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#{{Delete}} No comments--{{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 21:07, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|Replace}}. If anyone would like to take on the task, that is. With an actual ''article'' on quizzes, not a quiz. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 20:54, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
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*<s>{{Delete}} The concept is worthwhile, though doesn't get beyond "pages that look like the things they are about." The body is executed with no skill at all, even at typing in English. This would be easy for someone to do well. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:15 23-Jun-14</small></s>
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*:'''Rescinded''' after Simsie's work. No longer executed with no skill at all, but still doesn't get beyond "pages that look like the things they are about." [[Exam]] does it better. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>09:32 21-Jul-14</small>
 
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# I made some modifications, and hope it has improved enough. Yes, I made up a word, and some better answers to the questions. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 20:34, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#762 hours, no consensus. Kept. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 16:00, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Only one joke, and not a very good one (a page that is self promotion). {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:07, June 24, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} As this piece of vanity has been on the site since 2007, I'll suppress the notion to just huff it administratively. "Look at me, I'm breaking the rule" against planting links to userspace in the encyclopedia. An article on Self Promotion (should be "Self-promotion") that self-promotes is not a joke but a conundrum, and it has nothing else going for it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:18 24-Jun-14</small>
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#:<s>{{Delete}}--{{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 16:51, June 24, 2014 (UTC)</s>
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#{{Delete}} Self abuse. Go. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 07:00, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Don't have time to re-write it. Maybe at a much later date as a new article. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 08:26, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} A real article about a real person. Much better than the other one we used to have (see '''Comments'''), uses decent writing style, even has a comedy strategy (politely soft-pedaling genocide, and later implying that Goering himself might have edited the article). Not delete-worthy. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:04 11-Nov-12</small>
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#{{Keep|Keep (Formaly Delete)}} Now that it is rewritten {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 19:57, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
#{{keep}} Best line in the article: "often spelled Goering due to wartime shortages of umlauted characters" {{User:Qzekrom/sig8}} 18:56, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
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#:It isn't. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 08:26, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Keep}} --{{User:Hotadmin4u69/sig}}<small><font color="#2B547E">21:08</font><font color="#387C44"> Nov 13 </font><font color="#2B547E"> 2012</font></small>
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#::Well it's better than the old one {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 10:38, July 10, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} Now that is indeed a joke and not real self-promotion, it may be salvaged. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 22:30, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Not funny at all...--{{User:Sinner George/sig}} 13:57, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
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*We deleted the other one; see [[Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive268#H.W. Goering]]. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:59 11-Nov-12</small>
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*I don't know if it's possible, but is there a way to replace all the links to the reader's userpage instead of the author's? You know, if there is some sort of Template:Username link that would work that way (so that is a joke instead of actual self-promotion)? [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 12:12, June 26, 2014 (UTC)
*'''Page moved.''' The page used to be named "Hermann Goering (politician)"; the current name was a disambiguation page to here and to the other article that we deleted. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:09 11-Nov-12</small> PS--I changed "Hermann Goering (politician)" to a redirect but it is now deleted via QVFD. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:58 15-Nov-12</small>
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:*Possible. [[Special:Mypage|Look!]] However, another problem is that it is one of the main jokes, and the content itself is pretty weak. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 15:20, June 26, 2014 (UTC)
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*Attempting a re-write. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:22, June 28, 2014 (UTC)
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*I'm going to replace the links with Special:Mypage, since I for one really don't give a shit about who User:Dantoller may be. Perhaps we could have one section dedicated to this joke so that it doesn't go stale? [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 20:40, July 1, 2014 (UTC)
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*ScottPat replaced the links with links to a FA collaboration of his (and mine); while that is self-promotion, it's hardly clear to the reader. The article is more cryptic than before. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:29 5-Jul-14</small>
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*:I didn't just replace links. I attempted to write the article as a sport (it isn't finished only intro done). Looking back the Cotswold Olimpicks thing was overdoing the secondary theme of self promotion but it was more aimed at the appearance of the Olimpicks advertising itself on an encyclopedia instead of me, the author advertising myself, a joke that no one but Spike and I could have got. It hasn't been finished though and probably deserves deletion as I have very little time to finish it. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 08:26, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
 
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== [[Making up Oscar Wilde Quotes]] ==
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#{{Keep}} I still get a laugh when I'm having a bad day when I get on here and look at this article. Personally, I think it should just be kept for how it can brighten any day, except Oscar Wilde's. [[User:ResurrectedSage|RS]] ([[User talk:ResurrectedSage|talk]]) 22:13, November 10, 2012 (UTC)
 
#'''KEEP''' There's just no point in deleting this. {{User:Matt lobster/sig}} 22:36, November 10, 2012 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} It's just a mostly-sexual list of crap not really about Oscar Wilde. I've already had my run in with sexually crude things not being funny and I find this to be no different. When it's not sexual, it's "Your Mom" and similar jokes of immature level. --LuMontyZ Was Here 19:21, November 10, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} After cleaning up this gassy article from 2006, it still has nothing to say about an invented disease. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>09:42 18-Jul-14</small>
#:I have a similar problem with gratuitous potty humor. However, Oscar Wilde is not only Uncyclopedia's Patron Meme but a gay pervert, and thus the perfect Wildeism is gratuitous potty humor that is not really about Oscar Wilde. In fact, Wildeisms that don't have some sort of double meaning ought to be eliminated. I'm holding off voting; don't remember the details, but I seem to recall that all the site's Wildeisms are cross-linked; I got VFD's approval two years ago to delete some component of this and found I had to undo my work. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:35 10-Nov-12</small>
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#{{Delete}} Doggone, please. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 19:10, July 19, 2014 (UTC)
#{{delete}} Unnecessary, we have [[Uncyclopedia:Wilde]]. {{User:Qzekrom/sig8}} 22:19, November 10, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 10:35, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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*Don't know how nominator got this nomination to be born with an age of 5 hours (probably cut-and-pasting the timestamp) but I've set it to the timestamp of his signature. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:35 10-Nov-12</small>
 
*Sorry about the timestamp deal. I just copied the template like the instructions said. Thanks for fixing it. I guess my beef with this article is that because it's "The Patron meme" it's fine, but my former article that revolved around Fire Emblem, shipping, and crude jokes about the shipping was delete after vote because it was "too crude." I just want some consistency here. LuMontyZ Was Here 17:40, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
 
*:Consistency? Dream on! {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:42 11-Nov-12</small>
 
*:Seriously, I try to show consistency (because it makes me more persuasive and proves that a Delete vote is not personal) but it is not required. Voters on VFD are voters, not paper-graders, and are allowed to vote any way for any reason; if they have criteria, they are allowed to have as many exceptions and special cases as to seem that there are no principles at all--though, again, that is less persuasive than consistency. Voters above all are not required to have the '''same''' criteria for what should stay and what should go. You ought not nominate something on VFD as real or perceived retaliation for the deletion of an article of yours. In addition, "too crude" might not mean vulgarity or sexual references; it might mean crude typography or facile humor, such as puns on people's names. It's conventional here to include [[User:SPIKE|links]] to what you are talking about so we can see for ourselves and perhaps give you more relevant advice. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:01 12-Nov-12</small>
 
*I get what you mean completely. It isn't personal. In fact, if I knew that this page was the Patron Meme of this site I wouldn't have bothered. I suppose as an aspiring math teacher I've been trying to grade papers. I hope I didn't come across as petty or angry. This is the article[[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:LuMontyZ/Fire_Emblem:_Abridged]] specifically the version before today's edit. I appreciate any feedback. LuMontyZ 04:16, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
 
*:No need to feel that you shouldn't have VFD'ed the article. Any article, no matter how hallowed, shouldn't be allowed to stick around if it is a tedious mess, like this one. Somebody should reach in there and kick just about 90% of these "quotes" out on their sorry asses, for being devoid of humor.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121113163510}}
 
*::It was I who nominated that article of yours for deletion (see [[Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion/Archive265#Fire_Emblem:_Abridged|archive 265]]) and I have now given you a detailed review on your user page. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:05 14-Nov-12</small>
 
*I'm glad someone agrees! I'm not sorry, it's just the feeling when you find out how, to use your word BizzeeBeever, hallowed something is. Then comes the feeling that says it's untouchable. <i>Lu</i> 00:15, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
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#This article may have one or too jokes, but not enough BS and satire to be an Uncyclopedia article. It is basically a slightly "funnier" Wikipedia article. We also already have an article on [[Asexual]].[[User:Grandpafreddie|Grandpafreddie]] ([[User talk:Grandpafreddie|talk]]) 18:45, July 18, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} It is clear from the first sentence that this article is joking. I don't like the patches of self-reference, but it was voted onto our main page and ought not be deleted. Having multiple articles on related or even identical topics is explicitly permitted. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:48 18-Jul-14</small>
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*I'm no expert, but I'm sure that admins automatically "keep" featured articles or something like that. Also, this article is bigger and much more elaborate than the article you linked to. Speaking of which, why do several articles have duplicates? I mean, there are two different articles for [[dog]] and [[dogs]]. I'm sure we only need one for asexuality. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 18:52, July 18, 2014 (UTC)
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*:It is not automatic for me, though deleting an FA should take more than a routine vote at this forum. Most of the other Admins do treat it as a hard-and-fast rule. Again, having only one Uncyclopedia article per subject is a giant non-goal. We explain the utility of multiple competing versions at [[HTBFANJS#Write nonsense well]]. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>03:13 19-Jul-14</small>
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#Ehhh. I get the "joke" here, and it isn't funny.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121108161835}}
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#{{Delete}} This is more offensive than funny. And I don't even belong to any of the listed ethnic groups. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 17:12, July 20, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} I didn't even get that far. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:33 8-Nov-12</small>
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#{{Delete}} Any humor relies on the belief that "italian, amerindian, jew, asian, oriental, nigger or gypsy" is inherently funny without working at it. We call this fallacy listcruft, even before it gives offense. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:15 20-Jul-14</small>
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#As above {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 19:21, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} What else??--{{User:Sinner George/sig}} 23:03, November 10, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Yeugh! --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 16:43, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 19:32, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Misspelling the Highland negative conjunction '''fuck-all''' is not funny but merely cutesy. It also guarantees that no one will look up this entry. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:00 21-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} C.U.Jimmy. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 16:51, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
 
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# We get it. <Your_city_here/> is a horrible, horrible nightmare of a place, filled with chavs, drunken chavs, drunken chavs having sex, drunken chavs having drunken ''gay'' sex, [[OVER 9000|several]] traffic circles, and (for a bit of variety) ...some chavs. If you don't like your town/city/state/province/country, please feel free to die or move away. ''Just take your shitty article with you.'' {{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121104163628}}
 
# Delete as '''Vanity'''. Besides, why is this located at "Basingstoke" and not "Basingrad"? {{User:Qzekrom/sig8}} 18:52, November 4, 2012 (UTC)
 
#:Because Basingstoke is the name of a city and thus a valid name for an encyclopedia article; whereas Basingrad is the punch line of a joke (a trite joke, styling a place after the Soviet Union), which no one is going to type. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:32 4-Nov-12</small>
 
 
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*{{Abstain}} All of the humor is trite and none of it is clever. But I would not see, in our campaign against chavcruft, a new, large hole open up at Basingstoke, a few miles away from the gaping hole at Reading, where we have no article (not even for that [[Pennsylvania|other]] Reading in that other Berkshire that is pronounced the way it's written) and people mentioning snooker tournaments have to use a link to book-[[Reading]]. We are laying waste to the English countryside. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:31 4-Nov-12</small>
 
*I have been to Basingstoke so I will have to abstain in case that visit left me biased in either direction. --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 22:09, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
 
*:Then you ought not just abstain but '''repair'''. I was driven through Basingstoke once on my way to work in [[Reading]]. It had an ICL plant and a cinema. Slough, now that (phew!) deserves a replacement article. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:06 12-Nov-12</small>
 
 
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== [[Bear in the Big Blue House]] ==
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#{{Delete}} This is too stupid or me to waste my words on {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 19:48, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Author has someone in mind, but I guess you just had to be there. "That kid at the mall can usually be found in big name stores like Sears, JC Penney, Target and Wal-Mart." Get it? Get it? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:03 21-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Mostly a rant about kids who misbehave in malls or big stores. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 16:17, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#The ''quintessence'' of a horrible, horrible Uncyclopedia article. Randomness, bad language, and pointless lists searching for a concept which floats somewhere, out there, just over the horizon, and permanently out of reach.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121104152531}}
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#{{Delete}} The only things this page has going for it is (1) randomization of facts in the very first paragraph, and (2) the fact that the article on Eclipse is '''eclipsed''' by a big ellipse. That's clever, then? Yawn. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:11 22-Jul-14</small>
#{{Delete}} And don't forget: Make gay sex the principal theme. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:42 4-Nov-12</small>
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#:Anon last night removed the ellipse, which improves the article, except that it still has only one paragraph with humor. For remedy, see '''Comments'''. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:36 23-Jul-14</small>
#{{Delete}} Can't stand reading it all!--{{User:Sinner George/sig}} 23:05, November 10, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} As above + You can't read anything {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 10:34, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Listing very badly, shipping bilge water by the ton. --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 22:12, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
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#:If you have a long-rather-than-wide screen, or disable images, you will see that the entire body is a spork of Wikipedia with no humor anywhere. That is: It is not comedy writing but a single pictorial gimmick. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:32 22-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Dumb. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 16:46, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
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#'''Replace'''. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 16:21, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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*Finish deleting this, as my [[User:SPIKE/Eclipse|replacement article]] ditches the eclipse ellipse, takes the unfunny sporked text, and makes it funnier. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>03:28 23-Jul-14</small>
 
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== [[Ubergrue]] ==
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# Wait, I've been a good, religious, crime-free, charitable person my whole life and yet I have to go to Hell now for stumbling on this Uncyclopedia article? Well, that sucks. So, {{Delete|delete}} this bad news. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 19:36, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} Some author thinks that the Grue is so delightful and fundamental that writing anything to do with it will let him fit in, and that reversing the letters to bloviate about the Eurg is just another base he must touch. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:46 4-Nov-12</small>
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#{{Delete}} Unclever cruft from 2009 merely rants at the reader. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:58 22-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete|Just so damn stupid}} {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 18:44, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
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== [[Winnie the Pooh]] ==
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#{{Delete}} {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 15:01, November 4, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} A short walk from 2009 through memes, trite themes like Nobody Cares, and a big dollop of Retard Humor. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:07 23-Jul-14</small>
#{{Delete}} Shit jokes and Nigger jokes. I feel the author went on from this unfunny character assassination to author several of the year's political campaigns around here. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:49 4-Nov-12</small>
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#{{Delete}} "Hitler came in and decide send everyone" is enough to make me vote "delete". The pictures are also really bad. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 09:56, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} As above {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 10:33, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Crappy writing, plus writing about crap. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:24 23-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Keep}} A real article about a real British film reviewer, based on real things. Unfortunately, it's primarily based on one real thing--the subject's speech impediment--until author titles the fifth section: '''OK, so this whole 'R' joke is getting a bit shit now'''. Overuses quotes, memes, gay humor, and the one real joke. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:59 4-Nov-12</small>
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#{{Keep}} It didn't make me laugh out loud but it was funny. As Spike said it overuses one joke and that's just fine. <i>Lu</i> 18:18, November 12, 2012 (UTC)<small>13:17 12-Nov-12</small>
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edit 🔒 Quiz H T D Survivor Archive

Score: 2 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 763 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. No comments--TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 21:07, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Replace. If anyone would like to take on the task, that is. With an actual article on quizzes, not a quiz. ConCass2 (talk) 20:54, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. The concept is worthwhile, though doesn't get beyond "pages that look like the things they are about." The body is executed with no skill at all, even at typing in English. This would be easy for someone to do well. Spıke ¬ 11:15 23-Jun-14
    Rescinded after Simsie's work. No longer executed with no skill at all, but still doesn't get beyond "pages that look like the things they are about." Exam does it better. Spıke ¬ 09:32 21-Jul-14
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  1. I made some modifications, and hope it has improved enough. Yes, I made up a word, and some better answers to the questions. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:34, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. 762 hours, no consensus. Kept. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 16:00, July 24, 2014 (UTC)

edit Self Promotion H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 725 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Only one joke, and not a very good one (a page that is self promotion). Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:07, June 24, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. As this piece of vanity has been on the site since 2007, I'll suppress the notion to just huff it administratively. "Look at me, I'm breaking the rule" against planting links to userspace in the encyclopedia. An article on Self Promotion (should be "Self-promotion") that self-promotes is not a joke but a conundrum, and it has nothing else going for it. Spıke ¬ 11:18 24-Jun-14
    Symbol delete vote Delete.--TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 16:51, June 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Self abuse. Go. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:00, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Don't have time to re-write it. Maybe at a much later date as a new article. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:26, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep (Formaly Delete) Now that it is rewritten TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:57, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
    It isn't. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:26, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
    Well it's better than the old one TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:38, July 10, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Now that is indeed a joke and not real self-promotion, it may be salvaged. ConCass2 (talk) 22:30, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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  • I don't know if it's possible, but is there a way to replace all the links to the reader's userpage instead of the author's? You know, if there is some sort of Template:Username link that would work that way (so that is a joke instead of actual self-promotion)? ConCass2 (talk) 12:12, June 26, 2014 (UTC)
  • Possible. Look! However, another problem is that it is one of the main jokes, and the content itself is pretty weak. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:20, June 26, 2014 (UTC)
  • Attempting a re-write. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:22, June 28, 2014 (UTC)
  • I'm going to replace the links with Special:Mypage, since I for one really don't give a shit about who User:Dantoller may be. Perhaps we could have one section dedicated to this joke so that it doesn't go stale? ConCass2 (talk) 20:40, July 1, 2014 (UTC)
  • ScottPat replaced the links with links to a FA collaboration of his (and mine); while that is self-promotion, it's hardly clear to the reader. The article is more cryptic than before. Spıke ¬ 10:29 5-Jul-14
    I didn't just replace links. I attempted to write the article as a sport (it isn't finished only intro done). Looking back the Cotswold Olimpicks thing was overdoing the secondary theme of self promotion but it was more aimed at the appearance of the Olimpicks advertising itself on an encyclopedia instead of me, the author advertising myself, a joke that no one but Spike and I could have got. It hasn't been finished though and probably deserves deletion as I have very little time to finish it. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:26, July 7, 2014 (UTC)

edit Woof H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 150 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. After cleaning up this gassy article from 2006, it still has nothing to say about an invented disease. Spıke ¬ 09:42 18-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Doggone, please. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:10, July 19, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:35, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Asexuality H T D Featured Tag article

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 141 hours
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  1. This article may have one or too jokes, but not enough BS and satire to be an Uncyclopedia article. It is basically a slightly "funnier" Wikipedia article. We also already have an article on Asexual.Grandpafreddie (talk) 18:45, July 18, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It is clear from the first sentence that this article is joking. I don't like the patches of self-reference, but it was voted onto our main page and ought not be deleted. Having multiple articles on related or even identical topics is explicitly permitted. Spıke ¬ 18:48 18-Jul-14
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  • I'm no expert, but I'm sure that admins automatically "keep" featured articles or something like that. Also, this article is bigger and much more elaborate than the article you linked to. Speaking of which, why do several articles have duplicates? I mean, there are two different articles for dog and dogs. I'm sure we only need one for asexuality. ConCass2 (talk) 18:52, July 18, 2014 (UTC)
    It is not automatic for me, though deleting an FA should take more than a routine vote at this forum. Most of the other Admins do treat it as a hard-and-fast rule. Again, having only one Uncyclopedia article per subject is a giant non-goal. We explain the utility of multiple competing versions at HTBFANJS#Write nonsense well. Spıke ¬ 03:13 19-Jul-14

edit Undictionary:Ethnic H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 95 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is more offensive than funny. And I don't even belong to any of the listed ethnic groups. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 17:12, July 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Any humor relies on the belief that "italian, amerindian, jew, asian, oriental, nigger or gypsy" is inherently funny without working at it. We call this fallacy listcruft, even before it gives offense. Spıke ¬ 23:15 20-Jul-14
  3. As above TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:21, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yeugh! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:43, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Undictionary:Fukle H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 68 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:32, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Misspelling the Highland negative conjunction fuck-all is not funny but merely cutesy. It also guarantees that no one will look up this entry. Spıke ¬ 20:00 21-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. C.U.Jimmy. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:51, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That kid at the mall H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 68 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is too stupid or me to waste my words on TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:48, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author has someone in mind, but I guess you just had to be there. "That kid at the mall can usually be found in big name stores like Sears, JC Penney, Target and Wal-Mart." Get it? Get it? Spıke ¬ 20:03 21-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mostly a rant about kids who misbehave in malls or big stores. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 16:17, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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edit 🔒 Eclipse H T D Survivor Archive

Score: 4 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 62 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The only things this page has going for it is (1) randomization of facts in the very first paragraph, and (2) the fact that the article on Eclipse is eclipsed by a big ellipse. That's clever, then? Yawn. Spıke ¬ 02:11 22-Jul-14
    Anon last night removed the ellipse, which improves the article, except that it still has only one paragraph with humor. For remedy, see Comments. Spıke ¬ 11:36 23-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. As above + You can't read anything TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:34, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
    If you have a long-rather-than-wide screen, or disable images, you will see that the entire body is a spork of Wikipedia with no humor anywhere. That is: It is not comedy writing but a single pictorial gimmick. Spıke ¬ 11:32 22-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dumb. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:46, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Replace. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 16:21, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Finish deleting this, as my replacement article ditches the eclipse ellipse, takes the unfunny sporked text, and makes it funnier. Spıke ¬ 03:28 23-Jul-14

edit Oh my God! You're going to Hell! H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 44 hours
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  1. Wait, I've been a good, religious, crime-free, charitable person my whole life and yet I have to go to Hell now for stumbling on this Uncyclopedia article? Well, that sucks. So, Symbol delete vote delete this bad news. ConCass2 (talk) 19:36, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unclever cruft from 2009 merely rants at the reader. Spıke ¬ 19:58 22-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Just so damn stupid TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 18:44, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Bumblefuck H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 29 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A short walk from 2009 through memes, trite themes like Nobody Cares, and a big dollop of Retard Humor. Spıke ¬ 11:07 23-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Hitler came in and decide send everyone" is enough to make me vote "delete". The pictures are also really bad. ConCass2 (talk) 09:56, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. As above TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:33, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Sir Crap Alot H D

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Elapsed Time: 26 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crappy writing, plus writing about crap. Spıke ¬ 14:24 23-Jul-14
  2. Symbol wtf vote WTF? TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 16:10, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
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edit UnNews:Upper Peninsula of Michigan Declares Independence H D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 5 hours
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"It is also rumored that France has already sent the King of New Canada their white flag of surrender in case of a future invasion." Hahaha so funny. It's sooooo funny & no stupid I'm going to say Symbol keep vote Keep. Symbol delete vote Delete. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:41, July 24, 2014 (UTC)

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edit Corpse H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 4 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lists. No humor. Spıke ¬ 12:14 24-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. As above TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 14:29, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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