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#{{Delete}} No comments--{{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 21:07, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|Replace}}. If anyone would like to take on the task, that is. With an actual ''article'' on quizzes, not a quiz. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 20:54, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
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*<s>{{Delete}} The concept is worthwhile, though doesn't get beyond "pages that look like the things they are about." The body is executed with no skill at all, even at typing in English. This would be easy for someone to do well. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:15 23-Jun-14</small></s>
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*:'''Rescinded''' after Simsie's work. No longer executed with no skill at all, but still doesn't get beyond "pages that look like the things they are about." [[Exam]] does it better. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>09:32 21-Jul-14</small>
 
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# I made some modifications, and hope it has improved enough. Yes, I made up a word, and some better answers to the questions. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 20:34, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#762 hours, no consensus. Kept. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 16:00, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Only one joke, and not a very good one (a page that is self promotion). {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:07, June 24, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} As this piece of vanity has been on the site since 2007, I'll suppress the notion to just huff it administratively. "Look at me, I'm breaking the rule" against planting links to userspace in the encyclopedia. An article on Self Promotion (should be "Self-promotion") that self-promotes is not a joke but a conundrum, and it has nothing else going for it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:18 24-Jun-14</small>
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#:<s>{{Delete}}--{{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 16:51, June 24, 2014 (UTC)</s>
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#{{Delete}} Self abuse. Go. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 07:00, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Don't have time to re-write it. Maybe at a much later date as a new article. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 08:26, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep|Keep (Formaly Delete)}} Now that it is rewritten {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 19:57, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
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#:It isn't. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 08:26, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#::Well it's better than the old one {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 10:38, July 10, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} Now that is indeed a joke and not real self-promotion, it may be salvaged. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 22:30, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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*I don't know if it's possible, but is there a way to replace all the links to the reader's userpage instead of the author's? You know, if there is some sort of Template:Username link that would work that way (so that is a joke instead of actual self-promotion)? [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 12:12, June 26, 2014 (UTC)
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:*Possible. [[Special:Mypage|Look!]] However, another problem is that it is one of the main jokes, and the content itself is pretty weak. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 15:20, June 26, 2014 (UTC)
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*Attempting a re-write. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:22, June 28, 2014 (UTC)
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*I'm going to replace the links with Special:Mypage, since I for one really don't give a shit about who User:Dantoller may be. Perhaps we could have one section dedicated to this joke so that it doesn't go stale? [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 20:40, July 1, 2014 (UTC)
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*ScottPat replaced the links with links to a FA collaboration of his (and mine); while that is self-promotion, it's hardly clear to the reader. The article is more cryptic than before. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:29 5-Jul-14</small>
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*:I didn't just replace links. I attempted to write the article as a sport (it isn't finished only intro done). Looking back the Cotswold Olimpicks thing was overdoing the secondary theme of self promotion but it was more aimed at the appearance of the Olimpicks advertising itself on an encyclopedia instead of me, the author advertising myself, a joke that no one but Spike and I could have got. It hasn't been finished though and probably deserves deletion as I have very little time to finish it. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 08:26, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} After cleaning up this gassy article from 2006, it still has nothing to say about an invented disease. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>09:42 18-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Doggone, please. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 19:10, July 19, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 10:35, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Denza and I watched Anon blank sections and we discussed this ambiguously. I claim this is not an essential article of an encyclopedia but an effort by gamers to document and inform, not to amuse, even though there is some token wackiness thrown in. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:50 17-Jun-13</small>
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#This article may have one or too jokes, but not enough BS and satire to be an Uncyclopedia article. It is basically a slightly "funnier" Wikipedia article. We also already have an article on [[Asexual]].[[User:Grandpafreddie|Grandpafreddie]] ([[User talk:Grandpafreddie|talk]]) 18:45, July 18, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}}Per above. But some things are okay, so I may create a userspace bit for some of the content for later user. --{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig2}} 02:01, June 18, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} It is clear from the first sentence that this article is joking. I don't like the patches of self-reference, but it was voted onto our main page and ought not be deleted. Having multiple articles on related or even identical topics is explicitly permitted. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:48 18-Jul-14</small>
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*I'm no expert, but I'm sure that admins automatically "keep" featured articles or something like that. Also, this article is bigger and much more elaborate than the article you linked to. Speaking of which, why do several articles have duplicates? I mean, there are two different articles for [[dog]] and [[dogs]]. I'm sure we only need one for asexuality. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 18:52, July 18, 2014 (UTC)
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*:It is not automatic for me, though deleting an FA should take more than a routine vote at this forum. Most of the other Admins do treat it as a hard-and-fast rule. Again, having only one Uncyclopedia article per subject is a giant non-goal. We explain the utility of multiple competing versions at [[HTBFANJS#Write nonsense well]]. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>03:13 19-Jul-14</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} This is more offensive than funny. And I don't even belong to any of the listed ethnic groups. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 17:12, July 20, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Any humor relies on the belief that "italian, amerindian, jew, asian, oriental, nigger or gypsy" is inherently funny without working at it. We call this fallacy listcruft, even before it gives offense. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:15 20-Jul-14</small>
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#As above {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 19:21, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Yeugh! --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 16:43, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} A wasteland of lists and of nonsense numbers, stopping briefly to rant about the victuals served at the SJHSM cafeteria. I bring this here hoping that one of Uncyclopedia's gourmands will step forward and save it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:57 16-Jun-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 19:32, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Perhaps someone could make a How To: Cook Spahgetti. Right now there isn't much of an article, but lots of list. Needs (completely) rewritten or deleted in my opinion. --[[User:Uncycloperson|Uncycloperson]] ([[User talk:Uncycloperson|talk]]) 03:47, June 16, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Misspelling the Highland negative conjunction '''fuck-all''' is not funny but merely cutesy. It also guarantees that no one will look up this entry. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:00 21-Jul-14</small>
#{{Delete}} Too listy, I thought that there would be much more humor on spaghetti. --{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig2}} 04:11, June 16, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} C.U.Jimmy. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 16:51, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Who knew it took 69.696969696969696969696969696961 whole seconds to marinate bagels? {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 18:34, June 20, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} This is too stupid or me to waste my words on {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 19:48, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Author has someone in mind, but I guess you just had to be there. "That kid at the mall can usually be found in big name stores like Sears, JC Penney, Target and Wal-Mart." Get it? Get it? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:03 21-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Mostly a rant about kids who misbehave in malls or big stores. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 16:17, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} To be clear, Sheffield has 6 Members of Parliament, including deputy prime minister Nick Clegg but not including Nigel Farage. Using Farage as a meme is inexplicable but might be an attempt at a running joke, and doesn't by itself disqualify the article. Topical humor is better than random humor; but the question is not whether this is the best anyone can do but whether it is truly awful. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:26 15-Jun-13</small>
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#{{Keep}} IT needs a bit of care and attention, nothing more. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 06:19, June 18, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Unfunny article. Heavily references politician Nigel Farage despite no visible links between him and the city, and contains little in the way of humour related to the place itself. Certainly no better than the numerous deleted incarnations of the page that have preceded it. -- {{User:Rabies Turtle/sig}} 23:27, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} The only things this page has going for it is (1) randomization of facts in the very first paragraph, and (2) the fact that the article on Eclipse is '''eclipsed''' by a big ellipse. That's clever, then? Yawn. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:11 22-Jul-14</small>
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#:Anon last night removed the ellipse, which improves the article, except that it still has only one paragraph with humor. For remedy, see '''Comments'''. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:36 23-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} As above + You can't read anything {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 10:34, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
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#:If you have a long-rather-than-wide screen, or disable images, you will see that the entire body is a spork of Wikipedia with no humor anywhere. That is: It is not comedy writing but a single pictorial gimmick. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:32 22-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Dumb. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 16:46, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
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#'''Replace'''. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 16:21, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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*Finish deleting this, as my [[User:SPIKE/Eclipse|replacement article]] ditches the eclipse ellipse, takes the unfunny sporked text, and makes it funnier. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>03:28 23-Jul-14</small>
 
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== [[Adventure Quest]] ==
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# Wait, I've been a good, religious, crime-free, charitable person my whole life and yet I have to go to Hell now for stumbling on this Uncyclopedia article? Well, that sucks. So, {{Delete|delete}} this bad news. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 19:36, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Unclever cruft from 2009 merely rants at the reader. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:58 22-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete|Just so damn stupid}} {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 18:44, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} I actually thought this was alright, possibly in the territory of one of our other tags but certainly not in the dark and sticky realms of VFD. --{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 06:46, June 15, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Not funny. Pretty true. Makes me fall asleep.--[[User:Uncycloperson|Uncycloperson]] ([[User talk:Uncycloperson|talk]]) 20:23, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} A short walk from 2009 through memes, trite themes like Nobody Cares, and a big dollop of Retard Humor. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:07 23-Jul-14</small>
#{{Delete}} The author of this article was trying to be funny, but is trying harder to evangelize than amuse. The humor is along the lines of, "Everybody look at how wacky we gamers are!" {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:07 11-Jun-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} "Hitler came in and decide send everyone" is enough to make me vote "delete". The pictures are also really bad. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 09:56, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Might as well get rid of it. {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 21:26, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} As above {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 10:33, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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*Nominator got this in before Simsie slapped the {{Tl|Fix}} on the article. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:07 11-Jun-13</small>
 
*{{Abstain}}Hmm, I think this is another salvageable article, like [[spam]], so if it is okay, I could move it to my userspace, and work on it a bit. As much as I dislike Adventure Quest, this is a perfectly valid article topic, but the writing needs work. --{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig2}} 18:18, June 12, 2013 (UTC)
 
*:As this vote is not a slam-dunk, for now copy the code to a page in your userspace if you like. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:52 19-Jun-13</small>
 
*If you can fix it, do it, but on the main wiki it does not belong. Quite boring until fixed.--[[User:Uncycloperson|Uncycloperson]] ([[User talk:Uncycloperson|talk]]) 00:06, June 13, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Crappy writing, plus writing about crap. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:24 23-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Keep}} I sort of quite liked the concept, mainly that German is the last, and smallest, of the languages. I accept it's likely to be a target for vandals, but if there were some way of forcing people looking for Berlin to go through the page it'd be quite good. {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 23:06, June 10, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} I see where the Reverend's coming from it is an intended spoof of the sign and in my mind it works. Perhaps more paragraphs could be added like the history of the sign but at the moment it stands as one of those non-encyclopedic ones that can be accepted because as they are funny. Perhaps it some of the languages the words could actually read phrases that are stereotypical of that country's way of speaking or are that country's stereotype of Americans. For example as a joke add a British English language translation and an Aussie one. The joke works for people who know what Checkpoint Charlie is and a helpful wikipedia template has been provided by author. I do not think the picture is needed but instead a photoshopped version in which the writing on the page is put onto with the picture filling up the page. I will attempt to rewrite how I think the article could look better in my user space however for the moment it is funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 10:00, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} It seems that, at one time, to reach the Uncyclopedia article [[Berlin]], you had to pass through [[Checkpoint Charlie]]. This is no longer true. (There is no Checkpoint Charlie any more, nor East Berlin, nor [[East Berlin]]). All that is left is the same phrase translated into various languages including Cherokee. If there is clandestine humor, English speakers will never know. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:13 10-Jun-13</small>
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. No comments--TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 21:07, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Replace. If anyone would like to take on the task, that is. With an actual article on quizzes, not a quiz. ConCass2 (talk) 20:54, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. The concept is worthwhile, though doesn't get beyond "pages that look like the things they are about." The body is executed with no skill at all, even at typing in English. This would be easy for someone to do well. Spıke ¬ 11:15 23-Jun-14
    Rescinded after Simsie's work. No longer executed with no skill at all, but still doesn't get beyond "pages that look like the things they are about." Exam does it better. Spıke ¬ 09:32 21-Jul-14
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  1. I made some modifications, and hope it has improved enough. Yes, I made up a word, and some better answers to the questions. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:34, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. 762 hours, no consensus. Kept. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 16:00, July 24, 2014 (UTC)

edit Self Promotion H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Only one joke, and not a very good one (a page that is self promotion). Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:07, June 24, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. As this piece of vanity has been on the site since 2007, I'll suppress the notion to just huff it administratively. "Look at me, I'm breaking the rule" against planting links to userspace in the encyclopedia. An article on Self Promotion (should be "Self-promotion") that self-promotes is not a joke but a conundrum, and it has nothing else going for it. Spıke ¬ 11:18 24-Jun-14
    Symbol delete vote Delete.--TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 16:51, June 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Self abuse. Go. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:00, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Don't have time to re-write it. Maybe at a much later date as a new article. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:26, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep (Formaly Delete) Now that it is rewritten TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:57, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
    It isn't. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:26, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
    Well it's better than the old one TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:38, July 10, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Now that is indeed a joke and not real self-promotion, it may be salvaged. ConCass2 (talk) 22:30, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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  • I don't know if it's possible, but is there a way to replace all the links to the reader's userpage instead of the author's? You know, if there is some sort of Template:Username link that would work that way (so that is a joke instead of actual self-promotion)? ConCass2 (talk) 12:12, June 26, 2014 (UTC)
  • Possible. Look! However, another problem is that it is one of the main jokes, and the content itself is pretty weak. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:20, June 26, 2014 (UTC)
  • Attempting a re-write. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:22, June 28, 2014 (UTC)
  • I'm going to replace the links with Special:Mypage, since I for one really don't give a shit about who User:Dantoller may be. Perhaps we could have one section dedicated to this joke so that it doesn't go stale? ConCass2 (talk) 20:40, July 1, 2014 (UTC)
  • ScottPat replaced the links with links to a FA collaboration of his (and mine); while that is self-promotion, it's hardly clear to the reader. The article is more cryptic than before. Spıke ¬ 10:29 5-Jul-14
    I didn't just replace links. I attempted to write the article as a sport (it isn't finished only intro done). Looking back the Cotswold Olimpicks thing was overdoing the secondary theme of self promotion but it was more aimed at the appearance of the Olimpicks advertising itself on an encyclopedia instead of me, the author advertising myself, a joke that no one but Spike and I could have got. It hasn't been finished though and probably deserves deletion as I have very little time to finish it. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:26, July 7, 2014 (UTC)

edit Woof H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. After cleaning up this gassy article from 2006, it still has nothing to say about an invented disease. Spıke ¬ 09:42 18-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Doggone, please. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:10, July 19, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:35, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Asexuality H T D Featured Tag article

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  1. This article may have one or too jokes, but not enough BS and satire to be an Uncyclopedia article. It is basically a slightly "funnier" Wikipedia article. We also already have an article on Asexual.Grandpafreddie (talk) 18:45, July 18, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It is clear from the first sentence that this article is joking. I don't like the patches of self-reference, but it was voted onto our main page and ought not be deleted. Having multiple articles on related or even identical topics is explicitly permitted. Spıke ¬ 18:48 18-Jul-14
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  • I'm no expert, but I'm sure that admins automatically "keep" featured articles or something like that. Also, this article is bigger and much more elaborate than the article you linked to. Speaking of which, why do several articles have duplicates? I mean, there are two different articles for dog and dogs. I'm sure we only need one for asexuality. ConCass2 (talk) 18:52, July 18, 2014 (UTC)
    It is not automatic for me, though deleting an FA should take more than a routine vote at this forum. Most of the other Admins do treat it as a hard-and-fast rule. Again, having only one Uncyclopedia article per subject is a giant non-goal. We explain the utility of multiple competing versions at HTBFANJS#Write nonsense well. Spıke ¬ 03:13 19-Jul-14

edit Undictionary:Ethnic H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is more offensive than funny. And I don't even belong to any of the listed ethnic groups. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 17:12, July 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Any humor relies on the belief that "italian, amerindian, jew, asian, oriental, nigger or gypsy" is inherently funny without working at it. We call this fallacy listcruft, even before it gives offense. Spıke ¬ 23:15 20-Jul-14
  3. As above TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:21, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yeugh! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:43, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Undictionary:Fukle H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:32, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Misspelling the Highland negative conjunction fuck-all is not funny but merely cutesy. It also guarantees that no one will look up this entry. Spıke ¬ 20:00 21-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. C.U.Jimmy. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:51, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That kid at the mall H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is too stupid or me to waste my words on TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:48, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author has someone in mind, but I guess you just had to be there. "That kid at the mall can usually be found in big name stores like Sears, JC Penney, Target and Wal-Mart." Get it? Get it? Spıke ¬ 20:03 21-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mostly a rant about kids who misbehave in malls or big stores. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 16:17, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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edit 🔒 Eclipse H T D Survivor Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The only things this page has going for it is (1) randomization of facts in the very first paragraph, and (2) the fact that the article on Eclipse is eclipsed by a big ellipse. That's clever, then? Yawn. Spıke ¬ 02:11 22-Jul-14
    Anon last night removed the ellipse, which improves the article, except that it still has only one paragraph with humor. For remedy, see Comments. Spıke ¬ 11:36 23-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. As above + You can't read anything TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:34, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
    If you have a long-rather-than-wide screen, or disable images, you will see that the entire body is a spork of Wikipedia with no humor anywhere. That is: It is not comedy writing but a single pictorial gimmick. Spıke ¬ 11:32 22-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dumb. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:46, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Replace. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 16:21, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Finish deleting this, as my replacement article ditches the eclipse ellipse, takes the unfunny sporked text, and makes it funnier. Spıke ¬ 03:28 23-Jul-14

edit Oh my God! You're going to Hell! H D

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  1. Wait, I've been a good, religious, crime-free, charitable person my whole life and yet I have to go to Hell now for stumbling on this Uncyclopedia article? Well, that sucks. So, Symbol delete vote delete this bad news. ConCass2 (talk) 19:36, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unclever cruft from 2009 merely rants at the reader. Spıke ¬ 19:58 22-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Just so damn stupid TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 18:44, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Bumblefuck H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A short walk from 2009 through memes, trite themes like Nobody Cares, and a big dollop of Retard Humor. Spıke ¬ 11:07 23-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Hitler came in and decide send everyone" is enough to make me vote "delete". The pictures are also really bad. ConCass2 (talk) 09:56, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. As above TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:33, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Sir Crap Alot H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crappy writing, plus writing about crap. Spıke ¬ 14:24 23-Jul-14
  2. Symbol wtf vote WTF? TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 16:10, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
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edit UnNews:Upper Peninsula of Michigan Declares Independence H D

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"It is also rumored that France has already sent the King of New Canada their white flag of surrender in case of a future invasion." Hahaha so funny. It's sooooo funny & no stupid I'm going to say Symbol keep vote Keep. Symbol delete vote Delete. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:41, July 24, 2014 (UTC)

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edit Corpse H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lists. No humor. Spıke ¬ 12:14 24-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. As above TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 14:29, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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