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#{{Delete}} After cleaning up this gassy article from 2006, it still has nothing to say about an invented disease. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>09:42 18-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Doggone, please. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 19:10, July 19, 2014 (UTC)
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And place the VFD tag on the page, dammit! Otherwise, we will scrape your balls with a rusty razor blade! If you don't have balls we are willing to improvise.
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#{{Delete}} I believe this is about Singapore, which already has an article to itself. Also, so many redlinks and it just looks very unfunny. {{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}}
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#This article may have one or too jokes, but not enough BS and satire to be an Uncyclopedia article. It is basically a slightly "funnier" Wikipedia article. We also already have an article on [[Asexual]].[[User:Grandpafreddie|Grandpafreddie]] ([[User talk:Grandpafreddie|talk]]) 18:45, July 18, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} It is clear from the first sentence that this article is joking. I don't like the patches of self-reference, but it was voted onto our main page and ought not be deleted. Having multiple articles on related or even identical topics is explicitly permitted. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:48 18-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Keep|Good}} {{User:Anton199/sig}} 09:26, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
 
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*I'm no expert, but I'm sure that admins automatically "keep" featured articles or something like that. Also, this article is bigger and much more elaborate than the article you linked to. Speaking of which, why do several articles have duplicates? I mean, there are two different articles for [[dog]] and [[dogs]]. I'm sure we only need one for asexuality. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 18:52, July 18, 2014 (UTC)
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*:It is not automatic for me, though deleting an FA should take more than a routine vote at this forum. Most of the other Admins do treat it as a hard-and-fast rule. Again, having only one Uncyclopedia article per subject is a giant non-goal. We explain the utility of multiple competing versions at [[HTBFANJS#Write nonsense well]]. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>03:13 19-Jul-14</small>
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*'''Vote closed.''' {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:14 28-Jul-14</small>
 
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==[[Talk Talk]]==
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#{{Delete}} {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 19:32, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Misspelling the Highland negative conjunction '''fuck-all''' is not funny but merely cutesy. It also guarantees that no one will look up this entry. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:00 21-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} C.U.Jimmy. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 16:51, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Making up a word does not make it funny. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 23:38, July 27, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Talking shit about a band does not make an article funny. In fact, it makes you look stupid. {{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}}
 
#{{Delete}} Am always happy to vote against an article whose brand of humor is, "Look at me! I don't know what I'm talking about!" Band members include "The Other Guy" and "Another Guy" and not until Sec. 2 does anything relate to the actual band, and even then a quote is attributed to "some snobby assed music journalist." Lame. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:47 29-May-12</small>
 
 
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# {{keep}} I fixed this up a bit, but I don't see anything wrong with it. Could be funny with a coordinated attack. --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 22:36, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep|Rewritten.}} I fixed it up a bit more. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:12 29-May-12</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} I don't like this. {{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}}
 
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* Having seen stock traders before, I would have to say that the tuxedo stereotype really adds flavor to this article! Speaking of which, have we an article about [[necktie]]s? --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 23:22, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
*:There's [[Clip-on tie]]. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:31 29-May-12</small>
 
*::Kay. There's also [[Bow tie]]. I'll make a disambiguation page. --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 23:33, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
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#{{Keep}} It is about someone real and notable (the owner of the Manchester United football club). It has a theme (map him onto the ''Lord of the Rings''). It has a fun shoop. What it lacks is explanation about '''why''' he relates to ''Lord of the Rings''--it is random allegory but humor is not far away. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:55 29-May-12</small>
 
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#{{Delete|I piss on this article}} And on the person responsible for it's cration. {{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}}
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#{{Delete}} This is too stupid or me to waste my words on {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 19:48, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
#No funny. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 21:22, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Author has someone in mind, but I guess you just had to be there. "That kid at the mall can usually be found in big name stores like Sears, JC Penney, Target and Wal-Mart." Get it? Get it? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:03 21-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Mostly a rant about kids who misbehave in malls or big stores. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 16:17, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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|comments=The subject is valid and has a few reasonable lines but doesn't really move along in any direction. Not sure it's that bad but neither is it a feature in waiting either. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 15:34, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
 
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# Wait, I've been a good, religious, crime-free, charitable person my whole life and yet I have to go to Hell now for stumbling on this Uncyclopedia article? Well, that sucks. So, {{Delete|delete}} this bad news. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 19:36, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Unclever cruft from 2009 merely rants at the reader. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:58 22-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete|Just so damn stupid}} {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 18:44, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Stub it out - right out. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 09:33, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
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#This is pure nonesense. {{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}}
 
#{{Delete}} The initial shoop is entertaining but will live on elsewhere. Misspelling in page name; Brits with bad teeth and small penises. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:54 29-May-12</small>
 
#Yeah, I really did like the picture. Everything else is trash.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120529123127}}
 
#Meshershit Vs. Shitfire. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 21:17, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#:Ok, now why the ''Hell'' didn't ''I'' think of that? You bastard.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120529213710}}
 
#::Lol--{{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}} 22:05, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
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==[[Diet Cola]]==
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#{{Delete}} A short walk from 2009 through memes, trite themes like Nobody Cares, and a big dollop of Retard Humor. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:07 23-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} "Hitler came in and decide send everyone" is enough to make me vote "delete". The pictures are also really bad. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 09:56, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} As above {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 10:33, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Very bad short pants article. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 15:31, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#Da fuq? {{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}}
 
#It is garbage with no concept and a single image with a ''non sequitur'' caption. And it was written by two ten-year-olds who just ate a bunch of taffy. That's ''what the fuq''.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120529071441}}
 
# I hate those articles saying "That food/drink is evil!"--{{User:Mr-ex777/sig}} 09:09, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Yes, Mr-ex777, that is about all this article says. A health scare needs to be done cleverly. I have grabbed the Hebrew Coke can for [[Diet Coke]], which itself is in sad shape. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:50 29-May-12</small>
 
#Reads like vandalism. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 21:16, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{burninate}} Too much crass, sex, and randomness. --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 22:38, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
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==[[Lost (TV series)/Previous recaps]]==
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== {{VFDn|Sir Crap Alot}} ==
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#{{Delete}} Crappy writing, plus writing about crap. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:24 23-Jul-14</small>
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#{{WTF}} {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 16:10, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Lamer than the lamest llama going. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 09:30, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Awful. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 15:46, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
 
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# {{delete|Huff, then turn into a content fork.}} This is currently the top article on [[Special:LongPages]], at 394,674 bytes. I suggest splitting it into separate articles by season, namely "Lost (TV series)/Season #". --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 21:16, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
#:Is the material worth preserving, or not? If so, you hardly need our vote to organize it better. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:27 29-May-12</small>
 
#::{{Delete|Another reason to huff:}} It's illogical to have a subpage of [[Lost (TV series)|a redirect]]. --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 22:11, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#:::That's not a reason at all. It's very easy to change the title of the subpage so it's no longer a subpage of a redirect but of the page being redirected to. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''00:31, 30 May 2012''</small>
 
#::::Have we created a guide for choosing the best title for your work? If not, I can start one. --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 01:55, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
 
#[[Supernatural (TV series)|Huff outright]]. Just like <<< that page, this one is bloated, tedious splooge.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120529071010}}
 
#Since Qzekrom brought this nom here more or less pointlessly, I am going to one-up him and vote to actually kill it a la Bizzee. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 19:28, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#Pointless rambling. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 21:16, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Convinced by BB, below. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:09 29-May-12</small>
 
 
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*{{Comment|Abstain.}} Am not sure that this or any article with satirical renditions of hour-long TV shows from 2004 is not funny to some niche audience, no matter how tedious they are (the parodies, not the audience), and this is why I also abstain from bandcruft, gamecruft, and fightcruft. Surely Star Trek, from about 1970, is doted on comparably and everyone approves. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:52 29-May-12</small>
 
*:I watched every last episode of Lost, and I can tell you that I personally do not find anything the least bit funny about this concentrated pile of Fail. As for Star Trek, I feel rather lukewarm towards it and its spin-offs. However, if there were a Star Trek article that was 400 kB long, and was as comparatively unfunny, I'd vote to kill that thing with nukes.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120529215646}}
 
 
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#This isn't bad. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 14:11, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
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#"It is also rumored that France has already sent the King of New Canada their white flag of surrender in case of a future invasion." Hahaha so funny. It's sooooo [[Stupid|funny]] & no [[Funny|stupid]] I'm going to say <s>{{Keep}}</s> {{Delete}} {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 10:41, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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#I've seen so many shit pages today, I'm kinda on He.Will.Kill's side on this one.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120529070529}}
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#This 2008 UnNews is not excellent; it is not based on real news (though it does concede that with {{Tl|Original}}) and is mostly ridicule of Michiganders and a rant about former Rep. Stupak. But it is not delete-worthy. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:43 25-Jul-14</small>
 
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#Prolly as an appropriate article for the song as you can ever get. And it repeats itself because that's the joke. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 00:25, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Lists. No humor. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:14 24-Jul-14</small>
#{{Keep}} That shit cray. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 00:55, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} As above {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 14:29, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
#Feature!--{{User:Mr-ex777/sig}} 12:57, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Listing and sinking rapidly. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 09:31, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} This is a corpse of an article. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 15:44, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
|delete=#{{Delete}} It repeats itself. How is that funny?--{{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}} 13:24, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|Let's hear it again!}} No, let's not. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:38 28-May-12</small>
 
 
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#{{Keep}} "Constitution" is the stamina-like attribute of characters in role-playing games. Word play, such as "constitution" as the opposite of "prostitution," is a fine humor form we rarely see. This article unfortunately spreads a small amount of material very thin, but it's about something real, is intelligent, and it has an idea what it wants to achieve. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:24 27-May-12</small>
 
#'''Keep.''' It needs some work, like maybe an image or two, but it's promising. {{User:GEORGIEGIBBONS/sig}} 19:20, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep|Not bad enough.}} {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''12:27, 28 May 2012''</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete}} The article was just.... I don't really know how to put it in words. It's bad, but as I read one, it got worst. It had a way of explaining itself, and it gets worse because it just puts some random stuff that's no sense and just very random and immature. If goes off topic more than once, and I honesty believe thaey were just putting stuff there just for the hell of it. It was so random and illogical, my brain actually felt really bad after trying to comprehend what the article is trying to say. I also highly doubt the subject that its talking about even exist (and if it does then it was not made by a intelligent person, and I'm not just saying that.--{{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}} 17:15, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} This is featured?? {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 12:06, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
#This is pretty bad. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 13:44, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} This was featured back in 2007 apparently. Back in those days even Wikipedia was sub-par, let alone Uncyclopedia. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 09:17, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} I will anticipate other Admins and say that the usefulness of showing what we used to be outweighs the joy of nuking a bad and ranty article. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:47 26-Jul-14</small>
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#{{KEEP}} For historical value and the fact that so many other articles link here. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 23:34, July 27, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} It was a feature in the day even if I don't think it's much cop. Reluctant keep. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 15:36, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
 
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*'''Kept.''' Admin bingo. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:44 28-Jul-14</small>
*:Now we're down to quibbles. (Get started! I already saved one today.) I suggest a section listing famous personalities with high (or low) Constitution ratings (who bare all on the cinema: constitution/prostitution) with the implications for the D&D cards of each. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:31 27-May-12</small>
 
*:I dumped some new ideas into it and scrubbed the old D&D-cruft. But the result just doesn't hang together. Someone else should take a turn. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:01 28-May-12</small>
 
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*Previously [[Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion/Archive260#Constitution_.28Games.29|VFD'd]], Jan'12; 0-3 Delete; kept by Lyrithya citing "apathy." {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:35 27-May-12</small>
 
*Better title would be [[Constitution (gaming)]] but is protected to Admins due to past vandalism. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:38 27-May-12</small>
 
 
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#'''Keep'''. Weaker stuff - amusing for those who know who he is.--{{user:sycamore/sig}} 12:17, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
 
#'''Keep'''. It's not that bad actually. It just needs to be reworked and those awful red links removed.--{{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}} 16:45, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Google retrieves a website called <code>MovieStarPlanet</code>, but by either spelling, it is not big enough to have a Wikipedia page. Anons recently have taken our article further in the same direction: Using this website to rant about fools and unfairness at some other website. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:39 25-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} This isn't important, ergo we don't need this article that is awful enough anyway, even if it were important. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 09:12, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} {{User:Anton199/sig}} 15:42, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Haven't got a clue what this is all about but it's an irredeemable mess. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 15:44, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
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#'''Keep'''. Made this a little more encyclopedic, this is a major topic and has it's moments.--{{user:sycamore/sig}} 10:23, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
 
#Vital, maybe rewrite.--{{User:Mr-ex777/sig}} 06:43, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
 
#If the lists and redlinks were removed this would be a nice little article. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 06:45, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep}} For no reason lol. --[[User:SecondChanceForMe|2<small><sup>nd</sup></small> Chance for me]] ''(because I was'' '''banned'''.'')'' [[User talk:SecondChanceForMe|<small>(Say)</small>]] 09:35, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep}} (Formerly '''Delete'''.) <s>Dumb disclaimer put me in a bad mood to encounter the long lists that followed. Instead, redirect it to [[Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse]] (though it is being worsened by a newbie today).</s> No longer a gaping sore thanks to Mr-ex777. Could still use an owner and an actual theme. Don't call the reader a wanker in the intro. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:01 24-May-12</small>
 
 
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#{{Delete}} This is, once again, one of those articles that starts promisingly with a nice photo, nice thumbnail-text, nice first five/six sentences, then comes an ultimately random piece which, somehow, features a celebraty on some part (George Bush is a celebrity right?) and then turns into an endless like list which starts annoying the reader who turns his/hers back to the article and votes for deletion. This is sad. : ( {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig 2|16:55|28|May|2012}}
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#This WINNER article features a factual look at the console with a few wisecracks about WINNERS and other consoles. There is some banter, but instead of complete bollocks and warped facts it's simple plain sarcasm. If voting {{delete}} on such a WINNER article makes me a LOSER then so be it. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 09:24, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
#* In that case, it should only be that long. --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 22:41, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
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*Lists and chuck norris removed.--{{User:Mr-ex777/sig}} 09:33, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
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*Author {{U|EpicWinner}} "signs" yet another article with his WINNER/LOSER trademark, which is either an extreme inside joke or his candidate for a new and unneeded website meme. The article palpably wants to inform the reader more than amuse him. However, it's from earlier this same year, and EpicWinner is almost an active Uncyclopedian, who takes recommendations from others. So there might be a way to improve this short of deleting it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:45 26-Jul-14</small>
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edit Woof H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. After cleaning up this gassy article from 2006, it still has nothing to say about an invented disease. Spıke ¬ 09:42 18-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Doggone, please. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:10, July 19, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:35, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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edit 🔒 Asexuality H T D Oldvfd Archive

Score: -1 • voting closed
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  1. This article may have one or too jokes, but not enough BS and satire to be an Uncyclopedia article. It is basically a slightly "funnier" Wikipedia article. We also already have an article on Asexual.Grandpafreddie (talk) 18:45, July 18, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It is clear from the first sentence that this article is joking. I don't like the patches of self-reference, but it was voted onto our main page and ought not be deleted. Having multiple articles on related or even identical topics is explicitly permitted. Spıke ¬ 18:48 18-Jul-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Good Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:26, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
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  • I'm no expert, but I'm sure that admins automatically "keep" featured articles or something like that. Also, this article is bigger and much more elaborate than the article you linked to. Speaking of which, why do several articles have duplicates? I mean, there are two different articles for dog and dogs. I'm sure we only need one for asexuality. ConCass2 (talk) 18:52, July 18, 2014 (UTC)
    It is not automatic for me, though deleting an FA should take more than a routine vote at this forum. Most of the other Admins do treat it as a hard-and-fast rule. Again, having only one Uncyclopedia article per subject is a giant non-goal. We explain the utility of multiple competing versions at HTBFANJS#Write nonsense well. Spıke ¬ 03:13 19-Jul-14
  • Vote closed. Spıke ¬ 13:14 28-Jul-14

edit Undictionary:Fukle H Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:32, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Misspelling the Highland negative conjunction fuck-all is not funny but merely cutesy. It also guarantees that no one will look up this entry. Spıke ¬ 20:00 21-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. C.U.Jimmy. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:51, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Making up a word does not make it funny. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:38, July 27, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That kid at the mall H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is too stupid or me to waste my words on TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:48, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author has someone in mind, but I guess you just had to be there. "That kid at the mall can usually be found in big name stores like Sears, JC Penney, Target and Wal-Mart." Get it? Get it? Spıke ¬ 20:03 21-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mostly a rant about kids who misbehave in malls or big stores. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 16:17, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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The subject is valid and has a few reasonable lines but doesn't really move along in any direction. Not sure it's that bad but neither is it a feature in waiting either. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:34, July 28, 2014 (UTC)

edit Oh my God! You're going to Hell! H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Wait, I've been a good, religious, crime-free, charitable person my whole life and yet I have to go to Hell now for stumbling on this Uncyclopedia article? Well, that sucks. So, Symbol delete vote delete this bad news. ConCass2 (talk) 19:36, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unclever cruft from 2009 merely rants at the reader. Spıke ¬ 19:58 22-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Just so damn stupid TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 18:44, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stub it out - right out. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:33, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:35, July 27, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Bumblefuck H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A short walk from 2009 through memes, trite themes like Nobody Cares, and a big dollop of Retard Humor. Spıke ¬ 11:07 23-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Hitler came in and decide send everyone" is enough to make me vote "delete". The pictures are also really bad. ConCass2 (talk) 09:56, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. As above TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:33, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Very bad short pants article. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:31, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Sir Crap Alot H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crappy writing, plus writing about crap. Spıke ¬ 14:24 23-Jul-14
  2. Symbol wtf vote WTF? TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 16:10, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lamer than the lamest llama going. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:30, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Awful. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:46, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
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edit UnNews:Upper Peninsula of Michigan Declares Independence H D

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  1. "It is also rumored that France has already sent the King of New Canada their white flag of surrender in case of a future invasion." Hahaha so funny. It's sooooo funny & no stupid I'm going to say Symbol keep vote Keep. Symbol delete vote Delete. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:41, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. This 2008 UnNews is not excellent; it is not based on real news (though it does concede that with {{Original}}) and is mostly ridicule of Michiganders and a rant about former Rep. Stupak. But it is not delete-worthy. Spıke ¬ 17:43 25-Jul-14
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edit Corpse H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lists. No humor. Spıke ¬ 12:14 24-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. As above TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 14:29, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Listing and sinking rapidly. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:31, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is a corpse of an article. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:44, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
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edit 🔒 You Are Dead H T D Oldvfd Archive

Score: -1 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is featured?? TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 12:06, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This was featured back in 2007 apparently. Back in those days even Wikipedia was sub-par, let alone Uncyclopedia. ConCass2 (talk) 09:17, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I will anticipate other Admins and say that the usefulness of showing what we used to be outweighs the joy of nuking a bad and ranty article. Spıke ¬ 12:47 26-Jul-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. For historical value and the fact that so many other articles link here. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:34, July 27, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. It was a feature in the day even if I don't think it's much cop. Reluctant keep. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:36, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Kept. Admin bingo. Spıke ¬ 15:44 28-Jul-14

edit Movie Star Planet H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 85 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Google retrieves a website called MovieStarPlanet, but by either spelling, it is not big enough to have a Wikipedia page. Anons recently have taken our article further in the same direction: Using this website to rant about fools and unfairness at some other website. Spıke ¬ 17:39 25-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This isn't important, ergo we don't need this article that is awful enough anyway, even if it were important. ConCass2 (talk) 09:12, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:42, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Haven't got a clue what this is all about but it's an irredeemable mess. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:44, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Philips CD-i H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 15 hours
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  1. This WINNER article features a factual look at the console with a few wisecracks about WINNERS and other consoles. There is some banter, but instead of complete bollocks and warped facts it's simple plain sarcasm. If voting Symbol delete vote Delete. on such a WINNER article makes me a LOSER then so be it. ConCass2 (talk) 09:24, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
  2. “I wonder what's for dinner.”
    ~ King Harkinian on the meaning of life

That & ConCass' comment is enough for me to say Symbol delete vote Delete.. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 12:33, July 26, 2014 (UTC)

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  • Author EpicWinner "signs" yet another article with his WINNER/LOSER trademark, which is either an extreme inside joke or his candidate for a new and unneeded website meme. The article palpably wants to inform the reader more than amuse him. However, it's from earlier this same year, and EpicWinner is almost an active Uncyclopedian, who takes recommendations from others. So there might be a way to improve this short of deleting it. Spıke ¬ 12:45 26-Jul-14
  • Anton199 tagged it with {{VFD}} and reset the clock. Spıke ¬ 15:46 28-Jul-14
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