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== {{VFDn|Lake Zurich, Illinois}} ==
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#{{Delete}} Imagine, a small Midwestern town that has two kinds of assholes, megalomaniacs, and Mexicans! Anon was just in to correct the list of elementary schools. Either that, or cyber-bully. Who knows? Who cares? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:13 10-Oct-14</small>
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#What do Lake Zurich and this article have in common? They're both boring. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141010162239}}
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#Lake what? Where?? --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 12:55, October 15, 2014 (UTC)
 
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*{{Abstain}} Nobody's ever going to look this up but maybe for the one or two people from Lake Zurich that do, they'll find it funny. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 17:12, October 11, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Nothing much in the article. No humour, no encyclopedic parody. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 09:47, October 11, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Concept is Wacky War plus history-of-the-future. Execution is stuck in lists, including the unfunny list of names of countries. Writing style is gibberish, starting with the first sentence — "...an armed conflict in The Third World, that took place during The Third World..." — not even a conundrum; ending with, "The outcome...is unclear." {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:01 11-Oct-14</small>
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#{{delete|123,456,789 (which is roughly over 9000).}} Little more than a few bad puns glued together with randomness and nonsense numbers. Includes a poke at Jews for good measure--of stupidity. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141011161411}}
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#{{Delete}} Boring. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 17:16, October 11, 2014 (UTC)
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== {{VFDn|The Last World War}} ==
   
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#{{Delete}} In depth analysis, stage-by-stage using maps, of a made-up conflict that only the author cares about. Complete with made-up statistics like "123,456" as well. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 09:49, October 11, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{delete|It is occasionally criticized for being slightly destructive.}} The intro--from which that sentence is taken--looked promising, but the descriptions of the conflict didn't do anything for me. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141011162737}}
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#{{Delete}} This article about nothing keeps begging for editors' time to fix it up, while never inducing anyone to take control and make it funny. See also '''Comments'''. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:05 13-Oct-14</small>
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#{{Keep}} Sorry, but I found it funny, especially the maps. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 12:27, October 11, 2014 (UTC)
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*I voted {{Keep|Keep}} [[Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion/Archive235#The_Last_World_War|last time]] based on Aleister doing work, a commitment that he says in the ballot he never made. I had been moved at the concept of the unknowability of a Last War; now I find the concept undeveloped and I think the bit about humanity going extinct and the author being a panda is dumb. Llwy is working on it, but the maps Anton199 likes suggest to me comic book, not encyclopedia; and the problem is the text, which needs a better comedy theme than "War so nutty!" {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:48 11-Oct-14</small>
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*:All I did was fix some spelling and formatting, and I don't see myself doing any more; I wouldn't overestimate me. It's more readable now, but no funnier. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141011165618}}
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#{{Delete}} Yet another article about some small area in England which is said to be inhabited by some sort of subhuman creatures that don't really speak English. [[User:Snarglefoop|Snarglefoop]] ([[User talk:Snarglefoop|talk]]) 02:09, October 12, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{delete|the disease known as ‘chav’.}} Long string of attacks on Devon, with no humour and less concept. I believe there was a campaign to clear out such towncruft earlier in the century, but I wasn't there at the time; I was busy huffing imaginary rainbows. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141012021357}}
 
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*[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Devon?oldid=153094 Here] is the last version by the first author; it's nothing spectacular and it's very short, but it's better than what's there now. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141012022051}}
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*:Not much in the original version worth keeping, nor even worth the time to give it mark-up. I've deleted a lot of cruft from the current version; there is material inside that one could make an article out of. The content-free Intro prepares the reviewer for the worst. Unfortunately, the new author of [[Dudley]], {{U|Mjr74}} lives far away from Devon, if I read my maps aright, so we can't saddle him with this. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:25 12-Oct-14</small>
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*:I notified Mjr74 anyway; he says he has visited Devon and has stuff he could add. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:56 14-Oct-14</small>
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#<s>{{Delete}} Pen Island (Penis land) should be a fun article full of ''double entendres'' that feint toward but never touch the organ. What we have is increasingly dumb digressions by kids who are giddy about writing penis jokes to strangers. When you get to the end you realize that none of it is an original comedy creation but yet another Uncyclopedia article that derives all its humor from a pre-existing meme with its own (several) websites. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:11 27-Mar-13</small></s> '''Withdrawn.''' {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:35 28-Mar-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} A tiny bit of pseudo-intellectualism. Might fit on Illogicopedia. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:04 12-Oct-14</small>
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#Agreed. I'll stick it there right now. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141012183634}}
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*The illustrations here should be kept, but very little of the text has merit. Various IP's have made poor additions to this article that should be reverted. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 14:44, March 27, 2013 (UTC)
 
*:I've reverted the article and done a heavy copy-edit. The initial photo, according to the summary by {{U|TheLedBalloon}}, seems to have been lifted from one of those other websites; the aerial photo is used at [[Penis]] and many other places; the mushrooms are also used in a page in Puppy's userspace; the chimpanzee photo was a casualty, as it never related to this article, as most of the former text didn't either. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:37 27-Mar-13</small>
 
 
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#<s>First paragraph discloses to us that we are about to be treated to a more or less serious portrayal of the incident. The rest of the article tries and fails to remedy this shortcoming. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141012201424}}</s> It seems more like criticism than satire, even though it is over-the-top. I'm waffling though. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141012214318}}
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#:Errrmmmm ... Did you per chance read the linked article on Yahoo about the actual incident? More or ''less'' serious indeed.... [[User:Snarglefoop|Snarglefoop]] ([[User talk:Snarglefoop|talk]]) 20:56, October 12, 2014 (UTC)
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#::Original rationale rescinded because it was stupid. Separately, the fact that it was written by Aimsplode is certainly not a factor (though having little souvenirs of him around is not particularly pleasant). {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141012214318}}
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#:::Indeed. (I moved part of Llwy's post, above, to avoid an empty nomination.) In my opinion, you could vote {{Delete|Delete}} from sheer advocacy or from unfunniness but Snarglefoop should resist the temptation to vote according to whether he agrees with its apparent thesis. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:52 12-Oct-14</small>
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#::::Heaven forbid! ''Humor sit omne hominis!'' [[User:Snarglefoop|Snarglefoop]] ([[User talk:Snarglefoop|talk]]) 23:26, October 12, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} The author is trying to write a satire, but has very little to satirise, and fails miserably. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 20:57, October 18, 2014 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} apparently, we have 3 versions of this article for some reason. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 17:41, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Okay, so the joke is, since World War II was a "duplicate war" (of World War I) (only it wasn't except in the eyes of a grade-schooler who has two more years before taking a course on World History) (or was it a duplicate Stephen Spielberg movie?) create an Uncyclopedia article "in the style of the thing it's about" by creating an arbitrary number of copies. One copy for everything the reader might search for, and then some; a brilliant alternative to the Redirect. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:19 25-Mar-13</small>
 
#War leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Someone else's intestines! [[user:Aleister|''Let God Sort Them Out'']] 23:30 25-3-'13
 
 
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*Nomination suggested that the UnNews was a "serious portrayal" of a massacre; it is not. I don't agree with, nor like, its thesis, that gun crimes are evidence that the NRA (also, incidentally, Christians) are laughably wrong. The '''Source''', a ''Yahoo'' blog about a gloating tweet "associated" with the NRA, is misleading, as the NRA never endorses crimes using guns; I think the tweet was more likely planted. But I'm not sure that any of this, or the fact that it was written by a permabanned user, justify deleting it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:28 12-Oct-14</small>
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* Dunno. You have to hate the NRA pretty severely to find this funny, I think, 'cuz it's so totally contrary to reality. To be funny, I think stuff generally has to fall into the "uncanny valley" where it's ''almost'' believable, but not quite, and this is totally off the mark. To find it "almost believable" to you'd need to seriously believe the NRA was a bunch of raving lunatics.<br>And as to the post reported by Yahoo -- even if it was really from the NRA it was just a case of bad timing (and it was probably either auto-generated after being scheduled days before, or it was sent by someone who hadn't heard the news); it appeared to me to be entirely unrelated to the shooting incident. [[User:Snarglefoop|Snarglefoop]] ([[User talk:Snarglefoop|talk]]) 03:22, October 13, 2014 (UTC)
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*:Again, less likely to be the NRA celebrating the massacre than anti-NRA forces (I include Yahoo) trying to make hay over it. In any case, though, if the author is not already anti-NRA, he will not be laughing but will be trying to gauge what this article is advocating. Goes against [[CoW#Extremists|my advice to authors on writing about extremists]] (not that that means automatic deletion). {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:32 13-Oct-14</small>
 
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#Per Spike on my talk page, this article documents a meme without making it funny. It seems to exist mainly to advertise pictures of pregnant women. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141013003852}}
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#{{Delete}} Per me on her talk page: "A flagrant example of (1) basing an Uncyclopedia article on a meme (viz, "Tits or GTFO," that is: post pornography or I will assume it never happened) from another website and (2) extrapolating so far that the reader has to "guess the punch line to read the joke." I stated no opinion on his goals, as I would grant {{U|Mnbvcxz}} his little affectation if he would just quit changing diapers and return. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>00:49 13-Oct-14</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} Article, ostensibly about group sex, makes the point that Catholics whip sinners, and keeps making it and making it until it becomes totally non-encyclopedic and the goal is to see how far into the reader's head it can be driven, not to be funny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:11 13-Oct-14</small>
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#It's like the article is whipping the reader's brain for committing the sin of trying to read it. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141013160517}}
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#{{Delete|Ho hum}} Whatever it is it doesn't seem to be funny. [[User:Snarglefoop|Snarglefoop]] ([[User talk:Snarglefoop|talk]]) 03:45, October 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Agreed. {{User:Newman66/sig}} 01:12, October 15, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} It's a bit silly but I don't see why it should head for the shredder. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 22:01, October 17, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} "Uncyclopedia is a place for original comedy creations." This article even has a template ({{Tl|Merge}}), for Chrissakes, to advise the reader that it isn't one. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:22 25-Mar-13</small>
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#{{Yuk|Delete}} I confess I only read the first paragraph. (If anyone wants to tell me I'm an irresponsible jerk for nomming it without first reading the whole thing, go right ahead ... but please read the whole thing yourself before you do that.) [[User:Snarglefoop|Snarglefoop]] ([[User talk:Snarglefoop|talk]]) 13:15, October 13, 2014 (UTC)
#War is unhealthy for children and other cannon fodder. [[user:Aleister|''General Deletion'']] 23:27 25-3-'13
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#:Yeah, I'll step up to that task; the reason VFD is here is to ensure authors that their stuff won't be deleted without discussion, vote, and 24-hour notice; and authors should get the additional safeguard of knowing that any nominator will evaluate the whole thing. (Even the history, as the rules require, and perhaps the talk page.) If all you know is that it has a crappy Intro, repair might not require deleting the entire page. If you had gotten to the end, you would have seen a hint that this is one of the articles fleshing out {{U|Mnbvcxz}}'s pregnancy infatuation. Some voters may view this as an inherent part of the history of Uncyclopedia. On the nomination itself, I'm abstaining. Cosgrove is a celebrity but there is no real comedy point to us speculating about her innards. We have deleted knock-offs of this meme. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:23 13-Oct-14</small>
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#::Wait ... did you say this is a ''meme?'' Like, claiming weird stuff about Miranda Cosgrove's organs is a standing joke on the Internet? I don't understand the world. That is clear. [[User:Snarglefoop|Snarglefoop]] ([[User talk:Snarglefoop|talk]]) 14:55, October 13, 2014 (UTC)
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#:I meant only an Uncyclopedia meme or [[Uncyclopedia:In-jokes|in-joke]], though this is not in any official list; not that it goes wider than Uncyclopedia. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:03 13-Oct-14</small>
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#I, on the other hand, ''did'' read the whole thing, and I came to the same conclusion. Indeed, uterine newts (and sometimes eels) and Miranda Cosgrove (who played Carly Shay in [[iCarly]], which may have originated the newt-pregnancy meme) are injokes here, perpetuated by Mnbvcxz--and I don't find the newt pregnancy stuff to be funny, which is to be expected from something that is merely an expression of someone's fetish. On this tine of the fork, arousal does not equal amusement. I will also echo the importance of reading the whole article, as [[Chess]], which has a sucky intro but a perfectly good middle, was deleted on the fork in Forest Fire Week, IIRC after being tagged by someone who often does not read past the intro and has thus destroyed several perfectly good articles. This anecdote is here not to shoehorn in goings-on at another random website for no reason, but to provide an example of what we shouldn't do here. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141013154855}}
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#:This is still a ballot, not a diary. Citing other websites and specific personalities at other websites is not a valid argument, in my opinion — either as examples or counterexamples. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:09 13-Oct-14</small>
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#::Well, you see, I think of it as citing Uncyclopedia to prove a point about Uncyclopedia. Clearly you don't see it that way, and your opinion is no less valid than mine so I suppose I'll just keep my mouth shut. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141013162602}}
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#{{Delete}} Straight to userspace. Unless I get to write an article about my disgusting fetishes. [[19 year old Colombian boys and girls covered in honey and tied up lightly]] coming to the main page soon. --[[User:Nikau|Nikau]] ([[User talk:Nikau|talk]]) 17:50, October 13, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep|"Her doctor...pronounced her Fallopian tubes "Thin as Paper" at a Veterinarian's office in L.A. called Healthy Hounds."}} I too have now given it a complete read — for the first time, in fact — and I enjoyed the ride. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:24 13-Oct-14</small>
 
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*Shall we leave the best one of these in mainspace and move it to [[World War II (movie)]]? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:22 25-Mar-13</small>
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*{{Yuk}} So after being double-barked at over wimping out after the first paragraph, I went back and read the whole thing. It is a fantasy piece of the sort dreamed up by 12 year old boys, which gave the author the chance to write "uterus" many times and even use such exciting terms as "cervix" and "reproductive system" in a few places. Unfortunately most of it is too far away from reality to be taken as anything except nonsense, and ''none of it is funny''. Furthermore, down at the end, it mutates briefly into a Wacky War article, which doesn't really improve things.<br>On the plus side, the grammar and spelling are both very clean. And that'll get you a free ride on the MBTA (at least, it will if you've also got two dollars along, to put in the little 'contributions' box at the front of the bus). [[User:Snarglefoop|Snarglefoop]] ([[User talk:Snarglefoop|talk]]) 16:12, October 13, 2014 (UTC)
*{{For}} This. You pick, but I think you already did with your voting pattern. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] the same as my time above
 
 
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#{{Delete}} I am nominating this to try to achieve improvements to, not deletion of, this article on the football manager by some editor Over There. I am not even sure whether getting thrown out of a cinema relates to anything. As it stands, the initial and recurring theme is Pedo/Anal/Rape/SexWithBlackMen Humor. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:17 14-Oct-14</small>
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#Can't we just delete this? I don't see anyone stepping forward to help. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141018213221}}
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#:We can and will, if we prevail in the vote. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:27 19-Oct-14</small>
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} more warcruft. This one is about WWII as a movie, and reads like it was written by a 10 year old. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 17:35, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{delete}} I'm sure we've already voted to delete one of these clones. NRV. (And the same delete vote on the above.) {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|01:27 26 Mar 2013}}
 
 
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*I'm not sure what's supposed to happen here, but you might be interested in [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Arsene_Wenger?oldid=1635086 this] slightly more sanitary version. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141014173645}}
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*:It is much cleaner, but it is also from 2007, and presumably omits comedy based on news in the last seven years — I assume there is some. Is there a Brit in the house who would like to do a merge? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:11 14-Oct-14</small>
 
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== [[World War VI]] ==
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#{{Delete}} 2007 Uncyclopedian {{U|Hpsucks}} believes this offshore affiliate of Hewlett-Packard is gay. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:17 15-Oct-14</small>
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#Boring. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141015204131}}
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#{{Delete}}Even the article's title is a turn off. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 22:02, October 17, 2014 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} another wacky war article. This is prone to using capslock for no apparent reason. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 17:26, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Notable as amateur fiction but certainly not as humor. The World Wars template reflects the fact that, at some point in our past, writing a new article about World War whatever was a cinch for permanence by meme (imitation). {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:11 25-Mar-13</small>
 
 
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*The others you list (as of now) are blah wars, not even worth fighting. This article seems like it had some thought into it, has lots of words and detail, its own maps apparently which follow the fighting, and might have redeeming value. I haven't read much of it, so maybe it's all jibberish under a candy covering, so for now I'll restrict this to a comment. The other ones, if you want to count my vote as a delete, please do so. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] 17:56 25-3-'13
 
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#{{Delete}} This isn't horrible, but it's also not funny, IMHO. The humor is too strained. It's a sort of parody of a parody of a minor character in the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoons, and from me, at least, it gets a great big "Eh what??", and the question, "Why does the world need this article?" leaps unbidden to one's mind. [[User:Snarglefoop|Snarglefoop]] ([[User talk:Snarglefoop|talk]]) 20:23, October 15, 2014 (UTC)
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|delete=#{{delete}} a typical wacky war. I think this might be trying to half-parody the wacky war meme, but we don't need to parody ourselves. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 17:18, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} The only authentic humor here, the question-mark-shaped [[Amnesia Islands]], have their own Uncyclopedia article. The only other humor here, stupid reasons to start a war, are moot as the war in question was never really started. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:15 25-Mar-13</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} Indeed there are not; the nonsense list, the dodgy humor, and even the dangling final sentence in the Intro about the theater waist-deep in cum, are from original author {{U|Strook}} in 2009. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:32 15-Oct-14</small>
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#{{Delete}}. Checked the article's history. The author put this up for Pee Review! What was said there still stands. What a pile of puke!--{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 22:05, October 17, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete|Pedo Humor.}} UnBook written in the voice of Michael Jackson invites prospects to come to Neverland. Written to be creepy, not funny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:16 18-Oct-14</small>
#{{Delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 19:27, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
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edit Lake Zurich, Illinois H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Imagine, a small Midwestern town that has two kinds of assholes, megalomaniacs, and Mexicans! Anon was just in to correct the list of elementary schools. Either that, or cyber-bully. Who knows? Who cares? Spıke ¬ 14:13 10-Oct-14
  2. What do Lake Zurich and this article have in common? They're both boring. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 16:22 10 Oct 2014
  3. Lake what? Where?? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:55, October 15, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. Nobody's ever going to look this up but maybe for the one or two people from Lake Zurich that do, they'll find it funny. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:12, October 11, 2014 (UTC)

edit Third World War H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nothing much in the article. No humour, no encyclopedic parody. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:47, October 11, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Concept is Wacky War plus history-of-the-future. Execution is stuck in lists, including the unfunny list of names of countries. Writing style is gibberish, starting with the first sentence — "...an armed conflict in The Third World, that took place during The Third World..." — not even a conundrum; ending with, "The outcome...is unclear." Spıke ¬ 15:01 11-Oct-14
  3. Symbol delete vote 123,456,789 (which is roughly over 9000). Little more than a few bad puns glued together with randomness and nonsense numbers. Includes a poke at Jews for good measure--of stupidity. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 16:14 11 Oct 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Boring. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:16, October 11, 2014 (UTC)
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edit The Last World War H T D Survivor

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. In depth analysis, stage-by-stage using maps, of a made-up conflict that only the author cares about. Complete with made-up statistics like "123,456" as well. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:49, October 11, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote It is occasionally criticized for being slightly destructive. The intro--from which that sentence is taken--looked promising, but the descriptions of the conflict didn't do anything for me. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 16:27 11 Oct 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article about nothing keeps begging for editors' time to fix it up, while never inducing anyone to take control and make it funny. See also Comments. Spıke ¬ 12:05 13-Oct-14
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Sorry, but I found it funny, especially the maps. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:27, October 11, 2014 (UTC)
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  • I voted Symbol keep vote Keep last time based on Aleister doing work, a commitment that he says in the ballot he never made. I had been moved at the concept of the unknowability of a Last War; now I find the concept undeveloped and I think the bit about humanity going extinct and the author being a panda is dumb. Llwy is working on it, but the maps Anton199 likes suggest to me comic book, not encyclopedia; and the problem is the text, which needs a better comedy theme than "War so nutty!" Spıke ¬ 16:48 11-Oct-14
    All I did was fix some spelling and formatting, and I don't see myself doing any more; I wouldn't overestimate me. It's more readable now, but no funnier. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 16:56 11 Oct 2014

edit Devon H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yet another article about some small area in England which is said to be inhabited by some sort of subhuman creatures that don't really speak English. Snarglefoop (talk) 02:09, October 12, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote the disease known as ‘chav’. Long string of attacks on Devon, with no humour and less concept. I believe there was a campaign to clear out such towncruft earlier in the century, but I wasn't there at the time; I was busy huffing imaginary rainbows. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 02:13 12 Oct 2014
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  • Here is the last version by the first author; it's nothing spectacular and it's very short, but it's better than what's there now. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 02:20 12 Oct 2014
    Not much in the original version worth keeping, nor even worth the time to give it mark-up. I've deleted a lot of cruft from the current version; there is material inside that one could make an article out of. The content-free Intro prepares the reviewer for the worst. Unfortunately, the new author of Dudley, Mjr74 lives far away from Devon, if I read my maps aright, so we can't saddle him with this. Spıke ¬ 11:25 12-Oct-14
    I notified Mjr74 anyway; he says he has visited Devon and has stuff he could add. Spıke ¬ 01:56 14-Oct-14

edit Good Electricity and Bad Electricity H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A tiny bit of pseudo-intellectualism. Might fit on Illogicopedia. Spıke ¬ 14:04 12-Oct-14
  2. Agreed. I'll stick it there right now. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 18:36 12 Oct 2014
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edit UnNews:NRA celebrates Colorado theatre shootings H D

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  1. First paragraph discloses to us that we are about to be treated to a more or less serious portrayal of the incident. The rest of the article tries and fails to remedy this shortcoming. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 20:14 12 Oct 2014 It seems more like criticism than satire, even though it is over-the-top. I'm waffling though. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 21:43 12 Oct 2014
    Errrmmmm ... Did you per chance read the linked article on Yahoo about the actual incident? More or less serious indeed.... Snarglefoop (talk) 20:56, October 12, 2014 (UTC)
    Original rationale rescinded because it was stupid. Separately, the fact that it was written by Aimsplode is certainly not a factor (though having little souvenirs of him around is not particularly pleasant). -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 21:43 12 Oct 2014
    Indeed. (I moved part of Llwy's post, above, to avoid an empty nomination.) In my opinion, you could vote Symbol delete vote Delete from sheer advocacy or from unfunniness but Snarglefoop should resist the temptation to vote according to whether he agrees with its apparent thesis. Spıke ¬ 22:52 12-Oct-14
    Heaven forbid! Humor sit omne hominis! Snarglefoop (talk) 23:26, October 12, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The author is trying to write a satire, but has very little to satirise, and fails miserably. ConCass2 (talk) 20:57, October 18, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Nomination suggested that the UnNews was a "serious portrayal" of a massacre; it is not. I don't agree with, nor like, its thesis, that gun crimes are evidence that the NRA (also, incidentally, Christians) are laughably wrong. The Source, a Yahoo blog about a gloating tweet "associated" with the NRA, is misleading, as the NRA never endorses crimes using guns; I think the tweet was more likely planted. But I'm not sure that any of this, or the fact that it was written by a permabanned user, justify deleting it. Spıke ¬ 21:28 12-Oct-14
  • Dunno. You have to hate the NRA pretty severely to find this funny, I think, 'cuz it's so totally contrary to reality. To be funny, I think stuff generally has to fall into the "uncanny valley" where it's almost believable, but not quite, and this is totally off the mark. To find it "almost believable" to you'd need to seriously believe the NRA was a bunch of raving lunatics.
    And as to the post reported by Yahoo -- even if it was really from the NRA it was just a case of bad timing (and it was probably either auto-generated after being scheduled days before, or it was sent by someone who hadn't heard the news); it appeared to me to be entirely unrelated to the shooting incident. Snarglefoop (talk) 03:22, October 13, 2014 (UTC)
    Again, less likely to be the NRA celebrating the massacre than anti-NRA forces (I include Yahoo) trying to make hay over it. In any case, though, if the author is not already anti-NRA, he will not be laughing but will be trying to gauge what this article is advocating. Goes against my advice to authors on writing about extremists (not that that means automatic deletion). Spıke ¬ 14:32 13-Oct-14

edit Uterus or GTFO! H T D

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  1. Per Spike on my talk page, this article documents a meme without making it funny. It seems to exist mainly to advertise pictures of pregnant women. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 00:38 13 Oct 2014
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per me on her talk page: "A flagrant example of (1) basing an Uncyclopedia article on a meme (viz, "Tits or GTFO," that is: post pornography or I will assume it never happened) from another website and (2) extrapolating so far that the reader has to "guess the punch line to read the joke." I stated no opinion on his goals, as I would grant Mnbvcxz his little affectation if he would just quit changing diapers and return. Spıke ¬ 00:49 13-Oct-14
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If anything brings back Preggo man, it will be deleting this article. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:05, October 16, 2014 (UTC)

edit Threesome H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Article, ostensibly about group sex, makes the point that Catholics whip sinners, and keeps making it and making it until it becomes totally non-encyclopedic and the goal is to see how far into the reader's head it can be driven, not to be funny. Spıke ¬ 12:11 13-Oct-14
  2. It's like the article is whipping the reader's brain for committing the sin of trying to read it. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 16:05 13 Oct 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Ho hum Whatever it is it doesn't seem to be funny. Snarglefoop (talk) 03:45, October 14, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 01:12, October 15, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's a bit silly but I don't see why it should head for the shredder. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:01, October 17, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Miranda Cosgrove's Uterus H D

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  1. Yuk Delete I confess I only read the first paragraph. (If anyone wants to tell me I'm an irresponsible jerk for nomming it without first reading the whole thing, go right ahead ... but please read the whole thing yourself before you do that.) Snarglefoop (talk) 13:15, October 13, 2014 (UTC)
    Yeah, I'll step up to that task; the reason VFD is here is to ensure authors that their stuff won't be deleted without discussion, vote, and 24-hour notice; and authors should get the additional safeguard of knowing that any nominator will evaluate the whole thing. (Even the history, as the rules require, and perhaps the talk page.) If all you know is that it has a crappy Intro, repair might not require deleting the entire page. If you had gotten to the end, you would have seen a hint that this is one of the articles fleshing out Mnbvcxz's pregnancy infatuation. Some voters may view this as an inherent part of the history of Uncyclopedia. On the nomination itself, I'm abstaining. Cosgrove is a celebrity but there is no real comedy point to us speculating about her innards. We have deleted knock-offs of this meme. Spıke ¬ 14:23 13-Oct-14
    Wait ... did you say this is a meme? Like, claiming weird stuff about Miranda Cosgrove's organs is a standing joke on the Internet? I don't understand the world. That is clear. Snarglefoop (talk) 14:55, October 13, 2014 (UTC)
    I meant only an Uncyclopedia meme or in-joke, though this is not in any official list; not that it goes wider than Uncyclopedia. Spıke ¬ 15:03 13-Oct-14
  2. I, on the other hand, did read the whole thing, and I came to the same conclusion. Indeed, uterine newts (and sometimes eels) and Miranda Cosgrove (who played Carly Shay in iCarly, which may have originated the newt-pregnancy meme) are injokes here, perpetuated by Mnbvcxz--and I don't find the newt pregnancy stuff to be funny, which is to be expected from something that is merely an expression of someone's fetish. On this tine of the fork, arousal does not equal amusement. I will also echo the importance of reading the whole article, as Chess, which has a sucky intro but a perfectly good middle, was deleted on the fork in Forest Fire Week, IIRC after being tagged by someone who often does not read past the intro and has thus destroyed several perfectly good articles. This anecdote is here not to shoehorn in goings-on at another random website for no reason, but to provide an example of what we shouldn't do here. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 15:48 13 Oct 2014
    This is still a ballot, not a diary. Citing other websites and specific personalities at other websites is not a valid argument, in my opinion — either as examples or counterexamples. Spıke ¬ 16:09 13-Oct-14
    Well, you see, I think of it as citing Uncyclopedia to prove a point about Uncyclopedia. Clearly you don't see it that way, and your opinion is no less valid than mine so I suppose I'll just keep my mouth shut. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 16:26 13 Oct 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Straight to userspace. Unless I get to write an article about my disgusting fetishes. 19 year old Colombian boys and girls covered in honey and tied up lightly coming to the main page soon. --Nikau (talk) 17:50, October 13, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote "Her doctor...pronounced her Fallopian tubes "Thin as Paper" at a Veterinarian's office in L.A. called Healthy Hounds." I too have now given it a complete read — for the first time, in fact — and I enjoyed the ride. Spıke ¬ 16:24 13-Oct-14
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  • Yuk Yuk. So after being double-barked at over wimping out after the first paragraph, I went back and read the whole thing. It is a fantasy piece of the sort dreamed up by 12 year old boys, which gave the author the chance to write "uterus" many times and even use such exciting terms as "cervix" and "reproductive system" in a few places. Unfortunately most of it is too far away from reality to be taken as anything except nonsense, and none of it is funny. Furthermore, down at the end, it mutates briefly into a Wacky War article, which doesn't really improve things.
    On the plus side, the grammar and spelling are both very clean. And that'll get you a free ride on the MBTA (at least, it will if you've also got two dollars along, to put in the little 'contributions' box at the front of the bus). Snarglefoop (talk) 16:12, October 13, 2014 (UTC)

edit Arsene Wenger H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I am nominating this to try to achieve improvements to, not deletion of, this article on the football manager by some editor Over There. I am not even sure whether getting thrown out of a cinema relates to anything. As it stands, the initial and recurring theme is Pedo/Anal/Rape/SexWithBlackMen Humor. Spıke ¬ 13:17 14-Oct-14
  2. Can't we just delete this? I don't see anyone stepping forward to help. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 21:32 18 Oct 2014
    We can and will, if we prevail in the vote. Spıke ¬ 01:27 19-Oct-14
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  • I'm not sure what's supposed to happen here, but you might be interested in this slightly more sanitary version. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 17:36 14 Oct 2014
    It is much cleaner, but it is also from 2007, and presumably omits comedy based on news in the last seven years — I assume there is some. Is there a Brit in the house who would like to do a merge? Spıke ¬ 18:11 14-Oct-14

edit HP Costa Rica Today H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. 2007 Uncyclopedian Hpsucks believes this offshore affiliate of Hewlett-Packard is gay. Spıke ¬ 20:17 15-Oct-14
  2. Boring. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 20:41 15 Oct 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.Even the article's title is a turn off. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:02, October 17, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Tails the Straight H T D Survivor

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This isn't horrible, but it's also not funny, IMHO. The humor is too strained. It's a sort of parody of a parody of a minor character in the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoons, and from me, at least, it gets a great big "Eh what??", and the question, "Why does the world need this article?" leaps unbidden to one's mind. Snarglefoop (talk) 20:23, October 15, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Like last time. Spıke ¬ 20:29 15-Oct-14
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edit The Good, the Bad and the Ugly H T D

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  1. Spotted by an IP who pointed it out on the talk page, and unfortunately now has the idea that it reflects the quality of the entire website. In fact, it does not: it is a long string of explicit gay sex 'jokes', ending in a pointless list full of nonsense numbers. There are no better versions in the history. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 20:28 15 Oct 2014
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Indeed there are not; the nonsense list, the dodgy humor, and even the dangling final sentence in the Intro about the theater waist-deep in cum, are from original author Strook in 2009. Spıke ¬ 20:32 15-Oct-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.. Checked the article's history. The author put this up for Pee Review! What was said there still stands. What a pile of puke!--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:05, October 17, 2014 (UTC)
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  • IP sez, "Now I hate this website and it's your fault"? Not a consideration. Spıke ¬ 20:34 15-Oct-14

edit UnBooks:So Your Parents Hate You: A Guide H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Pedo Humor. UnBook written in the voice of Michael Jackson invites prospects to come to Neverland. Written to be creepy, not funny. Spıke ¬ 21:16 18-Oct-14
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  1. Symbol keep vote Set up alarms in the middle of the night to keep throwing your tantrum. I got a few laughs out of it--the concept is that reasonable things parents do are the ultimate signs of evil, and that's funny. I see nothing about paedophilia or Michael Jackson; if they're there anywhere, it's too subtle for me to pick up. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 21:28 18 Oct 2014
    Correction: I see that 'I' links to Michael Jackson in one or two places. Even so, however, I don't see the pedo stuff. Michael Jackson could easily be removed, leaving what appears to be an innocent article. I'll fix the grammar and punctuation. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 21:36 18 Oct 2014
    I've cleaned it up and given it a different ending. I encourage Spike to reconsider. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 22:06 18 Oct 2014
    Further correction: After doing some research, it turns out that Michael Jackson did apparently molest children, so you're not entirely off-base. In any case, that stuff is gone, so yeah. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 23:55 18 Oct 2014
    Impressive copy-editing, but then you tipped the Tipp-Ex onto the page, replacing the ending where creepy author exposes (!) himself as Jackson with an ending where author mumbles and wanders off. I won't reconsider (yet) but will lose the vote fair and square. Spıke ¬ 01:27 19-Oct-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. The reworked version seems funny enough to me. (But perhaps my brain has melted from reading too many VFD'd articles...) Snarglefoop (talk) 00:28, October 19, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Laptop H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Obnoxious teenagers who talk to their parents like shit were caused by laptops. This article begins with the premises that laptops are useful for viewing porn and are 'three dimensional magic box[es]', then goes on to discuss... essentially nothing. It has been almost the same since it was rewritten in 2007; prior to that, it wasn't much better (It is project with much effort, but it not marketable and usable. Then he exploded.). I have a replacement at User:Llwy-ar-lawr/Laptop. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 06:34 19 Oct 2014
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Intro also has a list of memes and a junk acronym; pointless Section 2 is overwhelmed by illustrations; then nothing but listcruft until the trite finale: Laptops are actually alien lifeforms. Proposed replacement is not ready.... Spıke ¬  10:47, 19 October 2014
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  • Detailed editing comments moved to replacement article's talk page. Spıke ¬ 17:04 19-Oct-14

edit Igpay Atinlay H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. 1 gimmick, 0 jokes (may be more than 0 but it's too tedious to scan the article to see if there are jokes). Page title with gimmick applied to it ensures no one will search for it, or they will get exactly what they expected and will not laugh. Spıke ¬ 10:38 19-Oct-14
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edit That Guy You Hate H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Gay humour. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:51, October 19, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A non-encyclopedic chat about no one. The title plus the template ("This page...is completely worthless") plus the Intro ("let's do some quality bitching about that little fucker") should keep the reader from reading further. Spıke ¬ 17:07 19-Oct-14
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Strangely, the profanity knocks back the humour and makes the article less funny. But the subject has potential for a good page and doesn't look like something thrown together by an anon in 5 minutes. ConCass2 (talk) 20:36, October 19, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Movie Of Lady Whose Ankle Is Showing H T D Survivor

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not that bad, but not good either. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:59, October 19, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Not that good, but not bad either. No, seriously, it has a good comedy theme — the very low threshold, a century ago, for the prudish to express horror; and develops it with refinement. Spıke ¬ 17:11 19-Oct-14
  2. Wait, you mean over in America it is normal for women to show their ankles, and that this is just a pisstake? How modern. Before I go off-subject, Symbol keep vote keep is my vote since this page made me chuckle. ConCass2 (talk) 20:31, October 19, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Short Circuit H D

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Symbol delete vote Delete. No redeeming qualities. Spıke ¬ 00:21 20-Oct-14

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  • Just wondering of you've even seen the movies, Spike? --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 03:45, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
    I have not. I was not evaluating the movies. The Uncyclopedia page is a start-to-finish Anal Sex Joke. Spıke ¬ 12:12 20-Oct-14
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