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#{{Delete}} Has been under {{Tl|Fix}} for a solid month with no action. I just deleted the listiest and cruftiest sections. There are so many more clever ways to write about anarchy than just stereotypes of Bernie Sanders types (who hardly want the government to go away and leave someone else to give them their free diplomas). {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>02:53 14-Mar-16</small>
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#{{Delete}} Although it is a good title. Perhaps for the to-do list if no one else is interested. {{User:EStop/signature}} 02:07, April 3, 2016 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Lists. {{User:ConCass2/sig}} 08:25, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Reader might enjoy this — if he is from Brazil, and if he speaks English, and if he thinks "gay" is an automatic joke. Otherwise, no. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>00:35 5-Apr-16</small>
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#{{Delete}} I'm not saying that the word "gay" is automatically funny, but how do you fuck it up and not put "highgay"? Wouldn't that have worked better? The article itself is just rambling and bad dirty "jokes". {{User:ConCass2/sig}} 08:05, April 5, 2016 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Not a bad concept, but the execution is just crap gay jokes. This had the potential be a Rio carnival of postcard puns, describing life in the back alleys as viewed from the 'other bus'. {{User:EStop/signature}} 07:01, April 17, 2016 (UTC)
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#A vital page to keep Glenn Beck's honored name among the people who care most. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] 14:20 15-2-'13
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} and redirect to [[Glenn Beck]]. This is a combination of "I don't like this guy's politics" and a database of Youtube videos. We already have a much better article on the subject. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 14:19, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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*As "Uncyclopedia is not a catalog to things found elsewhere on the Net," I've deleted three sections that had no function but to send readers to YouTube. '''Pieces of this article intended to serve up true utterances of Beck by which to discredit him are advocacy, not humor, even if you think he is ridiculously funny.''' Some funny stuff remains <s>and I would like to see it merged into [[Glenn Beck]], as</s> "Asshat" in the title is likewise too busy being advocacy to help the reader reach the article. I assume Aleister's vote is more advocacy rather than a vote. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:31 15-Feb-13</small>
 
*:Advocacy? Are we wikipedia now? All the Fred Phelps pages are advocacy, the Hitler pages are too, I guess, and anti-Hitler pages are too, and on and on...[[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] minutes later. I remember when we moved this page to here when Glenn Beck was replaced with the other page, and there was discussion about what to call it, and Asshat won.
 
*::I reply by boldfacing a sentence of my earlier reply. Multiple wrongs don't make a right. The Hitler pages have value added by Uncyclopedians. If you intend to reassemble the YouTube collection that I deleted, please take it to a more suitable website. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:41 15-Feb-13</small>
 
*::I strike part of my earlier reply. [[Glenn Beck]] was a FA and should not receive any orphaned pieces of this article, especially if that is not an improvement. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:06 15-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Ranty, first-person polemic; humorless; under a page title no one will look up. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>15:11 26-Apr-16</small>
#{{delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 14:28, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Aside from the suggestion that the Queen of England is a transvestite (hidden under a false typo in the Civil War section), there are no jokes to be found in this uninspired conspiracy theory. {{User:Chunkles/sig}} 23:41, April 26, 2016 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Per above. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:34 15-Feb-13</small>
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#{{Keep}} It's at least well-written and I do find it a little funny, even if it is outdated by about three-hundred years. Certainly not something I'd consider VFD material. {{User:ConCass2/sig}} 08:27, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Pidgin English is endearing, but this article has nothing else. All I can figure is that author {{U|One-eyed Jack}} in 2008 saw a sales pitch, poorly translated, and transcribed it here without much enhancement. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>17:54 27-Apr-16</small>
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#{{Delete}} An article about nothing under a title no-one will look up. The only comedy concept is a Chinese man speaking broken English, but it doesn't work when the article is about nothing. {{User:ConCass2/sig}} 18:58, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
 
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#I believe I am the Admin to whom Mnbvcxz refers. The cases where I didn't realize something was a joke are numerous and legend. In the case I was thinking about, I patrolled an edit to this page and reported it in passing to Sannse without viewing the page as a whole. Although it does air grievances with Wikia and risks attracting trolling by resentful users and perhaps from the Fork, it is seriously funny. We ought to have room for a page imitating legalism, but with a litany not to "publish, copy, display, distribute, [or] put mayonnaise on"--especially when it already has a disclaimer at the start that it's not the real thing. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:04 14-Feb-13</small>
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#{{Keep}} I actually found this a very fun read, as the carefully-constructed Engrish is spot-on and very reminiscent of the poorly-translated product slogans one might find funny pictures of online. The Chinese text is a nice touch as well. Maybe the topic is not one people will search for, but this was very well-written and it would be unfortunate to see it deleted. {{User:Chunkles/sig}} 16:40, May 1, 2016 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} The "testimonials" at the end are hilarious, and the descriptions of completely vile remedies in Engrish made me smile. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 16:52, May 1, 2016 (UTC)
#::No, not by name; but some of the material seems to be motivated by real-world gripes. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:07 15-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Keep}} Too funny to let die. Besides, if you actually read it, or even scan it, you will realize it isn't the real thing, besides there's a disclaimer at the top pointing to the real thing. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 07:05, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} and soft redirect to Wikia's real terms of use. This fake page has confused even an admin, and isn't that funny. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 18:07, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Keep}} The intro has glimpses of brilliance; Section 1, despite its HowTo: tone, might be rescued; and the lists obviously have to go. <small>12:10</small> {{Keep|Saved.}} {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:42 14-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Keep}} We've seen worse. Admit it. It only needs to be improved just a little... --[[User:RockoRocks|RockoRocks]] ([[User talk:RockoRocks|talk]]) 17:54, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{keep}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 18:10, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#Picked this one up on ICU, however it has existed since before 2009 so is too old for ICU. It is mostly made up of lists and not particularly amusing lists at that. --{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 08:19, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Smallish, typographically ugly article presses two chronic Spike hot-buttons: (1) The title is a pun, and the reader has to already know the pun to enjoy the article; (2) The page is an Anon magnet, inviting grade-school humor from Anons who cannot do better than gay-bashing and puns. I have nothing against gay-bashing, if done with cleverness, but this is not it; and then again, if you were to write it, why would you misplace it here? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:41 13-Feb-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} [[Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion/Archive-2015-10#Dog|Last nominated for deletion 20-Oct-15]] as it just took Featured Article [[Dogs]] and reversed stuff. 3 votes to delete; nominator voted Just Fix It and {{U|EStop}} voted Okay I'll Fix It. Both of us have, at [[User:EStop/Dogs]]. A Delete vote clears the way for this as a substitute. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>00:50 3-May-16</small>
#{{delete}} really doesn't do anything the title-pun. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 13:47, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} As I said last time, this is a horrid mash-up of bold text and ranting. Hurts the eyes. {{User:ConCass2/sig}} 06:35, May 3, 2016 (UTC)
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|delete=#{{delete}} category has been mostly emptied due to VFD. It is almost, but not quite, small enough to QVFD. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 16:34, February 9, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Again, this arc of Uncyclopedia pages is mostly untouched in 7 years, and Wikipedia has not heard of the Folk Force nor of the several members for which I searched. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:38 9-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} an article about an enemy of the folk force. He was a botanist, then an eco-terrorist, then a catholic priest, then a eco-terrorist half-plant monster, then went to south America and was defeated by the folk force. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:54, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Oddball piece of fiction about a non-notable bad guy. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:08 5-Feb-13</small>
 
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edit Anarchy H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Has been under {{Fix}} for a solid month with no action. I just deleted the listiest and cruftiest sections. There are so many more clever ways to write about anarchy than just stereotypes of Bernie Sanders types (who hardly want the government to go away and leave someone else to give them their free diplomas). Spıke Radiomicrophone02:53 14-Mar-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Although it is a good title. Perhaps for the to-do list if no one else is interested.  EStop Easy button 02:07, April 3, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lists. ConCass2 (talk) 08:25, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
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edit Trans-Brazilian HighGAYway H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Reader might enjoy this — if he is from Brazil, and if he speaks English, and if he thinks "gay" is an automatic joke. Otherwise, no. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:35 5-Apr-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm not saying that the word "gay" is automatically funny, but how do you fuck it up and not put "highgay"? Wouldn't that have worked better? The article itself is just rambling and bad dirty "jokes". ConCass2 (talk) 08:05, April 5, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not a bad concept, but the execution is just crap gay jokes. This had the potential be a Rio carnival of postcard puns, describing life in the back alleys as viewed from the 'other bus'.  EStop Easy button 07:01, April 17, 2016 (UTC)
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edit Colony of America H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ranty, first-person polemic; humorless; under a page title no one will look up. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:11 26-Apr-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Aside from the suggestion that the Queen of England is a transvestite (hidden under a false typo in the Civil War section), there are no jokes to be found in this uninspired conspiracy theory. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 23:41, April 26, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's at least well-written and I do find it a little funny, even if it is outdated by about three-hundred years. Certainly not something I'd consider VFD material. ConCass2 (talk) 08:27, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
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edit 🔒 Dr. Chen Chinese medicine for breathe delight H D Oldvfd Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pidgin English is endearing, but this article has nothing else. All I can figure is that author One-eyed Jack in 2008 saw a sales pitch, poorly translated, and transcribed it here without much enhancement. Spıke Radiomicrophone17:54 27-Apr-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article about nothing under a title no-one will look up. The only comedy concept is a Chinese man speaking broken English, but it doesn't work when the article is about nothing. ConCass2 (talk) 18:58, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I actually found this a very fun read, as the carefully-constructed Engrish is spot-on and very reminiscent of the poorly-translated product slogans one might find funny pictures of online. The Chinese text is a nice touch as well. Maybe the topic is not one people will search for, but this was very well-written and it would be unfortunate to see it deleted. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 16:40, May 1, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. The "testimonials" at the end are hilarious, and the descriptions of completely vile remedies in Engrish made me smile. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 16:52, May 1, 2016 (UTC)
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edit Dog H T D Survivor Tag article

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Last nominated for deletion 20-Oct-15 as it just took Featured Article Dogs and reversed stuff. 3 votes to delete; nominator voted Just Fix It and EStop voted Okay I'll Fix It. Both of us have, at User:EStop/Dogs. A Delete vote clears the way for this as a substitute. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:50 3-May-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. As I said last time, this is a horrid mash-up of bold text and ranting. Hurts the eyes. ConCass2 (talk) 06:35, May 3, 2016 (UTC)
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