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== {{VFDn|Pooper Scooper Tuesday}} ==
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#{{Delete}} Okay, so if the reader wants an article on '''Super Tuesday''' with toilet humor, all he has to do is type this, and he will find exactly that. Otherwise, no one ever will. Also: Toilet humor (and nothing else). New Uncyclopedian {{U|OfficerGrasshopper}} stumbled upon this, agreed with me that it has No Redeeming Merit, and applied {{Tl|VFD}} but seems to have been baffled by our user-friendly nominating process. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:51 21-Mar-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} The title is better than what follows. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 21:36, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} In 2007, Anon wrote a description of a storm that took the college radio transmitter off-line. Not funny but merely coded; the only humor is inadvertent, when he refers to the listener in the singular. {{U|MadMax}} added the categories later, which is more than it deserved. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:23 21-Mar-15</small>
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#A vital page to keep Glenn Beck's honored name among the people who care most. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] 14:20 15-2-'13
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|comments=*Not sure. It's been and gone. No one checks old news. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 15:59, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
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|delete=#{{delete}} and redirect to [[Glenn Beck]]. This is a combination of "I don't like this guy's politics" and a database of Youtube videos. We already have a much better article on the subject. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 14:19, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
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*As "Uncyclopedia is not a catalog to things found elsewhere on the Net," I've deleted three sections that had no function but to send readers to YouTube. '''Pieces of this article intended to serve up true utterances of Beck by which to discredit him are advocacy, not humor, even if you think he is ridiculously funny.''' Some funny stuff remains <s>and I would like to see it merged into [[Glenn Beck]], as</s> "Asshat" in the title is likewise too busy being advocacy to help the reader reach the article. I assume Aleister's vote is more advocacy rather than a vote. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:31 15-Feb-13</small>
 
*:Advocacy? Are we wikipedia now? All the Fred Phelps pages are advocacy, the Hitler pages are too, I guess, and anti-Hitler pages are too, and on and on...[[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] minutes later. I remember when we moved this page to here when Glenn Beck was replaced with the other page, and there was discussion about what to call it, and Asshat won.
 
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*::I strike part of my earlier reply. [[Glenn Beck]] was a FA and should not receive any orphaned pieces of this article, especially if that is not an improvement. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:06 15-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete}} A poorly formatted article from 2005. Takes aim at the promising phenomenon of sending an email to unwanted recipients, swings, and misses, ending up by pranking the reader by scaring him about his own computer and trying to get him to wipe the hard drive. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:49 24-Mar-15</small>
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#{{delete}} A poorly humor <s>article</s> passage.[[User:071058s]][[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:071058s]]
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#{{Delete}} Ye Olde stuff that looked stale when first written in 2005. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 21:38, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
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#The game was deleted. This was just another advertisement for a crappy text adventure from a now banned user. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|12:46 15 Feb}}
 
#{{delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 14:28, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Per above. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:34 15-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete|Doo wut?}} Title is pidgin Spanish. Yet another portal into Zork; no humor detected. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:01 28-Mar-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} Worthy of QVFD. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 15:57, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} It's just the word "nigga" combined with awful sex jokes. [[User:BrokenKnives|BrokenKnives]] ([[User talk:BrokenKnives|talk]]) 13:18, April 1, 2015 (UTC)
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#I believe I am the Admin to whom Mnbvcxz refers. The cases where I didn't realize something was a joke are numerous and legend. In the case I was thinking about, I patrolled an edit to this page and reported it in passing to Sannse without viewing the page as a whole. Although it does air grievances with Wikia and risks attracting trolling by resentful users and perhaps from the Fork, it is seriously funny. We ought to have room for a page imitating legalism, but with a litany not to "publish, copy, display, distribute, [or] put mayonnaise on"--especially when it already has a disclaimer at the start that it's not the real thing. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:04 14-Feb-13</small>
 
#:Actually, Wikia is not mentioned in here at all. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|07:55 15 Feb}}
 
#::No, not by name; but some of the material seems to be motivated by real-world gripes. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:07 15-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Keep}} Too funny to let die. Besides, if you actually read it, or even scan it, you will realize it isn't the real thing, besides there's a disclaimer at the top pointing to the real thing. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 07:05, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} and soft redirect to Wikia's real terms of use. This fake page has confused even an admin, and isn't that funny. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 18:07, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Keep}} The intro has glimpses of brilliance; Section 1, despite its HowTo: tone, might be rescued; and the lists obviously have to go. <small>12:10</small> {{Keep|Saved.}} {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:42 14-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Keep}} We've seen worse. Admit it. It only needs to be improved just a little... --[[User:RockoRocks|RockoRocks]] ([[User talk:RockoRocks|talk]]) 17:54, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{keep}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 18:10, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#Picked this one up on ICU, however it has existed since before 2009 so is too old for ICU. It is mostly made up of lists and not particularly amusing lists at that. --{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 08:19, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Like other articles of this genre, awful. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 15:56, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|ur pwn3d}} Awful. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:07 30-Mar-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} You can't make fun of someone just by doing what they do. [[User:BrokenKnives|BrokenKnives]] ([[User talk:BrokenKnives|talk]]) 13:21, April 1, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Smallish, typographically ugly article presses two chronic Spike hot-buttons: (1) The title is a pun, and the reader has to already know the pun to enjoy the article; (2) The page is an Anon magnet, inviting grade-school humor from Anons who cannot do better than gay-bashing and puns. I have nothing against gay-bashing, if done with cleverness, but this is not it; and then again, if you were to write it, why would you misplace it here? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:41 13-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} really doesn't do anything the title-pun. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 13:47, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Ridicule with no cleverness, climaxing in Holocaust Humor. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:04 30-Mar-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} This is an awful article. It ridicules people who have sex with relatives, but that's not funny on its own.. [[User:BrokenKnives|BrokenKnives]] ([[User talk:BrokenKnives|talk]]) 13:15, April 1, 2015 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} category has been mostly emptied due to VFD. It is almost, but not quite, small enough to QVFD. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 16:34, February 9, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Again, this arc of Uncyclopedia pages is mostly untouched in 7 years, and Wikipedia has not heard of the Folk Force nor of the several members for which I searched. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:38 9-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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#{{delete}}I copy it to [[Coca-Cola]].[[User:071058s]][[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:071058s]]
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#:Reverted. The {{Tl|Merge}} tag means merge, not concatenate creating a mess. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:08 30-Mar-15</small>
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|delete=#{{delete}} an article about an enemy of the folk force. He was a botanist, then an eco-terrorist, then a catholic priest, then a eco-terrorist half-plant monster, then went to south America and was defeated by the folk force. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:54, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Oddball piece of fiction about a non-notable bad guy. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:08 5-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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edit Pooper Scooper Tuesday H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Okay, so if the reader wants an article on Super Tuesday with toilet humor, all he has to do is type this, and he will find exactly that. Otherwise, no one ever will. Also: Toilet humor (and nothing else). New Uncyclopedian OfficerGrasshopper stumbled upon this, agreed with me that it has No Redeeming Merit, and applied {{VFD}} but seems to have been baffled by our user-friendly nominating process. Spıke Ѧ 15:51 21-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The title is better than what follows. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:36, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:59, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
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edit UnNews:WRPI Succeeds from Albany Radio Dial H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. In 2007, Anon wrote a description of a storm that took the college radio transmitter off-line. Not funny but merely coded; the only humor is inadvertent, when he refers to the listener in the singular. MadMax added the categories later, which is more than it deserved. Spıke Ѧ 23:23 21-Mar-15
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edit Reply To All H Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A poorly formatted article from 2005. Takes aim at the promising phenomenon of sending an email to unwanted recipients, swings, and misses, ending up by pranking the reader by scaring him about his own computer and trying to get him to wipe the hard drive. Spıke Ѧ 11:49 24-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A poorly humor article passage.User:071058s[[1]]
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ye Olde stuff that looked stale when first written in 2005. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:38, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:57, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Game:El forest y doomo H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Doo wut? Title is pidgin Spanish. Yet another portal into Zork; no humor detected. Spıke Ѧ 01:01 28-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Worthy of QVFD. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:57, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's just the word "nigga" combined with awful sex jokes. BrokenKnives (talk) 13:18, April 1, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Spanish Civil War (video game) H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Like other articles of this genre, awful. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:56, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote ur pwn3d Awful. Spıke Ѧ 13:07 30-Mar-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. You can't make fun of someone just by doing what they do. BrokenKnives (talk) 13:21, April 1, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Mouth breather H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ridicule with no cleverness, climaxing in Holocaust Humor. Spıke Ѧ 14:04 30-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is an awful article. It ridicules people who have sex with relatives, but that's not funny on its own.. BrokenKnives (talk) 13:15, April 1, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Real Coca-Cola H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete.I copy it to Coca-Cola.User:071058s[[2]]
    Reverted. The {{Merge}} tag means merge, not concatenate creating a mess. Spıke Ѧ 15:08 30-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The New Coke/Coke Classic fiasco is a fine candidate for our treatment; by comparison, what is Real Coca-Cola and who would look for this page? Invents a product, tells us how vile it is, and nags the reader to avoid it. Useless. Spıke Ѧ 15:08 30-Mar-15
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