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#{{Delete}} Chyna is a transsexual stage wrestler who has done porn films. This article goes in a single, predictable direction (down). {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:18 7-May-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} I gave up after the first sentence. [[User:BrokenKnives|BrokenKnives]] ([[User talk:BrokenKnives|talk]]) 17:35, May 9, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} {{User:ScottPat/sig4}} 08:16, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 11:19, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{For}} A tad hard to delete this, though not a feature as such. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 20:25, May 13, 2015 (UTC)
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#:Why? Is the article internet famous? {{User:ScottPat/sig4}} 19:00, May 18, 2015 (UTC)
 
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#Terrible shitty stupidness. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 03:09, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} All the original humor was by Adolf Hitler; no particularly original take by {{U|Thetoastman}} in 2006. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>01:55 10-May-15</small>
#Extremely messy, I would suggest putting a template on the page but since the page has been inactive for months I don't think there's any point. --[[User:Owen12345|Owen12345]] ([[User talk:Owen12345|talk]]) 03:32, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
 
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#Tschit. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 18:51, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Unless a member of the Cabal can provide some Yiddish insight, I presume that Mr. Michael Tschiderer owes money to the author. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:10 29-Jul-12</small>
 
 
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*This is a tough one for me. I read it through and laughed a lot. I find it quite funny. However, a quick google search brings up this: http://walterhumala.deviantart.com/art/A-day-at-the-barn-with-hitler-45718057, from 2006 and I can't tell whether the text was copied from Uncyclopedia along with the picture or if this was not an original concept from Uncyclopedia. Also the title is a punch line that no one will search for which means this doesn't really work on Uncyclopedia. If the humour is original, I would urge it to be kept in some shape or form (either put it in user space or re-title it) because I found it quite amusing. If it isn't original it should be deleted. {{User:ScottPat/sig4}} 08:06, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
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*:To follow that link, even Mr. Humala says it isn't his invention, but based on a Nazi recruitment pamphlet (at the heart of Bob the Builder). It is at deviantART and here to celebrate the macabre and not to amuse — never achieving Gallows Humor at the gas chambers. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:40 10-May-15</small>
 
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#{{keep|Better than [[User:ChiefjusticeDS]]}} {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 05:58, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{KeepRed|Zombiebaron.}} --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 18:52, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{User:Saberwolf116/Disintegrate|Zombiebaron.}} I just realized...Zombiebaron is a zombie. Ergo, he should be dead. Ergo, WE MUST KILL HIM! [[User:Saberwolf116|Saberwolf116]] ([[User talk:Saberwolf116|talk]]) 05:54, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#Sure why not. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 17:31, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#Zombiebaron --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 19:54, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
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#{{KeepRed}} I like it. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 14:55, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep|Yes.}} {{User:Kip the Dip/sig}} <small>18:26, Jul. 28, 2012</small>
 
#I find it ironic that Frosty wants to delete a page that pretty much embodies his beliefs in relation to our gamespace. So to answer Frosty's question, ''you care.'' {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''00:39, 30 July 2012''</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete}} An attempt to highlight the link between the meanings of the word Labour in political parties and in childbirth. Ends up with an un-funny result. A re-write would be welcome, however having a page of Labour Parties seems odd when there is little connecting them but the name. {{User:ScottPat/sig4}} 13:54, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} I am unaware of any "Labor Party" in a nation using the American dialect of English, and indeed this is by near-Admin {{U|Mnbvcxz}} (Creation Summary: "Just to clarify, this is parody, and I do NOT have a birth fetish....") He has a big one, but this article set out to do something funny (blur labour with childbearing) and succeeded. It is not the topical approach nominator, or I, would have taken to a political topic, but it is a valid, pun-based comedy approach. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:58 11-May-15</small>
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#{{delete}} Crap. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 01:53, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Parc. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 14:51, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Obliterate}} By noobs, for noobs. Noobs: Please don't bother me with this shit, I'm trying to watch polar bears and a soccer game at the same time. ~ {{User:Qzekrom/sig7}} 21:13, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
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*Not to be confused with [[Labour Party (UK)]]. {{User:ScottPat/sig4}} 13:54, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
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*Not to be confused with the Labor Party in Australia either. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 20:30, May 13, 2015 (UTC)
 
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#{{Keep}} Lacks humor? The article morphs the common pedestrian street sign into a Chinese podiatrist; a serious bio, until you read closely, with outrageous pix with more outrageous captions in a send-off of health care via franchise. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:01,18:37 27-Jul-12</small>
 
#idk it's not that bad. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 22:36, July 27, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Could have been a fun treatise on the famous Senior Moment. What it is is a listy ramble. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:28 13-May-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} A rambling writing technique would work well on an article that explains the mishaps a person with a rambling mind suffers through. Unfortunately it lacks substance and is listy. {{User:ScottPat/sig4}} 19:01, May 18, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} A real place, and it tries to be a real article. Saberwolf, rambling consists of random sentences; the sentences here are not very funny but are based on actual references to Danish stuff. Needs quoticide, listicide, and then better writing. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:43 27-Jul-12</small>
 
#:In that case, I nominate YOU, sir.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120728120822}}
 
#::Have done a copy-edit. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:47 28-Jul-12</small>
 
#While this article is still kind of messy and it wouldn't hurt to remove the last navbox (which I have already done), I think this article has potential to live and become a quality article. I say '''Keep''' and put a stub or fix tag on it. ~ {{User:Qzekrom/sig7}} 21:22, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
#'''Keep''' Spike has lezzed this up a little. {{User:Matt lobster/sig}} 23:18, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
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#{{User:Saberwolf116/Disintegrate}} Silly, idiotic, rambling article. [[User:Saberwolf116|Saberwolf116]] ([[User talk:Saberwolf116|talk]]) 17:27, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
 
#Gack! --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 21:53, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
 
#Love the [[:File:Pharaoh Dumeses I.jpg|photoshop]] (which came from somewhere else, OF COURSE). Hate the article.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120727072723}}
 
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== Walt Disney ==
 
 
ake it down.now.Walt disney was not a fucking sexist, and you're forgetting all the great things he ever fucking did for us. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING THAT WALT HAD SEX 2,000 TIMES YOU DUMBASSES! This guy is one of my idols. I don't care a bit about all these shit people write about him! R.I.P. Walt Disney, and thanks for all your wonderful, timeless animated movies!!! GODDAMIT THIS FUCKING SITE JUST FUCKING RUINED MY CHILDHOOD YOU MORONS!! - waltdisneyfan999
 

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Chyna is a transsexual stage wrestler who has done porn films. This article goes in a single, predictable direction (down). Spıke Ѧ 23:18 7-May-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I gave up after the first sentence. BrokenKnives (talk) 17:35, May 9, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 08:16, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol for vote For. A tad hard to delete this, though not a feature as such. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:25, May 13, 2015 (UTC)
    Why? Is the article internet famous? SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 19:00, May 18, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. All the original humor was by Adolf Hitler; no particularly original take by Thetoastman in 2006. Spıke Ѧ 01:55 10-May-15
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  • This is a tough one for me. I read it through and laughed a lot. I find it quite funny. However, a quick google search brings up this: http://walterhumala.deviantart.com/art/A-day-at-the-barn-with-hitler-45718057, from 2006 and I can't tell whether the text was copied from Uncyclopedia along with the picture or if this was not an original concept from Uncyclopedia. Also the title is a punch line that no one will search for which means this doesn't really work on Uncyclopedia. If the humour is original, I would urge it to be kept in some shape or form (either put it in user space or re-title it) because I found it quite amusing. If it isn't original it should be deleted. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 08:06, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
    To follow that link, even Mr. Humala says it isn't his invention, but based on a Nazi recruitment pamphlet (at the heart of Bob the Builder). It is at deviantART and here to celebrate the macabre and not to amuse — never achieving Gallows Humor at the gas chambers. Spıke Ѧ 10:40 10-May-15

edit Labor Party H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An attempt to highlight the link between the meanings of the word Labour in political parties and in childbirth. Ends up with an un-funny result. A re-write would be welcome, however having a page of Labour Parties seems odd when there is little connecting them but the name. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 13:54, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I am unaware of any "Labor Party" in a nation using the American dialect of English, and indeed this is by near-Admin Mnbvcxz (Creation Summary: "Just to clarify, this is parody, and I do NOT have a birth fetish....") He has a big one, but this article set out to do something funny (blur labour with childbearing) and succeeded. It is not the topical approach nominator, or I, would have taken to a political topic, but it is a valid, pun-based comedy approach. Spıke Ѧ 02:58 11-May-15
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edit Where are my keys? H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Could have been a fun treatise on the famous Senior Moment. What it is is a listy ramble. Spıke Ѧ 18:28 13-May-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A rambling writing technique would work well on an article that explains the mishaps a person with a rambling mind suffers through. Unfortunately it lacks substance and is listy. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 19:01, May 18, 2015 (UTC)
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