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#{{Delete}} SEHS being "Sudden Head Exploding Syndrome," a Wacky Ailment with which to piggyback off [[A splode]] in this article from 2005, which has little to say about the ailment no one will look up except that it runs in things — and American politicians — the authors don't happen to like. Before deleting the external links, I didn't follow them, so I can't say whether this entire Syndrome was invented at an external website, as our recent "Dihydrogen monoxide" was. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:15 22-Nov-14</small>
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#Unlike [[Dihydrogen monoxide]], this doesn't deserve an article. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141123001312}}
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#{{Delete}} It's not terrible, but it's not good either. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 02:22, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} A ramble and a rant. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 12:43, December 24, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Keep}} This article is not all that well writen but there are certainly things much more worth deleting. --[[User:Nea Teta]] 04:23, December 6, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} A few months ago this was put up for VFD I said I was against the deletion and therefore it survived but no UnBusiness is pretty much dead, no one uses it and and it wastes space on our server. (oh wait, no, it wastes space on the Wikia server, that's a good thing then :) {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 18:22, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} A dormant pseudo-namespace created by fallen-away Uncyclopedians who wanted to blog rather than create content that would amuse the reader. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:13 8-Dec-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} whatever was going here is irrelevant as those responsible have disappeared. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 23:35, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
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#A vital page to keep Glenn Beck's honored name among the people who care most. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] 14:20 15-2-'13
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} and redirect to [[Glenn Beck]]. This is a combination of "I don't like this guy's politics" and a database of Youtube videos. We already have a much better article on the subject. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 14:19, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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*As "Uncyclopedia is not a catalog to things found elsewhere on the Net," I've deleted three sections that had no function but to send readers to YouTube. '''Pieces of this article intended to serve up true utterances of Beck by which to discredit him are advocacy, not humor, even if you think he is ridiculously funny.''' Some funny stuff remains <s>and I would like to see it merged into [[Glenn Beck]], as</s> "Asshat" in the title is likewise too busy being advocacy to help the reader reach the article. I assume Aleister's vote is more advocacy rather than a vote. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:31 15-Feb-13</small>
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*{{Comment}} I can't figure out what this is supposed to be, so I'm not really sure how to vote on this. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 21:13, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
*:Advocacy? Are we wikipedia now? All the Fred Phelps pages are advocacy, the Hitler pages are too, I guess, and anti-Hitler pages are too, and on and on...[[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] minutes later. I remember when we moved this page to here when Glenn Beck was replaced with the other page, and there was discussion about what to call it, and Asshat won.
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:{{Comment}} I think that UnBusiness was meant to be some sort of game kind of thingy, if you click on all the links you will find out. {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 19:47, December 9, 2014 (UTC)
*::I reply by boldfacing a sentence of my earlier reply. Multiple wrongs don't make a right. The Hitler pages have value added by Uncyclopedians. If you intend to reassemble the YouTube collection that I deleted, please take it to a more suitable website. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:41 15-Feb-13</small>
 
*::I strike part of my earlier reply. [[Glenn Beck]] was a FA and should not receive any orphaned pieces of this article, especially if that is not an improvement. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:06 15-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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#The game was deleted. This was just another advertisement for a crappy text adventure from a now banned user. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|12:46 15 Feb}}
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#{{Delete}} This overlong list is an overt invitation to help commit bad writing. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:38 10-Dec-14</small>
#{{delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 14:28, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} This article should be on 100 Shittiest Articles Ever. {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 17:39, December 10, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Per above. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:34 15-Feb-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Could not read all of them. Conked out at the 5th. Too boring. -- [[User:Zyniker|Zyniker]] ([[User talk:Zyniker|talk]]) 20:59, December 23, 2014 (UTC)
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#I believe I am the Admin to whom Mnbvcxz refers. The cases where I didn't realize something was a joke are numerous and legend. In the case I was thinking about, I patrolled an edit to this page and reported it in passing to Sannse without viewing the page as a whole. Although it does air grievances with Wikia and risks attracting trolling by resentful users and perhaps from the Fork, it is seriously funny. We ought to have room for a page imitating legalism, but with a litany not to "publish, copy, display, distribute, [or] put mayonnaise on"--especially when it already has a disclaimer at the start that it's not the real thing. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:04 14-Feb-13</small>
 
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#::No, not by name; but some of the material seems to be motivated by real-world gripes. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:07 15-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Keep}} Too funny to let die. Besides, if you actually read it, or even scan it, you will realize it isn't the real thing, besides there's a disclaimer at the top pointing to the real thing. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 07:05, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} and soft redirect to Wikia's real terms of use. This fake page has confused even an admin, and isn't that funny. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 18:07, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} There are some funny places, but, all in all, it's very unoriginal and tells one unfunny joke. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 17:46, December 21, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Author amuses himself by berating the reader. He does it in many different ways, but the laughs are as sparse as they would be with a catalog of Your Momma one-liners. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:14 23-Dec-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} What a waste of letters! -- [[User:Zyniker|Zyniker]] ([[User talk:Zyniker|talk]]) 21:10, December 23, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Everything I want to do to this article is conveniently written inside it. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 12:41, December 24, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} The intro has glimpses of brilliance; Section 1, despite its HowTo: tone, might be rescued; and the lists obviously have to go. <small>12:10</small> {{Keep|Saved.}} {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:42 14-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Keep}} We've seen worse. Admit it. It only needs to be improved just a little... --[[User:RockoRocks|RockoRocks]] ([[User talk:RockoRocks|talk]]) 17:54, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#Picked this one up on ICU, however it has existed since before 2009 so is too old for ICU. It is mostly made up of lists and not particularly amusing lists at that. --{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 08:19, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Smallish, typographically ugly article presses two chronic Spike hot-buttons: (1) The title is a pun, and the reader has to already know the pun to enjoy the article; (2) The page is an Anon magnet, inviting grade-school humor from Anons who cannot do better than gay-bashing and puns. I have nothing against gay-bashing, if done with cleverness, but this is not it; and then again, if you were to write it, why would you misplace it here? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:41 13-Feb-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} This page tells one trite joke - Wikipedia admins are power-hungry dictators, - and then turns into another list of Encyclopedia in-jokes. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 18:06, December 21, 2014 (UTC)
#{{delete}} really doesn't do anything the title-pun. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 13:47, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Some vile slush of nothing but signatures with snappy comments. Hideous to look at. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 15:44, December 23, 2014 (UTC)
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|delete=#{{delete}} category has been mostly emptied due to VFD. It is almost, but not quite, small enough to QVFD. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 16:34, February 9, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Again, this arc of Uncyclopedia pages is mostly untouched in 7 years, and Wikipedia has not heard of the Folk Force nor of the several members for which I searched. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:38 9-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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*Goes on for way too long — When the strategy is "This page has been vandalized," it is easy to add content without adding any new humor — but it is a workable satire of an actual Wikipedia page. In fact, there is more than one joke, considering the various nominations. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:18 23-Dec-14</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} Anon has deleted a very tedious list of every country since 1945 that has won the award. However, nothing that remains is of any value either, in this article that no one will look up in this or any other encyclopedia. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:43 24-Dec-14</small>
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} an article about an enemy of the folk force. He was a botanist, then an eco-terrorist, then a catholic priest, then a eco-terrorist half-plant monster, then went to south America and was defeated by the folk force. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:54, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Oddball piece of fiction about a non-notable bad guy. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:08 5-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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edit SEHS H T D Survivor

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. SEHS being "Sudden Head Exploding Syndrome," a Wacky Ailment with which to piggyback off A splode in this article from 2005, which has little to say about the ailment no one will look up except that it runs in things — and American politicians — the authors don't happen to like. Before deleting the external links, I didn't follow them, so I can't say whether this entire Syndrome was invented at an external website, as our recent "Dihydrogen monoxide" was. Spıke ¬ 21:15 22-Nov-14
  2. Unlike Dihydrogen monoxide, this doesn't deserve an article. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 00:13 23 Nov 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's not terrible, but it's not good either. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:22, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. A ramble and a rant. ConCass2 (talk) 12:43, December 24, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This article is not all that well writen but there are certainly things much more worth deleting. --User:Nea Teta 04:23, December 6, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Uncyclopedia:Business H T D Survivor

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A few months ago this was put up for VFD I said I was against the deletion and therefore it survived but no UnBusiness is pretty much dead, no one uses it and and it wastes space on our server. (oh wait, no, it wastes space on the Wikia server, that's a good thing then :) Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 18:22, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A dormant pseudo-namespace created by fallen-away Uncyclopedians who wanted to blog rather than create content that would amuse the reader. Spıke ¬ 21:13 8-Dec-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. whatever was going here is irrelevant as those responsible have disappeared. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:35, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I can't figure out what this is supposed to be, so I'm not really sure how to vote on this. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:13, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
Symbol comment vote Comment. I think that UnBusiness was meant to be some sort of game kind of thingy, if you click on all the links you will find out. Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:47, December 9, 2014 (UTC)

edit Worst 100 Short Poems H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This overlong list is an overt invitation to help commit bad writing. Spıke ¬ 13:38 10-Dec-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article should be on 100 Shittiest Articles Ever. Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 17:39, December 10, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Could not read all of them. Conked out at the 5th. Too boring. -- Zyniker (talk) 20:59, December 23, 2014 (UTC)
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edit You suck H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. There are some funny places, but, all in all, it's very unoriginal and tells one unfunny joke. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:46, December 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author amuses himself by berating the reader. He does it in many different ways, but the laughs are as sparse as they would be with a catalog of Your Momma one-liners. Spıke ¬ 14:14 23-Dec-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. What a waste of letters! -- Zyniker (talk) 21:10, December 23, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Everything I want to do to this article is conveniently written inside it. ConCass2 (talk) 12:41, December 24, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Featured Article Candidates H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This page tells one trite joke - Wikipedia admins are power-hungry dictators, - and then turns into another list of Encyclopedia in-jokes. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:06, December 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some vile slush of nothing but signatures with snappy comments. Hideous to look at. ConCass2 (talk) 15:44, December 23, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Goes on for way too long — When the strategy is "This page has been vandalized," it is easy to add content without adding any new humor — but it is a workable satire of an actual Wikipedia page. In fact, there is more than one joke, considering the various nominations. Spıke ¬ 14:18 23-Dec-14

edit Council on Countries that Suck H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anon has deleted a very tedious list of every country since 1945 that has won the award. However, nothing that remains is of any value either, in this article that no one will look up in this or any other encyclopedia. Spıke ¬ 20:43 24-Dec-14
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