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#{{Delete}} You see, the reader who knows the expression "Blue Screen of Death" will naturally type "Red Screen of Death" to see if we happen to have such an article. And will encounter Sandbox-quality drivel. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:56 17-Jan-15</small>
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#Terrible shitty stupidness. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 03:09, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} It's that time of year; let's try again. '''No original humor''' anywhere, just a catalog of already-funny things that other people say elsewhere. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:47 20-Jan-15</small>
#Extremely messy, I would suggest putting a template on the page but since the page has been inactive for months I don't think there's any point. --[[User:Owen12345|Owen12345]] ([[User talk:Owen12345|talk]]) 03:32, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Painfully long list and not funny. [[User:Adamwashere|Adamwashere]] ([[User talk:Adamwashere|talk]]) 03:04, January 21, 2015 (UTC)Adamwashere
#Cruft {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|04:02 30 Jul}}
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#{{Obliterate}} Which is my preferred term over nuke for quotes and lists. [[User:Ye Blacke Adder|Ye Blacke Adder]] ([[User talk:Ye Blacke Adder|talk]]) 14:58, January 21, 2015 (UTC)
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#Tschit. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 18:51, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Unless a member of the Cabal can provide some Yiddish insight, I presume that Mr. Michael Tschiderer owes money to the author. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:10 29-Jul-12</small>
 
 
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*Looks like it has been posted in from elsewhere. Best person to ask is user {{u|RAF Packington}} --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 14:40, January 21, 2015 (UTC)
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*:And what would I ask him? I stipulate that these are witty things that airmen say, and still think the article should go. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:57 21-Jan-15</small>
 
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#{{keep|Better than [[User:ChiefjusticeDS]]}} {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 05:58, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{KeepRed|Zombiebaron.}} --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 18:52, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{User:Saberwolf116/Disintegrate|Zombiebaron.}} I just realized...Zombiebaron is a zombie. Ergo, he should be dead. Ergo, WE MUST KILL HIM! [[User:Saberwolf116|Saberwolf116]] ([[User talk:Saberwolf116|talk]]) 05:54, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#Sure why not. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 17:31, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#Zombiebaron --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 19:54, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
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#{{Abstain|Zombiebaron.}} {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''00:46, 30 July 2012''</small>
 
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#{{Delete|Not notable.}} An article about a play written and performed at a certain high school, on the site since 2005. Being updated as the same high school plans to perform it again. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:32 26-Jan-15</small>
#{{KeepRed}} I like it. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 14:55, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Local playcruft? --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 14:52, January 26, 2015 (UTC)
#{{Keep|Yes.}} {{User:Kip the Dip/sig}} <small>18:26, Jul. 28, 2012</small>
 
#I find it ironic that Frosty wants to delete a page that pretty much embodies his beliefs in relation to our gamespace. So to answer Frosty's question, ''you care.'' {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''00:39, 30 July 2012''</small>
 
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#{{delete}} Crap. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 01:53, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Parc. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 14:51, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Obliterate}} By noobs, for noobs. Noobs: Please don't bother me with this shit, I'm trying to watch polar bears and a soccer game at the same time. ~ {{User:Qzekrom/sig7}} 21:13, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Keep}} Lacks humor? The article morphs the common pedestrian street sign into a Chinese podiatrist; a serious bio, until you read closely, with outrageous pix with more outrageous captions in a send-off of health care via franchise. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:01,18:37 27-Jul-12</small>
 
#idk it's not that bad. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 22:36, July 27, 2012 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#A good concept, but...it lacks...what's it called...humour, that's it. --{{User:Oliphaunte/sig2}} 21:03, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
 
#What? --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 22:17, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
 
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#{{Keep}} A real place, and it tries to be a real article. Saberwolf, rambling consists of random sentences; the sentences here are not very funny but are based on actual references to Danish stuff. Needs quoticide, listicide, and then better writing. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:43 27-Jul-12</small>
 
#:In that case, I nominate YOU, sir.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120728120822}}
 
#::Have done a copy-edit. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:47 28-Jul-12</small>
 
#While this article is still kind of messy and it wouldn't hurt to remove the last navbox (which I have already done), I think this article has potential to live and become a quality article. I say '''Keep''' and put a stub or fix tag on it. ~ {{User:Qzekrom/sig7}} 21:22, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
#'''Keep''' Spike has lezzed this up a little. {{User:Matt lobster/sig}} 23:18, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
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#{{User:Saberwolf116/Disintegrate}} Silly, idiotic, rambling article. [[User:Saberwolf116|Saberwolf116]] ([[User talk:Saberwolf116|talk]]) 17:27, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
 
#Gack! --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 21:53, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
 
#Love the [[:File:Pharaoh Dumeses I.jpg|photoshop]] (which came from somewhere else, OF COURSE). Hate the article.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120727072723}}
 
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== Walt Disney ==
 
 
ake it down.now.Walt disney was not a fucking sexist, and you're forgetting all the great things he ever fucking did for us. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING THAT WALT HAD SEX 2,000 TIMES YOU DUMBASSES! This guy is one of my idols. I don't care a bit about all these shit people write about him! R.I.P. Walt Disney, and thanks for all your wonderful, timeless animated movies!!! GODDAMIT THIS FUCKING SITE JUST FUCKING RUINED MY CHILDHOOD YOU MORONS!! - waltdisneyfan999
 

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edit Red Screen of Death H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. You see, the reader who knows the expression "Blue Screen of Death" will naturally type "Red Screen of Death" to see if we happen to have such an article. And will encounter Sandbox-quality drivel. Spıke Ѧ 01:56 17-Jan-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:35, January 23, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Air Force Slang H T D Survivor

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's that time of year; let's try again. No original humor anywhere, just a catalog of already-funny things that other people say elsewhere. Spıke Ѧ 22:47 20-Jan-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Painfully long list and not funny. Adamwashere (talk) 03:04, January 21, 2015 (UTC)Adamwashere
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Which is my preferred term over nuke for quotes and lists. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 14:58, January 21, 2015 (UTC)
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  • Looks like it has been posted in from elsewhere. Best person to ask is user RAF Packington --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:40, January 21, 2015 (UTC)
    And what would I ask him? I stipulate that these are witty things that airmen say, and still think the article should go. Spıke Ѧ 14:57 21-Jan-15

edit Puck's Potion H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Not notable. An article about a play written and performed at a certain high school, on the site since 2005. Being updated as the same high school plans to perform it again. Spıke Ѧ 01:32 26-Jan-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Local playcruft? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:52, January 26, 2015 (UTC)
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