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#{{Delete}} Currently a moron magnet; and in general, neither funny, useful, or relevant to anything. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:01 7-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 15:04, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Ace was there. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|12:12 pm 12 Apr 2014}}
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#{{Delete}} Some pieces are good, but all in all - restart. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 10:47, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Random and not funny. Could do with a re-write but I'm not prepared to do one. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:35, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} From Godzilla to Christo, the five paragraphs here are name-dropping, not a complete article with a comedy theme. Typos galore. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:13 7-Apr-14</small>
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#I did a prune job and it seem alright now. Lots of stupid removed, the remaining stupid at least gives a structure to build on. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 19:54 7-4-14
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*Thanks Al, I'll leave my vote on VFD for at least a day so that people see and then they can add to it. Then I'll withdraw the nom. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:57, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} ''"War with the Hornet(1500-2009) (The only section worth reading in this shitty article)"'' sums it up nicely. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:44, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Photo-less article's theme is dog turds, then the article itself, bickering with itself. I presume that, in 2007, the Rabbi was still amused at being an author and not so experienced as to do it right. Includes memes (Dubya? WMD?) and nonsense numbers. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:04 7-Apr-14</small>
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#Rabbi Techno's original seems fine, and held my interest enough to actually read the whole thing. Could use work and pictures though. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:23 7-4-14
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== {{VFDn|Welsh Congo}} ==
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#{{Delete}} Un-encyclopedic and random. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:49, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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*A Welsh version of the Belgian (''et al.'') Congo could be fun if written by someone who knew something about Wales (other than its native translation) and about Africa. I've cleared up the worst here but it still lacks a reason to exist. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:11 7-Apr-14</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} Random. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:50, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Do something with it, other than this randomness loosely bound to "Georg Dobbeyer Büch" (sadly, only a piped link to the usual Bush article). {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:14 7-Apr-14</small>
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#The original isn't horribly bad. Or it can be deleted and redirected to [[Homophone]], the article that almost turned me gay. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:25 7-4-14
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#{{Delete}} Un-encyclopedic and not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:51, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} If Tom Cruise were actually notorious for farting, then the article would have a comedy strategy. As is, it is just author's joy of writing fart jokes to strangers. The Fast Fart Transform could be the seed of a theme, but author doesn't take it anywhere — except "into the rectum." See above. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:58 7-Apr-14</small>
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#blurp [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 19:19 8-4-14
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#{{Delete}} {{User:Anton199/sig}} 12:07, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Editors' take on this game is nothing but gays, feces, and even Jews. Unless you think any of these is an inherent laugh riot in the absence of cleverness, the solution is to start over. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:08 20-Jan-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} Just a mix of [[A wizard did it]] and [[That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada]] without any additional value from the author's part. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 16:42, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} You nominated while I was not looking - how ingenious. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 16:45, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
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#blurp [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 19:19 8-4-14
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#{{Delete}} I couldn't find this funny. Also, sorry for putting the twentieth nomination here. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 18:16, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
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#blurp [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 19:19 8-4-14
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#{{Delete}} {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>09:51 9-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Target down. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 12:59, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} [[Stephen Hawking ran over my cat|Almost plagiarism]]. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 18:53, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} See comments below; but you have my vote if you need it. I have never seen a list on Uncyclopedia with 603 items. My take on this would not be to air gripes from students forced to follow a curriculum, but to exaggerate local opposition that the curriculum is subversively left-wing. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:08 20-Jan-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} No almost about it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:57 11-Apr-14</small>
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#Kip didn't even format it right, he should know better. Only the best formatting for My Sojourn! [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:07 11-4-14
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#{{Delete}} {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 13:03, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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*I think this article might be too young for VFD, unless we changed the rule that required articles under 7 days old to be tagged with {{tl|ICU}} rather than being taken to vfd. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 16:06, January 19, 2013 (UTC)
 
*:True; if the speculation is correct that this is an upload from the mirror site, QVFD is the solution. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:08 20-Jan-13</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete}} I was sorting out [[Unquotable]] when I came across this article. I don't think we should catalogue all the crap quotes too. Not funny. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 17:09, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Every stupid thing Anon has typed into an article is not worth warehousing, less still assembling into monument by way of ranting about their stupidity. "Random unfunny quotes" are unfunny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:15 12-Apr-14</small>
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#randomly banning and deleting [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 12:28 13-4-14
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#{{Delete|Ah, terrible}} {{User:Anton199/sig}} 10:43, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
 
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== {{VFDn|That time I wasn't raped by anything during my sojourn to a soda machine}} ==
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#{{Delete}} I am glad the author enjoyed his sojourn to a soda machine, but what's funny about it? {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:08, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Anton's My Sojourn project is well into double digits, and this one doesn't make the cut. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:24 14-Apr-14</small>
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#I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 12:05 14-4-14
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#{{Delete}} Courage! Not many of them left! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:35, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#My Sojourn to delete this specific My Sojourn page. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 12:03 14-4-14
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#{{Delete}} Pile it on the bonfire and it will be hotter. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:24 14-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Let's turn this bonfire into a barbecue and have some sausages! {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 18:07, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} This is entirely listcruft; to-wit: contrived acronyms that spell out the names of car manufacturers. And, unbeknownst to I.P. Anon this morning, more doesn't mean better. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:38 19-Jan-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} A main page that tries to be exactly the opposite of our main page. It's not very funny and not even consistent in it ("Vote for featured image", "Today's Featured Article", etc.). {{User:Anton199/sig}} 12:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 16:07, January 19, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Lame attempts at humor through rote translation of our main pages should use Babel instead. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:23 14-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Just bad. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 14:17, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|Admin almost gets raped.}} A copycat article made of pure navelism. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:21 14-Apr-14</small>
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#blahk is the new plink [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 14:28 14-4-14
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#{{Delete}} To hell with it! {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 08:00, April 18, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} Several hands are in to save this one. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:53 17-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Keep}} And when we say hands we mean parts of the body not naval personnel. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 12:41, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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#:Don't know what you use to type on that Mobile device, but let me say instead that several fingers are in. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:05 17-Apr-14</small>
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#::When we say finger here we are refering to a part of the body and not thin chunks of fish or shortbread, shots of brandy, identifying a person or object or reporting an incident to the police. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 15:30, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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* Virtuoso Uncyclopedian {{U|Paizuri}} seems to have written this article at the time of the Gaza War based on your-face-assaulted-my-fist irony, humor too subtle for those in-theater. Over the years, it has attracted the predictable additions accusing Israel, or Shitrael, of stealing land. {{U|Mctomerd11}}, from Israel, surely based his nomination on the article's resulting point-of-view rather than the amount of humor. I'm sure it could be fixed to amuse rather than persuade — not sure how long it would stay in that state. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:24 16-Apr-14</small>
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*:Re-wrote most of this, my hand slipped, clicked the large beginner's guide link by accident and hate myself. None of it saved and I lack the will to do it again. Pity and damn myself. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 18:31, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
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*:Screw that. I'm not giving up. Here goes again! {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 18:32, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
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*::I have done that. There is a way to get it back. In Mozilla, Alt-LeftArrow returns to the previous state of the window, with the edit window as you left it. I do know how you feel about the difficulty of re-creating an edit the second time. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:36 16-Apr-14</small>
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*:::Damn should have waited for that helpful reply. Thanks Spike, though as I did not know this I have re-written from memory. I'm not sure it is as good as I originally wrote it but I remembered the important jokes. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:00, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
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*::::Let's delete the Beginner's Guide, so accidents like this don't occur! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 08:16, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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*:::::You mean the link? More on this article discussed at [[User talk:SPIKE#Gaza War|Spike's talk page]] and [[User talk:Mctomerd11#Gaza War on VFD|Mctomerd11's talk page]]. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 08:24, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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*::::::No, the actual Beginner's Guide. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 08:39, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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*::Yes. To hell with Beginners. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:33 17-Apr-14</small>
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*The brief, anti-Western career of {{U|90s Kid21}} reached this page, inserting the photos of anti-Israel sign-carriers. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:53 17-Apr-14</small>
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Currently a moron magnet; and in general, neither funny, useful, or relevant to anything. Spıke ¬ 13:01 7-Apr-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:04, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ace was there.                               Puppy's talk page12:12 pm 12 Apr 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some pieces are good, but all in all - restart. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:47, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Empire State Building H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random and not funny. Could do with a re-write but I'm not prepared to do one. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:35, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. From Godzilla to Christo, the five paragraphs here are name-dropping, not a complete article with a comedy theme. Typos galore. Spıke ¬ 23:13 7-Apr-14
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  1. I did a prune job and it seem alright now. Lots of stupid removed, the remaining stupid at least gives a structure to build on. Aleister 19:54 7-4-14
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  • Thanks Al, I'll leave my vote on VFD for at least a day so that people see and then they can add to it. Then I'll withdraw the nom. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:57, April 7, 2014 (UTC)

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. "War with the Hornet(1500-2009) (The only section worth reading in this shitty article)" sums it up nicely. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:44, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Photo-less article's theme is dog turds, then the article itself, bickering with itself. I presume that, in 2007, the Rabbi was still amused at being an author and not so experienced as to do it right. Includes memes (Dubya? WMD?) and nonsense numbers. Spıke ¬ 23:04 7-Apr-14
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  1. Rabbi Techno's original seems fine, and held my interest enough to actually read the whole thing. Could use work and pictures though. Aleister 20:23 7-4-14
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edit Welsh Congo H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-encyclopedic and random. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:49, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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  • A Welsh version of the Belgian (et al.) Congo could be fun if written by someone who knew something about Wales (other than its native translation) and about Africa. I've cleared up the worst here but it still lacks a reason to exist. Spıke ¬ 23:11 7-Apr-14

edit Alexander Graham Bell H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:50, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Do something with it, other than this randomness loosely bound to "Georg Dobbeyer Büch" (sadly, only a piped link to the usual Bush article). Spıke ¬ 23:14 7-Apr-14
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  1. The original isn't horribly bad. Or it can be deleted and redirected to Homophone, the article that almost turned me gay. Aleister 20:25 7-4-14
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edit Fart filter H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-encyclopedic and not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:51, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. If Tom Cruise were actually notorious for farting, then the article would have a comedy strategy. As is, it is just author's joy of writing fart jokes to strangers. The Fast Fart Transform could be the seed of a theme, but author doesn't take it anywhere — except "into the rectum." See above. Spıke ¬ 22:58 7-Apr-14
  3. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:07, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That time a wizard did it during my sojourn in Canada H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just a mix of A wizard did it and That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada without any additional value from the author's part. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:42, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. You nominated while I was not looking - how ingenious. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:45, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  3. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 09:48 9-Apr-14
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edit That time I was nearly raped by the power rangers during my sojourn to the 90's H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I couldn't find this funny. Also, sorry for putting the twentieth nomination here. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:16, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 09:51 9-Apr-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Target down. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:59, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That time Stephen Hawking ran over my cat during my sojourn in Oxford H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Almost plagiarism. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:53, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. No almost about it. Spıke ¬ 18:57 11-Apr-14
  3. Kip didn't even format it right, he should know better. Only the best formatting for My Sojourn! Aleister 20:07 11-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:03, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Unquotable:Random unfunny quotes H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I was sorting out Unquotable when I came across this article. I don't think we should catalogue all the crap quotes too. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:09, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Every stupid thing Anon has typed into an article is not worth warehousing, less still assembling into monument by way of ranting about their stupidity. "Random unfunny quotes" are unfunny. Spıke ¬ 21:15 12-Apr-14
  3. randomly banning and deleting Aleister 12:28 13-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Ah, terrible Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:43, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That time I wasn't raped by anything during my sojourn to a soda machine H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I am glad the author enjoyed his sojourn to a soda machine, but what's funny about it? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:08, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton's My Sojourn project is well into double digits, and this one doesn't make the cut. Spıke ¬ 11:24 14-Apr-14
  3. I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky. Aleister 12:05 14-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:13, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That time I didn't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation during my sojourn in Panera H T D Survivor

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Courage! Not many of them left! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:35, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. My Sojourn to delete this specific My Sojourn page. Aleister 12:03 14-4-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pile it on the bonfire and it will be hotter. Spıke ¬ 12:24 14-Apr-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Let's turn this bonfire into a barbecue and have some sausages! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:07, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Alternate universe H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A main page that tries to be exactly the opposite of our main page. It's not very funny and not even consistent in it ("Vote for featured image", "Today's Featured Article", etc.). Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lame attempts at humor through rote translation of our main pages should use Babel instead. Spıke ¬ 12:23 14-Apr-14
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edit That time I was nearly raped by an IP during my sojourn in the talk page of Category:My sojourn H Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just bad. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:17, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Admin almost gets raped. A copycat article made of pure navelism. Spıke ¬ 14:21 14-Apr-14
  3. blahk is the new plink Aleister 14:28 14-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:16, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. To hell with it! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:00, April 18, 2014 (UTC)
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edit 🔒 Gaza War H T D Oldvfd Archive

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Several hands are in to save this one. Spıke ¬ 11:53 17-Apr-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. And when we say hands we mean parts of the body not naval personnel. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:41, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
    Don't know what you use to type on that Mobile device, but let me say instead that several fingers are in. Spıke ¬ 13:05 17-Apr-14
    When we say finger here we are refering to a part of the body and not thin chunks of fish or shortbread, shots of brandy, identifying a person or object or reporting an incident to the police. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:30, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Virtuoso Uncyclopedian Paizuri seems to have written this article at the time of the Gaza War based on your-face-assaulted-my-fist irony, humor too subtle for those in-theater. Over the years, it has attracted the predictable additions accusing Israel, or Shitrael, of stealing land. Mctomerd11, from Israel, surely based his nomination on the article's resulting point-of-view rather than the amount of humor. I'm sure it could be fixed to amuse rather than persuade — not sure how long it would stay in that state. Spıke ¬ 15:24 16-Apr-14
    Re-wrote most of this, my hand slipped, clicked the large beginner's guide link by accident and hate myself. None of it saved and I lack the will to do it again. Pity and damn myself. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:31, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
    Screw that. I'm not giving up. Here goes again! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:32, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
    I have done that. There is a way to get it back. In Mozilla, Alt-LeftArrow returns to the previous state of the window, with the edit window as you left it. I do know how you feel about the difficulty of re-creating an edit the second time. Spıke ¬ 18:36 16-Apr-14
    Damn should have waited for that helpful reply. Thanks Spike, though as I did not know this I have re-written from memory. I'm not sure it is as good as I originally wrote it but I remembered the important jokes. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:00, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
    Let's delete the Beginner's Guide, so accidents like this don't occur! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:16, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
    You mean the link? More on this article discussed at Spike's talk page and Mctomerd11's talk page. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:24, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
    No, the actual Beginner's Guide. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:39, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
    Yes. To hell with Beginners. Spıke ¬ 11:33 17-Apr-14
  • The brief, anti-Western career of 90s Kid21 reached this page, inserting the photos of anti-Israel sign-carriers. Spıke ¬ 11:53 17-Apr-14
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