being on VFD. HoratioMan64 (talk) 19:52, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
    Indeed there is no such thing; "Smash Sises." is a take-off of "Smash Bros." with a nod to Equality of the Sexes But, as I always say, a pun as a page title means that the reader has to guess the punch line before he can read the joke. Spıke ¬ 20:36 9-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. In addition to the above problem, a great deal of the humor is lolicon (simulated child porn) and sexual violence. Much more fun for the typist than for the reader. Spıke ¬ 20:36 9-Jul-14
  3. Symbol wtf vote WTF? TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:35, July 10, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Mate, your deletion comment goes in the "delete" box, not the "comments" box. ConCass2 (talk) 20:34, July 9, 2014 (UTC)

edit Zack de la Rocha H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete.Normally, an article on a musician would have something written about said musician. This is a picture of a monkey with a gun. I checked the page history, and somehow this has existed since August 2011 in this exact form. Yikes. ConCass2 (talk) 23:36, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 02:34 10-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:36, July 10, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Also, this page is protected and I can't tag it. I assume only admins can edit this, which is just slightly ill-fitting considering the quality of the page. ConCass2 (talk) 23:38, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
    Often, crappy pages are Anon magnets and an Admin finally protects the page. In this case, an Admin created the page and immediately protected it. I have applied the tag and unprotected the page. Spıke ¬ 02:34 10-Jul-14

edit Christian Weston Chandler H T D

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  1. Delete Although this is a largely well written article, I question whether it has a place on Uncyclopedia. I've only ever heard of him through ED and then subsequently finding this article here. This person is not a famous person. They may be internet famous (for all the wrong reasons), but if you walked up to people on the street, nobody would have heard of this man. So yeah, UN:CM and UN:CB make me think we shouldn't have this article. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 12:20, July 10, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Simsie and I discussed this question on the talk page, and I was satisfied with her answer. Spıke ¬ 12:25 10-Jul-14
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