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#{{Delete}} Okay, so if the reader wants an article on '''Super Tuesday''' with toilet humor, all he has to do is type this, and he will find exactly that. Otherwise, no one ever will. Also: Toilet humor (and nothing else). New Uncyclopedian {{U|OfficerGrasshopper}} stumbled upon this, agreed with me that it has No Redeeming Merit, and applied {{Tl|VFD}} but seems to have been baffled by our user-friendly nominating process. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:51 21-Mar-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} The title is better than what follows. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 21:36, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} In 2007, Anon wrote a description of a storm that took the college radio transmitter off-line. Not funny but merely coded; the only humor is inadvertent, when he refers to the listener in the singular. {{U|MadMax}} added the categories later, which is more than it deserved. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:23 21-Mar-15</small>
 
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|comments=*Not sure. It's been and gone. No one checks old news. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 15:59, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{U|MTTB}} blanked this page, and I tend to agree with him. If it weren't for the age of it I'd add it to QVFD, but it has floated around long enough that it should be VFD'd. It's not a comment or discussion on the article, but an attempt to write the article in the talk space. NRV. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|08:58 05 Feb}}
 
#{{Delete}} We tend to let people say a lot of things about the article on the discussion page, but this is not discussion about the article at all; it is a submission. And NRV is right. Delete the talk page only. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:04 5-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} I don't like using VFD to remove talk page clutter in principle, but I have better things to do than argue policy. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 21:00, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
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*Per conversation elsewhere - this is an entry for the talk page only. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|09:31 05 Feb}}
 
 
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== [[Al Obama]] ==
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|delete=#{{Delete}} This is a copy of [[Alabama]] where author has transliterated every "Alabama" into "Al Obama". That is, if this pun occurs to you, you can type it into Uncyclopedia and see the pun in a real article. But you have already finished laughing, haven't you? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:21 3-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 20:48, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
#If these things didn't take so much time I'd vote delete on most of them. [[user:Aleister|'''Al''']] 22:40 3-2-'13
 
#{{Delete}} Redundant redundancy. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 01:42, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Concur. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 22:56, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} A poorly formatted article from 2005. Takes aim at the promising phenomenon of sending an email to unwanted recipients, swings, and misses, ending up by pranking the reader by scaring him about his own computer and trying to get him to wipe the hard drive. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:49 24-Mar-15</small>
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#{{delete}} A poorly humor <s>article</s> passage.[[User:071058s]][[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:071058s]]
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#{{Delete}} Ye Olde stuff that looked stale when first written in 2005. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 21:38, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
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|delete=#{{delete}} worse than [[Strings McPickens]] and many of its satellite articles that have already been deleted. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 16:05, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} I have become convinced of the non-notability of the Folk Force. This piece of Anon's personal fiction arc almost enters the genre of Wacky War. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:10 5-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Where has this been hiding? --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 22:57, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete|Doo wut?}} Title is pidgin Spanish. Yet another portal into Zork; no humor detected. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:01 28-Mar-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} Worthy of QVFD. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 15:57, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} leader of the folk force. This article isn't as bad as the typical folk force article, but there isn't really a point to it either. If there was one article in the series that might not be bad enough to delete, this is probably it. However, I also dislike crappy orphaned articles hanging in space. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 16:02, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} I have been avoiding these votes because I don't know anything about the Folk Force. Surprise! neither does Wikipedia; nor about Strings McPickens. On this one, three paragraphs and one photo have been added since Anon created the page seven years ago. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:05 5-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Truly abandoned and orphaned. Now time to go. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 22:58, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} an article about an enemy of the folk force. He was a botanist, then an eco-terrorist, then a catholic priest, then a eco-terrorist half-plant monster, then went to south America and was defeated by the folk force. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:54, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Oddball piece of fiction about a non-notable bad guy. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:08 5-Feb-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Like other articles of this genre, awful. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 15:56, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|ur pwn3d}} Awful. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:07 30-Mar-15</small>
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== [[Sarvajanik College of Engineering and Technology]] ==
 
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#{{Delete}} Paragraphs are short, generic slaps at the institution that will amuse no one other than the author. Cruft from 2006, substantially unchanged since then. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:52 1-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} typical town-cruft. Half generic and half about stuff that only some who went to that college would get. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 13:43, February 1, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Concur. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 23:01, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Ridicule with no cleverness, climaxing in Holocaust Humor. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:04 30-Mar-15</small>
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*German bandcruft, accumulating cruft as an open guestbook would. Am abstaining because I don't know the band; there could be some good stuff for someone who does. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:09 1-Feb-13</small>
 
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== [[Smoky Harry]] ==
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} This article is about tobacco incarnate having a chance encounter with the [[Folk Force]]. This one is "about" something, but that something is itself randumbo. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 16:06, January 31, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} What is amaing [sic] is that a typo in the tiny Intro has not been caught in seven years. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:15 1-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Yikes. This is worse than bindweed. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 23:00, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} This article is not that bad, but it has too much randumbo and forced association with the [[Folk Force]] to really be good. However, I wrote a similar article at [[Uncle Tom]] that I think says everything that was worth saying in this article, but better, with less randumbo, and with a pagename that someone might search for. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:34, January 31, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{delete}}I copy it to [[Coca-Cola]].[[User:071058s]][[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:071058s]]
#{{Delete}} If you say it has to do with the Folk Force, then it has to do with something, although it doesn't seem to. It is a ramble by Anon from 2006. It only contains humor if mentioning stock racial stereotypes on the page is funny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:41 31-Jan-13</small>
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#:Reverted. The {{Tl|Merge}} tag means merge, not concatenate creating a mess. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:08 30-Mar-15</small>
|comments=*{{comment}} there is a version early in the edit history that is "about" the folk force, but is even worse than the stock racial stereotypes. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:57, January 31, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} The New Coke/Coke Classic fiasco is a fine candidate for our treatment; by comparison, what is Real Coca-Cola and who would look for this page? Invents a product, tells us how vile it is, and nags the reader to avoid it. Useless. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:08 30-Mar-15</small>
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== [[Polytechnic University of Bucharest]] ==
 
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#{{Delete|Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!}} Has nothing original or funny to say about the institution before it descends into lists. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:36 28-Jan-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} this would be towncruft if the randumbo were taken out of it. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:21, January 31, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{delete}} Beyond the question “Why do men have nipples?” it's schoolcruft. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|11:16 05 Feb}}
 
 
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== [[Harriet Tubman]] ==
 
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|keep=#{{keep}} Its about the subject, and probably the only way to make this article funny is to make it "racist," aka calling Tubman a property stealing terrorist. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 10:49, January 27, 2013 (UTC)
 
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* I'm adding this here based upon [{{fullurl:Talk:Harriet_Tubman|oldid=5642790}} this edit]. I'm not fussed one way or the other, so staying impartial, but adding this here to show the n00b how it's done. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|05:32 27 Jan}}
 
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== [[Unknown Jedi Council member]] ==
 
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#This one I will vote to save, and have done some fixes and a few additions. This page is like Funnybony's Womp Rats, a page about an unnamed Star Wars character who served on the Jedi council, a very important position earned by having control of the force, yes. And he is on the Star Wars template, so fans may look at the page in the near future. [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 21:06 26-1-'13
 
#{{Keep}} Per above, and below. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:00 5-Feb-13</small>
 
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*<s>{{Delete}} Star Wars fan writes a page of dumbness about a subject he can't define and that no one will ever look up. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:04 26-Jan-13</small></s> '''Rescinded''' based on work by Aleister. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:20 26-Jan-13</small>
 
*<s>{{delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 19:20, January 26, 2013 (UTC)</s> per fixing. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 10:50, January 27, 2013 (UTC)
 
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* Based upon Al's working this survives, but it still reads like a “red shirt” biography. Which isn't a bad thing. One of the beauties of “Galaxy quest” movie was creating a character from a red shirt. So '''abstain erring on keep'''. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|06:53 02 Feb}}
 
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edit Pooper Scooper Tuesday H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Okay, so if the reader wants an article on Super Tuesday with toilet humor, all he has to do is type this, and he will find exactly that. Otherwise, no one ever will. Also: Toilet humor (and nothing else). New Uncyclopedian OfficerGrasshopper stumbled upon this, agreed with me that it has No Redeeming Merit, and applied {{VFD}} but seems to have been baffled by our user-friendly nominating process. Spıke Ѧ 15:51 21-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The title is better than what follows. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:36, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:59, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
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edit UnNews:WRPI Succeeds from Albany Radio Dial H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. In 2007, Anon wrote a description of a storm that took the college radio transmitter off-line. Not funny but merely coded; the only humor is inadvertent, when he refers to the listener in the singular. MadMax added the categories later, which is more than it deserved. Spıke Ѧ 23:23 21-Mar-15
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edit Reply To All H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A poorly formatted article from 2005. Takes aim at the promising phenomenon of sending an email to unwanted recipients, swings, and misses, ending up by pranking the reader by scaring him about his own computer and trying to get him to wipe the hard drive. Spıke Ѧ 11:49 24-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A poorly humor article passage.User:071058s[[1]]
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ye Olde stuff that looked stale when first written in 2005. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:38, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:57, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Game:El forest y doomo H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Doo wut? Title is pidgin Spanish. Yet another portal into Zork; no humor detected. Spıke Ѧ 01:01 28-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Worthy of QVFD. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:57, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Spanish Civil War (video game) H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Like other articles of this genre, awful. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:56, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote ur pwn3d Awful. Spıke Ѧ 13:07 30-Mar-15
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edit Mouth breather H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ridicule with no cleverness, climaxing in Holocaust Humor. Spıke Ѧ 14:04 30-Mar-15
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edit Real Coca-Cola H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete.I copy it to Coca-Cola.User:071058s[[2]]
    Reverted. The {{Merge}} tag means merge, not concatenate creating a mess. Spıke Ѧ 15:08 30-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The New Coke/Coke Classic fiasco is a fine candidate for our treatment; by comparison, what is Real Coca-Cola and who would look for this page? Invents a product, tells us how vile it is, and nags the reader to avoid it. Useless. Spıke Ѧ 15:08 30-Mar-15
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