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#{{Delete}} You see, the reader who knows the expression "Blue Screen of Death" will naturally type "Red Screen of Death" to see if we happen to have such an article. And will encounter Sandbox-quality drivel. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:56 17-Jan-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} {{User:Anton199/sig}} 17:35, January 23, 2015 (UTC)
 
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#<s>{{Delete}} Pen Island (Penis land) should be a fun article full of ''double entendres'' that feint toward but never touch the organ. What we have is increasingly dumb digressions by kids who are giddy about writing penis jokes to strangers. When you get to the end you realize that none of it is an original comedy creation but yet another Uncyclopedia article that derives all its humor from a pre-existing meme with its own (several) websites. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:11 27-Mar-13</small></s> '''Withdrawn.''' {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:35 28-Mar-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} It's that time of year; let's try again. '''No original humor''' anywhere, just a catalog of already-funny things that other people say elsewhere. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:47 20-Jan-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} Painfully long list and not funny. [[User:Adamwashere|Adamwashere]] ([[User talk:Adamwashere|talk]]) 03:04, January 21, 2015 (UTC)Adamwashere
*The illustrations here should be kept, but very little of the text has merit. Various IP's have made poor additions to this article that should be reverted. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 14:44, March 27, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Obliterate}} Which is my preferred term over nuke for quotes and lists. [[User:Ye Blacke Adder|Ye Blacke Adder]] ([[User talk:Ye Blacke Adder|talk]]) 14:58, January 21, 2015 (UTC)
*:I've reverted the article and done a heavy copy-edit. The initial photo, according to the summary by {{U|TheLedBalloon}}, seems to have been lifted from one of those other websites; the aerial photo is used at [[Penis]] and many other places; the mushrooms are also used in a page in Puppy's userspace; the chimpanzee photo was a casualty, as it never related to this article, as most of the former text didn't either. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:37 27-Mar-13</small>
 
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== [[World War II:This Time it's Personal]] ==
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} apparently, we have 3 versions of this article for some reason. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 17:41, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Okay, so the joke is, since World War II was a "duplicate war" (of World War I) (only it wasn't except in the eyes of a grade-schooler who has two more years before taking a course on World History) (or was it a duplicate Stephen Spielberg movie?) create an Uncyclopedia article "in the style of the thing it's about" by creating an arbitrary number of copies. One copy for everything the reader might search for, and then some; a brilliant alternative to the Redirect. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:19 25-Mar-13</small>
 
#War leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Someone else's intestines! [[user:Aleister|''Let God Sort Them Out'']] 23:30 25-3-'13
 
 
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*Looks like it has been posted in from elsewhere. Best person to ask is user {{u|RAF Packington}} --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 14:40, January 21, 2015 (UTC)
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*:And what would I ask him? I stipulate that these are witty things that airmen say, and still think the article should go. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:57 21-Jan-15</small>
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} a new clone of a the article below, this one seems a bit worse. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 17:37, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} "Uncyclopedia is a place for original comedy creations." This article even has a template ({{Tl|Merge}}), for Chrissakes, to advise the reader that it isn't one. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:22 25-Mar-13</small>
 
#War is unhealthy for children and other cannon fodder. [[user:Aleister|''General Deletion'']] 23:27 25-3-'13
 
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*Shall we leave the best one of these in mainspace and move it to [[World War II (movie)]]? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:22 25-Mar-13</small>
 
*{{For}} This. You pick, but I think you already did with your voting pattern. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] the same as my time above
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} more warcruft. This one is about WWII as a movie, and reads like it was written by a 10 year old. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 17:35, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{delete}} I'm sure we've already voted to delete one of these clones. NRV. (And the same delete vote on the above.) {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|01:27 26 Mar 2013}}
 
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== [[World War VI]] ==
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} another wacky war article. This is prone to using capslock for no apparent reason. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 17:26, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Notable as amateur fiction but certainly not as humor. The World Wars template reflects the fact that, at some point in our past, writing a new article about World War whatever was a cinch for permanence by meme (imitation). {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:11 25-Mar-13</small>
 
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*The others you list (as of now) are blah wars, not even worth fighting. This article seems like it had some thought into it, has lots of words and detail, its own maps apparently which follow the fighting, and might have redeeming value. I haven't read much of it, so maybe it's all jibberish under a candy covering, so for now I'll restrict this to a comment. The other ones, if you want to count my vote as a delete, please do so. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] 17:56 25-3-'13
 
*:For the record, when counting, I am not going to hallucinate Aleister Delete votes onto a ballot based on discussion that occurs on some other ballot. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:11 25-Mar-13</small>
 
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== [[World War What]] ==
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} a typical wacky war. I think this might be trying to half-parody the wacky war meme, but we don't need to parody ourselves. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 17:18, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} The only authentic humor here, the question-mark-shaped [[Amnesia Islands]], have their own Uncyclopedia article. The only other humor here, stupid reasons to start a war, are moot as the war in question was never really started. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:15 25-Mar-13</small>
 
#War, what is it good for? [[user:Aleister|''General Deletion'']] 23:27 25-3-'13
 
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== [[HowTo:Be a liberal]] ==
 
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#{{Delete|Advocacy.}} Conservatives wrote this sprawling catalog of liberal fallacies, liberal failures, and liberal gaffes, replete with external links and in-line YouTube videos, and liberals vandalized it so much that the entire first screenful is now warnings to liberals and the reader. (I found it when cleaning up after our deletion of [[:Template:Number of Maimings]].) {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:43 25-Mar-13</small>
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#{{Delete|Not notable.}} An article about a play written and performed at a certain high school, on the site since 2005. Being updated as the same high school plans to perform it again. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:32 26-Jan-15</small>
#{{Delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 19:27, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Local playcruft? --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 14:52, January 26, 2015 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} As above, but more importantly it just lacks any funny. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|08:35 26 Mar 2013}}
 
#{{Delete}} Unfunny long-winded rant. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 14:53, March 27, 2013 (UTC)
 
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* Point of note: Liberal (capitalised) in Australia is seen as referring to the Liberal/National Party coalition. Which in a 2PP sense is the conservative party. From an Australian perspective this article makes no sense. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|08:35 26 Mar 2013}}
 
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== [[Jesse Jackson]] ==
 
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#{{Delete|Me is black, so honky stay back.}} This article has become a repository for racist jokes having nothing to do with Jesse Jackson (including Ebonics the way no one speaks it), other jokes having nothing to do with anything ("Abortion bill? Pay it!" is a decades-old Pope joke), and even anti-Semitism having nothing to do with Jackson's anti-Semitism. Start over. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:30 25-Mar-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} I would call this one randumbo rather than racist. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 13:18, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#Couldn't even read more than a few sentences, and with a glance over the page it didn't get better. Michael Jackson's dad deserves better. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] 13:22 25-3-'13
 
 
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edit Red Screen of Death H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. You see, the reader who knows the expression "Blue Screen of Death" will naturally type "Red Screen of Death" to see if we happen to have such an article. And will encounter Sandbox-quality drivel. Spıke Ѧ 01:56 17-Jan-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:35, January 23, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Air Force Slang H T D Survivor

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's that time of year; let's try again. No original humor anywhere, just a catalog of already-funny things that other people say elsewhere. Spıke Ѧ 22:47 20-Jan-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Painfully long list and not funny. Adamwashere (talk) 03:04, January 21, 2015 (UTC)Adamwashere
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Which is my preferred term over nuke for quotes and lists. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 14:58, January 21, 2015 (UTC)
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  • Looks like it has been posted in from elsewhere. Best person to ask is user RAF Packington --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:40, January 21, 2015 (UTC)
    And what would I ask him? I stipulate that these are witty things that airmen say, and still think the article should go. Spıke Ѧ 14:57 21-Jan-15

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  1. Symbol delete vote Not notable. An article about a play written and performed at a certain high school, on the site since 2005. Being updated as the same high school plans to perform it again. Spıke Ѧ 01:32 26-Jan-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Local playcruft? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:52, January 26, 2015 (UTC)
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