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#{{Delete}} This doesn't really serve a purpose, other than (at this point, tired-out) Bush-bashing.--[[User:EpicWinner|EpicWinner]] ([[User talk:EpicWinner|talk]]) 21:27, July 25, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} A lot of work has gone into this 2006 contest entry. Unfortunately, the result is not a satire of anything real that a reader might look up, but an article about an archetypal (but nonexistent) heavy-metal band. Making George W. Bush the backbone of the comedy strategy is both irrelevant and obsolete. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>13:39 26-Jul-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} At least from the main space.--[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 10:22, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|Userspace}}, just for the effort that the author(s) put in it. Of course, it's a parody of Metallica (and thrash in general), except the parody doesn't work as the author keeps mentioning the subject he's parodying. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 08:31, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
 
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*A Google search comes only to us, unless this entire article is a way of feeding traffic to netizen <code>It's Lym</code>. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>13:39 26-Jul-15</small>
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:Perhaps just move it the writer's user space and leave it there. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 08:24, August 11, 2015 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Found on [[Special:LonelyPages]]. Whimsical essay is not encyclopedic and not very funny. The word "McMillington" does not occur anywhere in Wikipedia, and Google bounces right back here. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>12:21 1-Aug-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} Won't be found, won't be search for. Redundo. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 11:04, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Writing a formal biography of a well known skeleton from film or natural history, instead of the discoveries that transpired because of it, seems a good comedy concept if both could be mashed. It needed a better hook, then taken from there. --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 11:09, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} This entry into our large encyclopedia is a fine example of the artform.--[[User:SketchSlayer|SketchSlayer]]([[User talk:SketchSlayer|talk]]) 9:51, August 21, 2015 (gmt+12)
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#{{Delete}} I believe this is about Singapore, which already has an article to itself. Also, so many redlinks and it just looks very unfunny. {{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}}
 
 
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*The article appears to be wound round an image I found for illustrating the [[Liberal Party of Great Britain]]. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 12:13, August 5, 2015 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} After removing everything meant simply to direct the reader to several external websites including one in English, what's left is drivel. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>00:21 10-Aug-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} About as bad as the Wacky War stuff. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 11:05, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 19:58, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Too silly, too short. The Bush-related humor also dates it. {{User:Chunkles/sig}} 04:31, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} Talking shit about a band does not make an article funny. In fact, it makes you look stupid. {{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}}
 
#{{Delete}} Am always happy to vote against an article whose brand of humor is, "Look at me! I don't know what I'm talking about!" Band members include "The Other Guy" and "Another Guy" and not until Sec. 2 does anything relate to the actual band, and even then a quote is attributed to "some snobby assed music journalist." Lame. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:47 29-May-12</small>
 
 
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# {{keep}} I fixed this up a bit, but I don't see anything wrong with it. Could be funny with a coordinated attack. --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 22:36, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep|Rewritten.}} I fixed it up a bit more. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:12 29-May-12</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} I don't like this. {{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}}
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#{{Delete}} Apart from a ranty Intro, this is a catalog of news articles and opinion pieces on [[Hurricane Katrina]]. Not what we do here. Also: Unfunny. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>14:01 13-Aug-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} Concur. --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 19:55, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Pants approach. --[[Image:Laurels.gif|15px]]''[[User:Romartus|<span style=color:#66023C><big>'''R'''</big>om'''A'''rtus<big>*</big><big>'''I'''</big>m<big>'''p'''</big>era'''t'''or '''ITRA''' </span>]]''<small> ([[User talk:Romartus|<span style=color:#66023C>Orate</span>]])</small> [[User:Romartus/Triumphs|<span style=color:#66023C><big> '''®''' </big></span>]] 22:28, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} The confusion between Hurricane Katrina and ''[[wp:La_Calavera_Catrina|La Calavera Catrina]]'' might have worked, but the execution was horrendously botched. {{User:Chunkles/sig}} 17:24, September 2, 2015 (UTC)
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* Having seen stock traders before, I would have to say that the tuxedo stereotype really adds flavor to this article! Speaking of which, have we an article about [[necktie]]s? --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 23:22, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
*:There's [[Clip-on tie]]. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:31 29-May-12</small>
 
*::Kay. There's also [[Bow tie]]. I'll make a disambiguation page. --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 23:33, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Keep}} It is about someone real and notable (the owner of the Manchester United football club). It has a theme (map him onto the ''Lord of the Rings''). It has a fun shoop. What it lacks is explanation about '''why''' he relates to ''Lord of the Rings''--it is random allegory but humor is not far away. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:55 29-May-12</small>
 
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#{{Delete|I piss on this article}} And on the person responsible for it's cration. {{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}}
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#{{Delete}} But while we're cleaning up templates, this 2005 article about a nonexistent Apple operating system is equally crufty. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>01:23 17-Aug-15</small>
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#{{Kill}} Scruffy nonsense such as 'Mac OSY will be released at the end of time'. Not funny, did not make me laugh. --[[User:TotalCuddles02|TotalCuddles02]] ([[User talk:TotalCuddles02|talk]]) 01:52, August 17, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} If the subject doesn't exist, the article ought to be especially funny, well written and still have a link to the real world, or no one will read it anyway. --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 10:02, August 20, 2015 (UTC)
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#This is pure nonesense. {{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}}
 
#{{Delete}} The initial shoop is entertaining but will live on elsewhere. Misspelling in page name; Brits with bad teeth and small penises. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:54 29-May-12</small>
 
#Yeah, I really did like the picture. Everything else is trash.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120529123127}}
 
#Meshershit Vs. Shitfire. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 21:17, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#:Ok, now why the ''Hell'' didn't ''I'' think of that? You bastard.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120529213710}}
 
#::Lol--{{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}} 22:05, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Overt navelism with no other comedy concept. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>18:03 31-Aug-15</small>
#It is garbage with no concept and a single image with a ''non sequitur'' caption. And it was written by two ten-year-olds who just ate a bunch of taffy. That's ''what the fuq''.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120529071441}}
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#<s>{{Delete}} What the hell does this poxy little article think it is? (contemplating going for a quick save... this wiki should have arrogance). Good opportunity for a bit of head working, instead a page in the style of what it is about, that just seems to shout at the reader.</s> --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 13:41, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
# I hate those articles saying "That food/drink is evil!"--{{User:Mr-ex777/sig}} 09:09, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Yes, Mr-ex777, that is about all this article says. A health scare needs to be done cleverly. I have grabbed the Hebrew Coke can for [[Diet Coke]], which itself is in sad shape. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:50 29-May-12</small>
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#Reads like vandalism. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 21:16, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{Keep}} I'll start a re-write and try to save (nominator also agreeable to saving, if action taken to improve).--[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 14:15, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
#{{burninate}} Too much crass, sex, and randomness. --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 22:38, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
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#:Further to my private comment to you, sure! Any time someone improves an article to address my stated complaint, I will flip to Keep. In the unlikely case that 5 Uncyclopedians piled on and deleted the article out from under you, you could re-create it and would still get the Save. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>14:31 1-Sep-15</small>
 
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==[[Lost (TV series)/Previous recaps]]==
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|delete=#{{Delete}} An obnoxious all-caps title is the first thing the reader sees, followed by a quick admission that the titular pun is the article's entire reason for existence. The cherry on top is the lame penis joke at the end. {{User:Chunkles/sig}} 18:11, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Created by {{U|Inebriated}} in 2009; Creation Summary: ''PENIS i may have had too much beer thist ime'' {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>18:56 31-Aug-15</small>
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#{{Delete}} More Alcopops than hard liquor but crap all the same. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 11:16, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Bad pun=good band name. Short, penis jokes, nonsensical and discusses an Uncyclopedian. All it needs is a crap list and we would have a full house. --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 13:56, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
 
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# {{delete|Huff, then turn into a content fork.}} This is currently the top article on [[Special:LongPages]], at 394,674 bytes. I suggest splitting it into separate articles by season, namely "Lost (TV series)/Season #". --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 21:16, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
#:Is the material worth preserving, or not? If so, you hardly need our vote to organize it better. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:27 29-May-12</small>
 
#::{{Delete|Another reason to huff:}} It's illogical to have a subpage of [[Lost (TV series)|a redirect]]. --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 22:11, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#:::That's not a reason at all. It's very easy to change the title of the subpage so it's no longer a subpage of a redirect but of the page being redirected to. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''00:31, 30 May 2012''</small>
 
#::::Have we created a guide for choosing the best title for your work? If not, I can start one. --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 01:55, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
 
#[[Supernatural (TV series)|Huff outright]]. Just like <<< that page, this one is bloated, tedious splooge.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120529071010}}
 
#Since Qzekrom brought this nom here more or less pointlessly, I am going to one-up him and vote to actually kill it a la Bizzee. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 19:28, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#Pointless rambling. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 21:16, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Convinced by BB, below. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:09 29-May-12</small>
 
 
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*{{Comment|Abstain.}} Am not sure that this or any article with satirical renditions of hour-long TV shows from 2004 is not funny to some niche audience, no matter how tedious they are (the parodies, not the audience), and this is why I also abstain from bandcruft, gamecruft, and fightcruft. Surely Star Trek, from about 1970, is doted on comparably and everyone approves. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:52 29-May-12</small>
 
*:I watched every last episode of Lost, and I can tell you that I personally do not find anything the least bit funny about this concentrated pile of Fail. As for Star Trek, I feel rather lukewarm towards it and its spin-offs. However, if there were a Star Trek article that was 400 kB long, and was as comparatively unfunny, I'd vote to kill that thing with nukes.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120529215646}}
 
 
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|keep=#Most of this seems more than acceptable content. Why are you nomming this? {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''14:03, 28 May 2012''</small>
 
#This isn't bad. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 14:11, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{Delete}} You have got to be joking.--{{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}} 13:58, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
#I've seen so many shit pages today, I'm kinda on He.Will.Kill's side on this one.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120529070529}}
 
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#{{Delete}} Here is what {{U|Inebriated}} was doing by 2012. Creation Summary this time: ''start this thing I don't know I"m drunk'' {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>19:00 31-Aug-15</small>
#'''Keep'''. I chuckled. Good enough. Spike can't tell me what's funny. -{{User:Optimuschris/sig}}<small><small>16:12, 28 May</small></small>
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#Prolly as an appropriate article for the song as you can ever get. And it repeats itself because that's the joke. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 00:25, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep}} That shit cray. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 00:55, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#Feature!--{{User:Mr-ex777/sig}} 12:57, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{Delete}} It repeats itself. How is that funny?--{{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}} 13:24, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} I have the answer. It's not. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig 2|13:28|28|May|2012}}
 
#{{Delete|Let's hear it again!}} No, let's not. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:38 28-May-12</small>
 
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==[[Constitution (Games)]]==
 
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#{{Keep}} "Constitution" is the stamina-like attribute of characters in role-playing games. Word play, such as "constitution" as the opposite of "prostitution," is a fine humor form we rarely see. This article unfortunately spreads a small amount of material very thin, but it's about something real, is intelligent, and it has an idea what it wants to achieve. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:24 27-May-12</small>
 
#'''Keep.''' It needs some work, like maybe an image or two, but it's promising. {{User:GEORGIEGIBBONS/sig}} 19:20, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep|Not bad enough.}} {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''12:27, 28 May 2012''</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} The article was just.... I don't really know how to put it in words. It's bad, but as I read one, it got worst. It had a way of explaining itself, and it gets worse because it just puts some random stuff that's no sense and just very random and immature. If goes off topic more than once, and I honesty believe thaey were just putting stuff there just for the hell of it. It was so random and illogical, my brain actually felt really bad after trying to comprehend what the article is trying to say. I also highly doubt the subject that its talking about even exist (and if it does then it was not made by a intelligent person, and I'm not just saying that.--{{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}} 17:15, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
 
#This is pretty bad. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 13:44, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
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*@SPIKE- That could work if it wasn't written so randomly.--{{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}} 17:26, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
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*{{Abstain}} This is better than [[URINARY TRACT CONFECTION]], but I'm unsure of its notability. Not sure which way to go with this one. {{User:Chunkles/sig}} 21:31, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
*:Now we're down to quibbles. (Get started! I already saved one today.) I suggest a section listing famous personalities with high (or low) Constitution ratings (who bare all on the cinema: constitution/prostitution) with the implications for the D&D cards of each. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:31 27-May-12</small>
 
*:I dumped some new ideas into it and scrubbed the old D&D-cruft. But the result just doesn't hang together. Someone else should take a turn. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:01 28-May-12</small>
 
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*Previously [[Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion/Archive260#Constitution_.28Games.29|VFD'd]], Jan'12; 0-3 Delete; kept by Lyrithya citing "apathy." {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:35 27-May-12</small>
 
*Better title would be [[Constitution (gaming)]] but is protected to Admins due to past vandalism. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:38 27-May-12</small>
 
 
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#'''Keep'''. Weaker stuff - amusing for those who know who he is.--{{user:sycamore/sig}} 12:17, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
 
#'''Keep'''. It's not that bad actually. It just needs to be reworked and those awful red links removed.--{{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}} 16:45, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} An article from 2005 describing Finland centering around Kekkonan, who led it in the 'Eighties and died in the same decade. Poor political allegory written in code. {{User:Spike/signature}}<small>14:27 1-Sep-15</small>
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#'''Keep'''. Made this a little more encyclopedic, this is a major topic and has it's moments.--{{user:sycamore/sig}} 10:23, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
 
#Vital, maybe rewrite.--{{User:Mr-ex777/sig}} 06:43, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
 
#If the lists and redlinks were removed this would be a nice little article. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 06:45, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep}} For no reason lol. --[[User:SecondChanceForMe|2<small><sup>nd</sup></small> Chance for me]] ''(because I was'' '''banned'''.'')'' [[User talk:SecondChanceForMe|<small>(Say)</small>]] 09:35, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep}} (Formerly '''Delete'''.) <s>Dumb disclaimer put me in a bad mood to encounter the long lists that followed. Instead, redirect it to [[Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse]] (though it is being worsened by a newbie today).</s> No longer a gaping sore thanks to Mr-ex777. Could still use an owner and an actual theme. Don't call the reader a wanker in the intro. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:01 24-May-12</small>
 
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|delete=#{{Delete}}And redirect to [[End of Time]]. --{{User:Scofield/sig}} 15:57, May 24, 2012 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} This is, once again, one of those articles that starts promisingly with a nice photo, nice thumbnail-text, nice first five/six sentences, then comes an ultimately random piece which, somehow, features a celebraty on some part (George Bush is a celebrity right?) and then turns into an endless like list which starts annoying the reader who turns his/hers back to the article and votes for deletion. This is sad. : ( {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig 2|16:55|28|May|2012}}
 
#* In that case, it should only be that long. --{{User:Qzekrom/sig6}} 22:41, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
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edit I Think Satan Likes Your Mom H T D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 943 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This doesn't really serve a purpose, other than (at this point, tired-out) Bush-bashing.--EpicWinner (talk) 21:27, July 25, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A lot of work has gone into this 2006 contest entry. Unfortunately, the result is not a satire of anything real that a reader might look up, but an article about an archetypal (but nonexistent) heavy-metal band. Making George W. Bush the backbone of the comedy strategy is both irrelevant and obsolete. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:39 26-Jul-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. At least from the main space.--EStop (talk) 10:22, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Userspace, just for the effort that the author(s) put in it. Of course, it's a parody of Metallica (and thrash in general), except the parody doesn't work as the author keeps mentioning the subject he's parodying. ConCass2 (talk) 08:31, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments
  • A Google search comes only to us, unless this entire article is a way of feeding traffic to netizen It's Lym. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:39 26-Jul-15
Perhaps just move it the writer's user space and leave it there. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:24, August 11, 2015 (UTC)

edit Bones K. McMillington H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 784 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Found on Special:LonelyPages. Whimsical essay is not encyclopedic and not very funny. The word "McMillington" does not occur anywhere in Wikipedia, and Google bounces right back here. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:21 1-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Won't be found, won't be search for. Redundo. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:04, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Writing a formal biography of a well known skeleton from film or natural history, instead of the discoveries that transpired because of it, seems a good comedy concept if both could be mashed. It needed a better hook, then taken from there. --EStop (talk) 11:09, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This entry into our large encyclopedia is a fine example of the artform.--SketchSlayer(talk) 9:51, August 21, 2015 (gmt+12)
Comments

edit Bielefeld H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 580 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. After removing everything meant simply to direct the reader to several external websites including one in English, what's left is drivel. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:21 10-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. About as bad as the Wacky War stuff. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:05, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --EStop (talk) 19:58, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Too silly, too short. The Bush-related humor also dates it. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 04:31, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

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edit Catrina H T D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 494 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Apart from a ranty Intro, this is a catalog of news articles and opinion pieces on Hurricane Katrina. Not what we do here. Also: Unfunny. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:01 13-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Concur. --EStop (talk) 19:55, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pants approach. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:28, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. The confusion between Hurricane Katrina and La Calavera Catrina might have worked, but the execution was horrendously botched. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 17:24, September 2, 2015 (UTC)
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No keep votes.

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edit Mac OS Y H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 411 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. But while we're cleaning up templates, this 2005 article about a nonexistent Apple operating system is equally crufty. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:23 17-Aug-15
  2. Symbol kill vote Kill. Scruffy nonsense such as 'Mac OSY will be released at the end of time'. Not funny, did not make me laugh. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 01:52, August 17, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. If the subject doesn't exist, the article ought to be especially funny, well written and still have a link to the real world, or no one will read it anyway. --EStop (talk) 10:02, August 20, 2015 (UTC)
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No keep votes.

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edit Arrogance H T D

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 58 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Overt navelism with no other comedy concept. Spıke Radiomicrophone18:03 31-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. What the hell does this poxy little article think it is? (contemplating going for a quick save... this wiki should have arrogance). Good opportunity for a bit of head working, instead a page in the style of what it is about, that just seems to shout at the reader. --EStop (talk) 13:41, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I'll start a re-write and try to save (nominator also agreeable to saving, if action taken to improve).--EStop (talk) 14:15, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
    Further to my private comment to you, sure! Any time someone improves an article to address my stated complaint, I will flip to Keep. In the unlikely case that 5 Uncyclopedians piled on and deleted the article out from under you, you could re-create it and would still get the Save. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:31 1-Sep-15
Comments

edit URINARY TRACT CONFECTION H T D Survivor

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 58 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An obnoxious all-caps title is the first thing the reader sees, followed by a quick admission that the titular pun is the article's entire reason for existence. The cherry on top is the lame penis joke at the end. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 18:11, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Created by Inebriated in 2009; Creation Summary: PENIS i may have had too much beer thist ime Spıke Radiomicrophone18:56 31-Aug-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. More Alcopops than hard liquor but crap all the same. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:16, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bad pun=good band name. Short, penis jokes, nonsensical and discusses an Uncyclopedian. All it needs is a crap list and we would have a full house. --EStop (talk) 13:56, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
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No keep votes.

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edit ¡Ay Chihuahua! H D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 57 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Here is what Inebriated was doing by 2012. Creation Summary this time: start this thing I don't know I"m drunk Spıke Radiomicrophone19:00 31-Aug-15
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edit Kekkoslovakia H D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 38 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article from 2005 describing Finland centering around Kekkonan, who led it in the 'Eighties and died in the same decade. Poor political allegory written in code. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:27 1-Sep-15
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