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#{{Delete}} You see, the reader who knows the expression "Blue Screen of Death" will naturally type "Red Screen of Death" to see if we happen to have such an article. And will encounter Sandbox-quality drivel. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:56 17-Jan-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} {{User:Anton199/sig}} 17:35, January 23, 2015 (UTC)
 
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== [[Glenn_Beck_(Asshat)]] ==
 
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#A vital page to keep Glenn Beck's honored name among the people who care most. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] 14:20 15-2-'13
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} and redirect to [[Glenn Beck]]. This is a combination of "I don't like this guy's politics" and a database of Youtube videos. We already have a much better article on the subject. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 14:19, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
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*As "Uncyclopedia is not a catalog to things found elsewhere on the Net," I've deleted three sections that had no function but to send readers to YouTube. '''Pieces of this article intended to serve up true utterances of Beck by which to discredit him are advocacy, not humor, even if you think he is ridiculously funny.''' Some funny stuff remains <s>and I would like to see it merged into [[Glenn Beck]], as</s> "Asshat" in the title is likewise too busy being advocacy to help the reader reach the article. I assume Aleister's vote is more advocacy rather than a vote. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:31 15-Feb-13</small>
 
*:Advocacy? Are we wikipedia now? All the Fred Phelps pages are advocacy, the Hitler pages are too, I guess, and anti-Hitler pages are too, and on and on...[[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] minutes later. I remember when we moved this page to here when Glenn Beck was replaced with the other page, and there was discussion about what to call it, and Asshat won.
 
*::I reply by boldfacing a sentence of my earlier reply. Multiple wrongs don't make a right. The Hitler pages have value added by Uncyclopedians. If you intend to reassemble the YouTube collection that I deleted, please take it to a more suitable website. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:41 15-Feb-13</small>
 
*::I strike part of my earlier reply. [[Glenn Beck]] was a FA and should not receive any orphaned pieces of this article, especially if that is not an improvement. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:06 15-Feb-13</small>
 
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== [[2012 (Video Game)]] ==
 
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#The game was deleted. This was just another advertisement for a crappy text adventure from a now banned user. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|12:46 15 Feb}}
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#{{Delete}} It's that time of year; let's try again. '''No original humor''' anywhere, just a catalog of already-funny things that other people say elsewhere. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:47 20-Jan-15</small>
#{{delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 14:28, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Painfully long list and not funny. [[User:Adamwashere|Adamwashere]] ([[User talk:Adamwashere|talk]]) 03:04, January 21, 2015 (UTC)Adamwashere
#{{Delete}} Per above. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:34 15-Feb-13</small>
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#{{Obliterate}} Which is my preferred term over nuke for quotes and lists. [[User:Ye Blacke Adder|Ye Blacke Adder]] ([[User talk:Ye Blacke Adder|talk]]) 14:58, January 21, 2015 (UTC)
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#I believe I am the Admin to whom Mnbvcxz refers. The cases where I didn't realize something was a joke are numerous and legend. In the case I was thinking about, I patrolled an edit to this page and reported it in passing to Sannse without viewing the page as a whole. Although it does air grievances with Wikia and risks attracting trolling by resentful users and perhaps from the Fork, it is seriously funny. We ought to have room for a page imitating legalism, but with a litany not to "publish, copy, display, distribute, [or] put mayonnaise on"--especially when it already has a disclaimer at the start that it's not the real thing. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:04 14-Feb-13</small>
 
#:Actually, Wikia is not mentioned in here at all. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|07:55 15 Feb}}
 
#::No, not by name; but some of the material seems to be motivated by real-world gripes. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:07 15-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Keep}} Too funny to let die. Besides, if you actually read it, or even scan it, you will realize it isn't the real thing, besides there's a disclaimer at the top pointing to the real thing. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 07:05, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} and soft redirect to Wikia's real terms of use. This fake page has confused even an admin, and isn't that funny. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 18:07, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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*Looks like it has been posted in from elsewhere. Best person to ask is user {{u|RAF Packington}} --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 14:40, January 21, 2015 (UTC)
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*:And what would I ask him? I stipulate that these are witty things that airmen say, and still think the article should go. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:57 21-Jan-15</small>
 
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#{{Keep}} The intro has glimpses of brilliance; Section 1, despite its HowTo: tone, might be rescued; and the lists obviously have to go. <small>12:10</small> {{Keep|Saved.}} {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:42 14-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Keep}} We've seen worse. Admit it. It only needs to be improved just a little... --[[User:RockoRocks|RockoRocks]] ([[User talk:RockoRocks|talk]]) 17:54, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{keep}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 18:10, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#Picked this one up on ICU, however it has existed since before 2009 so is too old for ICU. It is mostly made up of lists and not particularly amusing lists at that. --{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 08:19, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
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*{{For|Kept}} via rewrite; Sv--me. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:44 15-Feb-13</small>
 
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== [[The Gay Team]] ==
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#{{Delete}} Smallish, typographically ugly article presses two chronic Spike hot-buttons: (1) The title is a pun, and the reader has to already know the pun to enjoy the article; (2) The page is an Anon magnet, inviting grade-school humor from Anons who cannot do better than gay-bashing and puns. I have nothing against gay-bashing, if done with cleverness, but this is not it; and then again, if you were to write it, why would you misplace it here? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:41 13-Feb-13</small>
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#{{Delete|Not notable.}} An article about a play written and performed at a certain high school, on the site since 2005. Being updated as the same high school plans to perform it again. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:32 26-Jan-15</small>
#{{delete}} really doesn't do anything the title-pun. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 13:47, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Local playcruft? --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 14:52, January 26, 2015 (UTC)
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== [[:Category:Folk Force]] ==
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} category has been mostly emptied due to VFD. It is almost, but not quite, small enough to QVFD. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 16:34, February 9, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Again, this arc of Uncyclopedia pages is mostly untouched in 7 years, and Wikipedia has not heard of the Folk Force nor of the several members for which I searched. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:38 9-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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== [[The Botanist]] ==
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} an article about an enemy of the folk force. He was a botanist, then an eco-terrorist, then a catholic priest, then a eco-terrorist half-plant monster, then went to south America and was defeated by the folk force. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:54, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Oddball piece of fiction about a non-notable bad guy. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:08 5-Feb-13</small>
 
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edit Red Screen of Death H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. You see, the reader who knows the expression "Blue Screen of Death" will naturally type "Red Screen of Death" to see if we happen to have such an article. And will encounter Sandbox-quality drivel. Spıke Ѧ 01:56 17-Jan-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:35, January 23, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Air Force Slang H T D Survivor

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's that time of year; let's try again. No original humor anywhere, just a catalog of already-funny things that other people say elsewhere. Spıke Ѧ 22:47 20-Jan-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Painfully long list and not funny. Adamwashere (talk) 03:04, January 21, 2015 (UTC)Adamwashere
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Which is my preferred term over nuke for quotes and lists. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 14:58, January 21, 2015 (UTC)
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  • Looks like it has been posted in from elsewhere. Best person to ask is user RAF Packington --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:40, January 21, 2015 (UTC)
    And what would I ask him? I stipulate that these are witty things that airmen say, and still think the article should go. Spıke Ѧ 14:57 21-Jan-15

edit Puck's Potion H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Not notable. An article about a play written and performed at a certain high school, on the site since 2005. Being updated as the same high school plans to perform it again. Spıke Ѧ 01:32 26-Jan-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Local playcruft? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:52, January 26, 2015 (UTC)
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