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#{{Delete}} Okay, so if the reader wants an article on '''Super Tuesday''' with toilet humor, all he has to do is type this, and he will find exactly that. Otherwise, no one ever will. Also: Toilet humor (and nothing else). New Uncyclopedian {{U|OfficerGrasshopper}} stumbled upon this, agreed with me that it has No Redeeming Merit, and applied {{Tl|VFD}} but seems to have been baffled by our user-friendly nominating process. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:51 21-Mar-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} The title is better than what follows. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 21:36, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 15:59, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} [[User:CarnassisChaosbringer|CarnassisChaosbringer]] ([[User talk:CarnassisChaosbringer|talk]]) 19:21, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
 
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#{{delete}}I copy it to [[Coca-Cola]].[[User:071058s]][[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:071058s]]
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#:Reverted. The {{Tl|Merge}} tag means merge, not concatenate creating a mess. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:08 30-Mar-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} The New Coke/Coke Classic fiasco is a fine candidate for our treatment; by comparison, what is Real Coca-Cola and who would look for this page? Invents a product, tells us how vile it is, and nags the reader to avoid it. Useless. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:08 30-Mar-15</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} I believe this is about Singapore, which already has an article to itself. Also, so many redlinks and it just looks very unfunny. {{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}}
 
 
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== {{VFDn|Goatman}} ==
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#{{Delete}} {{U|Kakun}} casts Goatse as a superhero (the connection is also made on the Wikipedia disambiguation page). Except for a tiny unfunny bit of Cunt Humor, any humor here is not ours. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:33 4-Apr-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} The goats shall perish. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 14:47, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} That's enough about goats. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 20:38, April 7, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} I love goats; they're my favorite bovines! However, this article has very little to do with these majestic cetaceans, and it also isn't funny. {{Unsigned|CarnassisChaosbringer}}
 
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#{{Delete}} Talking shit about a band does not make an article funny. In fact, it makes you look stupid. {{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}}
 
#{{Delete}} Am always happy to vote against an article whose brand of humor is, "Look at me! I don't know what I'm talking about!" Band members include "The Other Guy" and "Another Guy" and not until Sec. 2 does anything relate to the actual band, and even then a quote is attributed to "some snobby assed music journalist." Lame. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:47 29-May-12</small>
 
 
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# {{keep}} I fixed this up a bit, but I don't see anything wrong with it. Could be funny with a coordinated attack. --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 22:36, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep|Rewritten.}} I fixed it up a bit more. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:12 29-May-12</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} I don't like this. {{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}}
 
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* Having seen stock traders before, I would have to say that the tuxedo stereotype really adds flavor to this article! Speaking of which, have we an article about [[necktie]]s? --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 23:22, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
*:There's [[Clip-on tie]]. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:31 29-May-12</small>
 
*::Kay. There's also [[Bow tie]]. I'll make a disambiguation page. --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 23:33, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
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#{{Keep}} It is about someone real and notable (the owner of the Manchester United football club). It has a theme (map him onto the ''Lord of the Rings''). It has a fun shoop. What it lacks is explanation about '''why''' he relates to ''Lord of the Rings''--it is random allegory but humor is not far away. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:55 29-May-12</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete|I piss on this article}} And on the person responsible for it's cration. {{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}}
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#{{Delete}} It's well written, however it is of a made-up event, lacks humour and is full of quite a few random tangents to the article. Not sure we need it. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 11:30, April 7, 2015 (UTC)
#No funny. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 21:22, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|“She’s the one getting fucked in her ear”}} A 2007 effort by {{U|Prettiestpretty}} not to make Uncyclopedia history, nor even to chronicle it, but to fabricate it out of memes and ramble. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:56 7-Apr-15</small>
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#This is pure nonesense. {{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}}
 
#{{Delete}} The initial shoop is entertaining but will live on elsewhere. Misspelling in page name; Brits with bad teeth and small penises. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:54 29-May-12</small>
 
#Yeah, I really did like the picture. Everything else is trash.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120529123127}}
 
#Meshershit Vs. Shitfire. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 21:17, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#:Ok, now why the ''Hell'' didn't ''I'' think of that? You bastard.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120529213710}}
 
#::Lol--{{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}} 22:05, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} An article on a made-up war full of random jabs at American and British politicians complete with made-up statistics and a lack of maturity. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 09:13, April 8, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Nominator's article was [[Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion/Archive276#Other War of 1812|saved from VFD]] by Anton199 based on a George W. Bush [[UNQUOTE|initial quotation]] which at this point is a waste of time (likewise, the next quote, that some war history site malfunctions; who cares?), also by Aleister who does not want anything to be deleted. Stereotypical Intro and next-to-null first section warn reader that author was not trying to write ''about'' anything. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:50 8-Apr-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} Another Wacky War we can do without. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 22:25, April 12, 2015 (UTC)
 
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#Da fuq? {{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}}
 
#It is garbage with no concept and a single image with a ''non sequitur'' caption. And it was written by two ten-year-olds who just ate a bunch of taffy. That's ''what the fuq''.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120529071441}}
 
# I hate those articles saying "That food/drink is evil!"--{{User:Mr-ex777/sig}} 09:09, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Yes, Mr-ex777, that is about all this article says. A health scare needs to be done cleverly. I have grabbed the Hebrew Coke can for [[Diet Coke]], which itself is in sad shape. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:50 29-May-12</small>
 
#Reads like vandalism. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 21:16, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{burninate}} Too much crass, sex, and randomness. --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 22:38, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Unfunny since 2006. Begun by someone who does not speak English and maintained by vandals. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>08:14 11-Apr-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} Since the writer appears to be confused between 'fists' and 'flirts'. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 22:30, April 12, 2015 (UTC)
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#:The someone who does not speak English was not that confused; that was the work of one of the vandals. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>04:26 15-Apr-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} ^What they said. [[User:CarnassisChaosbringer|CarnassisChaosbringer]] ([[User talk:CarnassisChaosbringer|talk]]) 03:40, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Needs to be euthanized. [[User:Jonny appleseed|Jonny appleseed]] ([[User talk:Jonny appleseed|talk]]) 23:30, April 17, 2015 (UTC)
 
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# {{delete|Huff, then turn into a content fork.}} This is currently the top article on [[Special:LongPages]], at 394,674 bytes. I suggest splitting it into separate articles by season, namely "Lost (TV series)/Season #". --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 21:16, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
#:Is the material worth preserving, or not? If so, you hardly need our vote to organize it better. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:27 29-May-12</small>
 
#::{{Delete|Another reason to huff:}} It's illogical to have a subpage of [[Lost (TV series)|a redirect]]. --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 22:11, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#:::That's not a reason at all. It's very easy to change the title of the subpage so it's no longer a subpage of a redirect but of the page being redirected to. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''00:31, 30 May 2012''</small>
 
#::::Have we created a guide for choosing the best title for your work? If not, I can start one. --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 01:55, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
 
#[[Supernatural (TV series)|Huff outright]]. Just like <<< that page, this one is bloated, tedious splooge.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120529071010}}
 
#Since Qzekrom brought this nom here more or less pointlessly, I am going to one-up him and vote to actually kill it a la Bizzee. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 19:28, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#Pointless rambling. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 21:16, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Convinced by BB, below. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:09 29-May-12</small>
 
 
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*{{Comment|Abstain.}} Am not sure that this or any article with satirical renditions of hour-long TV shows from 2004 is not funny to some niche audience, no matter how tedious they are (the parodies, not the audience), and this is why I also abstain from bandcruft, gamecruft, and fightcruft. Surely Star Trek, from about 1970, is doted on comparably and everyone approves. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:52 29-May-12</small>
 
*:I watched every last episode of Lost, and I can tell you that I personally do not find anything the least bit funny about this concentrated pile of Fail. As for Star Trek, I feel rather lukewarm towards it and its spin-offs. However, if there were a Star Trek article that was 400 kB long, and was as comparatively unfunny, I'd vote to kill that thing with nukes.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120529215646}}
 
 
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|keep=#Most of this seems more than acceptable content. Why are you nomming this? {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''14:03, 28 May 2012''</small>
 
#This isn't bad. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 14:11, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{Delete}} You have got to be joking.--{{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}} 13:58, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
#I've seen so many shit pages today, I'm kinda on He.Will.Kill's side on this one.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120529070529}}
 
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|keep=#Hey bro, don't be hatin' on my homie's sweet page, yo. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''13:56, 28 May 2012''</small>
 
#'''Keep'''. I chuckled. Good enough. Spike can't tell me what's funny. -{{User:Optimuschris/sig}}<small><small>16:12, 28 May</small></small>
 
#Prolly as an appropriate article for the song as you can ever get. And it repeats itself because that's the joke. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 00:25, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep}} That shit cray. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 00:55, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#Feature!--{{User:Mr-ex777/sig}} 12:57, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{Delete}} It repeats itself. How is that funny?--{{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}} 13:24, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} I have the answer. It's not. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig 2|13:28|28|May|2012}}
 
#{{Delete|Let's hear it again!}} No, let's not. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:38 28-May-12</small>
 
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#{{Keep}} "Constitution" is the stamina-like attribute of characters in role-playing games. Word play, such as "constitution" as the opposite of "prostitution," is a fine humor form we rarely see. This article unfortunately spreads a small amount of material very thin, but it's about something real, is intelligent, and it has an idea what it wants to achieve. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:24 27-May-12</small>
 
#'''Keep.''' It needs some work, like maybe an image or two, but it's promising. {{User:GEORGIEGIBBONS/sig}} 19:20, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep|Not bad enough.}} {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''12:27, 28 May 2012''</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete}} The article was just.... I don't really know how to put it in words. It's bad, but as I read one, it got worst. It had a way of explaining itself, and it gets worse because it just puts some random stuff that's no sense and just very random and immature. If goes off topic more than once, and I honesty believe thaey were just putting stuff there just for the hell of it. It was so random and illogical, my brain actually felt really bad after trying to comprehend what the article is trying to say. I also highly doubt the subject that its talking about even exist (and if it does then it was not made by a intelligent person, and I'm not just saying that.--{{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}} 17:15, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} The only contribution of {{U|Yafie Achmad Raihan}} (2013). Not English. Not funny. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:15 14-Apr-15</small>
#This is pretty bad. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 13:44, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
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*@SPIKE- That could work if it wasn't written so randomly.--{{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}} 17:26, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
 
*:Now we're down to quibbles. (Get started! I already saved one today.) I suggest a section listing famous personalities with high (or low) Constitution ratings (who bare all on the cinema: constitution/prostitution) with the implications for the D&D cards of each. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:31 27-May-12</small>
 
*:I dumped some new ideas into it and scrubbed the old D&D-cruft. But the result just doesn't hang together. Someone else should take a turn. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:01 28-May-12</small>
 
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*Previously [[Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion/Archive260#Constitution_.28Games.29|VFD'd]], Jan'12; 0-3 Delete; kept by Lyrithya citing "apathy." {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:35 27-May-12</small>
 
*Better title would be [[Constitution (gaming)]] but is protected to Admins due to past vandalism. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:38 27-May-12</small>
 
 
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#'''Keep'''. Weaker stuff - amusing for those who know who he is.--{{user:sycamore/sig}} 12:17, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
 
#'''Keep'''. It's not that bad actually. It just needs to be reworked and those awful red links removed.--{{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}} 16:45, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Amuses author at expense of reader, instead of amusing the reader. Uses typography instead of humor. Not to be confused with the entirely different [[Men In Black]], to which it should be redirected. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:11 17-Apr-15</small>
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#'''Keep'''. Made this a little more encyclopedic, this is a major topic and has it's moments.--{{user:sycamore/sig}} 10:23, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
 
#Vital, maybe rewrite.--{{User:Mr-ex777/sig}} 06:43, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
 
#If the lists and redlinks were removed this would be a nice little article. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 06:45, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep}} For no reason lol. --[[User:SecondChanceForMe|2<small><sup>nd</sup></small> Chance for me]] ''(because I was'' '''banned'''.'')'' [[User talk:SecondChanceForMe|<small>(Say)</small>]] 09:35, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep}} (Formerly '''Delete'''.) <s>Dumb disclaimer put me in a bad mood to encounter the long lists that followed. Instead, redirect it to [[Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse]] (though it is being worsened by a newbie today).</s> No longer a gaping sore thanks to Mr-ex777. Could still use an owner and an actual theme. Don't call the reader a wanker in the intro. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:01 24-May-12</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} This is, once again, one of those articles that starts promisingly with a nice photo, nice thumbnail-text, nice first five/six sentences, then comes an ultimately random piece which, somehow, features a celebraty on some part (George Bush is a celebrity right?) and then turns into an endless like list which starts annoying the reader who turns his/hers back to the article and votes for deletion. This is sad. : ( {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig 2|16:55|28|May|2012}}
 
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Okay, so if the reader wants an article on Super Tuesday with toilet humor, all he has to do is type this, and he will find exactly that. Otherwise, no one ever will. Also: Toilet humor (and nothing else). New Uncyclopedian OfficerGrasshopper stumbled upon this, agreed with me that it has No Redeeming Merit, and applied {{VFD}} but seems to have been baffled by our user-friendly nominating process. Spıke Ѧ 15:51 21-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The title is better than what follows. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:36, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:59, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. CarnassisChaosbringer (talk) 19:21, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Real Coca-Cola H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete.I copy it to Coca-Cola.User:071058s[[1]]
    Reverted. The {{Merge}} tag means merge, not concatenate creating a mess. Spıke Ѧ 15:08 30-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The New Coke/Coke Classic fiasco is a fine candidate for our treatment; by comparison, what is Real Coca-Cola and who would look for this page? Invents a product, tells us how vile it is, and nags the reader to avoid it. Useless. Spıke Ѧ 15:08 30-Mar-15
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edit Goatman H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Kakun casts Goatse as a superhero (the connection is also made on the Wikipedia disambiguation page). Except for a tiny unfunny bit of Cunt Humor, any humor here is not ours. Spıke Ѧ 17:33 4-Apr-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The goats shall perish. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:47, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. That's enough about goats. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:38, April 7, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I love goats; they're my favorite bovines! However, this article has very little to do with these majestic cetaceans, and it also isn't funny. The preceding unsigned comment was added by CarnassisChaosbringer (talk • contribs)
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edit 1901 Uncyclopedia Supreme Symposium Spectacular at Buffalo, New York H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's well written, however it is of a made-up event, lacks humour and is full of quite a few random tangents to the article. Not sure we need it. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:30, April 7, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote “She’s the one getting fucked in her ear” A 2007 effort by Prettiestpretty not to make Uncyclopedia history, nor even to chronicle it, but to fabricate it out of memes and ramble. Spıke Ѧ 20:56 7-Apr-15
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edit Other War of 1812 H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article on a made-up war full of random jabs at American and British politicians complete with made-up statistics and a lack of maturity. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:13, April 8, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nominator's article was saved from VFD by Anton199 based on a George W. Bush initial quotation which at this point is a waste of time (likewise, the next quote, that some war history site malfunctions; who cares?), also by Aleister who does not want anything to be deleted. Stereotypical Intro and next-to-null first section warn reader that author was not trying to write about anything. Spıke Ѧ 10:50 8-Apr-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another Wacky War we can do without. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:25, April 12, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Fist H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny since 2006. Begun by someone who does not speak English and maintained by vandals. Spıke Ѧ 08:14 11-Apr-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Since the writer appears to be confused between 'fists' and 'flirts'. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:30, April 12, 2015 (UTC)
    The someone who does not speak English was not that confused; that was the work of one of the vandals. Spıke Ѧ 04:26 15-Apr-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. ^What they said. CarnassisChaosbringer (talk) 03:40, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Needs to be euthanized. Jonny appleseed (talk) 23:30, April 17, 2015 (UTC)
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edit PT Kereta Api Indonesia H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The only contribution of Yafie Achmad Raihan (2013). Not English. Not funny. Spıke Ѧ 16:15 14-Apr-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Also not humor (I might have missed something, but there appears to be no attempts at humor in the article.) CarnassisChaosbringer (talk) 19:30, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
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edit Men in Black H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Amuses author at expense of reader, instead of amusing the reader. Uses typography instead of humor. Not to be confused with the entirely different Men In Black, to which it should be redirected. Spıke Ѧ 15:11 17-Apr-15
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