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#{{Delete}} SEHS being "Sudden Head Exploding Syndrome," a Wacky Ailment with which to piggyback off [[A splode]] in this article from 2005, which has little to say about the ailment no one will look up except that it runs in things — and American politicians — the authors don't happen to like. Before deleting the external links, I didn't follow them, so I can't say whether this entire Syndrome was invented at an external website, as our recent "Dihydrogen monoxide" was. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:15 22-Nov-14</small>
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#Unlike [[Dihydrogen monoxide]], this doesn't deserve an article. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141123001312}}
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#{{Delete}} It's not terrible, but it's not good either. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 02:22, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} A ramble and a rant. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 12:43, December 24, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Keep}} This article is not all that well writen but there are certainly things much more worth deleting. --[[User:Nea Teta]] 04:23, December 6, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} A few months ago this was put up for VFD I said I was against the deletion and therefore it survived but no UnBusiness is pretty much dead, no one uses it and and it wastes space on our server. (oh wait, no, it wastes space on the Wikia server, that's a good thing then :) {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 18:22, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} A dormant pseudo-namespace created by fallen-away Uncyclopedians who wanted to blog rather than create content that would amuse the reader. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:13 8-Dec-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} whatever was going here is irrelevant as those responsible have disappeared. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 23:35, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#<s>{{Delete}} Pen Island (Penis land) should be a fun article full of ''double entendres'' that feint toward but never touch the organ. What we have is increasingly dumb digressions by kids who are giddy about writing penis jokes to strangers. When you get to the end you realize that none of it is an original comedy creation but yet another Uncyclopedia article that derives all its humor from a pre-existing meme with its own (several) websites. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:11 27-Mar-13</small></s> '''Withdrawn.''' {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:35 28-Mar-13</small>
 
 
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*The illustrations here should be kept, but very little of the text has merit. Various IP's have made poor additions to this article that should be reverted. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 14:44, March 27, 2013 (UTC)
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*{{Comment}} I can't figure out what this is supposed to be, so I'm not really sure how to vote on this. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 21:13, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
*:I've reverted the article and done a heavy copy-edit. The initial photo, according to the summary by {{U|TheLedBalloon}}, seems to have been lifted from one of those other websites; the aerial photo is used at [[Penis]] and many other places; the mushrooms are also used in a page in Puppy's userspace; the chimpanzee photo was a casualty, as it never related to this article, as most of the former text didn't either. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:37 27-Mar-13</small>
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:{{Comment}} I think that UnBusiness was meant to be some sort of game kind of thingy, if you click on all the links you will find out. {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 19:47, December 9, 2014 (UTC)
 
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== [[World War II:This Time it's Personal]] ==
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|delete=#{{delete}} apparently, we have 3 versions of this article for some reason. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 17:41, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Okay, so the joke is, since World War II was a "duplicate war" (of World War I) (only it wasn't except in the eyes of a grade-schooler who has two more years before taking a course on World History) (or was it a duplicate Stephen Spielberg movie?) create an Uncyclopedia article "in the style of the thing it's about" by creating an arbitrary number of copies. One copy for everything the reader might search for, and then some; a brilliant alternative to the Redirect. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:19 25-Mar-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} This overlong list is an overt invitation to help commit bad writing. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:38 10-Dec-14</small>
#War leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Someone else's intestines! [[user:Aleister|''Let God Sort Them Out'']] 23:30 25-3-'13
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#{{Delete}} This article should be on 100 Shittiest Articles Ever. {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 17:39, December 10, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Could not read all of them. Conked out at the 5th. Too boring. -- [[User:Zyniker|Zyniker]] ([[User talk:Zyniker|talk]]) 20:59, December 23, 2014 (UTC)
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|delete=#{{delete}} a new clone of a the article below, this one seems a bit worse. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 17:37, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} "Uncyclopedia is a place for original comedy creations." This article even has a template ({{Tl|Merge}}), for Chrissakes, to advise the reader that it isn't one. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:22 25-Mar-13</small>
 
#War is unhealthy for children and other cannon fodder. [[user:Aleister|''General Deletion'']] 23:27 25-3-'13
 
 
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*Shall we leave the best one of these in mainspace and move it to [[World War II (movie)]]? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:22 25-Mar-13</small>
 
*{{For}} This. You pick, but I think you already did with your voting pattern. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] the same as my time above
 
 
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#{{Delete}} There are some funny places, but, all in all, it's very unoriginal and tells one unfunny joke. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 17:46, December 21, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Author amuses himself by berating the reader. He does it in many different ways, but the laughs are as sparse as they would be with a catalog of Your Momma one-liners. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:14 23-Dec-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} What a waste of letters! -- [[User:Zyniker|Zyniker]] ([[User talk:Zyniker|talk]]) 21:10, December 23, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Everything I want to do to this article is conveniently written inside it. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 12:41, December 24, 2014 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} more warcruft. This one is about WWII as a movie, and reads like it was written by a 10 year old. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 17:35, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{delete}} I'm sure we've already voted to delete one of these clones. NRV. (And the same delete vote on the above.) {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|01:27 26 Mar 2013}}
 
 
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== [[World War VI]] ==
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|delete=#{{delete}} another wacky war article. This is prone to using capslock for no apparent reason. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 17:26, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Notable as amateur fiction but certainly not as humor. The World Wars template reflects the fact that, at some point in our past, writing a new article about World War whatever was a cinch for permanence by meme (imitation). {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:11 25-Mar-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} This page tells one trite joke - Wikipedia admins are power-hungry dictators, - and then turns into another list of Encyclopedia in-jokes. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 18:06, December 21, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Some vile slush of nothing but signatures with snappy comments. Hideous to look at. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 15:44, December 23, 2014 (UTC)
*The others you list (as of now) are blah wars, not even worth fighting. This article seems like it had some thought into it, has lots of words and detail, its own maps apparently which follow the fighting, and might have redeeming value. I haven't read much of it, so maybe it's all jibberish under a candy covering, so for now I'll restrict this to a comment. The other ones, if you want to count my vote as a delete, please do so. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] 17:56 25-3-'13
 
*:For the record, when counting, I am not going to hallucinate Aleister Delete votes onto a ballot based on discussion that occurs on some other ballot. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:11 25-Mar-13</small>
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} a typical wacky war. I think this might be trying to half-parody the wacky war meme, but we don't need to parody ourselves. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 17:18, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} The only authentic humor here, the question-mark-shaped [[Amnesia Islands]], have their own Uncyclopedia article. The only other humor here, stupid reasons to start a war, are moot as the war in question was never really started. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:15 25-Mar-13</small>
 
#War, what is it good for? [[user:Aleister|''General Deletion'']] 23:27 25-3-'13
 
 
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*Goes on for way too long — When the strategy is "This page has been vandalized," it is easy to add content without adding any new humor — but it is a workable satire of an actual Wikipedia page. In fact, there is more than one joke, considering the various nominations. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:18 23-Dec-14</small>
 
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#{{Delete|Advocacy.}} Conservatives wrote this sprawling catalog of liberal fallacies, liberal failures, and liberal gaffes, replete with external links and in-line YouTube videos, and liberals vandalized it so much that the entire first screenful is now warnings to liberals and the reader. (I found it when cleaning up after our deletion of [[:Template:Number of Maimings]].) {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:43 25-Mar-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Anon has deleted a very tedious list of every country since 1945 that has won the award. However, nothing that remains is of any value either, in this article that no one will look up in this or any other encyclopedia. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:43 24-Dec-14</small>
#{{Delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 19:27, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} As above, but more importantly it just lacks any funny. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|08:35 26 Mar 2013}}
 
#{{Delete}} Unfunny long-winded rant. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 14:53, March 27, 2013 (UTC)
 
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* Point of note: Liberal (capitalised) in Australia is seen as referring to the Liberal/National Party coalition. Which in a 2PP sense is the conservative party. From an Australian perspective this article makes no sense. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|08:35 26 Mar 2013}}
 
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#{{Delete|Me is black, so honky stay back.}} This article has become a repository for racist jokes having nothing to do with Jesse Jackson (including Ebonics the way no one speaks it), other jokes having nothing to do with anything ("Abortion bill? Pay it!" is a decades-old Pope joke), and even anti-Semitism having nothing to do with Jackson's anti-Semitism. Start over. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:30 25-Mar-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} I would call this one randumbo rather than racist. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 13:18, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
 
#Couldn't even read more than a few sentences, and with a glance over the page it didn't get better. Michael Jackson's dad deserves better. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] 13:22 25-3-'13
 
 
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edit SEHS H T D Survivor

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. SEHS being "Sudden Head Exploding Syndrome," a Wacky Ailment with which to piggyback off A splode in this article from 2005, which has little to say about the ailment no one will look up except that it runs in things — and American politicians — the authors don't happen to like. Before deleting the external links, I didn't follow them, so I can't say whether this entire Syndrome was invented at an external website, as our recent "Dihydrogen monoxide" was. Spıke ¬ 21:15 22-Nov-14
  2. Unlike Dihydrogen monoxide, this doesn't deserve an article. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 00:13 23 Nov 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's not terrible, but it's not good either. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:22, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. A ramble and a rant. ConCass2 (talk) 12:43, December 24, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This article is not all that well writen but there are certainly things much more worth deleting. --User:Nea Teta 04:23, December 6, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Uncyclopedia:Business H T D Survivor

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A few months ago this was put up for VFD I said I was against the deletion and therefore it survived but no UnBusiness is pretty much dead, no one uses it and and it wastes space on our server. (oh wait, no, it wastes space on the Wikia server, that's a good thing then :) Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 18:22, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A dormant pseudo-namespace created by fallen-away Uncyclopedians who wanted to blog rather than create content that would amuse the reader. Spıke ¬ 21:13 8-Dec-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. whatever was going here is irrelevant as those responsible have disappeared. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:35, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I can't figure out what this is supposed to be, so I'm not really sure how to vote on this. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:13, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
Symbol comment vote Comment. I think that UnBusiness was meant to be some sort of game kind of thingy, if you click on all the links you will find out. Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:47, December 9, 2014 (UTC)

edit Worst 100 Short Poems H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This overlong list is an overt invitation to help commit bad writing. Spıke ¬ 13:38 10-Dec-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article should be on 100 Shittiest Articles Ever. Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 17:39, December 10, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Could not read all of them. Conked out at the 5th. Too boring. -- Zyniker (talk) 20:59, December 23, 2014 (UTC)
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edit You suck H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. There are some funny places, but, all in all, it's very unoriginal and tells one unfunny joke. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:46, December 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author amuses himself by berating the reader. He does it in many different ways, but the laughs are as sparse as they would be with a catalog of Your Momma one-liners. Spıke ¬ 14:14 23-Dec-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. What a waste of letters! -- Zyniker (talk) 21:10, December 23, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Everything I want to do to this article is conveniently written inside it. ConCass2 (talk) 12:41, December 24, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Featured Article Candidates H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This page tells one trite joke - Wikipedia admins are power-hungry dictators, - and then turns into another list of Encyclopedia in-jokes. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:06, December 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some vile slush of nothing but signatures with snappy comments. Hideous to look at. ConCass2 (talk) 15:44, December 23, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Goes on for way too long — When the strategy is "This page has been vandalized," it is easy to add content without adding any new humor — but it is a workable satire of an actual Wikipedia page. In fact, there is more than one joke, considering the various nominations. Spıke ¬ 14:18 23-Dec-14

edit Council on Countries that Suck H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anon has deleted a very tedious list of every country since 1945 that has won the award. However, nothing that remains is of any value either, in this article that no one will look up in this or any other encyclopedia. Spıke ¬ 20:43 24-Dec-14
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