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#{{Delete}} Random and not-funny. Not an encyclopedic title either. The two templates on the page warn you of the random nature of the article, suggesting you edit it to resolve that issue and that a now-extinct organisation proposed to re-write it. If a re-write was stonkingly good and mocked the aspect of Hitler running away to South America and having a son then a re-write may be favoured. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 06:59, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} The use of {{Tl|Random}} is not grounds for VFD, and nominator might even clear it away; but an article about a "hit sequel to the...game...from 1978 which never existed" — more than the template — is a green light to the world's Anons to use this article for typing practice. Has nothing to say and no one cares. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:58 7-Apr-14</small>
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#....taxis? [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 12:34 7-4-14
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#…taxonomy? But that first image is a rival for [[:File:Tony blair pimp.JPG]]. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|12:06 pm 12 Apr 2014}}
 
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#{{Delete}} Currently a moron magnet; and in general, neither funny, useful, or relevant to anything. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:01 7-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 15:04, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Ace was there. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|12:12 pm 12 Apr 2014}}
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#{{Delete}} Some pieces are good, but all in all - restart. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 10:47, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{U|MTTB}} blanked this page, and I tend to agree with him. If it weren't for the age of it I'd add it to QVFD, but it has floated around long enough that it should be VFD'd. It's not a comment or discussion on the article, but an attempt to write the article in the talk space. NRV. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|08:58 05 Feb}}
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#{{Delete}} Random and not funny. Could do with a re-write but I'm not prepared to do one. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:35, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} We tend to let people say a lot of things about the article on the discussion page, but this is not discussion about the article at all; it is a submission. And NRV is right. Delete the talk page only. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:04 5-Feb-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} From Godzilla to Christo, the five paragraphs here are name-dropping, not a complete article with a comedy theme. Typos galore. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:13 7-Apr-14</small>
#{{delete}} I don't like using VFD to remove talk page clutter in principle, but I have better things to do than argue policy. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 21:00, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
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#I did a prune job and it seem alright now. Lots of stupid removed, the remaining stupid at least gives a structure to build on. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 19:54 7-4-14
 
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*Thanks Al, I'll leave my vote on VFD for at least a day so that people see and then they can add to it. Then I'll withdraw the nom. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:57, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} ''"War with the Hornet(1500-2009) (The only section worth reading in this shitty article)"'' sums it up nicely. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:44, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Photo-less article's theme is dog turds, then the article itself, bickering with itself. I presume that, in 2007, the Rabbi was still amused at being an author and not so experienced as to do it right. Includes memes (Dubya? WMD?) and nonsense numbers. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:04 7-Apr-14</small>
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#Rabbi Techno's original seems fine, and held my interest enough to actually read the whole thing. Could use work and pictures though. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:23 7-4-14
|delete=#{{Delete}} This is a copy of [[Alabama]] where author has transliterated every "Alabama" into "Al Obama". That is, if this pun occurs to you, you can type it into Uncyclopedia and see the pun in a real article. But you have already finished laughing, haven't you? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:21 3-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 20:48, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
#If these things didn't take so much time I'd vote delete on most of them. [[user:Aleister|'''Al''']] 22:40 3-2-'13
 
#{{Delete}} Redundant redundancy. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 01:42, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Concur. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 22:56, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Un-encyclopedic and random. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:49, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} worse than [[Strings McPickens]] and many of its satellite articles that have already been deleted. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 16:05, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} I have become convinced of the non-notability of the Folk Force. This piece of Anon's personal fiction arc almost enters the genre of Wacky War. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:10 5-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Where has this been hiding? --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 22:57, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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*A Welsh version of the Belgian (''et al.'') Congo could be fun if written by someone who knew something about Wales (other than its native translation) and about Africa. I've cleared up the worst here but it still lacks a reason to exist. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:11 7-Apr-14</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} Random. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:50, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Do something with it, other than this randomness loosely bound to "Georg Dobbeyer Büch" (sadly, only a piped link to the usual Bush article). {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:14 7-Apr-14</small>
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#The original isn't horribly bad. Or it can be deleted and redirected to [[Homophone]], the article that almost turned me gay. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:25 7-4-14
|delete=#{{delete}} leader of the folk force. This article isn't as bad as the typical folk force article, but there isn't really a point to it either. If there was one article in the series that might not be bad enough to delete, this is probably it. However, I also dislike crappy orphaned articles hanging in space. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 16:02, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} I have been avoiding these votes because I don't know anything about the Folk Force. Surprise! neither does Wikipedia; nor about Strings McPickens. On this one, three paragraphs and one photo have been added since Anon created the page seven years ago. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:05 5-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Truly abandoned and orphaned. Now time to go. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 22:58, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Un-encyclopedic and not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:51, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} If Tom Cruise were actually notorious for farting, then the article would have a comedy strategy. As is, it is just author's joy of writing fart jokes to strangers. The Fast Fart Transform could be the seed of a theme, but author doesn't take it anywhere — except "into the rectum." See above. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:58 7-Apr-14</small>
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#blurp [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 19:19 8-4-14
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#{{Delete}} {{User:Anton199/sig}} 12:07, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} an article about an enemy of the folk force. He was a botanist, then an eco-terrorist, then a catholic priest, then a eco-terrorist half-plant monster, then went to south America and was defeated by the folk force. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:54, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Oddball piece of fiction about a non-notable bad guy. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:08 5-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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== [[Sarvajanik College of Engineering and Technology]] ==
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#{{Delete}} Just a mix of [[A wizard did it]] and [[That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada]] without any additional value from the author's part. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 16:42, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} You nominated while I was not looking - how ingenious. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 16:45, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
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#blurp [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 19:19 8-4-14
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#{{Delete}} Paragraphs are short, generic slaps at the institution that will amuse no one other than the author. Cruft from 2006, substantially unchanged since then. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:52 1-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} typical town-cruft. Half generic and half about stuff that only some who went to that college would get. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 13:43, February 1, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Concur. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 23:01, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} I couldn't find this funny. Also, sorry for putting the twentieth nomination here. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 18:16, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
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#blurp [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 19:19 8-4-14
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#{{Delete}} {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>09:51 9-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Target down. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 12:59, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
 
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*German bandcruft, accumulating cruft as an open guestbook would. Am abstaining because I don't know the band; there could be some good stuff for someone who does. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:09 1-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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== [[Smoky Harry]] ==
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#{{Delete}} [[Stephen Hawking ran over my cat|Almost plagiarism]]. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 18:53, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} No almost about it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:57 11-Apr-14</small>
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#Kip didn't even format it right, he should know better. Only the best formatting for My Sojourn! [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:07 11-4-14
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|delete=#{{delete}} This article is about tobacco incarnate having a chance encounter with the [[Folk Force]]. This one is "about" something, but that something is itself randumbo. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 16:06, January 31, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} What is amaing [sic] is that a typo in the tiny Intro has not been caught in seven years. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:15 1-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Yikes. This is worse than bindweed. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 23:00, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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== [[Moses Purple]] ==
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#{{Delete}} I was sorting out [[Unquotable]] when I came across this article. I don't think we should catalogue all the crap quotes too. Not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 17:09, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Every stupid thing Anon has typed into an article is not worth warehousing, less still assembling into monument by way of ranting about their stupidity. "Random unfunny quotes" are unfunny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:15 12-Apr-14</small>
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#randomly banning and deleting [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 12:28 13-4-14
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#{{Delete|Ah, terrible}} {{User:Anton199/sig}} 10:43, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} This article is not that bad, but it has too much randumbo and forced association with the [[Folk Force]] to really be good. However, I wrote a similar article at [[Uncle Tom]] that I think says everything that was worth saying in this article, but better, with less randumbo, and with a pagename that someone might search for. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:34, January 31, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} If you say it has to do with the Folk Force, then it has to do with something, although it doesn't seem to. It is a ramble by Anon from 2006. It only contains humor if mentioning stock racial stereotypes on the page is funny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:41 31-Jan-13</small>
 
|comments=*{{comment}} there is a version early in the edit history that is "about" the folk force, but is even worse than the stock racial stereotypes. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:57, January 31, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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== [[Polytechnic University of Bucharest]] ==
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#{{Delete}} I am glad the author enjoyed his sojourn to a soda machine, but what's funny about it? {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:08, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Anton's My Sojourn project is well into double digits, and this one doesn't make the cut. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:24 14-Apr-14</small>
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#I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 12:05 14-4-14
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#{{Delete|Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!}} Has nothing original or funny to say about the institution before it descends into lists. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:36 28-Jan-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} this would be towncruft if the randumbo were taken out of it. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:21, January 31, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{delete}} Beyond the question “Why do men have nipples?” it's schoolcruft. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|11:16 05 Feb}}
 
 
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== [[Harriet Tubman]] ==
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#<s>{{Delete}} Plot? Jokes? {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:23, April 14, 2014 (UTC)</s>
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#{{Delete}} No, and no. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:25 14-Apr-14</small>
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#Fine now. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 14:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
 
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== [[Unknown Jedi Council member]] ==
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#{{Delete}} Courage! Not many of them left! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:35, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#My Sojourn to delete this specific My Sojourn page. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 12:03 14-4-14
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#{{Delete}} Pile it on the bonfire and it will be hotter. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:24 14-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Let's turn this bonfire into a barbecue and have some sausages! {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 18:07, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
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#This one I will vote to save, and have done some fixes and a few additions. This page is like Funnybony's Womp Rats, a page about an unnamed Star Wars character who served on the Jedi council, a very important position earned by having control of the force, yes. And he is on the Star Wars template, so fans may look at the page in the near future. [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 21:06 26-1-'13
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*<s>{{Delete}} Star Wars fan writes a page of dumbness about a subject he can't define and that no one will ever look up. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:04 26-Jan-13</small></s> '''Rescinded''' based on work by Aleister. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:20 26-Jan-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} A main page that tries to be exactly the opposite of our main page. It's not very funny and not even consistent in it ("Vote for featured image", "Today's Featured Article", etc.). {{User:Anton199/sig}} 12:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
*<s>{{delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 19:20, January 26, 2013 (UTC)</s> per fixing. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 10:50, January 27, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Lame attempts at humor through rote translation of our main pages should use Babel instead. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:23 14-Apr-14</small>
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* Based upon Al's working this survives, but it still reads like a “red shirt” biography. Which isn't a bad thing. One of the beauties of “Galaxy quest” movie was creating a character from a red shirt. So '''abstain erring on keep'''. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|06:53 02 Feb}}
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Just bad. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 14:17, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|Admin almost gets raped.}} A copycat article made of pure navelism. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:21 14-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Keep}} Several hands are in to save this one. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:53 17-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Keep}} And when we say hands we mean parts of the body not naval personnel. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 12:41, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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* Virtuoso Uncyclopedian {{U|Paizuri}} seems to have written this article at the time of the Gaza War based on your-face-assaulted-my-fist irony, humor too subtle for those in-theater. Over the years, it has attracted the predictable additions accusing Israel, or Shitrael, of stealing land. {{U|Mctomerd11}}, from Israel, surely based his nomination on the article's resulting point-of-view rather than the amount of humor. I'm sure it could be fixed to amuse rather than persuade — not sure how long it would stay in that state. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:24 16-Apr-14</small>
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*:Re-wrote most of this, my hand slipped, clicked the large beginner's guide link by accident and hate myself. None of it saved and I lack the will to do it again. Pity and damn myself. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 18:31, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
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*:Screw that. I'm not giving up. Here goes again! {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 18:32, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
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*::I have done that. There is a way to get it back. In Mozilla, Alt-LeftArrow returns to the previous state of the window, with the edit window as you left it. I do know how you feel about the difficulty of re-creating an edit the second time. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:36 16-Apr-14</small>
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*:::Damn should have waited for that helpful reply. Thanks Spike, though as I did not know this I have re-written from memory. I'm not sure it is as good as I originally wrote it but I remembered the important jokes. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:00, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
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*::::Let's delete the Beginner's Guide, so accidents like this don't occur! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 08:16, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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*:::::You mean the link? More on this article discussed at [[User talk:SPIKE#Gaza War|Spike's talk page]] and [[User talk:Mctomerd11#Gaza War on VFD|Mctomerd11's talk page]]. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 08:24, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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*::::::No, the actual Beginner's Guide. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 08:39, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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*::Yes. To hell with Beginners. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:33 17-Apr-14</small>
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*The brief, anti-Western career of {{U|90s Kid21}} reached this page, inserting the photos of anti-Israel sign-carriers. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:53 17-Apr-14</small>
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edit Adolf Hitler, Jr. H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random and not-funny. Not an encyclopedic title either. The two templates on the page warn you of the random nature of the article, suggesting you edit it to resolve that issue and that a now-extinct organisation proposed to re-write it. If a re-write was stonkingly good and mocked the aspect of Hitler running away to South America and having a son then a re-write may be favoured. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:59, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The use of {{Random}} is not grounds for VFD, and nominator might even clear it away; but an article about a "hit sequel to the...game...from 1978 which never existed" — more than the template — is a green light to the world's Anons to use this article for typing practice. Has nothing to say and no one cares. Spıke ¬ 11:58 7-Apr-14
  3. ....taxis? Aleister 12:34 7-4-14
  4. …taxonomy? But that first image is a rival for File:Tony blair pimp.JPG.                               Puppy's talk page12:06 pm 12 Apr 2014
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edit Stupidity Syndrome H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Currently a moron magnet; and in general, neither funny, useful, or relevant to anything. Spıke ¬ 13:01 7-Apr-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:04, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ace was there.                               Puppy's talk page12:12 pm 12 Apr 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some pieces are good, but all in all - restart. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:47, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Empire State Building H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random and not funny. Could do with a re-write but I'm not prepared to do one. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:35, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. From Godzilla to Christo, the five paragraphs here are name-dropping, not a complete article with a comedy theme. Typos galore. Spıke ¬ 23:13 7-Apr-14
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  1. I did a prune job and it seem alright now. Lots of stupid removed, the remaining stupid at least gives a structure to build on. Aleister 19:54 7-4-14
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  • Thanks Al, I'll leave my vote on VFD for at least a day so that people see and then they can add to it. Then I'll withdraw the nom. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:57, April 7, 2014 (UTC)

edit Wasp H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. "War with the Hornet(1500-2009) (The only section worth reading in this shitty article)" sums it up nicely. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:44, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Photo-less article's theme is dog turds, then the article itself, bickering with itself. I presume that, in 2007, the Rabbi was still amused at being an author and not so experienced as to do it right. Includes memes (Dubya? WMD?) and nonsense numbers. Spıke ¬ 23:04 7-Apr-14
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  1. Rabbi Techno's original seems fine, and held my interest enough to actually read the whole thing. Could use work and pictures though. Aleister 20:23 7-4-14
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edit Welsh Congo H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-encyclopedic and random. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:49, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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  • A Welsh version of the Belgian (et al.) Congo could be fun if written by someone who knew something about Wales (other than its native translation) and about Africa. I've cleared up the worst here but it still lacks a reason to exist. Spıke ¬ 23:11 7-Apr-14

edit Alexander Graham Bell H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:50, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Do something with it, other than this randomness loosely bound to "Georg Dobbeyer Büch" (sadly, only a piped link to the usual Bush article). Spıke ¬ 23:14 7-Apr-14
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  1. The original isn't horribly bad. Or it can be deleted and redirected to Homophone, the article that almost turned me gay. Aleister 20:25 7-4-14
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edit Fart filter H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-encyclopedic and not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:51, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. If Tom Cruise were actually notorious for farting, then the article would have a comedy strategy. As is, it is just author's joy of writing fart jokes to strangers. The Fast Fart Transform could be the seed of a theme, but author doesn't take it anywhere — except "into the rectum." See above. Spıke ¬ 22:58 7-Apr-14
  3. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:07, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That time a wizard did it during my sojourn in Canada H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just a mix of A wizard did it and That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada without any additional value from the author's part. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:42, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. You nominated while I was not looking - how ingenious. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:45, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  3. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 09:48 9-Apr-14
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edit That time I was nearly raped by the power rangers during my sojourn to the 90's H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I couldn't find this funny. Also, sorry for putting the twentieth nomination here. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:16, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 09:51 9-Apr-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Target down. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:59, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That time Stephen Hawking ran over my cat during my sojourn in Oxford H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Almost plagiarism. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:53, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. No almost about it. Spıke ¬ 18:57 11-Apr-14
  3. Kip didn't even format it right, he should know better. Only the best formatting for My Sojourn! Aleister 20:07 11-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:03, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Unquotable:Random unfunny quotes H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I was sorting out Unquotable when I came across this article. I don't think we should catalogue all the crap quotes too. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:09, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Every stupid thing Anon has typed into an article is not worth warehousing, less still assembling into monument by way of ranting about their stupidity. "Random unfunny quotes" are unfunny. Spıke ¬ 21:15 12-Apr-14
  3. randomly banning and deleting Aleister 12:28 13-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Ah, terrible Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:43, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That time I wasn't raped by anything during my sojourn to a soda machine H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I am glad the author enjoyed his sojourn to a soda machine, but what's funny about it? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:08, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton's My Sojourn project is well into double digits, and this one doesn't make the cut. Spıke ¬ 11:24 14-Apr-14
  3. I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky. Aleister 12:05 14-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:13, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit 🔒 That time I was nearly killed by Christian Bale during my sojourn on Terminator Salvation H T D Survivor Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Plot? Jokes? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:23, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. No, and no. Spıke ¬ 11:25 14-Apr-14
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  1. Added a bit more, this is one worth saving me tinks. Aleister 11:54 14-4-14
  2. Fine now. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That time I didn't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation during my sojourn in Panera H T D Survivor

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Courage! Not many of them left! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:35, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. My Sojourn to delete this specific My Sojourn page. Aleister 12:03 14-4-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pile it on the bonfire and it will be hotter. Spıke ¬ 12:24 14-Apr-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Let's turn this bonfire into a barbecue and have some sausages! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:07, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Alternate universe H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A main page that tries to be exactly the opposite of our main page. It's not very funny and not even consistent in it ("Vote for featured image", "Today's Featured Article", etc.). Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lame attempts at humor through rote translation of our main pages should use Babel instead. Spıke ¬ 12:23 14-Apr-14
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edit That time I was nearly raped by an IP during my sojourn in the talk page of Category:My sojourn H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just bad. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:17, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Admin almost gets raped. A copycat article made of pure navelism. Spıke ¬ 14:21 14-Apr-14
  3. blahk is the new plink Aleister 14:28 14-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:16, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Gaza War H T D

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Several hands are in to save this one. Spıke ¬ 11:53 17-Apr-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. And when we say hands we mean parts of the body not naval personnel. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:41, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Virtuoso Uncyclopedian Paizuri seems to have written this article at the time of the Gaza War based on your-face-assaulted-my-fist irony, humor too subtle for those in-theater. Over the years, it has attracted the predictable additions accusing Israel, or Shitrael, of stealing land. Mctomerd11, from Israel, surely based his nomination on the article's resulting point-of-view rather than the amount of humor. I'm sure it could be fixed to amuse rather than persuade — not sure how long it would stay in that state. Spıke ¬ 15:24 16-Apr-14
    Re-wrote most of this, my hand slipped, clicked the large beginner's guide link by accident and hate myself. None of it saved and I lack the will to do it again. Pity and damn myself. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:31, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
    Screw that. I'm not giving up. Here goes again! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:32, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
    I have done that. There is a way to get it back. In Mozilla, Alt-LeftArrow returns to the previous state of the window, with the edit window as you left it. I do know how you feel about the difficulty of re-creating an edit the second time. Spıke ¬ 18:36 16-Apr-14
    Damn should have waited for that helpful reply. Thanks Spike, though as I did not know this I have re-written from memory. I'm not sure it is as good as I originally wrote it but I remembered the important jokes. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:00, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
    Let's delete the Beginner's Guide, so accidents like this don't occur! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:16, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
    You mean the link? More on this article discussed at Spike's talk page and Mctomerd11's talk page. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:24, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
    No, the actual Beginner's Guide. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:39, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
    Yes. To hell with Beginners. Spıke ¬ 11:33 17-Apr-14
  • The brief, anti-Western career of 90s Kid21 reached this page, inserting the photos of anti-Israel sign-carriers. Spıke ¬ 11:53 17-Apr-14
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