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#{{Delete}} Random and not-funny. Not an encyclopedic title either. The two templates on the page warn you of the random nature of the article, suggesting you edit it to resolve that issue and that a now-extinct organisation proposed to re-write it. If a re-write was stonkingly good and mocked the aspect of Hitler running away to South America and having a son then a re-write may be favoured. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 06:59, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} The use of {{Tl|Random}} is not grounds for VFD, and nominator might even clear it away; but an article about a "hit sequel to the...game...from 1978 which never existed" — more than the template — is a green light to the world's Anons to use this article for typing practice. Has nothing to say and no one cares. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:58 7-Apr-14</small>
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#....taxis? [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 12:34 7-4-14
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#…taxonomy? But that first image is a rival for [[:File:Tony blair pimp.JPG]]. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|12:06 pm 12 Apr 2014}}
 
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#{{Delete}} Currently a moron magnet; and in general, neither funny, useful, or relevant to anything. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:01 7-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 15:04, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Ace was there. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|12:12 pm 12 Apr 2014}}
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#{{Delete}} Some pieces are good, but all in all - restart. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 10:47, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Random and not funny. Could do with a re-write but I'm not prepared to do one. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:35, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} From Godzilla to Christo, the five paragraphs here are name-dropping, not a complete article with a comedy theme. Typos galore. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:13 7-Apr-14</small>
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#I did a prune job and it seem alright now. Lots of stupid removed, the remaining stupid at least gives a structure to build on. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 19:54 7-4-14
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*Thanks Al, I'll leave my vote on VFD for at least a day so that people see and then they can add to it. Then I'll withdraw the nom. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:57, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} ''"War with the Hornet(1500-2009) (The only section worth reading in this shitty article)"'' sums it up nicely. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:44, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Photo-less article's theme is dog turds, then the article itself, bickering with itself. I presume that, in 2007, the Rabbi was still amused at being an author and not so experienced as to do it right. Includes memes (Dubya? WMD?) and nonsense numbers. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:04 7-Apr-14</small>
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#Rabbi Techno's original seems fine, and held my interest enough to actually read the whole thing. Could use work and pictures though. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:23 7-4-14
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#{{Delete}} Un-encyclopedic and random. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:49, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
 
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*A Welsh version of the Belgian (''et al.'') Congo could be fun if written by someone who knew something about Wales (other than its native translation) and about Africa. I've cleared up the worst here but it still lacks a reason to exist. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:11 7-Apr-14</small>
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#<s>{{Delete}} Pen Island (Penis land) should be a fun article full of ''double entendres'' that feint toward but never touch the organ. What we have is increasingly dumb digressions by kids who are giddy about writing penis jokes to strangers. When you get to the end you realize that none of it is an original comedy creation but yet another Uncyclopedia article that derives all its humor from a pre-existing meme with its own (several) websites. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:11 27-Mar-13</small></s> '''Withdrawn.''' {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:35 28-Mar-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Random. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:50, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Do something with it, other than this randomness loosely bound to "Georg Dobbeyer Büch" (sadly, only a piped link to the usual Bush article). {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:14 7-Apr-14</small>
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#The original isn't horribly bad. Or it can be deleted and redirected to [[Homophone]], the article that almost turned me gay. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:25 7-4-14
 
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*The illustrations here should be kept, but very little of the text has merit. Various IP's have made poor additions to this article that should be reverted. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 14:44, March 27, 2013 (UTC)
 
*:I've reverted the article and done a heavy copy-edit. The initial photo, according to the summary by {{U|TheLedBalloon}}, seems to have been lifted from one of those other websites; the aerial photo is used at [[Penis]] and many other places; the mushrooms are also used in a page in Puppy's userspace; the chimpanzee photo was a casualty, as it never related to this article, as most of the former text didn't either. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:37 27-Mar-13</small>
 
 
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== [[World War II:This Time it's Personal]] ==
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#{{Delete}} Un-encyclopedic and not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:51, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} If Tom Cruise were actually notorious for farting, then the article would have a comedy strategy. As is, it is just author's joy of writing fart jokes to strangers. The Fast Fart Transform could be the seed of a theme, but author doesn't take it anywhere — except "into the rectum." See above. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:58 7-Apr-14</small>
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#blurp [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 19:19 8-4-14
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#{{Delete}} {{User:Anton199/sig}} 12:07, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} apparently, we have 3 versions of this article for some reason. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 17:41, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Okay, so the joke is, since World War II was a "duplicate war" (of World War I) (only it wasn't except in the eyes of a grade-schooler who has two more years before taking a course on World History) (or was it a duplicate Stephen Spielberg movie?) create an Uncyclopedia article "in the style of the thing it's about" by creating an arbitrary number of copies. One copy for everything the reader might search for, and then some; a brilliant alternative to the Redirect. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:19 25-Mar-13</small>
 
#War leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Someone else's intestines! [[user:Aleister|''Let God Sort Them Out'']] 23:30 25-3-'13
 
 
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== [[The Second World War II]] ==
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#{{Delete}} Just a mix of [[A wizard did it]] and [[That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada]] without any additional value from the author's part. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 16:42, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} You nominated while I was not looking - how ingenious. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 16:45, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
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#blurp [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 19:19 8-4-14
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|delete=#{{delete}} a new clone of a the article below, this one seems a bit worse. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 17:37, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} "Uncyclopedia is a place for original comedy creations." This article even has a template ({{Tl|Merge}}), for Chrissakes, to advise the reader that it isn't one. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:22 25-Mar-13</small>
 
#War is unhealthy for children and other cannon fodder. [[user:Aleister|''General Deletion'']] 23:27 25-3-'13
 
 
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*Shall we leave the best one of these in mainspace and move it to [[World War II (movie)]]? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:22 25-Mar-13</small>
 
*{{For}} This. You pick, but I think you already did with your voting pattern. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] the same as my time above
 
 
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== [[The Second World War]] ==
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#{{Delete}} I couldn't find this funny. Also, sorry for putting the twentieth nomination here. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 18:16, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
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#blurp [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 19:19 8-4-14
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#{{Delete}} {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>09:51 9-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Target down. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 12:59, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} more warcruft. This one is about WWII as a movie, and reads like it was written by a 10 year old. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 17:35, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{delete}} I'm sure we've already voted to delete one of these clones. NRV. (And the same delete vote on the above.) {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|01:27 26 Mar 2013}}
 
 
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== [[World War VI]] ==
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#{{Delete}} [[Stephen Hawking ran over my cat|Almost plagiarism]]. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 18:53, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} No almost about it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:57 11-Apr-14</small>
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#Kip didn't even format it right, he should know better. Only the best formatting for My Sojourn! [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:07 11-4-14
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|delete=#{{delete}} another wacky war article. This is prone to using capslock for no apparent reason. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 17:26, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Notable as amateur fiction but certainly not as humor. The World Wars template reflects the fact that, at some point in our past, writing a new article about World War whatever was a cinch for permanence by meme (imitation). {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:11 25-Mar-13</small>
 
 
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*The others you list (as of now) are blah wars, not even worth fighting. This article seems like it had some thought into it, has lots of words and detail, its own maps apparently which follow the fighting, and might have redeeming value. I haven't read much of it, so maybe it's all jibberish under a candy covering, so for now I'll restrict this to a comment. The other ones, if you want to count my vote as a delete, please do so. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] 17:56 25-3-'13
 
*:For the record, when counting, I am not going to hallucinate Aleister Delete votes onto a ballot based on discussion that occurs on some other ballot. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:11 25-Mar-13</small>
 
 
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== [[World War What]] ==
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#{{Delete}} I was sorting out [[Unquotable]] when I came across this article. I don't think we should catalogue all the crap quotes too. Not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 17:09, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Every stupid thing Anon has typed into an article is not worth warehousing, less still assembling into monument by way of ranting about their stupidity. "Random unfunny quotes" are unfunny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:15 12-Apr-14</small>
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#randomly banning and deleting [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 12:28 13-4-14
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#{{Delete|Ah, terrible}} {{User:Anton199/sig}} 10:43, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} a typical wacky war. I think this might be trying to half-parody the wacky war meme, but we don't need to parody ourselves. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 17:18, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} The only authentic humor here, the question-mark-shaped [[Amnesia Islands]], have their own Uncyclopedia article. The only other humor here, stupid reasons to start a war, are moot as the war in question was never really started. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:15 25-Mar-13</small>
 
#War, what is it good for? [[user:Aleister|''General Deletion'']] 23:27 25-3-'13
 
 
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== [[HowTo:Be a liberal]] ==
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#{{Delete}} I am glad the author enjoyed his sojourn to a soda machine, but what's funny about it? {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:08, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Anton's My Sojourn project is well into double digits, and this one doesn't make the cut. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:24 14-Apr-14</small>
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#I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 12:05 14-4-14
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#{{Delete|Advocacy.}} Conservatives wrote this sprawling catalog of liberal fallacies, liberal failures, and liberal gaffes, replete with external links and in-line YouTube videos, and liberals vandalized it so much that the entire first screenful is now warnings to liberals and the reader. (I found it when cleaning up after our deletion of [[:Template:Number of Maimings]].) {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:43 25-Mar-13</small>
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#<s>{{Delete}} Plot? Jokes? {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:23, April 14, 2014 (UTC)</s>
#{{Delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 19:27, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} No, and no. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:25 14-Apr-14</small>
#{{Delete}} As above, but more importantly it just lacks any funny. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|08:35 26 Mar 2013}}
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#Added a bit more, this is one worth saving me tinks. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 11:54 14-4-14
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#Fine now. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 14:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
 
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== [[Jesse Jackson]] ==
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#{{Delete}} Courage! Not many of them left! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:35, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#My Sojourn to delete this specific My Sojourn page. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 12:03 14-4-14
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#{{Delete}} Pile it on the bonfire and it will be hotter. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:24 14-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Let's turn this bonfire into a barbecue and have some sausages! {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 18:07, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete|Me is black, so honky stay back.}} This article has become a repository for racist jokes having nothing to do with Jesse Jackson (including Ebonics the way no one speaks it), other jokes having nothing to do with anything ("Abortion bill? Pay it!" is a decades-old Pope joke), and even anti-Semitism having nothing to do with Jackson's anti-Semitism. Start over. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:30 25-Mar-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} A main page that tries to be exactly the opposite of our main page. It's not very funny and not even consistent in it ("Vote for featured image", "Today's Featured Article", etc.). {{User:Anton199/sig}} 12:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
#{{delete}} I would call this one randumbo rather than racist. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 13:18, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Lame attempts at humor through rote translation of our main pages should use Babel instead. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:23 14-Apr-14</small>
#Couldn't even read more than a few sentences, and with a glance over the page it didn't get better. Michael Jackson's dad deserves better. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] 13:22 25-3-'13
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#{{Delete}} Just bad. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 14:17, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|Admin almost gets raped.}} A copycat article made of pure navelism. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:21 14-Apr-14</small>
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#blahk is the new plink [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 14:28 14-4-14
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#{{Keep}} Several hands are in to save this one. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:53 17-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Keep}} And when we say hands we mean parts of the body not naval personnel. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 12:41, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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#:Don't know what you use to type on that Mobile device, but let me say instead that several fingers are in. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:05 17-Apr-14</small>
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#::When we say finger here we are refering to a part of the body and not thin chunks of fish or shortbread, shots of brandy, identifying a person or object or reporting an incident to the police. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 15:30, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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* Virtuoso Uncyclopedian {{U|Paizuri}} seems to have written this article at the time of the Gaza War based on your-face-assaulted-my-fist irony, humor too subtle for those in-theater. Over the years, it has attracted the predictable additions accusing Israel, or Shitrael, of stealing land. {{U|Mctomerd11}}, from Israel, surely based his nomination on the article's resulting point-of-view rather than the amount of humor. I'm sure it could be fixed to amuse rather than persuade — not sure how long it would stay in that state. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:24 16-Apr-14</small>
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*:Re-wrote most of this, my hand slipped, clicked the large beginner's guide link by accident and hate myself. None of it saved and I lack the will to do it again. Pity and damn myself. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 18:31, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
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*:Screw that. I'm not giving up. Here goes again! {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 18:32, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
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*::I have done that. There is a way to get it back. In Mozilla, Alt-LeftArrow returns to the previous state of the window, with the edit window as you left it. I do know how you feel about the difficulty of re-creating an edit the second time. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:36 16-Apr-14</small>
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*:::Damn should have waited for that helpful reply. Thanks Spike, though as I did not know this I have re-written from memory. I'm not sure it is as good as I originally wrote it but I remembered the important jokes. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:00, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
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*::::Let's delete the Beginner's Guide, so accidents like this don't occur! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 08:16, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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*:::::You mean the link? More on this article discussed at [[User talk:SPIKE#Gaza War|Spike's talk page]] and [[User talk:Mctomerd11#Gaza War on VFD|Mctomerd11's talk page]]. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 08:24, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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*::::::No, the actual Beginner's Guide. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 08:39, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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*::Yes. To hell with Beginners. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:33 17-Apr-14</small>
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*The brief, anti-Western career of {{U|90s Kid21}} reached this page, inserting the photos of anti-Israel sign-carriers. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:53 17-Apr-14</small>
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edit Adolf Hitler, Jr. H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random and not-funny. Not an encyclopedic title either. The two templates on the page warn you of the random nature of the article, suggesting you edit it to resolve that issue and that a now-extinct organisation proposed to re-write it. If a re-write was stonkingly good and mocked the aspect of Hitler running away to South America and having a son then a re-write may be favoured. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:59, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The use of {{Random}} is not grounds for VFD, and nominator might even clear it away; but an article about a "hit sequel to the...game...from 1978 which never existed" — more than the template — is a green light to the world's Anons to use this article for typing practice. Has nothing to say and no one cares. Spıke ¬ 11:58 7-Apr-14
  3. ....taxis? Aleister 12:34 7-4-14
  4. …taxonomy? But that first image is a rival for File:Tony blair pimp.JPG.                               Puppy's talk page12:06 pm 12 Apr 2014
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edit Stupidity Syndrome H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Currently a moron magnet; and in general, neither funny, useful, or relevant to anything. Spıke ¬ 13:01 7-Apr-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:04, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ace was there.                               Puppy's talk page12:12 pm 12 Apr 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some pieces are good, but all in all - restart. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:47, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Empire State Building H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random and not funny. Could do with a re-write but I'm not prepared to do one. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:35, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. From Godzilla to Christo, the five paragraphs here are name-dropping, not a complete article with a comedy theme. Typos galore. Spıke ¬ 23:13 7-Apr-14
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  1. I did a prune job and it seem alright now. Lots of stupid removed, the remaining stupid at least gives a structure to build on. Aleister 19:54 7-4-14
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  • Thanks Al, I'll leave my vote on VFD for at least a day so that people see and then they can add to it. Then I'll withdraw the nom. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:57, April 7, 2014 (UTC)

edit Wasp H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. "War with the Hornet(1500-2009) (The only section worth reading in this shitty article)" sums it up nicely. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:44, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Photo-less article's theme is dog turds, then the article itself, bickering with itself. I presume that, in 2007, the Rabbi was still amused at being an author and not so experienced as to do it right. Includes memes (Dubya? WMD?) and nonsense numbers. Spıke ¬ 23:04 7-Apr-14
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  1. Rabbi Techno's original seems fine, and held my interest enough to actually read the whole thing. Could use work and pictures though. Aleister 20:23 7-4-14
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edit Welsh Congo H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-encyclopedic and random. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:49, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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  • A Welsh version of the Belgian (et al.) Congo could be fun if written by someone who knew something about Wales (other than its native translation) and about Africa. I've cleared up the worst here but it still lacks a reason to exist. Spıke ¬ 23:11 7-Apr-14

edit Alexander Graham Bell H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:50, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Do something with it, other than this randomness loosely bound to "Georg Dobbeyer Büch" (sadly, only a piped link to the usual Bush article). Spıke ¬ 23:14 7-Apr-14
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  1. The original isn't horribly bad. Or it can be deleted and redirected to Homophone, the article that almost turned me gay. Aleister 20:25 7-4-14
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edit Fart filter H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-encyclopedic and not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:51, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. If Tom Cruise were actually notorious for farting, then the article would have a comedy strategy. As is, it is just author's joy of writing fart jokes to strangers. The Fast Fart Transform could be the seed of a theme, but author doesn't take it anywhere — except "into the rectum." See above. Spıke ¬ 22:58 7-Apr-14
  3. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:07, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That time a wizard did it during my sojourn in Canada H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just a mix of A wizard did it and That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada without any additional value from the author's part. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:42, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. You nominated while I was not looking - how ingenious. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:45, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  3. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 09:48 9-Apr-14
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edit That time I was nearly raped by the power rangers during my sojourn to the 90's H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I couldn't find this funny. Also, sorry for putting the twentieth nomination here. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:16, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 09:51 9-Apr-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Target down. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:59, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That time Stephen Hawking ran over my cat during my sojourn in Oxford H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Almost plagiarism. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:53, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. No almost about it. Spıke ¬ 18:57 11-Apr-14
  3. Kip didn't even format it right, he should know better. Only the best formatting for My Sojourn! Aleister 20:07 11-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:03, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Unquotable:Random unfunny quotes H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I was sorting out Unquotable when I came across this article. I don't think we should catalogue all the crap quotes too. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:09, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Every stupid thing Anon has typed into an article is not worth warehousing, less still assembling into monument by way of ranting about their stupidity. "Random unfunny quotes" are unfunny. Spıke ¬ 21:15 12-Apr-14
  3. randomly banning and deleting Aleister 12:28 13-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Ah, terrible Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:43, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That time I wasn't raped by anything during my sojourn to a soda machine H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I am glad the author enjoyed his sojourn to a soda machine, but what's funny about it? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:08, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton's My Sojourn project is well into double digits, and this one doesn't make the cut. Spıke ¬ 11:24 14-Apr-14
  3. I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky. Aleister 12:05 14-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:13, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit 🔒 That time I was nearly killed by Christian Bale during my sojourn on Terminator Salvation H T D Survivor Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Plot? Jokes? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:23, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. No, and no. Spıke ¬ 11:25 14-Apr-14
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  1. Added a bit more, this is one worth saving me tinks. Aleister 11:54 14-4-14
  2. Fine now. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That time I didn't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation during my sojourn in Panera H T D Survivor

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Courage! Not many of them left! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:35, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. My Sojourn to delete this specific My Sojourn page. Aleister 12:03 14-4-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pile it on the bonfire and it will be hotter. Spıke ¬ 12:24 14-Apr-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Let's turn this bonfire into a barbecue and have some sausages! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:07, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Alternate universe H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A main page that tries to be exactly the opposite of our main page. It's not very funny and not even consistent in it ("Vote for featured image", "Today's Featured Article", etc.). Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lame attempts at humor through rote translation of our main pages should use Babel instead. Spıke ¬ 12:23 14-Apr-14
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edit That time I was nearly raped by an IP during my sojourn in the talk page of Category:My sojourn H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just bad. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:17, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Admin almost gets raped. A copycat article made of pure navelism. Spıke ¬ 14:21 14-Apr-14
  3. blahk is the new plink Aleister 14:28 14-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:16, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Gaza War H T D

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Several hands are in to save this one. Spıke ¬ 11:53 17-Apr-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. And when we say hands we mean parts of the body not naval personnel. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:41, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
    Don't know what you use to type on that Mobile device, but let me say instead that several fingers are in. Spıke ¬ 13:05 17-Apr-14
    When we say finger here we are refering to a part of the body and not thin chunks of fish or shortbread, shots of brandy, identifying a person or object or reporting an incident to the police. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:30, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Virtuoso Uncyclopedian Paizuri seems to have written this article at the time of the Gaza War based on your-face-assaulted-my-fist irony, humor too subtle for those in-theater. Over the years, it has attracted the predictable additions accusing Israel, or Shitrael, of stealing land. Mctomerd11, from Israel, surely based his nomination on the article's resulting point-of-view rather than the amount of humor. I'm sure it could be fixed to amuse rather than persuade — not sure how long it would stay in that state. Spıke ¬ 15:24 16-Apr-14
    Re-wrote most of this, my hand slipped, clicked the large beginner's guide link by accident and hate myself. None of it saved and I lack the will to do it again. Pity and damn myself. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:31, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
    Screw that. I'm not giving up. Here goes again! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:32, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
    I have done that. There is a way to get it back. In Mozilla, Alt-LeftArrow returns to the previous state of the window, with the edit window as you left it. I do know how you feel about the difficulty of re-creating an edit the second time. Spıke ¬ 18:36 16-Apr-14
    Damn should have waited for that helpful reply. Thanks Spike, though as I did not know this I have re-written from memory. I'm not sure it is as good as I originally wrote it but I remembered the important jokes. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:00, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
    Let's delete the Beginner's Guide, so accidents like this don't occur! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:16, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
    You mean the link? More on this article discussed at Spike's talk page and Mctomerd11's talk page. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:24, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
    No, the actual Beginner's Guide. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:39, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
    Yes. To hell with Beginners. Spıke ¬ 11:33 17-Apr-14
  • The brief, anti-Western career of 90s Kid21 reached this page, inserting the photos of anti-Israel sign-carriers. Spıke ¬ 11:53 17-Apr-14
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