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#{{Delete}} You see, the reader who knows the expression "Blue Screen of Death" will naturally type "Red Screen of Death" to see if we happen to have such an article. And will encounter Sandbox-quality drivel. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:56 17-Jan-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} {{User:Anton199/sig}} 17:35, January 23, 2015 (UTC)
Don't finagle with with the above template. Seriously. You may succumb to peer pressure.
 
 
And place the VFD tag on the page, dammit! Otherwise, we will scrape your balls with a rusty razor blade! If you don't have balls we are willing to improvise.
 
 
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== [[Talk:Pizza Planet]] ==
 
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#{{U|MTTB}} blanked this page, and I tend to agree with him. If it weren't for the age of it I'd add it to QVFD, but it has floated around long enough that it should be VFD'd. It's not a comment or discussion on the article, but an attempt to write the article in the talk space. NRV. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|08:58 05 Feb}}
 
#{{Delete}} We tend to let people say a lot of things about the article on the discussion page, but this is not discussion about the article at all; it is a submission. And NRV is right. Delete the talk page only. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:04 5-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} I don't like using VFD to remove talk page clutter in principle, but I have better things to do than argue policy. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 21:00, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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== [[Al Obama]] ==
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|delete=#{{Delete}} This is a copy of [[Alabama]] where author has transliterated every "Alabama" into "Al Obama". That is, if this pun occurs to you, you can type it into Uncyclopedia and see the pun in a real article. But you have already finished laughing, haven't you? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:21 3-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 20:48, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
#If these things didn't take so much time I'd vote delete on most of them. [[user:Aleister|'''Al''']] 22:40 3-2-'13
 
#{{Delete}} Redundant redundancy. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 01:42, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Concur. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 22:56, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
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== [[Folk Force]] ==
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|delete=#{{delete}} worse than [[Strings McPickens]] and many of its satellite articles that have already been deleted. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 16:05, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} I have become convinced of the non-notability of the Folk Force. This piece of Anon's personal fiction arc almost enters the genre of Wacky War. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:10 5-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Where has this been hiding? --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 22:57, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
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== [[Strings McPickens]] ==
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} leader of the folk force. This article isn't as bad as the typical folk force article, but there isn't really a point to it either. If there was one article in the series that might not be bad enough to delete, this is probably it. However, I also dislike crappy orphaned articles hanging in space. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 16:02, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} I have been avoiding these votes because I don't know anything about the Folk Force. Surprise! neither does Wikipedia; nor about Strings McPickens. On this one, three paragraphs and one photo have been added since Anon created the page seven years ago. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:05 5-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Truly abandoned and orphaned. Now time to go. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 22:58, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
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== [[The Botanist]] ==
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} an article about an enemy of the folk force. He was a botanist, then an eco-terrorist, then a catholic priest, then a eco-terrorist half-plant monster, then went to south America and was defeated by the folk force. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:54, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Oddball piece of fiction about a non-notable bad guy. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:08 5-Feb-13</small>
 
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== [[Sarvajanik College of Engineering and Technology]] ==
 
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#{{Delete}} Paragraphs are short, generic slaps at the institution that will amuse no one other than the author. Cruft from 2006, substantially unchanged since then. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:52 1-Feb-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} It's that time of year; let's try again. '''No original humor''' anywhere, just a catalog of already-funny things that other people say elsewhere. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:47 20-Jan-15</small>
#{{delete}} typical town-cruft. Half generic and half about stuff that only some who went to that college would get. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 13:43, February 1, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Painfully long list and not funny. [[User:Adamwashere|Adamwashere]] ([[User talk:Adamwashere|talk]]) 03:04, January 21, 2015 (UTC)Adamwashere
#{{Delete}} Concur. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 23:01, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Obliterate}} Which is my preferred term over nuke for quotes and lists. [[User:Ye Blacke Adder|Ye Blacke Adder]] ([[User talk:Ye Blacke Adder|talk]]) 14:58, January 21, 2015 (UTC)
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#Long winded and crufty. Fanboyish. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|11:04 31 Jan}}
 
 
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*German bandcruft, accumulating cruft as an open guestbook would. Am abstaining because I don't know the band; there could be some good stuff for someone who does. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:09 1-Feb-13</small>
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*Looks like it has been posted in from elsewhere. Best person to ask is user {{u|RAF Packington}} --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 14:40, January 21, 2015 (UTC)
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*:And what would I ask him? I stipulate that these are witty things that airmen say, and still think the article should go. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:57 21-Jan-15</small>
 
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== [[Smoky Harry]] ==
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|delete=#{{delete}} This article is about tobacco incarnate having a chance encounter with the [[Folk Force]]. This one is "about" something, but that something is itself randumbo. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 16:06, January 31, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} What is amaing [sic] is that a typo in the tiny Intro has not been caught in seven years. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:15 1-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Yikes. This is worse than bindweed. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 23:00, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
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== [[Moses Purple]] ==
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#{{Delete}} This article is not that bad, but it has too much randumbo and forced association with the [[Folk Force]] to really be good. However, I wrote a similar article at [[Uncle Tom]] that I think says everything that was worth saying in this article, but better, with less randumbo, and with a pagename that someone might search for. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:34, January 31, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|Not notable.}} An article about a play written and performed at a certain high school, on the site since 2005. Being updated as the same high school plans to perform it again. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:32 26-Jan-15</small>
#{{Delete}} If you say it has to do with the Folk Force, then it has to do with something, although it doesn't seem to. It is a ramble by Anon from 2006. It only contains humor if mentioning stock racial stereotypes on the page is funny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:41 31-Jan-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Local playcruft? --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 14:52, January 26, 2015 (UTC)
|comments=*{{comment}} there is a version early in the edit history that is "about" the folk force, but is even worse than the stock racial stereotypes. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:57, January 31, 2013 (UTC)
 
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== [[Polytechnic University of Bucharest]] ==
 
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#{{Delete|Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!}} Has nothing original or funny to say about the institution before it descends into lists. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:36 28-Jan-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} this would be towncruft if the randumbo were taken out of it. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:21, January 31, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{delete}} Beyond the question “Why do men have nipples?” it's schoolcruft. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|11:16 05 Feb}}
 
 
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== [[Harriet Tubman]] ==
 
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|keep=#{{keep}} Its about the subject, and probably the only way to make this article funny is to make it "racist," aka calling Tubman a property stealing terrorist. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 10:49, January 27, 2013 (UTC)
 
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* I'm adding this here based upon [{{fullurl:Talk:Harriet_Tubman|oldid=5642790}} this edit]. I'm not fussed one way or the other, so staying impartial, but adding this here to show the n00b how it's done. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|05:32 27 Jan}}
 
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== [[Unknown Jedi Council member]] ==
 
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#This one I will vote to save, and have done some fixes and a few additions. This page is like Funnybony's Womp Rats, a page about an unnamed Star Wars character who served on the Jedi council, a very important position earned by having control of the force, yes. And he is on the Star Wars template, so fans may look at the page in the near future. [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 21:06 26-1-'13
 
#{{Keep}} Per above, and below. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:00 5-Feb-13</small>
 
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*<s>{{Delete}} Star Wars fan writes a page of dumbness about a subject he can't define and that no one will ever look up. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:04 26-Jan-13</small></s> '''Rescinded''' based on work by Aleister. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:20 26-Jan-13</small>
 
*<s>{{delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 19:20, January 26, 2013 (UTC)</s> per fixing. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 10:50, January 27, 2013 (UTC)
 
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*Renamed (capitalization) {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:20 26-Jan-13</small>
 
* Based upon Al's working this survives, but it still reads like a “red shirt” biography. Which isn't a bad thing. One of the beauties of “Galaxy quest” movie was creating a character from a red shirt. So '''abstain erring on keep'''. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|06:53 02 Feb}}
 
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edit Red Screen of Death H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. You see, the reader who knows the expression "Blue Screen of Death" will naturally type "Red Screen of Death" to see if we happen to have such an article. And will encounter Sandbox-quality drivel. Spıke Ѧ 01:56 17-Jan-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:35, January 23, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Air Force Slang H T D Survivor

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's that time of year; let's try again. No original humor anywhere, just a catalog of already-funny things that other people say elsewhere. Spıke Ѧ 22:47 20-Jan-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Painfully long list and not funny. Adamwashere (talk) 03:04, January 21, 2015 (UTC)Adamwashere
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Which is my preferred term over nuke for quotes and lists. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 14:58, January 21, 2015 (UTC)
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  • Looks like it has been posted in from elsewhere. Best person to ask is user RAF Packington --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:40, January 21, 2015 (UTC)
    And what would I ask him? I stipulate that these are witty things that airmen say, and still think the article should go. Spıke Ѧ 14:57 21-Jan-15

edit Puck's Potion H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Not notable. An article about a play written and performed at a certain high school, on the site since 2005. Being updated as the same high school plans to perform it again. Spıke Ѧ 01:32 26-Jan-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Local playcruft? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:52, January 26, 2015 (UTC)
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