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#{{Delete}} This doesn't really serve a purpose, other than (at this point, tired-out) Bush-bashing.--[[User:EpicWinner|EpicWinner]] ([[User talk:EpicWinner|talk]]) 21:27, July 25, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} A lot of work has gone into this 2006 contest entry. Unfortunately, the result is not a satire of anything real that a reader might look up, but an article about an archetypal (but nonexistent) heavy-metal band. Making George W. Bush the backbone of the comedy strategy is both irrelevant and obsolete. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>13:39 26-Jul-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} At least from the main space.--[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 10:22, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
 
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*A Google search comes only to us, unless this entire article is a way of feeding traffic to netizen <code>It's Lym</code>. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>13:39 26-Jul-15</small>
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:Perhaps just move it the writer's user space and leave it there. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 08:24, August 11, 2015 (UTC)
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== {{VFDn|Bones K. McMillington}} ==
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#{{Delete}} Found on [[Special:LonelyPages]]. Whimsical essay is not encyclopedic and not very funny. The word "McMillington" does not occur anywhere in Wikipedia, and Google bounces right back here. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>12:21 1-Aug-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} Won't be found, won't be search for. Redundo. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 11:04, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Writing a formal biography of a well known skeleton from film or natural history, instead of the discoveries that transpired because of it, seems a good comedy concept if both could be mashed. It needed a better hook, then taken from there. --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 11:09, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} This entry into our large encyclopedia is a fine example of the artform.--[[User:SketchSlayer|SketchSlayer]]([[User talk:SketchSlayer|talk]]) 9:51, August 21, 2015 (gmt+12)
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*The article appears to be wound round an image I found for illustrating the [[Liberal Party of Great Britain]]. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 12:13, August 5, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} As advertised, this is a blog/diary cataloguing stereotypes of college students. Authors are working out their personal issues and not entertaining the reader. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>16:01 5-Aug-15</small>
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#{{Keep}}May be not a feature contender but otherwise seems ok to me. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 11:06, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
 
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*Annoyingly on the fence with this one. Had a play with the first few paragraphs, but having not gone to a conventional college my experience is limited, happy do something similar with the rest in order to make it more presentable though. --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 22:24, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} After removing everything meant simply to direct the reader to several external websites including one in English, what's left is drivel. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>00:21 10-Aug-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} About as bad as the Wacky War stuff. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 11:05, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 19:58, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Apart from a ranty Intro, this is a catalog of news articles and opinion pieces on [[Hurricane Katrina]]. Not what we do here. Also: Unfunny. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>14:01 13-Aug-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} Concur. --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 19:55, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Pants approach. --[[Image:Laurels.gif|15px]]''[[User:Romartus|<span style=color:#66023C><big>'''R'''</big>om'''A'''rtus<big>*</big><big>'''I'''</big>m<big>'''p'''</big>era'''t'''or '''ITRA''' </span>]]''<small> ([[User talk:Romartus|<span style=color:#66023C>Orate</span>]])</small> [[User:Romartus/Triumphs|<span style=color:#66023C><big> '''®''' </big></span>]] 22:28, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Random,scruffy nonsense. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 08:02, August 14, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Ramble-by-committee. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>12:52 14-Aug-15</small>
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#{{Delete|Nipplettes}}. Just a load of crufty nonsense with red links and only one picture that doesn't even try to be funny. --[[User:TotalCuddles02|TotalCuddles02]] ([[User talk:TotalCuddles02|talk]]) 23:57, August 14, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 19:29, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
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== {{VFDn|The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog 1,234,567,890 times}} ==
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#{{Delete}} One sight gag, repetition, tedious literalness, and a name no one will look up. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>12:28 16-Aug-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} Anton's [[The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog|other version]] is much better and presently being worked on. --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 09:55, August 20, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|Delete or redirect to [[The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog]].}} Per nom. --[[User:TotalCuddles02|TotalCuddles02]] ([[User talk:TotalCuddles02|talk]]) 23:14, August 21, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Redundo. --[[Image:Laurels.gif|15px]]''[[User:Romartus|<span style=color:#66023C><big>'''R'''</big>om'''A'''rtus<big>*</big><big>'''I'''</big>m<big>'''p'''</big>era'''t'''or '''ITRA''' </span>]]''<small> ([[User talk:Romartus|<span style=color:#66023C>Orate</span>]])</small> [[User:Romartus/Triumphs|<span style=color:#66023C><big> '''®''' </big></span>]] 22:30, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} But while we're cleaning up templates, this 2005 article about a nonexistent Apple operating system is equally crufty. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>01:23 17-Aug-15</small>
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#{{Kill}} Scruffy nonsense such as 'Mac OSY will be released at the end of time'. Not funny, did not make me laugh. --[[User:TotalCuddles02|TotalCuddles02]] ([[User talk:TotalCuddles02|talk]]) 01:52, August 17, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} If the subject doesn't exist, the article ought to be especially funny, well written and still have a link to the real world, or no one will read it anyway. --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 10:02, August 20, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Kill}} Unnotable software, no edits since 2010 besides my edits, only 1 picture (the vBulletin logo), and a bunch of crummy nonsense which is mostly not funny and quite stupid. This can't stay. --[[User:TotalCuddles02|TotalCuddles02]] ([[User talk:TotalCuddles02|talk]]) 22:18, August 21, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} On the site since 2005. No comedy theme. (Even the Wikipedia article veers between salesmanship in the future tense, reporting on states-of-mind, and user grievances.) <span style="{{LinearGradient|-45deg|navy|blue|navy}} -moz-border-radius: 3px; border-radius: 3px; border: 1px solid yellow; white-space: nowrap">[[User:Spike|<span style="color:yellow; font-family: Cambria, Palatino, serif">Sp&#305;ke</span>]] [[File:Radiomicrophone.gif|18px|link=User_talk:Spike]]</span><small>22:28 21-Aug-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 09:28, August 22, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Starts by diagnosing the reader's sexual orientation and proceeds directly to Rape Humor. One of several attempts by {{U|Timothy Language}} to amuse himself by writing about sex to strangers; no intrinsic appeal to anyone else. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>14:17 24-Aug-15</small>
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edit I Think Satan Likes Your Mom H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This doesn't really serve a purpose, other than (at this point, tired-out) Bush-bashing.--EpicWinner (talk) 21:27, July 25, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A lot of work has gone into this 2006 contest entry. Unfortunately, the result is not a satire of anything real that a reader might look up, but an article about an archetypal (but nonexistent) heavy-metal band. Making George W. Bush the backbone of the comedy strategy is both irrelevant and obsolete. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:39 26-Jul-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. At least from the main space.--EStop (talk) 10:22, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
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  • A Google search comes only to us, unless this entire article is a way of feeding traffic to netizen It's Lym. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:39 26-Jul-15
Perhaps just move it the writer's user space and leave it there. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:24, August 11, 2015 (UTC)

edit Bones K. McMillington H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Found on Special:LonelyPages. Whimsical essay is not encyclopedic and not very funny. The word "McMillington" does not occur anywhere in Wikipedia, and Google bounces right back here. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:21 1-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Won't be found, won't be search for. Redundo. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:04, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Writing a formal biography of a well known skeleton from film or natural history, instead of the discoveries that transpired because of it, seems a good comedy concept if both could be mashed. It needed a better hook, then taken from there. --EStop (talk) 11:09, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This entry into our large encyclopedia is a fine example of the artform.--SketchSlayer(talk) 9:51, August 21, 2015 (gmt+12)
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edit 🔒 College stereotypes H D Oldvfd Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. As advertised, this is a blog/diary cataloguing stereotypes of college students. Authors are working out their personal issues and not entertaining the reader. Spıke Radiomicrophone16:01 5-Aug-15
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep.May be not a feature contender but otherwise seems ok to me. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:06, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
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  • Annoyingly on the fence with this one. Had a play with the first few paragraphs, but having not gone to a conventional college my experience is limited, happy do something similar with the rest in order to make it more presentable though. --EStop (talk) 22:24, August 15, 2015 (UTC)

edit Bielefeld H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. After removing everything meant simply to direct the reader to several external websites including one in English, what's left is drivel. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:21 10-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. About as bad as the Wacky War stuff. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:05, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --EStop (talk) 19:58, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Catrina H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Apart from a ranty Intro, this is a catalog of news articles and opinion pieces on Hurricane Katrina. Not what we do here. Also: Unfunny. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:01 13-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Concur. --EStop (talk) 19:55, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pants approach. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:28, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Nipple H Archive

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random,scruffy nonsense. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:02, August 14, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ramble-by-committee. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:52 14-Aug-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Nipplettes. Just a load of crufty nonsense with red links and only one picture that doesn't even try to be funny. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 23:57, August 14, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --EStop (talk) 19:29, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
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edit The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog 1,234,567,890 times H Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. One sight gag, repetition, tedious literalness, and a name no one will look up. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:28 16-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton's other version is much better and presently being worked on. --EStop (talk) 09:55, August 20, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete or redirect to The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Per nom. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 23:14, August 21, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Redundo. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:30, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Mac OS Y H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. But while we're cleaning up templates, this 2005 article about a nonexistent Apple operating system is equally crufty. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:23 17-Aug-15
  2. Symbol kill vote Kill. Scruffy nonsense such as 'Mac OSY will be released at the end of time'. Not funny, did not make me laugh. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 01:52, August 17, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. If the subject doesn't exist, the article ought to be especially funny, well written and still have a link to the real world, or no one will read it anyway. --EStop (talk) 10:02, August 20, 2015 (UTC)
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edit VBulletin H D

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  1. Symbol kill vote Kill. Unnotable software, no edits since 2010 besides my edits, only 1 picture (the vBulletin logo), and a bunch of crummy nonsense which is mostly not funny and quite stupid. This can't stay. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 22:18, August 21, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. On the site since 2005. No comedy theme. (Even the Wikipedia article veers between salesmanship in the future tense, reporting on states-of-mind, and user grievances.) Spıke Radiomicrophone22:28 21-Aug-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --EStop (talk) 09:28, August 22, 2015 (UTC)
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edit HowTo:Fuck your Friend's Sister(s) And Get Away With It H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Starts by diagnosing the reader's sexual orientation and proceeds directly to Rape Humor. One of several attempts by Timothy Language to amuse himself by writing about sex to strangers; no intrinsic appeal to anyone else. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:17 24-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --EStop (talk) 08:53, August 27, 2015 (UTC)
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