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== {{VFDn|Pooper Scooper Tuesday}} ==
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#{{Delete}} Okay, so if the reader wants an article on '''Super Tuesday''' with toilet humor, all he has to do is type this, and he will find exactly that. Otherwise, no one ever will. Also: Toilet humor (and nothing else). New Uncyclopedian {{U|OfficerGrasshopper}} stumbled upon this, agreed with me that it has No Redeeming Merit, and applied {{Tl|VFD}} but seems to have been baffled by our user-friendly nominating process. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:51 21-Mar-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} The title is better than what follows. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 21:36, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
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== Deletion of bad articles on British cities and towns ==
 
See [[Forum:A big British clean-up]] for details.
 
 
== [[List of real life hacks and cheat codes‎‎]] ==
 
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#{{Delete}} Denza and I watched Anon blank sections and we discussed this ambiguously. I claim this is not an essential article of an encyclopedia but an effort by gamers to document and inform, not to amuse, even though there is some token wackiness thrown in. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:50 17-Jun-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} In 2007, Anon wrote a description of a storm that took the college radio transmitter off-line. Not funny but merely coded; the only humor is inadvertent, when he refers to the listener in the singular. {{U|MadMax}} added the categories later, which is more than it deserved. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:23 21-Mar-15</small>
#{{Delete}}Per above. But some things are okay, so I may create a userspace bit for some of the content for later user. --{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig2}} 02:01, June 18, 2013 (UTC)
 
|comments=*After glancing at the page for a minute I thought that it had a nice concept and that the list form couldn't be avoided. I won't decide to vote keep until I have read it however I do not see much wrong with it. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 06:30, June 18, 2013 (UTC)
 
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== [[Spaghetti]] ==
 
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|comments=*Not sure. It's been and gone. No one checks old news. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 15:59, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} A wasteland of lists and of nonsense numbers, stopping briefly to rant about the victuals served at the SJHSM cafeteria. I bring this here hoping that one of Uncyclopedia's gourmands will step forward and save it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:57 16-Jun-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} A poorly formatted article from 2005. Takes aim at the promising phenomenon of sending an email to unwanted recipients, swings, and misses, ending up by pranking the reader by scaring him about his own computer and trying to get him to wipe the hard drive. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:49 24-Mar-15</small>
#{{Delete}} Perhaps someone could make a How To: Cook Spahgetti. Right now there isn't much of an article, but lots of list. Needs (completely) rewritten or deleted in my opinion. --[[User:Uncycloperson|Uncycloperson]] ([[User talk:Uncycloperson|talk]]) 03:47, June 16, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{delete}} A poorly humor <s>article</s> passage.[[User:071058s]][[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:071058s]]
#{{Delete}} Too listy, I thought that there would be much more humor on spaghetti. --{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig2}} 04:11, June 16, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Ye Olde stuff that looked stale when first written in 2005. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 21:38, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Who knew it took 69.696969696969696969696969696961 whole seconds to marinate bagels? {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 18:34, June 20, 2013 (UTC)
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== [[Sheffield]] ==
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#{{Keep}} To be clear, Sheffield has 6 Members of Parliament, including deputy prime minister Nick Clegg but not including Nigel Farage. Using Farage as a meme is inexplicable but might be an attempt at a running joke, and doesn't by itself disqualify the article. Topical humor is better than random humor; but the question is not whether this is the best anyone can do but whether it is truly awful. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:26 15-Jun-13</small>
 
#{{Keep}} IT needs a bit of care and attention, nothing more. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 06:19, June 18, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Unfunny article. Heavily references politician Nigel Farage despite no visible links between him and the city, and contains little in the way of humour related to the place itself. Certainly no better than the numerous deleted incarnations of the page that have preceded it. -- {{User:Rabies Turtle/sig}} 23:27, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|Doo wut?}} Title is pidgin Spanish. Yet another portal into Zork; no humor detected. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:01 28-Mar-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} Worthy of QVFD. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 15:57, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
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== [[Adventure Quest]] ==
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#{{Keep}} I actually thought this was alright, possibly in the territory of one of our other tags but certainly not in the dark and sticky realms of VFD. --{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 06:46, June 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Not funny. Pretty true. Makes me fall asleep.--[[User:Uncycloperson|Uncycloperson]] ([[User talk:Uncycloperson|talk]]) 20:23, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Like other articles of this genre, awful. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 15:56, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} The author of this article was trying to be funny, but is trying harder to evangelize than amuse. The humor is along the lines of, "Everybody look at how wacky we gamers are!" {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:07 11-Jun-13</small>
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#{{Delete|ur pwn3d}} Awful. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:07 30-Mar-15</small>
#{{Delete}} Might as well get rid of it. {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 21:26, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
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*Nominator got this in before Simsie slapped the {{Tl|Fix}} on the article. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:07 11-Jun-13</small>
 
*{{Abstain}}Hmm, I think this is another salvageable article, like [[spam]], so if it is okay, I could move it to my userspace, and work on it a bit. As much as I dislike Adventure Quest, this is a perfectly valid article topic, but the writing needs work. --{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig2}} 18:18, June 12, 2013 (UTC)
 
*:As this vote is not a slam-dunk, for now copy the code to a page in your userspace if you like. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:52 19-Jun-13</small>
 
*If you can fix it, do it, but on the main wiki it does not belong. Quite boring until fixed.--[[User:Uncycloperson|Uncycloperson]] ([[User talk:Uncycloperson|talk]]) 00:06, June 13, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Keep}} I sort of quite liked the concept, mainly that German is the last, and smallest, of the languages. I accept it's likely to be a target for vandals, but if there were some way of forcing people looking for Berlin to go through the page it'd be quite good. {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 23:06, June 10, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep}} I see where the Reverend's coming from it is an intended spoof of the sign and in my mind it works. Perhaps more paragraphs could be added like the history of the sign but at the moment it stands as one of those non-encyclopedic ones that can be accepted because as they are funny. Perhaps it some of the languages the words could actually read phrases that are stereotypical of that country's way of speaking or are that country's stereotype of Americans. For example as a joke add a British English language translation and an Aussie one. The joke works for people who know what Checkpoint Charlie is and a helpful wikipedia template has been provided by author. I do not think the picture is needed but instead a photoshopped version in which the writing on the page is put onto with the picture filling up the page. I will attempt to rewrite how I think the article could look better in my user space however for the moment it is funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 10:00, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
 
#:I have begun working on a potential replacement (if wanted/necessary) [[User:ScottPat/Checkpoint Charlie|here]]. Any comments on my talk page or the talk page of that article or below would be appreciated. Thanks. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 10:35, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} It seems that, at one time, to reach the Uncyclopedia article [[Berlin]], you had to pass through [[Checkpoint Charlie]]. This is no longer true. (There is no Checkpoint Charlie any more, nor East Berlin, nor [[East Berlin]]). All that is left is the same phrase translated into various languages including Cherokee. If there is clandestine humor, English speakers will never know. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:13 10-Jun-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Ridicule with no cleverness, climaxing in Holocaust Humor. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:04 30-Mar-15</small>
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#{{delete}}I copy it to [[Coca-Cola]].[[User:071058s]][[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:071058s]]
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#:Reverted. The {{Tl|Merge}} tag means merge, not concatenate creating a mess. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:08 30-Mar-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} The New Coke/Coke Classic fiasco is a fine candidate for our treatment; by comparison, what is Real Coca-Cola and who would look for this page? Invents a product, tells us how vile it is, and nags the reader to avoid it. Useless. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:08 30-Mar-15</small>
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edit Pooper Scooper Tuesday H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Okay, so if the reader wants an article on Super Tuesday with toilet humor, all he has to do is type this, and he will find exactly that. Otherwise, no one ever will. Also: Toilet humor (and nothing else). New Uncyclopedian OfficerGrasshopper stumbled upon this, agreed with me that it has No Redeeming Merit, and applied {{VFD}} but seems to have been baffled by our user-friendly nominating process. Spıke Ѧ 15:51 21-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The title is better than what follows. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:36, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:59, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
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edit UnNews:WRPI Succeeds from Albany Radio Dial H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. In 2007, Anon wrote a description of a storm that took the college radio transmitter off-line. Not funny but merely coded; the only humor is inadvertent, when he refers to the listener in the singular. MadMax added the categories later, which is more than it deserved. Spıke Ѧ 23:23 21-Mar-15
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edit Reply To All H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A poorly formatted article from 2005. Takes aim at the promising phenomenon of sending an email to unwanted recipients, swings, and misses, ending up by pranking the reader by scaring him about his own computer and trying to get him to wipe the hard drive. Spıke Ѧ 11:49 24-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A poorly humor article passage.User:071058s[[1]]
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ye Olde stuff that looked stale when first written in 2005. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:38, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:57, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Game:El forest y doomo H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Doo wut? Title is pidgin Spanish. Yet another portal into Zork; no humor detected. Spıke Ѧ 01:01 28-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Worthy of QVFD. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:57, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Spanish Civil War (video game) H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Like other articles of this genre, awful. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:56, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote ur pwn3d Awful. Spıke Ѧ 13:07 30-Mar-15
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edit Mouth breather H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ridicule with no cleverness, climaxing in Holocaust Humor. Spıke Ѧ 14:04 30-Mar-15
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edit Real Coca-Cola H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete.I copy it to Coca-Cola.User:071058s[[2]]
    Reverted. The {{Merge}} tag means merge, not concatenate creating a mess. Spıke Ѧ 15:08 30-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The New Coke/Coke Classic fiasco is a fine candidate for our treatment; by comparison, what is Real Coca-Cola and who would look for this page? Invents a product, tells us how vile it is, and nags the reader to avoid it. Useless. Spıke Ѧ 15:08 30-Mar-15
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