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== {{VFDn|Anarchy}} ==
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#{{Delete}} Has been under {{Tl|Fix}} for a solid month with no action. I just deleted the listiest and cruftiest sections. There are so many more clever ways to write about anarchy than just stereotypes of Bernie Sanders types (who hardly want the government to go away and leave someone else to give them their free diplomas). {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>02:53 14-Mar-16</small>
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#{{Delete}} Although it is a good title. Perhaps for the to-do list if no one else is interested. {{User:EStop/signature}} 02:07, April 3, 2016 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Lists. {{User:ConCass2/sig}} 08:25, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
 
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== Deletion of bad articles on British cities and towns ==
 
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#{{Delete}} Denza and I watched Anon blank sections and we discussed this ambiguously. I claim this is not an essential article of an encyclopedia but an effort by gamers to document and inform, not to amuse, even though there is some token wackiness thrown in. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:50 17-Jun-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Reader might enjoy this if he is from Brazil, and if he speaks English, and if he thinks "gay" is an automatic joke. Otherwise, no. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>00:35 5-Apr-16</small>
#{{Delete}}Per above. But some things are okay, so I may create a userspace bit for some of the content for later user. --{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig2}} 02:01, June 18, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} I'm not saying that the word "gay" is automatically funny, but how do you fuck it up and not put "highgay"? Wouldn't that have worked better? The article itself is just rambling and bad dirty "jokes". {{User:ConCass2/sig}} 08:05, April 5, 2016 (UTC)
|comments=*After glancing at the page for a minute I thought that it had a nice concept and that the list form couldn't be avoided. I won't decide to vote keep until I have read it however I do not see much wrong with it. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 06:30, June 18, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Not a bad concept, but the execution is just crap gay jokes. This had the potential be a Rio carnival of postcard puns, describing life in the back alleys as viewed from the 'other bus'. {{User:EStop/signature}} 07:01, April 17, 2016 (UTC)
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== [[Spaghetti]] ==
 
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#{{Delete}} A wasteland of lists and of nonsense numbers, stopping briefly to rant about the victuals served at the SJHSM cafeteria. I bring this here hoping that one of Uncyclopedia's gourmands will step forward and save it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:57 16-Jun-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Perhaps someone could make a How To: Cook Spahgetti. Right now there isn't much of an article, but lots of list. Needs (completely) rewritten or deleted in my opinion. --[[User:Uncycloperson|Uncycloperson]] ([[User talk:Uncycloperson|talk]]) 03:47, June 16, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Too listy, I thought that there would be much more humor on spaghetti. --{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig2}} 04:11, June 16, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Who knew it took 69.696969696969696969696969696961 whole seconds to marinate bagels? {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 18:34, June 20, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Keep}} To be clear, Sheffield has 6 Members of Parliament, including deputy prime minister Nick Clegg but not including Nigel Farage. Using Farage as a meme is inexplicable but might be an attempt at a running joke, and doesn't by itself disqualify the article. Topical humor is better than random humor; but the question is not whether this is the best anyone can do but whether it is truly awful. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:26 15-Jun-13</small>
 
#{{Keep}} IT needs a bit of care and attention, nothing more. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 06:19, June 18, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Unfunny article. Heavily references politician Nigel Farage despite no visible links between him and the city, and contains little in the way of humour related to the place itself. Certainly no better than the numerous deleted incarnations of the page that have preceded it. -- {{User:Rabies Turtle/sig}} 23:27, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Ranty, first-person polemic; humorless; under a page title no one will look up. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>15:11 26-Apr-16</small>
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#{{Delete}} Aside from the suggestion that the Queen of England is a transvestite (hidden under a false typo in the Civil War section), there are no jokes to be found in this uninspired conspiracy theory. {{User:Chunkles/sig}} 23:41, April 26, 2016 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} It's at least well-written and I do find it a little funny, even if it is outdated by about three-hundred years. Certainly not something I'd consider VFD material. {{User:ConCass2/sig}} 08:27, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Pidgin English is endearing, but this article has nothing else. All I can figure is that author {{U|One-eyed Jack}} in 2008 saw a sales pitch, poorly translated, and transcribed it here without much enhancement. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>17:54 27-Apr-16</small>
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#{{Delete}} An article about nothing under a title no-one will look up. The only comedy concept is a Chinese man speaking broken English, but it doesn't work when the article is about nothing. {{User:ConCass2/sig}} 18:58, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} I actually thought this was alright, possibly in the territory of one of our other tags but certainly not in the dark and sticky realms of VFD. --{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 06:46, June 15, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} I actually found this a very fun read, as the carefully-constructed Engrish is spot-on and very reminiscent of the poorly-translated product slogans one might find funny pictures of online. The Chinese text is a nice touch as well. Maybe the topic is not one people will search for, but this was very well-written and it would be unfortunate to see it deleted. {{User:Chunkles/sig}} 16:40, May 1, 2016 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} The "testimonials" at the end are hilarious, and the descriptions of completely vile remedies in Engrish made me smile. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 16:52, May 1, 2016 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Not funny. Pretty true. Makes me fall asleep.--[[User:Uncycloperson|Uncycloperson]] ([[User talk:Uncycloperson|talk]]) 20:23, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} The author of this article was trying to be funny, but is trying harder to evangelize than amuse. The humor is along the lines of, "Everybody look at how wacky we gamers are!" {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:07 11-Jun-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Might as well get rid of it. {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 21:26, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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*Nominator got this in before Simsie slapped the {{Tl|Fix}} on the article. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:07 11-Jun-13</small>
 
*{{Abstain}}Hmm, I think this is another salvageable article, like [[spam]], so if it is okay, I could move it to my userspace, and work on it a bit. As much as I dislike Adventure Quest, this is a perfectly valid article topic, but the writing needs work. --{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig2}} 18:18, June 12, 2013 (UTC)
 
*:As this vote is not a slam-dunk, for now copy the code to a page in your userspace if you like. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:52 19-Jun-13</small>
 
*If you can fix it, do it, but on the main wiki it does not belong. Quite boring until fixed.--[[User:Uncycloperson|Uncycloperson]] ([[User talk:Uncycloperson|talk]]) 00:06, June 13, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Keep}} I sort of quite liked the concept, mainly that German is the last, and smallest, of the languages. I accept it's likely to be a target for vandals, but if there were some way of forcing people looking for Berlin to go through the page it'd be quite good. {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 23:06, June 10, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep}} I see where the Reverend's coming from it is an intended spoof of the sign and in my mind it works. Perhaps more paragraphs could be added like the history of the sign but at the moment it stands as one of those non-encyclopedic ones that can be accepted because as they are funny. Perhaps it some of the languages the words could actually read phrases that are stereotypical of that country's way of speaking or are that country's stereotype of Americans. For example as a joke add a British English language translation and an Aussie one. The joke works for people who know what Checkpoint Charlie is and a helpful wikipedia template has been provided by author. I do not think the picture is needed but instead a photoshopped version in which the writing on the page is put onto with the picture filling up the page. I will attempt to rewrite how I think the article could look better in my user space however for the moment it is funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 10:00, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
 
#:I have begun working on a potential replacement (if wanted/necessary) [[User:ScottPat/Checkpoint Charlie|here]]. Any comments on my talk page or the talk page of that article or below would be appreciated. Thanks. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 10:35, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} It seems that, at one time, to reach the Uncyclopedia article [[Berlin]], you had to pass through [[Checkpoint Charlie]]. This is no longer true. (There is no Checkpoint Charlie any more, nor East Berlin, nor [[East Berlin]]). All that is left is the same phrase translated into various languages including Cherokee. If there is clandestine humor, English speakers will never know. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:13 10-Jun-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} [[Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion/Archive-2015-10#Dog|Last nominated for deletion 20-Oct-15]] as it just took Featured Article [[Dogs]] and reversed stuff. 3 votes to delete; nominator voted Just Fix It and {{U|EStop}} voted Okay I'll Fix It. Both of us have, at [[User:EStop/Dogs]]. A Delete vote clears the way for this as a substitute. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>00:50 3-May-16</small>
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edit Anarchy H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Has been under {{Fix}} for a solid month with no action. I just deleted the listiest and cruftiest sections. There are so many more clever ways to write about anarchy than just stereotypes of Bernie Sanders types (who hardly want the government to go away and leave someone else to give them their free diplomas). Spıke Radiomicrophone02:53 14-Mar-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Although it is a good title. Perhaps for the to-do list if no one else is interested.  EStop Easy button 02:07, April 3, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lists. ConCass2 (talk) 08:25, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
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edit Trans-Brazilian HighGAYway H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Reader might enjoy this — if he is from Brazil, and if he speaks English, and if he thinks "gay" is an automatic joke. Otherwise, no. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:35 5-Apr-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm not saying that the word "gay" is automatically funny, but how do you fuck it up and not put "highgay"? Wouldn't that have worked better? The article itself is just rambling and bad dirty "jokes". ConCass2 (talk) 08:05, April 5, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not a bad concept, but the execution is just crap gay jokes. This had the potential be a Rio carnival of postcard puns, describing life in the back alleys as viewed from the 'other bus'.  EStop Easy button 07:01, April 17, 2016 (UTC)
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edit Colony of America H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ranty, first-person polemic; humorless; under a page title no one will look up. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:11 26-Apr-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Aside from the suggestion that the Queen of England is a transvestite (hidden under a false typo in the Civil War section), there are no jokes to be found in this uninspired conspiracy theory. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 23:41, April 26, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's at least well-written and I do find it a little funny, even if it is outdated by about three-hundred years. Certainly not something I'd consider VFD material. ConCass2 (talk) 08:27, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
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edit 🔒 Dr. Chen Chinese medicine for breathe delight H D Oldvfd Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pidgin English is endearing, but this article has nothing else. All I can figure is that author One-eyed Jack in 2008 saw a sales pitch, poorly translated, and transcribed it here without much enhancement. Spıke Radiomicrophone17:54 27-Apr-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article about nothing under a title no-one will look up. The only comedy concept is a Chinese man speaking broken English, but it doesn't work when the article is about nothing. ConCass2 (talk) 18:58, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I actually found this a very fun read, as the carefully-constructed Engrish is spot-on and very reminiscent of the poorly-translated product slogans one might find funny pictures of online. The Chinese text is a nice touch as well. Maybe the topic is not one people will search for, but this was very well-written and it would be unfortunate to see it deleted. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 16:40, May 1, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. The "testimonials" at the end are hilarious, and the descriptions of completely vile remedies in Engrish made me smile. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 16:52, May 1, 2016 (UTC)
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edit Dog H T D Survivor Tag article

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Last nominated for deletion 20-Oct-15 as it just took Featured Article Dogs and reversed stuff. 3 votes to delete; nominator voted Just Fix It and EStop voted Okay I'll Fix It. Both of us have, at User:EStop/Dogs. A Delete vote clears the way for this as a substitute. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:50 3-May-16
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