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#{{Delete}} SEHS being "Sudden Head Exploding Syndrome," a Wacky Ailment with which to piggyback off [[A splode]] in this article from 2005, which has little to say about the ailment no one will look up except that it runs in things — and American politicians — the authors don't happen to like. Before deleting the external links, I didn't follow them, so I can't say whether this entire Syndrome was invented at an external website, as our recent "Dihydrogen monoxide" was. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:15 22-Nov-14</small>
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#Unlike [[Dihydrogen monoxide]], this doesn't deserve an article. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141123001312}}
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#{{Delete}} It's not terrible, but it's not good either. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 02:22, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Keep}} This article is not all that well writen but there are certainly things much more worth deleting. --{{User:Nea Teta}} 04:23, December 6, 2014 (UTC)
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== Deletion of bad articles on British cities and towns ==
 
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#{{Delete}} Denza and I watched Anon blank sections and we discussed this ambiguously. I claim this is not an essential article of an encyclopedia but an effort by gamers to document and inform, not to amuse, even though there is some token wackiness thrown in. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:50 17-Jun-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} A few months ago this was put up for VFD I said I was against the deletion and therefore it survived but no UnBusiness is pretty much dead, no one uses it and and it wastes space on our server. (oh wait, no, it wastes space on the Wikia server, that's a good thing then :) {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 18:22, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}}Per above. But some things are okay, so I may create a userspace bit for some of the content for later user. --{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig2}} 02:01, June 18, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} A dormant pseudo-namespace created by fallen-away Uncyclopedians who wanted to blog rather than create content that would amuse the reader. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:13 8-Dec-14</small>
|comments=*After glancing at the page for a minute I thought that it had a nice concept and that the list form couldn't be avoided. I won't decide to vote keep until I have read it however I do not see much wrong with it. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 06:30, June 18, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} whatever was going here is irrelevant as those responsible have disappeared. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 23:35, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} A wasteland of lists and of nonsense numbers, stopping briefly to rant about the victuals served at the SJHSM cafeteria. I bring this here hoping that one of Uncyclopedia's gourmands will step forward and save it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:57 16-Jun-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Perhaps someone could make a How To: Cook Spahgetti. Right now there isn't much of an article, but lots of list. Needs (completely) rewritten or deleted in my opinion. --[[User:Uncycloperson|Uncycloperson]] ([[User talk:Uncycloperson|talk]]) 03:47, June 16, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Too listy, I thought that there would be much more humor on spaghetti. --{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig2}} 04:11, June 16, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Who knew it took 69.696969696969696969696969696961 whole seconds to marinate bagels? {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 18:34, June 20, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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*{{Comment}} I can't figure out what this is supposed to be, so I'm not really sure how to vote on this. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 21:13, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
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:{{Comment}} I think that UnBusiness was meant to be some sort of game kind of thingy, if you click on all the links you will find out. {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 19:47, December 9, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Keep}} To be clear, Sheffield has 6 Members of Parliament, including deputy prime minister Nick Clegg but not including Nigel Farage. Using Farage as a meme is inexplicable but might be an attempt at a running joke, and doesn't by itself disqualify the article. Topical humor is better than random humor; but the question is not whether this is the best anyone can do but whether it is truly awful. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:26 15-Jun-13</small>
 
#{{Keep}} IT needs a bit of care and attention, nothing more. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 06:19, June 18, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Unfunny article. Heavily references politician Nigel Farage despite no visible links between him and the city, and contains little in the way of humour related to the place itself. Certainly no better than the numerous deleted incarnations of the page that have preceded it. -- {{User:Rabies Turtle/sig}} 23:27, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} I can't see the humour. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 19:59, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Agreed. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 21:12, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|I think your ready.}} {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:15 8-Dec-14</small>
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#{{Keep}} I actually thought this was alright, possibly in the territory of one of our other tags but certainly not in the dark and sticky realms of VFD. --{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 06:46, June 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Not funny. Pretty true. Makes me fall asleep.--[[User:Uncycloperson|Uncycloperson]] ([[User talk:Uncycloperson|talk]]) 20:23, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Randumbo from 2005. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:47 9-Dec-14</small>
#{{Delete}} The author of this article was trying to be funny, but is trying harder to evangelize than amuse. The humor is along the lines of, "Everybody look at how wacky we gamers are!" {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:07 11-Jun-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Violates almost every rule on [[HTBFANJS]]. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 07:39, December 10, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Might as well get rid of it. {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 21:26, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Flogging one idea a long way doesn't make an article.--{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 21:49, December 12, 2014 (UTC)
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*Nominator got this in before Simsie slapped the {{Tl|Fix}} on the article. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:07 11-Jun-13</small>
 
*{{Abstain}}Hmm, I think this is another salvageable article, like [[spam]], so if it is okay, I could move it to my userspace, and work on it a bit. As much as I dislike Adventure Quest, this is a perfectly valid article topic, but the writing needs work. --{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig2}} 18:18, June 12, 2013 (UTC)
 
*:As this vote is not a slam-dunk, for now copy the code to a page in your userspace if you like. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:52 19-Jun-13</small>
 
*If you can fix it, do it, but on the main wiki it does not belong. Quite boring until fixed.--[[User:Uncycloperson|Uncycloperson]] ([[User talk:Uncycloperson|talk]]) 00:06, June 13, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Keep}} I sort of quite liked the concept, mainly that German is the last, and smallest, of the languages. I accept it's likely to be a target for vandals, but if there were some way of forcing people looking for Berlin to go through the page it'd be quite good. {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 23:06, June 10, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep}} I see where the Reverend's coming from it is an intended spoof of the sign and in my mind it works. Perhaps more paragraphs could be added like the history of the sign but at the moment it stands as one of those non-encyclopedic ones that can be accepted because as they are funny. Perhaps it some of the languages the words could actually read phrases that are stereotypical of that country's way of speaking or are that country's stereotype of Americans. For example as a joke add a British English language translation and an Aussie one. The joke works for people who know what Checkpoint Charlie is and a helpful wikipedia template has been provided by author. I do not think the picture is needed but instead a photoshopped version in which the writing on the page is put onto with the picture filling up the page. I will attempt to rewrite how I think the article could look better in my user space however for the moment it is funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 10:00, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
 
#:I have begun working on a potential replacement (if wanted/necessary) [[User:ScottPat/Checkpoint Charlie|here]]. Any comments on my talk page or the talk page of that article or below would be appreciated. Thanks. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 10:35, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} It seems that, at one time, to reach the Uncyclopedia article [[Berlin]], you had to pass through [[Checkpoint Charlie]]. This is no longer true. (There is no Checkpoint Charlie any more, nor East Berlin, nor [[East Berlin]]). All that is left is the same phrase translated into various languages including Cherokee. If there is clandestine humor, English speakers will never know. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:13 10-Jun-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} This overlong list is an overt invitation to help commit bad writing. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:38 10-Dec-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} This article should be on 100 Shittiest Articles Ever. {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 17:39, December 10, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} No humor except imitation (and it isn't a very good imitation) and rant. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:37 17-Dec-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} I thought this would be some kind of entertaining story where Windows comes out of the closet and goes through a phase. How dissapointing it was to open the article. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 18:33, December 17, 2014 (UTC)
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edit SEHS H T D Survivor

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. SEHS being "Sudden Head Exploding Syndrome," a Wacky Ailment with which to piggyback off A splode in this article from 2005, which has little to say about the ailment no one will look up except that it runs in things — and American politicians — the authors don't happen to like. Before deleting the external links, I didn't follow them, so I can't say whether this entire Syndrome was invented at an external website, as our recent "Dihydrogen monoxide" was. Spıke ¬ 21:15 22-Nov-14
  2. Unlike Dihydrogen monoxide, this doesn't deserve an article. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 00:13 23 Nov 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's not terrible, but it's not good either. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:22, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This article is not all that well writen but there are certainly things much more worth deleting. --User:Nea Teta 04:23, December 6, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Uncyclopedia:Business H T D Survivor

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A few months ago this was put up for VFD I said I was against the deletion and therefore it survived but no UnBusiness is pretty much dead, no one uses it and and it wastes space on our server. (oh wait, no, it wastes space on the Wikia server, that's a good thing then :) Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 18:22, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A dormant pseudo-namespace created by fallen-away Uncyclopedians who wanted to blog rather than create content that would amuse the reader. Spıke ¬ 21:13 8-Dec-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. whatever was going here is irrelevant as those responsible have disappeared. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:35, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I can't figure out what this is supposed to be, so I'm not really sure how to vote on this. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:13, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
Symbol comment vote Comment. I think that UnBusiness was meant to be some sort of game kind of thingy, if you click on all the links you will find out. Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:47, December 9, 2014 (UTC)

edit UnScripts:Winnie The Pooh's on Drugs Too H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I can't see the humour. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:59, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:12, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote I think your ready. Spıke ¬ 21:15 8-Dec-14
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edit IPod Shuffle H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Randumbo from 2005. Spıke ¬ 22:47 9-Dec-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Violates almost every rule on HTBFANJS. ConCass2 (talk) 07:39, December 10, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Flogging one idea a long way doesn't make an article.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:49, December 12, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Worst 100 Short Poems H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This overlong list is an overt invitation to help commit bad writing. Spıke ¬ 13:38 10-Dec-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article should be on 100 Shittiest Articles Ever. Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 17:39, December 10, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Microsoft windows is GAY H T D Survivor

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. No humor except imitation (and it isn't a very good imitation) and rant. Spıke ¬ 11:37 17-Dec-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I thought this would be some kind of entertaining story where Windows comes out of the closet and goes through a phase. How dissapointing it was to open the article. ConCass2 (talk) 18:33, December 17, 2014 (UTC)
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