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#{{Delete}} Continual focus on non-celebrity individuals. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:31 12-Aug-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Pretty big for an article about a small county. Regardless, it still isn't that funny. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 14:32, August 24, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Small town Kansas Kruft. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 21:58, August 27, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} A very large amount of text that is also dull. ([[User talk:Moonhead42]]) 6:13, September 3rd, 2014
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#{{Keep}} Its too personal, but all it needs is minor editing. [[User:Rocketsled|Rocketsled]] ([[User talk:Rocketsled|talk]]) 19:38, August 12, 2014 (UTC)
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*I cleaned up the red-links (some created in anticipation of writing a personal story arc on neighboring counties), the vanity, and the anti-cop rants; but it still has nothing more profound to say than racial minorities, indebtedness, and rude drivers. Classic "towncruft" that, in the case of England, we went on a drive to snuff out earlier in the year. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:01 24-Aug-14</small>
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*There's some funny stuff, and some stuff that didn't register with me. I'm not sure which way to go. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140830004137}}
 
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#{{Delete}} Very bad and nothing worth saving here. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 11:06, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} The reader doesn't have to visit this ranty article to imagine Lahore being recast as La Whore; and if he does, the article will do nothing more for him. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:38 19-Aug-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} {{User:Anton199/sig}} 22:52, August 24, 2014 (UTC)
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#Short and sucky. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140830001738}}
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#{{Delete}} to short, not very funny, crude etc... --[[User:Moonhead42|Moonhead 42]] ([[User talk:Moonhead42|talk]]) 23:46, September 15, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{U|MTTB}} blanked this page, and I tend to agree with him. If it weren't for the age of it I'd add it to QVFD, but it has floated around long enough that it should be VFD'd. It's not a comment or discussion on the article, but an attempt to write the article in the talk space. NRV. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|08:58 05 Feb}}
 
#{{Delete}} We tend to let people say a lot of things about the article on the discussion page, but this is not discussion about the article at all; it is a submission. And NRV is right. Delete the talk page only. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:04 5-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} I don't like using VFD to remove talk page clutter in principle, but I have better things to do than argue policy. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 21:00, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} "A mudripper is bout a strange creature born in the small community of Taylor." Then lists and Sandbox cruft. Not notable and not funny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:56 29-Aug-14</small>
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#Does not jump the bar. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140830015929}}
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#{{Delete}} Looks like disguised group vanity. I searched this term and it points back here. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 21:39, September 10, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} --[[User:Moonhead42|Moonhead 42]] ([[User talk:Moonhead42|talk]]) 23:51, September 15, 2014 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{Delete}} This is a copy of [[Alabama]] where author has transliterated every "Alabama" into "Al Obama". That is, if this pun occurs to you, you can type it into Uncyclopedia and see the pun in a real article. But you have already finished laughing, haven't you? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:21 3-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 20:48, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
#If these things didn't take so much time I'd vote delete on most of them. [[user:Aleister|'''Al''']] 22:40 3-2-'13
 
#{{Delete}} Redundant redundancy. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 01:42, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Concur. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 22:56, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Might be funny to someone who understands the topic, but somehow I doubt it. {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 23:47, August 30, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Ugh! UNIX described in the form of biblical commandments. That, before the listcruft begins. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:55 30-Aug-14</small>
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#{{delete}} Sub-biblical opening kills the interest very early on.--{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 20:42, September 2, 2014 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} worse than [[Strings McPickens]] and many of its satellite articles that have already been deleted. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 16:05, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} I have become convinced of the non-notability of the Folk Force. This piece of Anon's personal fiction arc almost enters the genre of Wacky War. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:10 5-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Where has this been hiding? --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 22:57, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete|Stanley Random Article.}} The humor strategy is randomness and its basis is totally dependent on a concept developed at some other website. And no, the Wikipedia link is not to the corresponding page but to a list of hoaxes. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:38 2-Sep-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Random is the operative word with this. If it hadn't been so long, I would have let it go..but it isn't is it? --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 20:40, September 2, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Confusing though somehow funny? Even so not funny enough to warrant the absurdity. [[User talk:Moonhead42]] 6:26, 3rd september.
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#Starts off badly and turns into an apparently serious article. The fact that it is a hoax does not suffice to make it acceptable. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140906225112}}
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} leader of the folk force. This article isn't as bad as the typical folk force article, but there isn't really a point to it either. If there was one article in the series that might not be bad enough to delete, this is probably it. However, I also dislike crappy orphaned articles hanging in space. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 16:02, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} I have been avoiding these votes because I don't know anything about the Folk Force. Surprise! neither does Wikipedia; nor about Strings McPickens. On this one, three paragraphs and one photo have been added since Anon created the page seven years ago. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:05 5-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Truly abandoned and orphaned. Now time to go. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 22:58, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete|I am crying because i have won a lot off money, and the government, is going to steal all of it! i got to make a run for it!}} It is that dumb throughout. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:19 3-Sep-14</small>
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#Hey, what happened to the sprites? They're AWOL again. (Oh yeah, and the article is bad.) {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140907025049}}
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#{{Delete}} {{User:Anton199/sig}} 18:18, September 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Who? --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 06:43, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} an article about an enemy of the folk force. He was a botanist, then an eco-terrorist, then a catholic priest, then a eco-terrorist half-plant monster, then went to south America and was defeated by the folk force. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:54, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Oddball piece of fiction about a non-notable bad guy. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:08 5-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Paragraphs are short, generic slaps at the institution that will amuse no one other than the author. Cruft from 2006, substantially unchanged since then. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:52 1-Feb-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} It is lists from start to end because it has no comedy strategy. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:23 5-Sep-14</small>
#{{delete}} typical town-cruft. Half generic and half about stuff that only some who went to that college would get. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 13:43, February 1, 2013 (UTC)
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#I fixed the formatting a bit, but it didn't improve the article any. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140907134221}}
#{{Delete}} Concur. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 23:01, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} It is just a list and it is not funny. [[User:TempSwampert11|TempSwampert11]] ([[User talk:TempSwampert11|talk]]) 23:38, September 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#Long winded and crufty. Fanboyish. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|11:04 31 Jan}}
 
 
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*German bandcruft, accumulating cruft as an open guestbook would. Am abstaining because I don't know the band; there could be some good stuff for someone who does. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:09 1-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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== [[Smoky Harry]] ==
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#{{Delete}} This poorly written article about an online gaming company has descended to ranting by unhappy customers. We do it better at, for example, [[Poptropica]]. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:32 8-Sep-14</small>
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#Hitler and nonsense numbers... not good. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140909025412}}
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#{{Delete}} All the reasons above. [[User:TempSwampert11|TempSwampert11]] ([[User talk:TempSwampert11|talk]]) 23:41, September 14, 2014 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} This article is about tobacco incarnate having a chance encounter with the [[Folk Force]]. This one is "about" something, but that something is itself randumbo. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 16:06, January 31, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} What is amaing [sic] is that a typo in the tiny Intro has not been caught in seven years. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:15 1-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Yikes. This is worse than bindweed. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 23:00, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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== [[Moses Purple]] ==
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#{{Delete}} This article is not that bad, but it has too much randumbo and forced association with the [[Folk Force]] to really be good. However, I wrote a similar article at [[Uncle Tom]] that I think says everything that was worth saying in this article, but better, with less randumbo, and with a pagename that someone might search for. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:34, January 31, 2013 (UTC)
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#This article is short and not especially funny, and it also lives on Illogicopedia where it fits much better. I put it here about a year and a half ago back when I didn't have much of an idea what I was doing. (I didn't write it, though; I only translated it from [[:fr:43|the French]].) I'd love to replace it with a much better version that Multiliteralist and I co-wrote on the fork, but I'm afraid he'd get angry if I did that since he hates this place and all. (Or rather, he hates Spike.) {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140909023516}}
#{{Delete}} If you say it has to do with the Folk Force, then it has to do with something, although it doesn't seem to. It is a ramble by Anon from 2006. It only contains humor if mentioning stock racial stereotypes on the page is funny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:41 31-Jan-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Two paragraphs, no photos, no theme except flouting the encyclopedia format. "Proof by mathematical induction" says that you could add ''n'' to all the numbers in the article and have an equally good one. No, an identical one. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:38 9-Sep-14</small>
|comments=*{{comment}} there is a version early in the edit history that is "about" the folk force, but is even worse than the stock racial stereotypes. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:57, January 31, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} This article is short and not funny, which is why it should be deleted. [[User:TempSwampert11|TempSwampert11]] ([[User talk:TempSwampert11|talk]]) 23:53, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} For all the reasons above and below. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 21:41, September 10, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Short, stubby, lacks headers and images, looks incomplete. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 01:05, September 16, 2014 (UTC)
== [[Polytechnic University of Bucharest]] ==
 
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#{{Delete|Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!}} Has nothing original or funny to say about the institution before it descends into lists. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:36 28-Jan-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} this would be towncruft if the randumbo were taken out of it. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 15:21, January 31, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{delete}} Beyond the question “Why do men have nipples?” it's schoolcruft. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|11:16 05 Feb}}
 
 
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*You could write your own version {{u|Llwy-ar-lawr}} in your user space and offer that up as a replacement for this article. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 06:42, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
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*:Nah... I could, but it would undoubtedly be even worse than what's already there. There wouldn't just be nonsense numbers, there would be ''armies of nonsense numbers'' that banded together with manholes to shoot poison darts out of mind control towers to make us believe that--yeah, you get the picture. Besides, I've already written a replacement and I'd feel silly writing another one. I'll put that in my userspace and you can see what you think (or what you don't think). {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140909174438}}<br>[[User:Llwy-ar-lawr/43]]. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140909174651}}
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*::The conceptual problem remains even if the editorial problem is solved: No one looks up 43 in a "real encyclopedia," and if such a request is successful here, what are we doing without an article on [[58]], and so on? Also, if your collaborator would not want youse's article here, for whatever reason, it ought not be here. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>00:10 15-Sep-14</small>
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*:::Yeah, that's true. I guess we don't need an article. I'm trying to get my stuff moved over, though, which is why I wanted to move this over too. Maybe I should ask Multi if he'd be ok with it being in mainspace; I don't actually know what he'd think. I just... argh. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140915211629}}
 
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#{{Delete}} A tribute to a Monty Python skit, with no value added by Uncyclopedians. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:47 10-Sep-14</small>
* I'm adding this here based upon [{{fullurl:Talk:Harriet_Tubman|oldid=5642790}} this edit]. I'm not fussed one way or the other, so staying impartial, but adding this here to show the n00b how it's done. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|05:32 27 Jan}}
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#{{Delete}} Sorta a bit funny but also not. --[[User:Moonhead42|Moonhead 42]] ([[User talk:Moonhead42|talk]]) 23:42, September 15, 2014 (UTC)
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#This one I will vote to save, and have done some fixes and a few additions. This page is like Funnybony's Womp Rats, a page about an unnamed Star Wars character who served on the Jedi council, a very important position earned by having control of the force, yes. And he is on the Star Wars template, so fans may look at the page in the near future. [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 21:06 26-1-'13
 
#{{Keep}} Per above, and below. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:00 5-Feb-13</small>
 
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*<s>{{Delete}} Star Wars fan writes a page of dumbness about a subject he can't define and that no one will ever look up. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:04 26-Jan-13</small></s> '''Rescinded''' based on work by Aleister. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:20 26-Jan-13</small>
 
*<s>{{delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 19:20, January 26, 2013 (UTC)</s> per fixing. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 10:50, January 27, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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* Based upon Al's working this survives, but it still reads like a “red shirt” biography. Which isn't a bad thing. One of the beauties of “Galaxy quest” movie was creating a character from a red shirt. So '''abstain erring on keep'''. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|06:53 02 Feb}}
 
 
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Continual focus on non-celebrity individuals. Spıke ¬ 10:31 12-Aug-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pretty big for an article about a small county. Regardless, it still isn't that funny. ConCass2 (talk) 14:32, August 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Small town Kansas Kruft. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:58, August 27, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. A very large amount of text that is also dull. (User talk:Moonhead42) 6:13, September 3rd, 2014
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Its too personal, but all it needs is minor editing. Rocketsled (talk) 19:38, August 12, 2014 (UTC)
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  • I cleaned up the red-links (some created in anticipation of writing a personal story arc on neighboring counties), the vanity, and the anti-cop rants; but it still has nothing more profound to say than racial minorities, indebtedness, and rude drivers. Classic "towncruft" that, in the case of England, we went on a drive to snuff out earlier in the year. Spıke ¬ 15:01 24-Aug-14
  • There's some funny stuff, and some stuff that didn't register with me. I'm not sure which way to go. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs hot dogs) 00:41 30 Aug 2014

edit Lahore H Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Very bad and nothing worth saving here. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:06, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The reader doesn't have to visit this ranty article to imagine Lahore being recast as La Whore; and if he does, the article will do nothing more for him. Spıke ¬ 11:38 19-Aug-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 22:52, August 24, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Short and sucky. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs paper sauce) 00:17 30 Aug 2014
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. to short, not very funny, crude etc... --Moonhead 42 (talk) 23:46, September 15, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Mudripper H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. "A mudripper is bout a strange creature born in the small community of Taylor." Then lists and Sandbox cruft. Not notable and not funny. Spıke ¬ 10:56 29-Aug-14
  2. Does not jump the bar. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs paper sauce) 01:59 30 Aug 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Looks like disguised group vanity. I searched this term and it points back here. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:39, September 10, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Moonhead 42 (talk) 23:51, September 15, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Slackware H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Might be funny to someone who understands the topic, but somehow I doubt it. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 23:47, August 30, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ugh! UNIX described in the form of biblical commandments. That, before the listcruft begins. Spıke ¬ 23:55 30-Aug-14
  3. Symbol delete vote He invented what we call today, "water" -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs cold cats) 17:31 31 Aug 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sub-biblical opening kills the interest very early on.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:42, September 2, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Stanley Random Chess H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Stanley Random Article. The humor strategy is randomness and its basis is totally dependent on a concept developed at some other website. And no, the Wikipedia link is not to the corresponding page but to a list of hoaxes. Spıke ¬ 14:38 2-Sep-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random is the operative word with this. If it hadn't been so long, I would have let it go..but it isn't is it? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:40, September 2, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Confusing though somehow funny? Even so not funny enough to warrant the absurdity. User talk:Moonhead42 6:26, 3rd september.
  4. Starts off badly and turns into an apparently serious article. The fact that it is a hoax does not suffice to make it acceptable. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs cold cats) 22:51 6 Sep 2014
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edit Hélio Castroneves H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote I am crying because i have won a lot off money, and the government, is going to steal all of it! i got to make a run for it! It is that dumb throughout. Spıke ¬ 17:19 3-Sep-14
  2. Hey, what happened to the sprites? They're AWOL again. (Oh yeah, and the article is bad.) -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs muffins) 02:50 7 Sep 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:18, September 7, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Who? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 06:43, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Brick H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It is lists from start to end because it has no comedy strategy. Spıke ¬ 14:23 5-Sep-14
  2. I fixed the formatting a bit, but it didn't improve the article any. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs dogs) 13:42 7 Sep 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It is just a list and it is not funny. TempSwampert11 (talk) 23:38, September 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Nexon H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This poorly written article about an online gaming company has descended to ranting by unhappy customers. We do it better at, for example, Poptropica. Spıke ¬ 11:32 8-Sep-14
  2. Hitler and nonsense numbers... not good. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs dogs) 02:54 9 Sep 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. All the reasons above. TempSwampert11 (talk) 23:41, September 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit 43 H Archive

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  1. This article is short and not especially funny, and it also lives on Illogicopedia where it fits much better. I put it here about a year and a half ago back when I didn't have much of an idea what I was doing. (I didn't write it, though; I only translated it from the French.) I'd love to replace it with a much better version that Multiliteralist and I co-wrote on the fork, but I'm afraid he'd get angry if I did that since he hates this place and all. (Or rather, he hates Spike.) -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs cake) 02:35 9 Sep 2014
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Two paragraphs, no photos, no theme except flouting the encyclopedia format. "Proof by mathematical induction" says that you could add n to all the numbers in the article and have an equally good one. No, an identical one. Spıke ¬ 12:38 9-Sep-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is short and not funny, which is why it should be deleted. TempSwampert11 (talk) 23:53, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. For all the reasons above and below. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:41, September 10, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Short, stubby, lacks headers and images, looks incomplete. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:05, September 16, 2014 (UTC)
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  • You could write your own version Llwy-ar-lawr in your user space and offer that up as a replacement for this article. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 06:42, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
    Nah... I could, but it would undoubtedly be even worse than what's already there. There wouldn't just be nonsense numbers, there would be armies of nonsense numbers that banded together with manholes to shoot poison darts out of mind control towers to make us believe that--yeah, you get the picture. Besides, I've already written a replacement and I'd feel silly writing another one. I'll put that in my userspace and you can see what you think (or what you don't think). -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs paper sauce) 17:44 9 Sep 2014
    User:Llwy-ar-lawr/43. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs muffins) 17:46 9 Sep 2014
    The conceptual problem remains even if the editorial problem is solved: No one looks up 43 in a "real encyclopedia," and if such a request is successful here, what are we doing without an article on 58, and so on? Also, if your collaborator would not want youse's article here, for whatever reason, it ought not be here. Spıke ¬ 00:10 15-Sep-14
    Yeah, that's true. I guess we don't need an article. I'm trying to get my stuff moved over, though, which is why I wanted to move this over too. Maybe I should ask Multi if he'd be ok with it being in mainspace; I don't actually know what he'd think. I just... argh. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs paper sauce) 21:16 15 Sep 2014

edit Knights who say Ni H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A tribute to a Monty Python skit, with no value added by Uncyclopedians. Spıke ¬ 23:47 10-Sep-14
  2. A rehashing of the events of the skit with some bits of randomness tacked on. More effort would be needed to make this any good. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs hot dogs) 19:21 11 Sep 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sorta a bit funny but also not. --Moonhead 42 (talk) 23:42, September 15, 2014 (UTC)
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