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#{{Delete}} After cleaning up this gassy article from 2006, it still has nothing to say about an invented disease. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>09:42 18-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Doggone, please. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 19:10, July 19, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} This is too stupid or me to waste my words on {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 19:48, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Author has someone in mind, but I guess you just had to be there. "That kid at the mall can usually be found in big name stores like Sears, JC Penney, Target and Wal-Mart." Get it? Get it? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:03 21-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Mostly a rant about kids who misbehave in malls or big stores. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 16:17, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
 
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|comments=The subject is valid and has a few reasonable lines but doesn't really move along in any direction. Not sure it's that bad but neither is it a feature in waiting either. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 15:34, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
|delete=#{{delete}} Back in 2006, {{U|some user}} created a copy of the [[sandbox]] in quotespace. Literally. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 19:58, February 18, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} An alternate namespace no more needs its own Sandbox than, well, the F.C.C. needs its own judges and welfare system. Happily, this aberration we can get rid of without a union grievance. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:03 18-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} No need for this redundancy. The quotes on this page aren't even that funny. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 00:01, February 19, 2013 (UTC)
 
#Delete like it's 1999. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] 00:52 19-2-'13
 
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== [[Unquotable:Quotes in Piratespeak]], [[Unquotable:Quotes_in_Obfuscata]], [[Unquotable:Quotes in Gangsta]],[[Unquotable:Quotes in Français]] ==
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|keep=#{{keep}} I like the idea of these other "languages", and the unquotable pages are classic examples of these other faux languages. Besides, removing these pages should be a decision put off until the fate of the Unquotable namespace is decided, since they are linked to on the main page of the Unquotable namespace, and would require a change to that page. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 00:36, February 19, 2013 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} Argh matey. This be unquotes in piratespeak. Shiver me timbers and hoist the mizzen mast. Make this land-lubbing article walk the plank and send it to Davy Jones's locker. Avast, ye scalawags: yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 19:37, February 18, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Could have sworn that ''Groundhog Day'' has passed, but I keep seeing the same page over and over. Nominator counted 37 pages in this namespace: How many are prank copies of the same text? (Don't spend time researching that question....) {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:41 18-Feb-13</small>
 
#Delete like it's 1999. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] 00:52 19-2-'13
 
|comments=*'''Clarification.''' There about about 65 pages, 37 of which are "real articles". This type of stuff is not counted as a "real article". There are <s>two</s> three more repeats of the mainpage. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 19:47, February 18, 2013 (UTC)
 
*:'''Yikes!''' We have allowed more than one article per VFD nomination, provided you specify exactly what is to be deleted when nominating, and you don't mind having the vote be all-or-nothing. Hint, hint. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:55 18-Feb-13</small>
 
*::Iz admin, go ahead and do it. Other three are [[Unquotable:Quotes_in_Obfuscata]], [[Unquotable:Quotes in Gangsta]], and the somewhat "different" [[Unquotable:Quotes in Français]] --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 19:59, February 18, 2013 (UTC)
 
*:::By consensus of the only voters so far, it is so ordered. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:09 18-Feb-13</small>
 
*:::PS--The Français page is a disambig over to our French counterpart, something we should not put ourselves in the business of doing except via the Sidebar; the Obfuscata illustrates something that should be a canon rule: The bonus points for "writing an article in the style of the thing it's about" should have a big red warning sign for the repetitive, the gratuitously confusing, and the otherwise very bad, which this one is. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:14 18-Feb-13</small>
 
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== [[Unquotable:Quotes_on_Wheels]] ==
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#{{Delete}} A short walk from 2009 through memes, trite themes like Nobody Cares, and a big dollop of Retard Humor. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:07 23-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} "Hitler came in and decide send everyone" is enough to make me vote "delete". The pictures are also really bad. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 09:56, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} As above {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 10:33, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Very bad short pants article. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 15:31, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} another unquotable reskin. This was has formatting to make it look vandalized. Largely untouched since 2006. Apparently, adding "ON WHEEELS" randomly and repeatedly was funny back in 2006. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 19:28, February 18, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Did the <s>vandal</s> author know that a VFD template was coming when he wrote his SPAN with absolute positioning to overlay it? I had a notion to hack this prank away, but I hope and expect the entire page will meet its maker soon. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:30 18-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} This page is ugly, and really doesn't add much of anything, and isn't even close to another "language", doesn't teach n00bs anything either. It can go. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 00:40, February 19, 2013 (UTC)
 
#Delete like it's 1999. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] 00:52 19-2-'13
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Crappy writing, plus writing about crap. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:24 23-Jul-14</small>
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#{{WTF}} {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 16:10, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Lamer than the lamest llama going. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 09:30, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Awful. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 15:46, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} This is a basically a reskin of [[Unquotable:Main_Page]]. And by reskin, I mean text change. This is essentially the same article as it was in 2006. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 13:48, February 18, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} And the "text change" is to vulgar (not even original-vulgar but vulgar in the style of Dumbass). Amusing to the author (creatively named {{U|Some user}}, sigh), not clever for the reader. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:04 18-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Dumb but not amusing. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 00:42, February 19, 2013 (UTC)
 
#Delete like it's 1999. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] 00:52 19-2-'13
 
 
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#"It is also rumored that France has already sent the King of New Canada their white flag of surrender in case of a future invasion." Hahaha so funny. It's sooooo [[Stupid|funny]] & no [[Funny|stupid]] I'm going to say <s>{{Keep}}</s> {{Delete}} {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 10:41, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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#This 2008 UnNews is not excellent; it is not based on real news (though it does concede that with {{Tl|Original}}) and is mostly ridicule of Michiganders and a rant about former Rep. Stupak. But it is not delete-worthy. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:43 25-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Another category by which to slap a tag on an article that you simply dislike the subject. Used in userspace and, of course, on [[Fox News]]. A clever insult is one thing; saying retards believe it is drive-by listcruft. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:16 18-Feb-13</small>
 
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#{{delete}} Insult category. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 13:38, February 18, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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*Comment: While this has no value by itself, the subcategories themselves are worth keeping, and preferably in a common area. A rename to something along the lines of “[[This page does not exist|Category:Lies for the gullible]]” or the ilk would work. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|12:36 18 Feb 2013}}
 
*:{{Delete}} The subcategories will survive the deletion of this category, as will, of course, the pages in the category. Apart from the un-P.C. reference to "retards," this category is an epithet with no cleverness. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:05 18-Feb-13</small>
 
*::I know. I just think the deletion leaves a category gap. It's a stupid cat, though. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|01:23 18 Feb 2013}}
 
*:::Most categories are in multiple meta-categories, so category deletion does not create a gap. If this category is deleted, [[:Category:Ineffective Left Wing Propaganda]], [[:Category:Nasty Right Wing Bitches‎]], [[:Category:Political Bullshit‎]], and [[:Category:Politicians‎]] will no longer be sub-sub-categories of [[:Category:Retards]]. So it isn't destroying any information, other that a "People who politics I dislike, and therefore insult (immaturely)" category. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 13:38, February 18, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{Delete}} Lists. No humor. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:14 24-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} As above {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 14:29, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Listing and sinking rapidly. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 09:31, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} This is a corpse of an article. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 15:44, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{delete|Delete and redirect}} to [[UnDebate:Main Page]]. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|01:46 17 Feb}}
 
#{{Delete}} Yes, do exactly that. Some day a student on the debate team will write an article with serious ridicule of that experience. That will beat the crap out of this long ramble that treats debate as yet another Wacky War. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:40 17-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 13:38, February 18, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} per above. I lost interest in this article about halfway through the sample debate, and couldn't be bothered to read all of it, it's that bad. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 00:51, February 19, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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== [[Mexican Canadian War of 1984]] ==
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# {{Delete}} as discussed on [[User talk:Aleister in Chains#Mexican Canadian War of 1984]]. A winner of the ''WTF and why is it here?'' award. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|01:42 17 Feb}}
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#{{Delete}} Google retrieves a website called <code>MovieStarPlanet</code>, but by either spelling, it is not big enough to have a Wikipedia page. Anons recently have taken our article further in the same direction: Using this website to rant about fools and unfairness at some other website. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:39 25-Jul-14</small>
#{{Delete|Delete promptly.}} No one will ever look for this article (except Anon, overnight) and no one cares about author's random history-of-the-future (set in 1984 only because 1984 is a meme). {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:19 17-Feb-13</small>
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#{{Delete}} This isn't important, ergo we don't need this article that is awful enough anyway, even if it were important. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 09:12, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
#{{delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 13:38, February 18, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} {{User:Anton199/sig}} 15:42, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
#{{Delete}} yet another Wacky War with an old meme thrown in. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 00:57, February 19, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} Haven't got a clue what this is all about but it's an irredeemable mess. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 15:44, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
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== [[Unquotable:Charles Darwin]] ==
 
*Please discuss the global issue further at [[Forum:Crapspaces]]. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:50 17-Feb-13</small>
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} I'm throwing this out to see if we want to trim back the UnQuotable project. I support its deletion, because scattershot lists of quotes are not funny. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 10:59, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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*[[Unquotable]] is a parody of Wikiquote. This means that it's essentially a scattershot of lists of quotes. Some of these are okay, given that it's a very limited frame. Most of them are terrible. And [[Unquotable:Steven Wright]]<ref>Now deleted, independent of the issues discussed here; a cut-and-paste from an external humor website. -Spike</ref> has recently been recreated, and as with previous incarnations is pretty woeful. While I'd agree with a massive trim on these pages (which I went through and trimmed out a lot of these a year ago, but VFD'd few of them), the namespace has it's place. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|11:04 17 Feb}}
 
*:Just because Wikipedia does something doesn't mean we should copy it. An example is the fork's recent "UnVoyage" which is likely to turn into Ultra-Towncruft, if it isn't forgotten in a few months. While the unquotable format does parody an actual thing, it is not particularly conducive to writing good material. There is no good reason why there should be a quote page by Charles Darwin, and not one by, say Preggobear. I could create a quote page for Preggobear, but anything I can say there can be , and probably is, said better in paragraph format in the mainspace article. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 11:18, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
 
*::Yeah, but if we tried to do a [[Captain Oblivious]] article it... well, you can see what I ended up doing with it. I've trimmed this particular page down now to remove some of the worst quotes. (Although I agree - I see no value in UnVoyage. It'll go much the same way as UnBestiary in the end.) {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|12:17 17 Feb}}
 
*:::My issue is that you are saving weak articles by moving them out of mainspace into a "crapspace" for lack of a better term. Articles like [[Captain Oblivious]] should stand or fall on their own merits, not hide their flaws behind a namespace. It would like moving '''Robotic ghost pirates''' to '''UnLegacyRandumbo:Robotic ghost pirates''' instead of taking it to VFD. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 13:13, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
 
*::::Except that I didn't think it was VFD worthy. I felt it had merit, but not in the “frame” of mainspace. Otherwise we should delete UnDictionary because all the articles are stubs. Under that “frame”, this article works. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|01:42 17 Feb}}
 
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== [[Avogadro]] ==
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#This WINNER article features a factual look at the console with a few wisecracks about WINNERS and other consoles. There is some banter, but instead of complete bollocks and warped facts it's simple plain sarcasm. If voting {{delete}} on such a WINNER article makes me a LOSER then so be it. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 09:24, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
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That & ConCass' comment is enough for me to say {{Delete}}. {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 12:33, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} Article consists of immaturely insulting the subject and grues. It is also unlinked from mainspace, besides a couple redirects. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 08:49, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete|Part-time penis.}} And I do hate it when grues are insulted. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:21 17-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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*Author {{U|EpicWinner}} "signs" yet another article with his WINNER/LOSER trademark, which is either an extreme inside joke or his candidate for a new and unneeded website meme. The article palpably wants to inform the reader more than amuse him. However, it's from earlier this same year, and EpicWinner is almost an active Uncyclopedian, who takes recommendations from others. So there might be a way to improve this short of deleting it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:45 26-Jul-14</small>
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*{{U|Anton199}} tagged it with {{Tl|VFD}} and reset the clock. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:46 28-Jul-14</small>
 
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|keep=#{{keep}} In the style of what it's about, this article is intentionally random, and meant to be that way. It is slightly longer than it needs to be, but some randomness is amusing, and this deliberately goes over the top in its randomness. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 01:02, February 19, 2013 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} random for the sake of random. This has been kept twice, but it has been 3 years since it has been taken to VFD. It has only 1 mainspace link, so I am guessing no-one really cares about it. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 08:43, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} I can't add to my argument in its last VFD; but in the one before that, before I arrived, it had overwhelming support: Don't delete until Romartus has had a say. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:45 17-Feb-13</small>
 
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|delete= #{{delete}} An article that I created in 2013 that somehow managed to servive this long. Its terrible. [[User:Chaoarren|Chaoarren Chaohead]] ([[User talk:Chaoarren|talk]]) 14:02, July 30, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Delete}} The overview of real and made-up Darths reads like a fanboy review of life on other websites. As for the English: "Your favourite cyborg everyknows who chokes people interogating spies choking people torturing rebel spies and lest us not forget choking people." {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:08 30-Jul-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} It survives no more. Recycle those electrons! --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 16:30, July 30, 2014 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} red-link laden randumbo from 2006 that survived this long mainly due to mentioning kitten huffing. Although it has been edited a few times since 2006, it is still the same article. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 08:38, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Pick a topic. Pick a meme. Shuffle. The result is filler. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:49 17-Feb-13</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Per above. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 01:04, February 19, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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*Nominator finally applied {{Tl|VFD}} so I reset the clock, even though nominator is the only person who needs "notification." I followed the initial template to its other users, including [[Forum:Picture will noy shrink]] [sic], where {{U|Modusoperandi}} wrote, "Templates, in general, are you saying that you care about a page, but not enough to put any real thought into it." And {{U|Mnbvcxz}} added, "any template that is a "canned joke" or states obvious useless information sucks. Basically, the same joke told 50 times is no longer funny." {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:01 30-Jul-14</small>
 
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== [[World War III-XX]] ==
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*{{Delete}} At first glance, it appears to be a well-written article. But if you want an article on William Wallace, this isn't one of them. This has a few references to the Braveheart character, but mostly seems to be some random work of fiction that features references to various celebrities. [[User:ConCass2|ConCass2]] ([[User talk:ConCass2|talk]]) 23:06, July 30, 2014 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} a wacky war from the 31st century between Coke and Pepsi involving Harrison Ford, Tome Cruise, and Chuck Norris. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 08:30, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Per above. There used to be World War articles on every number between III and about XV, and we got rid of all; did this one survive merely from our fatigue? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:47 17-Feb-13</small>
 
 
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== [[Glenn_Beck_(Asshat)]] ==
 
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#A vital page to keep Glenn Beck's honored name among the people who care most. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] 14:20 15-2-'13
 
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|delete=#{{delete}} and redirect to [[Glenn Beck]]. This is a combination of "I don't like this guy's politics" and a database of Youtube videos. We already have a much better article on the subject. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 14:19, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
 
#'''Delete'''. It's a redundancy, and not a good one. SPIKE has improved it, but I don't see a point on having a "passable" article on a topic where we have a "featured" article. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|11:43 16 Feb}}
 
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*As "Uncyclopedia is not a catalog to things found elsewhere on the Net," I've deleted three sections that had no function but to send readers to YouTube. '''Pieces of this article intended to serve up true utterances of Beck by which to discredit him are advocacy, not humor, even if you think he is ridiculously funny.''' Some funny stuff remains <s>and I would like to see it merged into [[Glenn Beck]], as</s> "Asshat" in the title is likewise too busy being advocacy to help the reader reach the article. I assume Aleister's vote is more advocacy rather than a vote. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:31 15-Feb-13</small>
 
*:Advocacy? Are we wikipedia now? All the Fred Phelps pages are advocacy, the Hitler pages are too, I guess, and anti-Hitler pages are too, and on and on...[[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] minutes later. I remember when we moved this page to here when Glenn Beck was replaced with the other page, and there was discussion about what to call it, and Asshat won.
 
*::I reply by boldfacing a sentence of my earlier reply. Multiple wrongs don't make a right. The Hitler pages have value added by Uncyclopedians. If you intend to reassemble the YouTube collection that I deleted, please take it to a more suitable website. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:41 15-Feb-13</small>
 
*::I strike part of my earlier reply. [[Glenn Beck]] was a FA and should not receive any orphaned pieces of this article, especially if that is not an improvement. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:06 15-Feb-13</small>
 
*:::I recall when Glenn Beck was written there was some discussion about if it should replace this article, which was an established page by that time. We decided sure, as long as this page was kept around, and the discussion of what to name it was heated and laster for about a year (no it didn't, but it was discussed). I don't like the Glenn Beck page itself, it's more of an UnBooks because it's a transcript of Beck's show. This page is more encyclopedic, and I think should have remained the Beck article. And why can't we put the videos back on the talk page????? This seems a suitable place to put them, and to enjoy them at our leisure. Videos work, and many pages use them. Do we have a limit on vids (three sounds reasonable if presented well, with captions and they are appropriate to the page. The vid at UnPoetia:Well-oil birds worked so perfectly you'd think it was designed for the page) and if so, let's put a couple of them back at least. Glenn, we hardly knew ye! [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] 12:45 16-2-'13
 
*::::Do we have a limit? My personal limit is 1; as when yesterday I cut out a section of [[Bear wrestler]] with no original comedy, designed only to share a TV show with other Uncyclopedians. Which is as close as you come to comedy in the deleted sections. We appreciate the work of cops but not enough to allow roughing up detainees; and we benefit from your skill but not when you use the website to catalog the rants of a commentator you disagree with. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:27 17-Feb-13</small>
 
*:::::I just visited [[Bear wrestler]]. Imagine my disappointment when I discovered it wasn't about hairy homosexual gladiators. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|02:34 17 Feb}}
 
*On a related note, I found [[Unquotable:Glenn Beck]] which is similarly themed, although it is written like a bad uncyclopedia rather than a bad liberaladvocacypedia article. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 10:50, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
 
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. After cleaning up this gassy article from 2006, it still has nothing to say about an invented disease. Spıke ¬ 09:42 18-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Doggone, please. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:10, July 19, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:35, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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edit That kid at the mall H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is too stupid or me to waste my words on TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:48, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author has someone in mind, but I guess you just had to be there. "That kid at the mall can usually be found in big name stores like Sears, JC Penney, Target and Wal-Mart." Get it? Get it? Spıke ¬ 20:03 21-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mostly a rant about kids who misbehave in malls or big stores. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 16:17, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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The subject is valid and has a few reasonable lines but doesn't really move along in any direction. Not sure it's that bad but neither is it a feature in waiting either. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:34, July 28, 2014 (UTC)

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A short walk from 2009 through memes, trite themes like Nobody Cares, and a big dollop of Retard Humor. Spıke ¬ 11:07 23-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Hitler came in and decide send everyone" is enough to make me vote "delete". The pictures are also really bad. ConCass2 (talk) 09:56, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. As above TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:33, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Very bad short pants article. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:31, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Sir Crap Alot H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crappy writing, plus writing about crap. Spıke ¬ 14:24 23-Jul-14
  2. Symbol wtf vote WTF? TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 16:10, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lamer than the lamest llama going. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:30, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Awful. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:46, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
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edit UnNews:Upper Peninsula of Michigan Declares Independence H D

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  1. "It is also rumored that France has already sent the King of New Canada their white flag of surrender in case of a future invasion." Hahaha so funny. It's sooooo funny & no stupid I'm going to say Symbol keep vote Keep. Symbol delete vote Delete. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:41, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. This 2008 UnNews is not excellent; it is not based on real news (though it does concede that with {{Original}}) and is mostly ridicule of Michiganders and a rant about former Rep. Stupak. But it is not delete-worthy. Spıke ¬ 17:43 25-Jul-14
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lists. No humor. Spıke ¬ 12:14 24-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. As above TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 14:29, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Listing and sinking rapidly. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:31, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is a corpse of an article. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:44, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
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edit Movie Star Planet H D

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Google retrieves a website called MovieStarPlanet, but by either spelling, it is not big enough to have a Wikipedia page. Anons recently have taken our article further in the same direction: Using this website to rant about fools and unfairness at some other website. Spıke ¬ 17:39 25-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This isn't important, ergo we don't need this article that is awful enough anyway, even if it were important. ConCass2 (talk) 09:12, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:42, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Haven't got a clue what this is all about but it's an irredeemable mess. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:44, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. This WINNER article features a factual look at the console with a few wisecracks about WINNERS and other consoles. There is some banter, but instead of complete bollocks and warped facts it's simple plain sarcasm. If voting Symbol delete vote Delete. on such a WINNER article makes me a LOSER then so be it. ConCass2 (talk) 09:24, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
  2. “I wonder what's for dinner.”
    ~ King Harkinian on the meaning of life

That & ConCass' comment is enough for me to say Symbol delete vote Delete.. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 12:33, July 26, 2014 (UTC)

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  • Author EpicWinner "signs" yet another article with his WINNER/LOSER trademark, which is either an extreme inside joke or his candidate for a new and unneeded website meme. The article palpably wants to inform the reader more than amuse him. However, it's from earlier this same year, and EpicWinner is almost an active Uncyclopedian, who takes recommendations from others. So there might be a way to improve this short of deleting it. Spıke ¬ 12:45 26-Jul-14
  • Anton199 tagged it with {{VFD}} and reset the clock. Spıke ¬ 15:46 28-Jul-14

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article that I created in 2013 that somehow managed to servive this long. Its terrible. Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 14:02, July 30, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The overview of real and made-up Darths reads like a fanboy review of life on other websites. As for the English: "Your favourite cyborg everyknows who chokes people interogating spies choking people torturing rebel spies and lest us not forget choking people." Spıke ¬ 14:08 30-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It survives no more. Recycle those electrons! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:30, July 30, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Nominator finally applied {{VFD}} so I reset the clock, even though nominator is the only person who needs "notification." I followed the initial template to its other users, including Forum:Picture will noy shrink [sic], where Modusoperandi wrote, "Templates, in general, are you saying that you care about a page, but not enough to put any real thought into it." And Mnbvcxz added, "any template that is a "canned joke" or states obvious useless information sucks. Basically, the same joke told 50 times is no longer funny." Spıke ¬ 17:01 30-Jul-14

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. At first glance, it appears to be a well-written article. But if you want an article on William Wallace, this isn't one of them. This has a few references to the Braveheart character, but mostly seems to be some random work of fiction that features references to various celebrities. ConCass2 (talk) 23:06, July 30, 2014 (UTC)
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