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#{{Delete}} This doesn't really serve a purpose, other than (at this point, tired-out) Bush-bashing.--[[User:EpicWinner|EpicWinner]] ([[User talk:EpicWinner|talk]]) 21:27, July 25, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} A lot of work has gone into this 2006 contest entry. Unfortunately, the result is not a satire of anything real that a reader might look up, but an article about an archetypal (but nonexistent) heavy-metal band. Making George W. Bush the backbone of the comedy strategy is both irrelevant and obsolete. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>13:39 26-Jul-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} At least from the main space.--[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 10:22, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
 
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*A Google search comes only to us, unless this entire article is a way of feeding traffic to netizen <code>It's Lym</code>. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>13:39 26-Jul-15</small>
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:Perhaps just move it the writer's user space and leave it there. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 08:24, August 11, 2015 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Found on [[Special:LonelyPages]]. Whimsical essay is not encyclopedic and not very funny. The word "McMillington" does not occur anywhere in Wikipedia, and Google bounces right back here. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>12:21 1-Aug-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} Won't be found, won't be search for. Redundo. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 11:04, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Writing a formal biography of a well known skeleton from film or natural history, instead of the discoveries that transpired because of it, seems a good comedy concept if both could be mashed. It needed a better hook, then taken from there. --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 11:09, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
 
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#A vital page to keep Glenn Beck's honored name among the people who care most. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] 14:20 15-2-'13
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#{{Keep}} This entry into our large encyclopedia is a fine example of the artform.--[[User:SketchSlayer|SketchSlayer]]([[User talk:SketchSlayer|talk]]) 9:51, August 21, 2015 (gmt+12)
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|delete=#{{delete}} and redirect to [[Glenn Beck]]. This is a combination of "I don't like this guy's politics" and a database of Youtube videos. We already have a much better article on the subject. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 14:19, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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*As "Uncyclopedia is not a catalog to things found elsewhere on the Net," I've deleted three sections that had no function but to send readers to YouTube. '''Pieces of this article intended to serve up true utterances of Beck by which to discredit him are advocacy, not humor, even if you think he is ridiculously funny.''' Some funny stuff remains <s>and I would like to see it merged into [[Glenn Beck]], as</s> "Asshat" in the title is likewise too busy being advocacy to help the reader reach the article. I assume Aleister's vote is more advocacy rather than a vote. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:31 15-Feb-13</small>
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*The article appears to be wound round an image I found for illustrating the [[Liberal Party of Great Britain]]. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 12:13, August 5, 2015 (UTC)
*:Advocacy? Are we wikipedia now? All the Fred Phelps pages are advocacy, the Hitler pages are too, I guess, and anti-Hitler pages are too, and on and on...[[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] minutes later. I remember when we moved this page to here when Glenn Beck was replaced with the other page, and there was discussion about what to call it, and Asshat won.
 
*::I reply by boldfacing a sentence of my earlier reply. Multiple wrongs don't make a right. The Hitler pages have value added by Uncyclopedians. If you intend to reassemble the YouTube collection that I deleted, please take it to a more suitable website. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:41 15-Feb-13</small>
 
*::I strike part of my earlier reply. [[Glenn Beck]] was a FA and should not receive any orphaned pieces of this article, especially if that is not an improvement. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:06 15-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete}} After removing everything meant simply to direct the reader to several external websites including one in English, what's left is drivel. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>00:21 10-Aug-15</small>
#{{delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 14:28, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} About as bad as the Wacky War stuff. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 11:05, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Per above. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:34 15-Feb-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 19:58, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
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#I believe I am the Admin to whom Mnbvcxz refers. The cases where I didn't realize something was a joke are numerous and legend. In the case I was thinking about, I patrolled an edit to this page and reported it in passing to Sannse without viewing the page as a whole. Although it does air grievances with Wikia and risks attracting trolling by resentful users and perhaps from the Fork, it is seriously funny. We ought to have room for a page imitating legalism, but with a litany not to "publish, copy, display, distribute, [or] put mayonnaise on"--especially when it already has a disclaimer at the start that it's not the real thing. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:04 14-Feb-13</small>
 
#:Actually, Wikia is not mentioned in here at all. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|07:55 15 Feb}}
 
#::No, not by name; but some of the material seems to be motivated by real-world gripes. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:07 15-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Keep}} Too funny to let die. Besides, if you actually read it, or even scan it, you will realize it isn't the real thing, besides there's a disclaimer at the top pointing to the real thing. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 07:05, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} and soft redirect to Wikia's real terms of use. This fake page has confused even an admin, and isn't that funny. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 18:07, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Keep}} The intro has glimpses of brilliance; Section 1, despite its HowTo: tone, might be rescued; and the lists obviously have to go. <small>12:10</small> {{Keep|Saved.}} {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:42 14-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Keep}} We've seen worse. Admit it. It only needs to be improved just a little... --[[User:RockoRocks|RockoRocks]] ([[User talk:RockoRocks|talk]]) 17:54, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{keep}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 18:10, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#Picked this one up on ICU, however it has existed since before 2009 so is too old for ICU. It is mostly made up of lists and not particularly amusing lists at that. --{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 08:19, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Apart from a ranty Intro, this is a catalog of news articles and opinion pieces on [[Hurricane Katrina]]. Not what we do here. Also: Unfunny. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>14:01 13-Aug-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} Concur. --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 19:55, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Pants approach. --[[Image:Laurels.gif|15px]]''[[User:Romartus|<span style=color:#66023C><big>'''R'''</big>om'''A'''rtus<big>*</big><big>'''I'''</big>m<big>'''p'''</big>era'''t'''or '''ITRA''' </span>]]''<small> ([[User talk:Romartus|<span style=color:#66023C>Orate</span>]])</small> [[User:Romartus/Triumphs|<span style=color:#66023C><big> '''®''' </big></span>]] 22:28, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
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*{{For|Kept}} via rewrite; Sv--me. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:44 15-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete}} But while we're cleaning up templates, this 2005 article about a nonexistent Apple operating system is equally crufty. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>01:23 17-Aug-15</small>
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#{{Kill}} Scruffy nonsense such as 'Mac OSY will be released at the end of time'. Not funny, did not make me laugh. --[[User:TotalCuddles02|TotalCuddles02]] ([[User talk:TotalCuddles02|talk]]) 01:52, August 17, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} If the subject doesn't exist, the article ought to be especially funny, well written and still have a link to the real world, or no one will read it anyway. --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 10:02, August 20, 2015 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Smallish, typographically ugly article presses two chronic Spike hot-buttons: (1) The title is a pun, and the reader has to already know the pun to enjoy the article; (2) The page is an Anon magnet, inviting grade-school humor from Anons who cannot do better than gay-bashing and puns. I have nothing against gay-bashing, if done with cleverness, but this is not it; and then again, if you were to write it, why would you misplace it here? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:41 13-Feb-13</small>
 
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#{{Kill}} Unnotable software, no edits since 2010 besides my edits, only 1 picture (the vBulletin logo), and a bunch of crummy nonsense which is mostly not funny and quite stupid. This can't stay. --[[User:TotalCuddles02|TotalCuddles02]] ([[User talk:TotalCuddles02|talk]]) 22:18, August 21, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} On the site since 2005. No comedy theme. (Even the Wikipedia article veers between salesmanship in the future tense, reporting on states-of-mind, and user grievances.) <span style="{{LinearGradient|-45deg|navy|blue|navy}} -moz-border-radius: 3px; border-radius: 3px; border: 1px solid yellow; white-space: nowrap">[[User:Spike|<span style="color:yellow; font-family: Cambria, Palatino, serif">Sp&#305;ke</span>]] [[File:Radiomicrophone.gif|18px|link=User_talk:Spike]]</span><small>22:28 21-Aug-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 09:28, August 22, 2015 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Again, this arc of Uncyclopedia pages is mostly untouched in 7 years, and Wikipedia has not heard of the Folk Force nor of the several members for which I searched. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:38 9-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Starts by diagnosing the reader's sexual orientation and proceeds directly to Rape Humor. One of several attempts by {{U|Timothy Language}} to amuse himself by writing about sex to strangers; no intrinsic appeal to anyone else. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>14:17 24-Aug-15</small>
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|delete=#{{delete}} an article about an enemy of the folk force. He was a botanist, then an eco-terrorist, then a catholic priest, then a eco-terrorist half-plant monster, then went to south America and was defeated by the folk force. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:54, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Oddball piece of fiction about a non-notable bad guy. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:08 5-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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edit I Think Satan Likes Your Mom H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This doesn't really serve a purpose, other than (at this point, tired-out) Bush-bashing.--EpicWinner (talk) 21:27, July 25, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A lot of work has gone into this 2006 contest entry. Unfortunately, the result is not a satire of anything real that a reader might look up, but an article about an archetypal (but nonexistent) heavy-metal band. Making George W. Bush the backbone of the comedy strategy is both irrelevant and obsolete. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:39 26-Jul-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. At least from the main space.--EStop (talk) 10:22, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
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  • A Google search comes only to us, unless this entire article is a way of feeding traffic to netizen It's Lym. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:39 26-Jul-15
Perhaps just move it the writer's user space and leave it there. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:24, August 11, 2015 (UTC)

edit Bones K. McMillington H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Found on Special:LonelyPages. Whimsical essay is not encyclopedic and not very funny. The word "McMillington" does not occur anywhere in Wikipedia, and Google bounces right back here. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:21 1-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Won't be found, won't be search for. Redundo. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:04, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Writing a formal biography of a well known skeleton from film or natural history, instead of the discoveries that transpired because of it, seems a good comedy concept if both could be mashed. It needed a better hook, then taken from there. --EStop (talk) 11:09, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This entry into our large encyclopedia is a fine example of the artform.--SketchSlayer(talk) 9:51, August 21, 2015 (gmt+12)
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edit Bielefeld H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. After removing everything meant simply to direct the reader to several external websites including one in English, what's left is drivel. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:21 10-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. About as bad as the Wacky War stuff. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:05, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --EStop (talk) 19:58, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Catrina H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Apart from a ranty Intro, this is a catalog of news articles and opinion pieces on Hurricane Katrina. Not what we do here. Also: Unfunny. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:01 13-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Concur. --EStop (talk) 19:55, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pants approach. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:28, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Mac OS Y H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. But while we're cleaning up templates, this 2005 article about a nonexistent Apple operating system is equally crufty. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:23 17-Aug-15
  2. Symbol kill vote Kill. Scruffy nonsense such as 'Mac OSY will be released at the end of time'. Not funny, did not make me laugh. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 01:52, August 17, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. If the subject doesn't exist, the article ought to be especially funny, well written and still have a link to the real world, or no one will read it anyway. --EStop (talk) 10:02, August 20, 2015 (UTC)
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edit VBulletin H D

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  1. Symbol kill vote Kill. Unnotable software, no edits since 2010 besides my edits, only 1 picture (the vBulletin logo), and a bunch of crummy nonsense which is mostly not funny and quite stupid. This can't stay. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 22:18, August 21, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. On the site since 2005. No comedy theme. (Even the Wikipedia article veers between salesmanship in the future tense, reporting on states-of-mind, and user grievances.) Spıke Radiomicrophone22:28 21-Aug-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --EStop (talk) 09:28, August 22, 2015 (UTC)
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edit HowTo:Fuck your Friend's Sister(s) And Get Away With It H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Starts by diagnosing the reader's sexual orientation and proceeds directly to Rape Humor. One of several attempts by Timothy Language to amuse himself by writing about sex to strangers; no intrinsic appeal to anyone else. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:17 24-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --EStop (talk) 08:53, August 27, 2015 (UTC)
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