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#{{Delete}} After cleaning up this gassy article from 2006, it still has nothing to say about an invented disease. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>09:42 18-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Doggone, please. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 19:10, July 19, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} A real article about a real person. Much better than the other one we used to have (see '''Comments'''), uses decent writing style, even has a comedy strategy (politely soft-pedaling genocide, and later implying that Goering himself might have edited the article). Not delete-worthy. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:04 11-Nov-12</small>
 
#{{keep}} Best line in the article: "often spelled Goering due to wartime shortages of umlauted characters" {{User:Qzekrom/sig8}} 18:56, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Not funny at all...--{{User:Sinner George/sig}} 13:57, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
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#This article may have one or too jokes, but not enough BS and satire to be an Uncyclopedia article. It is basically a slightly "funnier" Wikipedia article. We also already have an article on [[Asexual]].[[User:Grandpafreddie|Grandpafreddie]] ([[User talk:Grandpafreddie|talk]]) 18:45, July 18, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} It is clear from the first sentence that this article is joking. I don't like the patches of self-reference, but it was voted onto our main page and ought not be deleted. Having multiple articles on related or even identical topics is explicitly permitted. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:48 18-Jul-14</small>
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*We deleted the other one; see [[Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive268#H.W. Goering]]. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:59 11-Nov-12</small>
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*I'm no expert, but I'm sure that admins automatically "keep" featured articles or something like that. Also, this article is bigger and much more elaborate than the article you linked to. Speaking of which, why do several articles have duplicates? I mean, there are two different articles for [[dog]] and [[dogs]]. I'm sure we only need one for asexuality. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 18:52, July 18, 2014 (UTC)
*'''Page moved.''' The page used to be named "Hermann Goering (politician)"; the current name was a disambiguation page to here and to the other article that we deleted. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:09 11-Nov-12</small> PS--I changed "Hermann Goering (politician)" to a redirect but it is now deleted via QVFD. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:58 15-Nov-12</small>
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*:It is not automatic for me, though deleting an FA should take more than a routine vote at this forum. Most of the other Admins do treat it as a hard-and-fast rule. Again, having only one Uncyclopedia article per subject is a giant non-goal. We explain the utility of multiple competing versions at [[HTBFANJS#Write nonsense well]]. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>03:13 19-Jul-14</small>
 
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#{{Keep}} I still get a laugh when I'm having a bad day when I get on here and look at this article. Personally, I think it should just be kept for how it can brighten any day, except Oscar Wilde's. [[User:ResurrectedSage|RS]] ([[User talk:ResurrectedSage|talk]]) 22:13, November 10, 2012 (UTC)
 
#'''KEEP''' There's just no point in deleting this. {{User:Matt lobster/sig}} 22:36, November 10, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{keep}}--{{User:Mr-ex777/sig}} 02:58, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} It's just a mostly-sexual list of crap not really about Oscar Wilde. I've already had my run in with sexually crude things not being funny and I find this to be no different. When it's not sexual, it's "Your Mom" and similar jokes of immature level. --LuMontyZ Was Here 19:21, November 10, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 19:32, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
#:I have a similar problem with gratuitous potty humor. However, Oscar Wilde is not only Uncyclopedia's Patron Meme but a gay pervert, and thus the perfect Wildeism is gratuitous potty humor that is not really about Oscar Wilde. In fact, Wildeisms that don't have some sort of double meaning ought to be eliminated. I'm holding off voting; don't remember the details, but I seem to recall that all the site's Wildeisms are cross-linked; I got VFD's approval two years ago to delete some component of this and found I had to undo my work. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:35 10-Nov-12</small>
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#{{Delete}} Misspelling the Highland negative conjunction '''fuck-all''' is not funny but merely cutesy. It also guarantees that no one will look up this entry. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:00 21-Jul-14</small>
#{{delete}} Unnecessary, we have [[Uncyclopedia:Wilde]]. {{User:Qzekrom/sig8}} 22:19, November 10, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} C.U.Jimmy. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 16:51, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Making up a word does not make it funny. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 23:38, July 27, 2014 (UTC)
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*Don't know how nominator got this nomination to be born with an age of 5 hours (probably cut-and-pasting the timestamp) but I've set it to the timestamp of his signature. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:35 10-Nov-12</small>
 
*Sorry about the timestamp deal. I just copied the template like the instructions said. Thanks for fixing it. I guess my beef with this article is that because it's "The Patron meme" it's fine, but my former article that revolved around Fire Emblem, shipping, and crude jokes about the shipping was delete after vote because it was "too crude." I just want some consistency here. LuMontyZ Was Here 17:40, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
 
*:Consistency? Dream on! {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:42 11-Nov-12</small>
 
*:Seriously, I try to show consistency (because it makes me more persuasive and proves that a Delete vote is not personal) but it is not required. Voters on VFD are voters, not paper-graders, and are allowed to vote any way for any reason; if they have criteria, they are allowed to have as many exceptions and special cases as to seem that there are no principles at all--though, again, that is less persuasive than consistency. Voters above all are not required to have the '''same''' criteria for what should stay and what should go. You ought not nominate something on VFD as real or perceived retaliation for the deletion of an article of yours. In addition, "too crude" might not mean vulgarity or sexual references; it might mean crude typography or facile humor, such as puns on people's names. It's conventional here to include [[User:SPIKE|links]] to what you are talking about so we can see for ourselves and perhaps give you more relevant advice. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:01 12-Nov-12</small>
 
*I get what you mean completely. It isn't personal. In fact, if I knew that this page was the Patron Meme of this site I wouldn't have bothered. I suppose as an aspiring math teacher I've been trying to grade papers. I hope I didn't come across as petty or angry. This is the article[[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:LuMontyZ/Fire_Emblem:_Abridged]] specifically the version before today's edit. I appreciate any feedback. LuMontyZ 04:16, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
 
*:No need to feel that you shouldn't have VFD'ed the article. Any article, no matter how hallowed, shouldn't be allowed to stick around if it is a tedious mess, like this one. Somebody should reach in there and kick just about 90% of these "quotes" out on their sorry asses, for being devoid of humor.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121113163510}}
 
*::It was I who nominated that article of yours for deletion (see [[Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion/Archive265#Fire_Emblem:_Abridged|archive 265]]) and I have now given you a detailed review on your user page. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:05 14-Nov-12</small>
 
*I'm glad someone agrees! I'm not sorry, it's just the feeling when you find out how, to use your word BizzeeBeever, hallowed something is. Then comes the feeling that says it's untouchable. <i>Lu</i> 00:15, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} This is too stupid or me to waste my words on {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 19:48, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Author has someone in mind, but I guess you just had to be there. "That kid at the mall can usually be found in big name stores like Sears, JC Penney, Target and Wal-Mart." Get it? Get it? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:03 21-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Mostly a rant about kids who misbehave in malls or big stores. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 16:17, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#Ehhh. I get the "joke" here, and it isn't funny.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121108161835}}
 
#{{Delete}} I didn't even get that far. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:33 8-Nov-12</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} What else??--{{User:Sinner George/sig}} 23:03, November 10, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
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# Wait, I've been a good, religious, crime-free, charitable person my whole life and yet I have to go to Hell now for stumbling on this Uncyclopedia article? Well, that sucks. So, {{Delete|delete}} this bad news. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 19:36, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Unclever cruft from 2009 merely rants at the reader. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:58 22-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete|Just so damn stupid}} {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 18:44, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Stub it out - right out. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 09:33, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
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# We get it. <Your_city_here/> is a horrible, horrible nightmare of a place, filled with chavs, drunken chavs, drunken chavs having sex, drunken chavs having drunken ''gay'' sex, [[OVER 9000|several]] traffic circles, and (for a bit of variety) ...some chavs. If you don't like your town/city/state/province/country, please feel free to die or move away. ''Just take your shitty article with you.'' {{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121104163628}}
 
# Delete as '''Vanity'''. Besides, why is this located at "Basingstoke" and not "Basingrad"? {{User:Qzekrom/sig8}} 18:52, November 4, 2012 (UTC)
 
#:Because Basingstoke is the name of a city and thus a valid name for an encyclopedia article; whereas Basingrad is the punch line of a joke (a trite joke, styling a place after the Soviet Union), which no one is going to type. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:32 4-Nov-12</small>
 
 
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*{{Abstain}} All of the humor is trite and none of it is clever. But I would not see, in our campaign against chavcruft, a new, large hole open up at Basingstoke, a few miles away from the gaping hole at Reading, where we have no article (not even for that [[Pennsylvania|other]] Reading in that other Berkshire that is pronounced the way it's written) and people mentioning snooker tournaments have to use a link to book-[[Reading]]. We are laying waste to the English countryside. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:31 4-Nov-12</small>
 
*I have been to Basingstoke so I will have to abstain in case that visit left me biased in either direction. --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 22:09, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
 
*:Then you ought not just abstain but '''repair'''. I was driven through Basingstoke once on my way to work in [[Reading]]. It had an ICL plant and a cinema. Slough, now that (phew!) deserves a replacement article. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:06 12-Nov-12</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete}} A short walk from 2009 through memes, trite themes like Nobody Cares, and a big dollop of Retard Humor. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:07 23-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} "Hitler came in and decide send everyone" is enough to make me vote "delete". The pictures are also really bad. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 09:56, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} As above {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 10:33, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#The ''quintessence'' of a horrible, horrible Uncyclopedia article. Randomness, bad language, and pointless lists searching for a concept which floats somewhere, out there, just over the horizon, and permanently out of reach.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121104152531}}
 
#{{Delete}} And don't forget: Make gay sex the principal theme. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:42 4-Nov-12</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Can't stand reading it all!--{{User:Sinner George/sig}} 23:05, November 10, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Listing very badly, shipping bilge water by the ton. --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 22:12, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Crappy writing, plus writing about crap. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:24 23-Jul-14</small>
#{{Delete}} Some author thinks that the Grue is so delightful and fundamental that writing anything to do with it will let him fit in, and that reversing the letters to bloviate about the Eurg is just another base he must touch. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:46 4-Nov-12</small>
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#{{WTF}} {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 16:10, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Lamer than the lamest llama going. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 09:30, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
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#"It is also rumored that France has already sent the King of New Canada their white flag of surrender in case of a future invasion." Hahaha so funny. It's sooooo [[Stupid|funny]] & no [[Funny|stupid]] I'm going to say <s>{{Keep}}</s> {{Delete}} {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 10:41, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#This 2008 UnNews is not excellent; it is not based on real news (though it does concede that with {{Tl|Original}}) and is mostly ridicule of Michiganders and a rant about former Rep. Stupak. But it is not delete-worthy. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:43 25-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Lists. No humor. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:14 24-Jul-14</small>
#{{Delete}} Shit jokes and Nigger jokes. I feel the author went on from this unfunny character assassination to author several of the year's political campaigns around here. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:49 4-Nov-12</small>
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#{{Delete}} As above {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 14:29, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Listing and sinking rapidly. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 09:31, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} This is featured?? {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 12:06, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} This was featured back in 2007 apparently. Back in those days even Wikipedia was sub-par, let alone Uncyclopedia. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 09:17, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Keep}} A real article about a real British film reviewer, based on real things. Unfortunately, it's primarily based on one real thing--the subject's speech impediment--until author titles the fifth section: '''OK, so this whole 'R' joke is getting a bit shit now'''. Overuses quotes, memes, gay humor, and the one real joke. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:59 4-Nov-12</small>
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#{{Keep}} I will anticipate other Admins and say that the usefulness of showing what we used to be outweighs the joy of nuking a bad and ranty article. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:47 26-Jul-14</small>
#{{Keep}} It didn't make me laugh out loud but it was funny. As Spike said it overuses one joke and that's just fine. <i>Lu</i> 18:18, November 12, 2012 (UTC)<small>13:17 12-Nov-12</small>
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#{{KEEP}} For historical value and the fact that so many other articles link here. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 23:34, July 27, 2014 (UTC)
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#Hello! I bwought this hewe because I don't know if it's any good, ow if it's any bad, and also because I don't know who "Jonathan Woss" is. It weads like Elmuh-Fudd-style gibbewish to me.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121104131231}}
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Google retrieves a website called <code>MovieStarPlanet</code>, but by either spelling, it is not big enough to have a Wikipedia page. Anons recently have taken our article further in the same direction: Using this website to rant about fools and unfairness at some other website. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:39 25-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} This isn't important, ergo we don't need this article that is awful enough anyway, even if it were important. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 09:12, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
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#This WINNER article features a factual look at the console with a few wisecracks about WINNERS and other consoles. There is some banter, but instead of complete bollocks and warped facts it's simple plain sarcasm. If voting {{delete}} on such a WINNER article makes me a LOSER then so be it. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 09:24, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
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*Author {{U|EpicWinner}} "signs" yet another article with his WINNER/LOSER trademark, which is either an extreme inside joke or his candidate for a new and unneeded website meme. The article palpably wants to inform the reader more than amuse him. However, it's from earlier this same year, and EpicWinner is almost an active Uncyclopedian, who takes recommendations from others. So there might be a way to improve this short of deleting it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:45 26-Jul-14</small>
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edit Woof H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 239 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. After cleaning up this gassy article from 2006, it still has nothing to say about an invented disease. Spıke ¬ 09:42 18-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Doggone, please. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:10, July 19, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:35, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Asexuality H T D Featured Tag article

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  1. This article may have one or too jokes, but not enough BS and satire to be an Uncyclopedia article. It is basically a slightly "funnier" Wikipedia article. We also already have an article on Asexual.Grandpafreddie (talk) 18:45, July 18, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It is clear from the first sentence that this article is joking. I don't like the patches of self-reference, but it was voted onto our main page and ought not be deleted. Having multiple articles on related or even identical topics is explicitly permitted. Spıke ¬ 18:48 18-Jul-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Good Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:26, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
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  • I'm no expert, but I'm sure that admins automatically "keep" featured articles or something like that. Also, this article is bigger and much more elaborate than the article you linked to. Speaking of which, why do several articles have duplicates? I mean, there are two different articles for dog and dogs. I'm sure we only need one for asexuality. ConCass2 (talk) 18:52, July 18, 2014 (UTC)
    It is not automatic for me, though deleting an FA should take more than a routine vote at this forum. Most of the other Admins do treat it as a hard-and-fast rule. Again, having only one Uncyclopedia article per subject is a giant non-goal. We explain the utility of multiple competing versions at HTBFANJS#Write nonsense well. Spıke ¬ 03:13 19-Jul-14

edit Undictionary:Fukle H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:32, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Misspelling the Highland negative conjunction fuck-all is not funny but merely cutesy. It also guarantees that no one will look up this entry. Spıke ¬ 20:00 21-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. C.U.Jimmy. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:51, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Making up a word does not make it funny. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:38, July 27, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That kid at the mall H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is too stupid or me to waste my words on TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:48, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author has someone in mind, but I guess you just had to be there. "That kid at the mall can usually be found in big name stores like Sears, JC Penney, Target and Wal-Mart." Get it? Get it? Spıke ¬ 20:03 21-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mostly a rant about kids who misbehave in malls or big stores. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 16:17, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Oh my God! You're going to Hell! H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Wait, I've been a good, religious, crime-free, charitable person my whole life and yet I have to go to Hell now for stumbling on this Uncyclopedia article? Well, that sucks. So, Symbol delete vote delete this bad news. ConCass2 (talk) 19:36, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unclever cruft from 2009 merely rants at the reader. Spıke ¬ 19:58 22-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Just so damn stupid TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 18:44, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stub it out - right out. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:33, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:35, July 27, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Bumblefuck H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 118 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A short walk from 2009 through memes, trite themes like Nobody Cares, and a big dollop of Retard Humor. Spıke ¬ 11:07 23-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Hitler came in and decide send everyone" is enough to make me vote "delete". The pictures are also really bad. ConCass2 (talk) 09:56, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. As above TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:33, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Sir Crap Alot H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crappy writing, plus writing about crap. Spıke ¬ 14:24 23-Jul-14
  2. Symbol wtf vote WTF? TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 16:10, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lamer than the lamest llama going. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:30, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
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edit UnNews:Upper Peninsula of Michigan Declares Independence H D

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 94 hours
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  1. "It is also rumored that France has already sent the King of New Canada their white flag of surrender in case of a future invasion." Hahaha so funny. It's sooooo funny & no stupid I'm going to say Symbol keep vote Keep. Symbol delete vote Delete. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:41, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. This 2008 UnNews is not excellent; it is not based on real news (though it does concede that with {{Original}}) and is mostly ridicule of Michiganders and a rant about former Rep. Stupak. But it is not delete-worthy. Spıke ¬ 17:43 25-Jul-14
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edit Corpse H D

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Elapsed Time: 93 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lists. No humor. Spıke ¬ 12:14 24-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. As above TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 14:29, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Listing and sinking rapidly. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:31, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
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edit You Are Dead H T D Featured Tag article

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Elapsed Time: 69 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is featured?? TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 12:06, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This was featured back in 2007 apparently. Back in those days even Wikipedia was sub-par, let alone Uncyclopedia. ConCass2 (talk) 09:17, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I will anticipate other Admins and say that the usefulness of showing what we used to be outweighs the joy of nuking a bad and ranty article. Spıke ¬ 12:47 26-Jul-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. For historical value and the fact that so many other articles link here. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:34, July 27, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Movie Star Planet H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 63 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Google retrieves a website called MovieStarPlanet, but by either spelling, it is not big enough to have a Wikipedia page. Anons recently have taken our article further in the same direction: Using this website to rant about fools and unfairness at some other website. Spıke ¬ 17:39 25-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This isn't important, ergo we don't need this article that is awful enough anyway, even if it were important. ConCass2 (talk) 09:12, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Philips CD-i H D Tag article

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 48 hours
Delete (2)
  1. This WINNER article features a factual look at the console with a few wisecracks about WINNERS and other consoles. There is some banter, but instead of complete bollocks and warped facts it's simple plain sarcasm. If voting Symbol delete vote Delete. on such a WINNER article makes me a LOSER then so be it. ConCass2 (talk) 09:24, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
  2. “I wonder what's for dinner.”
    ~ King Harkinian on the meaning of life

That & ConCass' comment is enough for me to say Symbol delete vote Delete.. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 12:33, July 26, 2014 (UTC)

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  • Author EpicWinner "signs" yet another article with his WINNER/LOSER trademark, which is either an extreme inside joke or his candidate for a new and unneeded website meme. The article palpably wants to inform the reader more than amuse him. However, it's from earlier this same year, and EpicWinner is almost an active Uncyclopedian, who takes recommendations from others. So there might be a way to improve this short of deleting it. Spıke ¬ 12:45 26-Jul-14
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