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#{{delete}}I copy it to [[Coca-Cola]].[[User:071058s]][[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:071058s]]
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#:Reverted. The {{Tl|Merge}} tag means merge, not concatenate creating a mess. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:08 30-Mar-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} The New Coke/Coke Classic fiasco is a fine candidate for our treatment; by comparison, what is Real Coca-Cola and who would look for this page? Invents a product, tells us how vile it is, and nags the reader to avoid it. Useless. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:08 30-Mar-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} External linkage. [[User:Ye Blacke Adder|Ye Blacke Adder]] ([[User talk:Ye Blacke Adder|talk]]) 05:17, April 19, 2015 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} {{U|Kakun}} casts Goatse as a superhero (the connection is also made on the Wikipedia disambiguation page). Except for a tiny unfunny bit of Cunt Humor, any humor here is not ours. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:33 4-Apr-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} The goats shall perish. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 14:47, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} That's enough about goats. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 20:38, April 7, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} I love goats; they're my favorite bovines! However, this article has very little to do with these majestic cetaceans, and it also isn't funny. {{Unsigned|CarnassisChaosbringer}}
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#A vital page to keep Glenn Beck's honored name among the people who care most. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] 14:20 15-2-'13
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} and redirect to [[Glenn Beck]]. This is a combination of "I don't like this guy's politics" and a database of Youtube videos. We already have a much better article on the subject. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 14:19, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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*As "Uncyclopedia is not a catalog to things found elsewhere on the Net," I've deleted three sections that had no function but to send readers to YouTube. '''Pieces of this article intended to serve up true utterances of Beck by which to discredit him are advocacy, not humor, even if you think he is ridiculously funny.''' Some funny stuff remains <s>and I would like to see it merged into [[Glenn Beck]], as</s> "Asshat" in the title is likewise too busy being advocacy to help the reader reach the article. I assume Aleister's vote is more advocacy rather than a vote. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:31 15-Feb-13</small>
 
*:Advocacy? Are we wikipedia now? All the Fred Phelps pages are advocacy, the Hitler pages are too, I guess, and anti-Hitler pages are too, and on and on...[[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] minutes later. I remember when we moved this page to here when Glenn Beck was replaced with the other page, and there was discussion about what to call it, and Asshat won.
 
*::I reply by boldfacing a sentence of my earlier reply. Multiple wrongs don't make a right. The Hitler pages have value added by Uncyclopedians. If you intend to reassemble the YouTube collection that I deleted, please take it to a more suitable website. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:41 15-Feb-13</small>
 
*::I strike part of my earlier reply. [[Glenn Beck]] was a FA and should not receive any orphaned pieces of this article, especially if that is not an improvement. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:06 15-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete}} It's well written, however it is of a made-up event, lacks humour and is full of quite a few random tangents to the article. Not sure we need it. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 11:30, April 7, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|“She’s the one getting fucked in her ear”}} A 2007 effort by {{U|Prettiestpretty}} not to make Uncyclopedia history, nor even to chronicle it, but to fabricate it out of memes and ramble. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:56 7-Apr-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} Not one of the Great Dame's best. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 20:13, April 18, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Unfunny fiction. [[User:Ye Blacke Adder|Ye Blacke Adder]] ([[User talk:Ye Blacke Adder|talk]]) 05:17, April 19, 2015 (UTC)
 
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#The game was deleted. This was just another advertisement for a crappy text adventure from a now banned user. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|12:46 15 Feb}}
 
#{{delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 14:28, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Per above. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:34 15-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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#I believe I am the Admin to whom Mnbvcxz refers. The cases where I didn't realize something was a joke are numerous and legend. In the case I was thinking about, I patrolled an edit to this page and reported it in passing to Sannse without viewing the page as a whole. Although it does air grievances with Wikia and risks attracting trolling by resentful users and perhaps from the Fork, it is seriously funny. We ought to have room for a page imitating legalism, but with a litany not to "publish, copy, display, distribute, [or] put mayonnaise on"--especially when it already has a disclaimer at the start that it's not the real thing. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:04 14-Feb-13</small>
 
#:Actually, Wikia is not mentioned in here at all. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|07:55 15 Feb}}
 
#::No, not by name; but some of the material seems to be motivated by real-world gripes. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:07 15-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Keep}} Too funny to let die. Besides, if you actually read it, or even scan it, you will realize it isn't the real thing, besides there's a disclaimer at the top pointing to the real thing. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 07:05, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} and soft redirect to Wikia's real terms of use. This fake page has confused even an admin, and isn't that funny. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 18:07, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#{{Keep}} The intro has glimpses of brilliance; Section 1, despite its HowTo: tone, might be rescued; and the lists obviously have to go. <small>12:10</small> {{Keep|Saved.}} {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:42 14-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Keep}} We've seen worse. Admit it. It only needs to be improved just a little... --[[User:RockoRocks|RockoRocks]] ([[User talk:RockoRocks|talk]]) 17:54, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{keep}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 18:10, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#Picked this one up on ICU, however it has existed since before 2009 so is too old for ICU. It is mostly made up of lists and not particularly amusing lists at that. --{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 08:19, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} An article on a made-up war full of random jabs at American and British politicians complete with made-up statistics and a lack of maturity. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 09:13, April 8, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Nominator's article was [[Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion/Archive276#Other War of 1812|saved from VFD]] by Anton199 based on a George W. Bush [[UNQUOTE|initial quotation]] which at this point is a waste of time (likewise, the next quote, that some war history site malfunctions; who cares?), also by Aleister who does not want anything to be deleted. Stereotypical Intro and next-to-null first section warn reader that author was not trying to write ''about'' anything. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:50 8-Apr-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} Another Wacky War we can do without. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 22:25, April 12, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Unfunny fiction. [[User:Ye Blacke Adder|Ye Blacke Adder]] ([[User talk:Ye Blacke Adder|talk]]) 05:17, April 19, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} The only contribution of {{U|Yafie Achmad Raihan}} (2013). Not English. Not funny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:15 14-Apr-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} Also not humor (I might have missed something, but there appears to be no attempts at humor in the article.) [[User:CarnassisChaosbringer|CarnassisChaosbringer]] ([[User talk:CarnassisChaosbringer|talk]]) 19:30, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Unfunny Engrish. Could not be the topic of a funny article, therefore cannot be saved. Burn. --not Molbanhan but actually [[User:Molbanhan|<span class="insertusername"><insert name here></span>]] [[User talk:Molbanhan|talk to him/her]] 20:00, April 18, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Humour, if any, is Indonesian. [[User:Ye Blacke Adder|Ye Blacke Adder]] ([[User talk:Ye Blacke Adder|talk]]) 05:17, April 19, 2015 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Smallish, typographically ugly article presses two chronic Spike hot-buttons: (1) The title is a pun, and the reader has to already know the pun to enjoy the article; (2) The page is an Anon magnet, inviting grade-school humor from Anons who cannot do better than gay-bashing and puns. I have nothing against gay-bashing, if done with cleverness, but this is not it; and then again, if you were to write it, why would you misplace it here? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:41 13-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} really doesn't do anything the title-pun. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 13:47, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Amuses author at expense of reader, instead of amusing the reader. Uses typography instead of humor. Not to be confused with the entirely different [[Men In Black]], to which it should be redirected. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:11 17-Apr-15</small>
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} category has been mostly emptied due to VFD. It is almost, but not quite, small enough to QVFD. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 16:34, February 9, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Again, this arc of Uncyclopedia pages is mostly untouched in 7 years, and Wikipedia has not heard of the Folk Force nor of the several members for which I searched. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:38 9-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} an article about an enemy of the folk force. He was a botanist, then an eco-terrorist, then a catholic priest, then a eco-terrorist half-plant monster, then went to south America and was defeated by the folk force. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:54, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Oddball piece of fiction about a non-notable bad guy. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:08 5-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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edit Real Coca-Cola H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete.I copy it to Coca-Cola.User:071058s[[1]]
    Reverted. The {{Merge}} tag means merge, not concatenate creating a mess. Spıke Ѧ 15:08 30-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The New Coke/Coke Classic fiasco is a fine candidate for our treatment; by comparison, what is Real Coca-Cola and who would look for this page? Invents a product, tells us how vile it is, and nags the reader to avoid it. Useless. Spıke Ѧ 15:08 30-Mar-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. External linkage. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 05:17, April 19, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Goatman H Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Kakun casts Goatse as a superhero (the connection is also made on the Wikipedia disambiguation page). Except for a tiny unfunny bit of Cunt Humor, any humor here is not ours. Spıke Ѧ 17:33 4-Apr-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The goats shall perish. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:47, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. That's enough about goats. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:38, April 7, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I love goats; they're my favorite bovines! However, this article has very little to do with these majestic cetaceans, and it also isn't funny. The preceding unsigned comment was added by CarnassisChaosbringer (talk • contribs)
  5. Symbol delete vote Slaughter. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 05:17, April 19, 2015 (UTC)
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edit 1901 Uncyclopedia Supreme Symposium Spectacular at Buffalo, New York H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's well written, however it is of a made-up event, lacks humour and is full of quite a few random tangents to the article. Not sure we need it. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:30, April 7, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote “She’s the one getting fucked in her ear” A 2007 effort by Prettiestpretty not to make Uncyclopedia history, nor even to chronicle it, but to fabricate it out of memes and ramble. Spıke Ѧ 20:56 7-Apr-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not one of the Great Dame's best. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:13, April 18, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny fiction. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 05:17, April 19, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Other War of 1812 H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article on a made-up war full of random jabs at American and British politicians complete with made-up statistics and a lack of maturity. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:13, April 8, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nominator's article was saved from VFD by Anton199 based on a George W. Bush initial quotation which at this point is a waste of time (likewise, the next quote, that some war history site malfunctions; who cares?), also by Aleister who does not want anything to be deleted. Stereotypical Intro and next-to-null first section warn reader that author was not trying to write about anything. Spıke Ѧ 10:50 8-Apr-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another Wacky War we can do without. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:25, April 12, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny fiction. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 05:17, April 19, 2015 (UTC)
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edit PT Kereta Api Indonesia H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The only contribution of Yafie Achmad Raihan (2013). Not English. Not funny. Spıke Ѧ 16:15 14-Apr-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Also not humor (I might have missed something, but there appears to be no attempts at humor in the article.) CarnassisChaosbringer (talk) 19:30, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny Engrish. Could not be the topic of a funny article, therefore cannot be saved. Burn. --not Molbanhan but actually <insert name here> talk to him/her 20:00, April 18, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Humour, if any, is Indonesian. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 05:17, April 19, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Men in Black H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Amuses author at expense of reader, instead of amusing the reader. Uses typography instead of humor. Not to be confused with the entirely different Men In Black, to which it should be redirected. Spıke Ѧ 15:11 17-Apr-15
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edit Spam (electronic) H T D Survivor

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A page in the cutesy "style of the thing it's about," namely, unreadable stupidity. Spıke Ѧ 15:30 18-Apr-15
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