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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Pages for Deletion

Zombiebaronvs.Braydie

Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.


How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):


Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.


Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the 🔒 Closed nomination H T D Oldvfd tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.


Ice Cream Flavors Not in the Top 100

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 24258 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Shitty list detected. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:08, July 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Shitty list confirmed. Requesting permission to delete with extreme prejudice.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 01:14 Jul 14, 2011
  3. Permission granted --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:17, July 14, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote Get rid of it.  -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 04:53 July 14, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal Fire when ready Jackofspades (talk) 04:54, 14 July 2011
Comments

Murder the shit out of

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 24258 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. It's much more factual than funny, much like an Urban Dictionary entry. Not sure it belongs here.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 01:04 Jul 14, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Who cares? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:05, July 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Detonate vote DETONATE!!  Because mere murder would be too good an end for this article. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 01:52 July 14, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Wacky Gameshows that don't Exist, but should

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 24279 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Oh boy. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:04, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Bye-bye. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:05 July 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Yet another example of Articles that exist, but shouldn't. We really should make that into an article. It would have a massive list of all the actual attempts at these "Don't exist, but should"s, with one liners about why they were deleted. Or, better yet, Symbol delete vote Delete.Humbuck Talk 16:20, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
  4. HILARIOUS AND CREATIVE --Roman Dog Bird 18:02, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is really, really bad--Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:39, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Rasputin’s Penis

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 24284 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:10, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote Fry Humbuck Talk 03:54, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol wtf vote Umm... This unfunny article reads like an afterthought to that image of the girl looking at the... whatever it is (which is just wrong on so many levels). But since the picture is safely embedded in other articles, I think it's safe to toast this one. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:04 July 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Remove it and the article. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:22, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Places in Scotland

Score: -2
Elapsed Time: 24307 hours
Keep (4)
  1. Keep. I made this a few years a ago to keep track of the places in Scotland. It still does this today; so perhaps moving it to a sub-page of Scotland would be a better place for it?--Sycamore (Talk) 17:00, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Sub-page it. That works. It doesn't really work as a standalone article, but it could be useful if tucked away in a small alley of Scotland. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:12 July 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep Aye. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:35, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I aglee wit 't SlyFux ~ Humbuck Talk 16:16, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sod off ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:51, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  My-country-sucks cruft. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:06 July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Meh I like Ireland better--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:21, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete Aye mAttlobster. (hello) 16:26, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

International Do Not Call List

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 24307 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote NOT WANT ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:41, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Detonate vote CHUCK NORRIS!!  -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:08 July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Dumb dum dum dum...-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:30, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Reverse charge and disconnect. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:23, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Nude shower scenes

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 24309 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  What, no illustrations??? A pointless disgrace to voyeurism... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:02 July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Damn, I want those seconds of my life back--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:24, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. This isn't funny at all--Xamralco 00:09, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Take a bath. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:25, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.Humbuck Talk 16:13, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Delete all you want, I'm still keeping a copy in my userspace for fixing. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:49, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

Vector

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 24310 hours
Keep (2)
  1. I've fixed it up (mechanics and hopefully some humor) and could add a Venn diagram if the article is kept. --Sloublues 14:18, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Needs love, not the axe; there's enough here to keep. ~ Humbuck Talk 16:11, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. I tried to make sense of this article and failed. Maybe others will fare better.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 21:17 Jul 11, 2011
  2. Bleh--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:45, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Coulda swore we already deleted this, like, last month. Guys gotta stop trying to write this article, it ain't workin --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:32, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:20, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. A mess. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:27, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • I dunno, it makes sense to me. It's about a "get rich quick" scam that makes its money off "sellers" who are required to buy stuff they can't sell. These are definitely real. A relative of mine almost fell for one of these, and a friend of mine lost her shirt to the same scam. I just don't know if it's appropriate for Uncyc--this is actually more fact than fiction. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 21:58 July 11, 2011 (UTC)

Comcast

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 24310 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Oh, is VFD low again? Here, have this. I admit that the concept could well be funny - portraying a company as a religion - but the article itself, is not.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 21:11 Jul 11, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Yeah. The only real jokes here rely on old TV commercials. When the reader has to dredge up an old meme to get the joke, it just loses the effect. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 04:58 July 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Imprimatur: Craphouse & Cobblers. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:30, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • To the admin who eventually deletes this: Can you move it to my userspace? I think I might be able to make a go of it. ~ Humbuck Talk 16:08, 13 July 2011 (UTC)

Computer gnomes

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 24314 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. They just keep getting interesting every day.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:46, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. They're the ones who keep flooding my inbox with scams and Viagra ads! -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:22 July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Amusing concept. Terrible execution. Symbol delete vote Execute.Humbuck Talk 16:04, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Actually, just downright terrible. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:31 Jul 13 2011
Comments

Jefferson Airplane (plane)

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 24314 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An unfunny expansion of the only joke here: "Thomas Jefferson Airplane." -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 17:27 July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. eh?--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:44, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. What Iwillkillyou said. ~ Humbuck Talk 16:00, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Why?:Are giant robots chasing me through the street?

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 24314 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Terminate. Starts out decent, but it can't stop going off on weird tangents. It doesn't even answer its own title question. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 17:12 July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Terminate. We shall never know--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:24, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Terminate. Per TheSlyFox. ~ Humbuck Talk 15:58, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Could the admin deleting this move it into my userspace without huffing it, I think it's unfinished work and could be made descent! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:12, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

Jean Claude Van Dyke

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 24314 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's not even remotely funny, just annoying. This has got to go. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 17:05 July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. nope --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:31, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.Humbuck Talk 13:53, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Nick Mason

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 24347 hours
Keep (2)
  1. It's not as bad as it looks, but it needs images and could be expanded, too. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 17:09, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Yeah, what Gamma said--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:06, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  I may not be British, but I know rubbish when I see it. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:34 July 10, 2011 (UTC)
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