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#{{Delete}} ''"War with the Hornet(1500-2009) (The only section worth reading in this shitty article)"'' sums it up nicely. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:44, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Photo-less article's theme is dog turds, then the article itself, bickering with itself. I presume that, in 2007, the Rabbi was still amused at being an author and not so experienced as to do it right. Includes memes (Dubya? WMD?) and nonsense numbers. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:04 7-Apr-14</small>
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#Rabbi Techno's original seems fine, and held my interest enough to actually read the whole thing. Could use work and pictures though. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:23 7-4-14
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#{{Delete}} Un-encyclopedic and random. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:49, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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*A Welsh version of the Belgian (''et al.'') Congo could be fun if written by someone who knew something about Wales (other than its native translation) and about Africa. I've cleared up the worst here but it still lacks a reason to exist. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:11 7-Apr-14</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} Random. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:50, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Do something with it, other than this randomness loosely bound to "Georg Dobbeyer Büch" (sadly, only a piped link to the usual Bush article). {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:14 7-Apr-14</small>
 
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#A vital page to keep Glenn Beck's honored name among the people who care most. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] 14:20 15-2-'13
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#The original isn't horribly bad. Or it can be deleted and redirected to [[Homophone]], the article that almost turned me gay. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:25 7-4-14
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|delete=#{{delete}} and redirect to [[Glenn Beck]]. This is a combination of "I don't like this guy's politics" and a database of Youtube videos. We already have a much better article on the subject. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 14:19, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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*As "Uncyclopedia is not a catalog to things found elsewhere on the Net," I've deleted three sections that had no function but to send readers to YouTube. '''Pieces of this article intended to serve up true utterances of Beck by which to discredit him are advocacy, not humor, even if you think he is ridiculously funny.''' Some funny stuff remains <s>and I would like to see it merged into [[Glenn Beck]], as</s> "Asshat" in the title is likewise too busy being advocacy to help the reader reach the article. I assume Aleister's vote is more advocacy rather than a vote. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:31 15-Feb-13</small>
 
*:Advocacy? Are we wikipedia now? All the Fred Phelps pages are advocacy, the Hitler pages are too, I guess, and anti-Hitler pages are too, and on and on...[[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] minutes later. I remember when we moved this page to here when Glenn Beck was replaced with the other page, and there was discussion about what to call it, and Asshat won.
 
*::I reply by boldfacing a sentence of my earlier reply. Multiple wrongs don't make a right. The Hitler pages have value added by Uncyclopedians. If you intend to reassemble the YouTube collection that I deleted, please take it to a more suitable website. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:41 15-Feb-13</small>
 
*::I strike part of my earlier reply. [[Glenn Beck]] was a FA and should not receive any orphaned pieces of this article, especially if that is not an improvement. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:06 15-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Un-encyclopedic and not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:51, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} If Tom Cruise were actually notorious for farting, then the article would have a comedy strategy. As is, it is just author's joy of writing fart jokes to strangers. The Fast Fart Transform could be the seed of a theme, but author doesn't take it anywhere — except "into the rectum." See above. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:58 7-Apr-14</small>
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#blurp [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 19:19 8-4-14
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#{{Delete}} I couldn't find this funny. Also, sorry for putting the twentieth nomination here. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 18:16, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
#{{delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 14:28, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
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#blurp [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 19:19 8-4-14
#{{Delete}} Per above. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:34 15-Feb-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>09:51 9-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Target down. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 12:59, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} I was sorting out [[Unquotable]] when I came across this article. I don't think we should catalogue all the crap quotes too. Not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 17:09, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Every stupid thing Anon has typed into an article is not worth warehousing, less still assembling into monument by way of ranting about their stupidity. "Random unfunny quotes" are unfunny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:15 12-Apr-14</small>
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#randomly banning and deleting [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 12:28 13-4-14
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#{{Delete|Ah, terrible}} {{User:Anton199/sig}} 10:43, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Even the better ones are bad. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 05:17, April 23, 2014 (UTC)
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#I believe I am the Admin to whom Mnbvcxz refers. The cases where I didn't realize something was a joke are numerous and legend. In the case I was thinking about, I patrolled an edit to this page and reported it in passing to Sannse without viewing the page as a whole. Although it does air grievances with Wikia and risks attracting trolling by resentful users and perhaps from the Fork, it is seriously funny. We ought to have room for a page imitating legalism, but with a litany not to "publish, copy, display, distribute, [or] put mayonnaise on"--especially when it already has a disclaimer at the start that it's not the real thing. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:04 14-Feb-13</small>
 
#:Actually, Wikia is not mentioned in here at all. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|07:55 15 Feb}}
 
#::No, not by name; but some of the material seems to be motivated by real-world gripes. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:07 15-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Keep}} Too funny to let die. Besides, if you actually read it, or even scan it, you will realize it isn't the real thing, besides there's a disclaimer at the top pointing to the real thing. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 07:05, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} and soft redirect to Wikia's real terms of use. This fake page has confused even an admin, and isn't that funny. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 18:07, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} A main page that tries to be exactly the opposite of our main page. It's not very funny or even consistent in what it does ("Vote for featured image" instead of "Vote for the image with the worst quality", for example). {{User:Anton199/sig}} 12:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Lame attempts at humor through rote translation of our main pages should use Babel instead. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:23 14-Apr-14</small>
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|keep=#{{Keep}} I like it. Simple and effective. For someone like me before I joined Uncyc this kind of page just made me laugh because it just ridicules the idea of an encyclopedia such as wikipedia. Only on Uncyclopedia can you get this. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 15:52, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
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#Made me laugh, cry, salivate, and then hiccup. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 18:50 20-4-14
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#{{Delete}} Memish and lacks humour. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 07:08, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|"Has been scientifically proven."}} Gassy phrases like this, and gassy [[UNQUOTE|initial quotations]], will drive away the reader even before the Intro ends and the reader finds nothing left but dumb lists. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:29 21-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Keep}} The intro has glimpses of brilliance; Section 1, despite its HowTo: tone, might be rescued; and the lists obviously have to go. <small>12:10</small> {{Keep|Saved.}} {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:42 14-Feb-13</small>
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#{{Keep}} We've seen worse. Admit it. It only needs to be improved just a little... --[[User:RockoRocks|RockoRocks]] ([[User talk:RockoRocks|talk]]) 17:54, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{keep}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 18:10, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
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#Picked this one up on ICU, however it has existed since before 2009 so is too old for ICU. It is mostly made up of lists and not particularly amusing lists at that. --{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 08:19, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} First person. No humour. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 07:31, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|"You are a FUCKING asshole."}} Stand-up comedy by an unfunny person. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:27 21-Apr-14</small>
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*{{For|Kept}} via rewrite; Sv--me. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:44 15-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Some good concepts however poorly written and mainly quotes. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 07:36, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} The surfeit of quotes is easily fixable with a switchblade. The lack of humor, regarding a minor character in the ''Star Wars'' series, is not. Parents are "Incompetent Peep and Incompetent Person," and that is as close to funny as it gets. Confusion with ''Star Trek'' could be a theme but author takes it nowhere. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:30 22-Apr-14</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} Not funny, slightly memish and poorly written. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 07:40, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} Read the outrageous plot at [[WP:Norbit#Plot]]. This blax-self-ploitation flick must get serviced by Uncyclopedia. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:23 21-Apr-14</small>
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#:And now has been. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:31 22-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Smallish, typographically ugly article presses two chronic Spike hot-buttons: (1) The title is a pun, and the reader has to already know the pun to enjoy the article; (2) The page is an Anon magnet, inviting grade-school humor from Anons who cannot do better than gay-bashing and puns. I have nothing against gay-bashing, if done with cleverness, but this is not it; and then again, if you were to write it, why would you misplace it here? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:41 13-Feb-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Random. Not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 07:43, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
#{{delete}} really doesn't do anything the title-pun. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 13:47, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} A thoroughly tedious read, about nothing. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:02 21-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Of all the Monty Python sketches out there "Mr. Hilter in England" is one of the greatest however this article does not give it justice at all. It uses unoriginal comedy from the sketch and fills the rest in with memes. If re-written, needs a re-write which honours Monty Python by having Mr. Hilter on an encyclopedia but is actually funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 10:02, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
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#That's our hitler page? I've never looked at it. Gas it and then redirect to one of the better pages (we can't leave a red link where hitler used to be). [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 12:25 21=4=14
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#:Actually Al, this feature here is our [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler page]]. Read the title of the VFD page again and if you haven't seen the sketch I'd suggest watching it! {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 12:43, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} In fact, we don't need an article that simply tries in vain to out-Python Monty Python. I agree that all of the humor here is either unoriginal or not humor. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:03 21-Apr-14</small>
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#'''Delete''' --{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 17:17, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Again, this arc of Uncyclopedia pages is mostly untouched in 7 years, and Wikipedia has not heard of the Folk Force nor of the several members for which I searched. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:38 9-Feb-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Poorly written, awful and not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 10:08, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} 2006-cruft; a Wacky Organization full of memes and devoid of humor. Repeated references to "Noam Particular" are and always have been red-links, with or without the middle name. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:28 22-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Listcruft and mainly images near end. Not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 10:24, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Promising intro. I deleted the picture-book and other cruft. What is left is two gender-based tedious lists revolving around puberty and sex organs. Delete that and there would be almost nothing left. It ought to be saved, but there really is nothing funny about adulthood. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:36 22-Apr-14</small>
 
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#I deleted the listcruft, and added some text. Check it out and see what you think. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 04:38, April 23, 2014 (UTC)
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== {{VFDn|That time I was plundered in the ass by a Viking during my voyage to a retirement villa}} ==
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|delete=#{{delete}} an article about an enemy of the folk force. He was a botanist, then an eco-terrorist, then a catholic priest, then a eco-terrorist half-plant monster, then went to south America and was defeated by the folk force. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:54, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} The title is promising, but the article isn't. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 12:21, April 22, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} This one is worse; provocation of black readers with utterly no comedy payback. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:23 22-Apr-14</small>
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#<s>Actually, the concept of this page is explained well [[Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion/Archive228#That_time_NIGGERS_STOLE_MY_PAGE_during_my_sojourn_on_the_internet|here]]. But with the original [[NIGGERS STOLE MY PAGE]] article deleted, it doesn't really make sense. Sorry, Al. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 12:35, April 22, 2014 (UTC)</s>
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#The page is one of the most anti-racist pages we have here on uncy. In it's 2011 VFD attempt, in which it was [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion/Archive228#That_time_NIGGERS_STOLE_MY_PAGE_during_my_sojourn_on_the_internet saved by a vote of -6], some people understood that. I've just added more to make it clearer. The illustration, by the way, is a white man dressed up in blackface making fun of another white man dressed up in blackface. The links on the page take people to some of the original writing, but the page stands alone in explanation as a guy typing in his mother's basement. I'll add more to it later. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 13:15 22-4-14
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#With a link to the original page and more additions, it seems good enough to be kept. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 17:33, April 22, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} There are many reasons for this nomination, and one of this, that many people agree with, is that if it was written by an anonymous editor, Patch Adams would probably be deleted immediately after its creation. I don't think Uncyclopedia benefits from such articles. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 13:17, April 22, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Not an Uncyclopedia article. Also: not funny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:25 22-Apr-14</small>
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#Not my favorite but many people love it for reasons unknown, and the concept was well explained somewhere. So for posterity I will hold my nose and vote to keep. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 13:22 22-4-14
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#{{Delete}} A dialogue between an anonymous editor and {{u|Happytimes}}. I don't think it belongs to the main space. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:51, April 23, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Wasp H D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 376 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. "War with the Hornet(1500-2009) (The only section worth reading in this shitty article)" sums it up nicely. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:44, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Photo-less article's theme is dog turds, then the article itself, bickering with itself. I presume that, in 2007, the Rabbi was still amused at being an author and not so experienced as to do it right. Includes memes (Dubya? WMD?) and nonsense numbers. Spıke ¬ 23:04 7-Apr-14
Keep (1)
  1. Rabbi Techno's original seems fine, and held my interest enough to actually read the whole thing. Could use work and pictures though. Aleister 20:23 7-4-14
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edit Welsh Congo H D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 376 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-encyclopedic and random. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:49, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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  • A Welsh version of the Belgian (et al.) Congo could be fun if written by someone who knew something about Wales (other than its native translation) and about Africa. I've cleared up the worst here but it still lacks a reason to exist. Spıke ¬ 23:11 7-Apr-14

edit Alexander Graham Bell H T D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 376 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:50, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Do something with it, other than this randomness loosely bound to "Georg Dobbeyer Büch" (sadly, only a piped link to the usual Bush article). Spıke ¬ 23:14 7-Apr-14
Keep (1)
  1. The original isn't horribly bad. Or it can be deleted and redirected to Homophone, the article that almost turned me gay. Aleister 20:25 7-4-14
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edit Fart filter H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 376 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-encyclopedic and not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:51, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. If Tom Cruise were actually notorious for farting, then the article would have a comedy strategy. As is, it is just author's joy of writing fart jokes to strangers. The Fast Fart Transform could be the seed of a theme, but author doesn't take it anywhere — except "into the rectum." See above. Spıke ¬ 22:58 7-Apr-14
  3. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:07, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:04, April 23, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That time I was nearly raped by the power rangers during my sojourn to the 90's H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 353 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I couldn't find this funny. Also, sorry for putting the twentieth nomination here. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:16, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 09:51 9-Apr-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Target down. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:59, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:08, April 23, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Unquotable:Random unfunny quotes H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 258 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I was sorting out Unquotable when I came across this article. I don't think we should catalogue all the crap quotes too. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:09, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Every stupid thing Anon has typed into an article is not worth warehousing, less still assembling into monument by way of ranting about their stupidity. "Random unfunny quotes" are unfunny. Spıke ¬ 21:15 12-Apr-14
  3. randomly banning and deleting Aleister 12:28 13-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Ah, terrible Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:43, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Even the better ones are bad. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:17, April 23, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Alternate universe H T D

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 215 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A main page that tries to be exactly the opposite of our main page. It's not very funny or even consistent in what it does ("Vote for featured image" instead of "Vote for the image with the worst quality", for example). Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lame attempts at humor through rote translation of our main pages should use Babel instead. Spıke ¬ 12:23 14-Apr-14
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I like it. Simple and effective. For someone like me before I joined Uncyc this kind of page just made me laugh because it just ridicules the idea of an encyclopedia such as wikipedia. Only on Uncyclopedia can you get this. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:52, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Made me laugh, cry, salivate, and then hiccup. Aleister 18:50 20-4-14
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edit Lightning H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 52 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Memish and lacks humour. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:08, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote "Has been scientifically proven." Gassy phrases like this, and gassy initial quotations, will drive away the reader even before the Intro ends and the reader finds nothing left but dumb lists. Spıke ¬ 19:29 21-Apr-14
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edit Adjective H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 52 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. First person. No humour. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:31, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote "You are a FUCKING asshole." Stand-up comedy by an unfunny person. Spıke ¬ 19:27 21-Apr-14
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edit Admiral Ozzel H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 52 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some good concepts however poorly written and mainly quotes. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:36, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The surfeit of quotes is easily fixable with a switchblade. The lack of humor, regarding a minor character in the Star Wars series, is not. Parents are "Incompetent Peep and Incompetent Person," and that is as close to funny as it gets. Confusion with Star Trek could be a theme but author takes it nowhere. Spıke ¬ 12:30 22-Apr-14
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edit Norbit H D

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 52 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not funny, slightly memish and poorly written. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:40, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Read the outrageous plot at WP:Norbit#Plot. This blax-self-ploitation flick must get serviced by Uncyclopedia. Spıke ¬ 12:23 21-Apr-14
    And now has been. Spıke ¬ 12:31 22-Apr-14
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edit Taking candy from strangers H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 52 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:43, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A thoroughly tedious read, about nothing. Spıke ¬ 12:02 21-Apr-14
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edit Adolf Hilter H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 50 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Of all the Monty Python sketches out there "Mr. Hilter in England" is one of the greatest however this article does not give it justice at all. It uses unoriginal comedy from the sketch and fills the rest in with memes. If re-written, needs a re-write which honours Monty Python by having Mr. Hilter on an encyclopedia but is actually funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:02, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. That's our hitler page? I've never looked at it. Gas it and then redirect to one of the better pages (we can't leave a red link where hitler used to be). Aleister 12:25 21=4=14
    Actually Al, this feature here is our Hitler page. Read the title of the VFD page again and if you haven't seen the sketch I'd suggest watching it! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:43, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. In fact, we don't need an article that simply tries in vain to out-Python Monty Python. I agree that all of the humor here is either unoriginal or not humor. Spıke ¬ 13:03 21-Apr-14
  4. Delete --ChiefjusticePS2 17:17, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:31, April 23, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 49 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Poorly written, awful and not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:08, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. 2006-cruft; a Wacky Organization full of memes and devoid of humor. Repeated references to "Noam Particular" are and always have been red-links, with or without the middle name. Spıke ¬ 12:28 22-Apr-14
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edit Adult H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 49 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Listcruft and mainly images near end. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:24, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Promising intro. I deleted the picture-book and other cruft. What is left is two gender-based tedious lists revolving around puberty and sex organs. Delete that and there would be almost nothing left. It ought to be saved, but there really is nothing funny about adulthood. Spıke ¬ 12:36 22-Apr-14
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  1. I deleted the listcruft, and added some text. Check it out and see what you think. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:38, April 23, 2014 (UTC)

edit That time I was plundered in the ass by a Viking during my voyage to a retirement villa H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 23 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The title is promising, but the article isn't. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:21, April 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 12:22 22-Apr-14
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edit That time NIGGERS STOLE MY PAGE during my sojourn on the internet H T D Survivor

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 23 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This one is worse; provocation of black readers with utterly no comedy payback. Spıke ¬ 12:23 22-Apr-14
  2. Actually, the concept of this page is explained well here. But with the original NIGGERS STOLE MY PAGE article deleted, it doesn't really make sense. Sorry, Al. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:35, April 22, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (2)
  1. The page is one of the most anti-racist pages we have here on uncy. In it's 2011 VFD attempt, in which it was saved by a vote of -6, some people understood that. I've just added more to make it clearer. The illustration, by the way, is a white man dressed up in blackface making fun of another white man dressed up in blackface. The links on the page take people to some of the original writing, but the page stands alone in explanation as a guy typing in his mother's basement. I'll add more to it later. Aleister 13:15 22-4-14
  2. With a link to the original page and more additions, it seems good enough to be kept. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:33, April 22, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Patch Adams H D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 22 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. There are many reasons for this nomination, and one of this, that many people agree with, is that if it was written by an anonymous editor, Patch Adams would probably be deleted immediately after its creation. I don't think Uncyclopedia benefits from such articles. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:17, April 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not an Uncyclopedia article. Also: not funny. Spıke ¬ 13:25 22-Apr-14
Keep (1)
  1. Not my favorite but many people love it for reasons unknown, and the concept was well explained somewhere. So for posterity I will hold my nose and vote to keep. Aleister 13:22 22-4-14
    The concept doesn't change the fact that it is short and not extremely funny. Plus, as Puppy once explained, the image doesn't go well with the article. Even if the concept is clever, it will still be short and not extremely funny. Plus, the image still won't fit in the article. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:26, April 22, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Fuk u americkan pigs H T D Survivor

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 0 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A dialogue between an anonymous editor and Happytimes. I don't think it belongs to the main space. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:51, April 23, 2014 (UTC)
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