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#{{delete}}I copy it to [[Coca-Cola]].[[User:071058s]][[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:071058s]]
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#:Reverted. The {{Tl|Merge}} tag means merge, not concatenate creating a mess. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:08 30-Mar-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} The New Coke/Coke Classic fiasco is a fine candidate for our treatment; by comparison, what is Real Coca-Cola and who would look for this page? Invents a product, tells us how vile it is, and nags the reader to avoid it. Useless. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:08 30-Mar-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} External linkage. [[User:Ye Blacke Adder|Ye Blacke Adder]] ([[User talk:Ye Blacke Adder|talk]]) 05:17, April 19, 2015 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} It's well written, however it is of a made-up event, lacks humour and is full of quite a few random tangents to the article. Not sure we need it. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 11:30, April 7, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|“She’s the one getting fucked in her ear”}} A 2007 effort by {{U|Prettiestpretty}} not to make Uncyclopedia history, nor even to chronicle it, but to fabricate it out of memes and ramble. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:56 7-Apr-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} Not one of the Great Dame's best. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 20:13, April 18, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Unfunny fiction. [[User:Ye Blacke Adder|Ye Blacke Adder]] ([[User talk:Ye Blacke Adder|talk]]) 05:17, April 19, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} An article on a made-up war full of random jabs at American and British politicians complete with made-up statistics and a lack of maturity. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 09:13, April 8, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Nominator's article was [[Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion/Archive276#Other War of 1812|saved from VFD]] by Anton199 based on a George W. Bush [[UNQUOTE|initial quotation]] which at this point is a waste of time (likewise, the next quote, that some war history site malfunctions; who cares?), also by Aleister who does not want anything to be deleted. Stereotypical Intro and next-to-null first section warn reader that author was not trying to write ''about'' anything. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:50 8-Apr-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} Another Wacky War we can do without. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 22:25, April 12, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Unfunny fiction. [[User:Ye Blacke Adder|Ye Blacke Adder]] ([[User talk:Ye Blacke Adder|talk]]) 05:17, April 19, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} The only contribution of {{U|Yafie Achmad Raihan}} (2013). Not English. Not funny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:15 14-Apr-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} Also not humor (I might have missed something, but there appears to be no attempts at humor in the article.) [[User:CarnassisChaosbringer|CarnassisChaosbringer]] ([[User talk:CarnassisChaosbringer|talk]]) 19:30, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Unfunny Engrish. Could not be the topic of a funny article, therefore cannot be saved. Burn. --not Molbanhan but actually [[User:Molbanhan|<span class="insertusername"><insert name here></span>]] [[User talk:Molbanhan|talk to him/her]] 20:00, April 18, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Humour, if any, is Indonesian. [[User:Ye Blacke Adder|Ye Blacke Adder]] ([[User talk:Ye Blacke Adder|talk]]) 05:17, April 19, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Amuses author at expense of reader, instead of amusing the reader. Uses typography instead of humor. Not to be confused with the entirely different [[Men In Black]], to which it should be redirected. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:11 17-Apr-15</small>
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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit a page during a vote. You can flip your vote if the page improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read about how the previous vote(s) went.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

Add a new article here


How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages)

To vote to delete or keep an article
  • Edit the section for the article in question.
  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
    • To post brief indented replies to a vote, start lines with #: with one or more colons; anything else breaks the numbered list.
  • To type a comment, start a new line at the end of the comments= section, beginning with * (as comments need not be numbered).
  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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edit Real Coca-Cola H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 689 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete.I copy it to Coca-Cola.User:071058s[[1]]
    Reverted. The {{Merge}} tag means merge, not concatenate creating a mess. Spıke Ѧ 15:08 30-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The New Coke/Coke Classic fiasco is a fine candidate for our treatment; by comparison, what is Real Coca-Cola and who would look for this page? Invents a product, tells us how vile it is, and nags the reader to avoid it. Useless. Spıke Ѧ 15:08 30-Mar-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. External linkage. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 05:17, April 19, 2015 (UTC)
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edit 1901 Uncyclopedia Supreme Symposium Spectacular at Buffalo, New York H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 500 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's well written, however it is of a made-up event, lacks humour and is full of quite a few random tangents to the article. Not sure we need it. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:30, April 7, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote “She’s the one getting fucked in her ear” A 2007 effort by Prettiestpretty not to make Uncyclopedia history, nor even to chronicle it, but to fabricate it out of memes and ramble. Spıke Ѧ 20:56 7-Apr-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not one of the Great Dame's best. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:13, April 18, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny fiction. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 05:17, April 19, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Other War of 1812 H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 478 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article on a made-up war full of random jabs at American and British politicians complete with made-up statistics and a lack of maturity. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:13, April 8, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nominator's article was saved from VFD by Anton199 based on a George W. Bush initial quotation which at this point is a waste of time (likewise, the next quote, that some war history site malfunctions; who cares?), also by Aleister who does not want anything to be deleted. Stereotypical Intro and next-to-null first section warn reader that author was not trying to write about anything. Spıke Ѧ 10:50 8-Apr-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another Wacky War we can do without. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:25, April 12, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny fiction. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 05:17, April 19, 2015 (UTC)
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edit PT Kereta Api Indonesia H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 327 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The only contribution of Yafie Achmad Raihan (2013). Not English. Not funny. Spıke Ѧ 16:15 14-Apr-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Also not humor (I might have missed something, but there appears to be no attempts at humor in the article.) CarnassisChaosbringer (talk) 19:30, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny Engrish. Could not be the topic of a funny article, therefore cannot be saved. Burn. --not Molbanhan but actually <insert name here> talk to him/her 20:00, April 18, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Humour, if any, is Indonesian. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 05:17, April 19, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Men in Black H T D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 256 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Amuses author at expense of reader, instead of amusing the reader. Uses typography instead of humor. Not to be confused with the entirely different Men In Black, to which it should be redirected. Spıke Ѧ 15:11 17-Apr-15
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edit Spam (electronic) H T D Survivor

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 232 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A page in the cutesy "style of the thing it's about," namely, unreadable stupidity. Spıke Ѧ 15:30 18-Apr-15
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