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Deletion Policy
Votes for deletion

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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
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  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

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  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
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Steve Sparkleworks

  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Your typical ramblin' wizard unicorn story full of magic and pirates and bullshit. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:41, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Latest in the genre of, Let's invent a character and see how much we can say about it. Spıke Ѧ 14:51 11-Apr-10
  • Delete. Beyond dull. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:35, April 11, 2010 (UTC)


  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Dry & worthless 2006 gamercruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:26, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote im f***ed in the head. Only asset is that it will turn up first in the Yellow Pages. Spıke Ѧ 14:49 11-Apr-10

Delete. Jackass compilation. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:41, April 11, 2010 (UTC)



  • Symbol delete vote Delete. They didn't have a good idea and they took it nowhere. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:16, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. "We should start with a brief history lesson." No; we should start with UN:HTBFANJS. Spıke Ѧ 14:47 11-Apr-10



Symbol for vote Keep for the hell of it I say let's put a banner headline over it using Monkey's quote "It's like being waterboarded with memes", because it crosses the line of "So bad it's good" imnho. The name and the pics are what save it for me, they are so UnPerfect that it works with stupid memes and language. Twenty thumbs up! Feature! Vote for Good! Huh? Aleister des chains 00:39 11 4 mmx



  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Hey let me write about my favorite British rock band on Uncyclo... Whoops, I'm out of relevant content already. I better keep writing till I fill the page up. Derp duh derp buhbuhbuh fart! --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:23, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. But how does one "fill the page up" on a wiki? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:42, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

HowTo: Hide a Dead Hooker/You Clicked Yes

Wasn't something like this just in the UnNews funnies (labeled George W. Bush)? Spıke Ѧ 20:36 8-Apr-10
This page is a sub-page of HowTo:_Hide_a_Dead_Hooker and is accessed by clicking 'Yes' on the bit with the penguins. So if it's deleted then the main article would have to be modified which would take absolutely...no time at all...what's my argument?? mAttlobster. (hello) 20:40, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Failed attempt at intelligence. --Wilytank 20:25, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Insults the reader without performing humor or even cleverness. If unreferenced by the main article, it's got no reason to survive. Perhaps even if referenced. Spıke Ѧ 20:36 8-Apr-10 Rescinded. Okay in context. Spıke Ѧ 10:29 9-Apr-10
  • Delete. Unfunny short trousered humour. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:44, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

* Isn't even linked from the main article. --Wilytank 20:29, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Fallout 3

  • Keep. Normally I am all for dumping stuff like this but this article is at least put together well. Don't see the need to remove it. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:49, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep. There's some good stuff here hidden behind the angry sarcastic teenager. Could easily be rewritten into a more neutral and funnier tone. If deletion is chosen, I can haz userspace? --Matfen 18:28, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Here's what I know: There's a computer game called Fallout 3 and the author of this article didn't like it. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:38, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm sort of on the fence content wise but I think it might be satisfying to delete it just because the author seems a it of a dickpipe. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:59, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Abstain. More than the game, author hates the "clueless...dumb shits" with whom he disagrees. His antagonistic attitude is a burden, but the article might be amusing to people who know that game really well. Spıke Ѧ 18:54 8-Apr-10


  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Brilliant writing! Spıke Ѧ 12:56 6-Apr-10
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Someone with a sense of humour has been here, along with someone with a sense of mistrang. If we were to hooverlump the mistrang and weezle the foremonk, then there might be something decent left behind. Keep as it is redeemable, and there are a few lines in there I would love to steal.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 22:03, Apr 6 2010 UTC
The last time I weezled the foremonk was during a yacht race. Spıke Ѧ 02:29 8-Apr-10
  • Keep: 50% good and 50% bad means 100% keep baby. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:07, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment. It lapses into Randumbo but might be recoverable. It's a pretty dull place and the photo is of retiring M.P. there Anne Widdicombe. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:23, April 6, 2010 (UTC)


  • Symbol delete vote Delete. and redirect to Cluck which is, save one sentence, completely the same fucking article! --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:11, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete the other one as this one has a longer change history. Spıke Ѧ 19:32 4-Apr-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per SPIKE -- Skinfan13 19:46 EST 4 April,2010


  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Pelargonium deleted a large chunk of Dildo Humor and listcruft regarding Viking gods, and it is within sight of borderline acceptability, though it will take a thorough copy-edit. 00:24 4-Apr-10 PS--After five passes of fighting pompous, gassy prose as a prerequisite to organizing it, as a prerequisite to making it funny, I am despairing and about to flip to Delete. I now have nothing funny I want to say about Vikings, nor does the article. Spıke Ѧ 16:36 4-Apr-10
Fortunately, Happytimes has now added actual humor. Spıke Ѧ 12:51 6-Apr-10
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Grammar needs to be fixed and broken links deleted, but really shouldn't be deleted. --Wilytank 11:41, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • RedCheckMark Strong Keep! Í dídn't thínk ít wás töö bád by the tímé Í göt tö ít... nöw thát Í've édíted ít söme Í thínk ít hás réál pöténtíál.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Apr 2010 ~ 05:18 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Mild Keep. Fuck the list and get rid of the lamer jokes and cruft and it'll be presentable. There's still some good content hidden in there. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:59, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • I attempted to clean this up, but it's just too much...so Delete and start over. --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 18:45, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm with Pel on this one, we just need to start over and try again. -- Skinfan13 12:34 EST 4 April, 2010
  • Comment. The idea needs work. This is a work where I guess the original author has gone and since then lots of extra rubbish was piled on top. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:31, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
I was about to contact you, as you are the go-to guy for suggesting new directions for an article at a dead end. Spıke Ѧ 17:39 4-Apr-10
Another article to operate on. Ok, face mask,gas and hammer...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:26, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

Toronto Maple Leafs

  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This is just...no. --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 18:31, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Weak Delete. I could be just as happy without this article. If someone cleans it up I'll change my vote, but I really can't be moved to do so myself. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:41, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Ellen Page

  • Keep A page on Page is needed, and this one has stretches where it is good. I felt a laugh emerging several times. It won't take much to fix other large sections of it when the creator actually gets involved in discussing it. So, keep. Al in Chains 00:15 1 4 mmx
  • {{fix}} original author is still working on it. Lets follow our standard procedure and hope against hope that the ip author suddenly realizes how to be funny and not just stupid. --Mn-z 04:43, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
Since she didn't have a construction tag on it and doesn't seem to want to talk, I did an edit sweep and likely made it funnier, better, and pic formatted better. I likey! Now I'll see if she reverts and then we can have an edit war in an attempt to save her Page page! Aleister in Chains 20:45 1 4 mmx
  • Delete This was ICU'd and then the tag was removed by the noob as part of a huge chain of tiny, tiny edits to the article. Randumb humour. Ritter Generaloberst CPT PuppyOnTheRadio GUN WotM UotM RotM NotM VFH CM Ninjastar ΥΣΣ Wednesday, 05:07, Mar 31 2010 UTC

  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Awful concept executed with flashes of brilliance. "She is also probably a lesbian in the way that she is probably an actress." The article's only other conundrum doesn't come off as smoothly. I recently reverted the author on Penis; she ripped out 8 entries in the ponderous list of synonyms I had just pruned and alphabetized, adding "Junior." I'd say put {{ICU}} back on, but it won't do any good. Spıke Ѧ 09:41 31-Mar-10
Rescinded. Aleister is making good progress--In particular, a six-word addition in the intro turns a cheap slap at Page's physical appearance into a brilliant double entendre. Spıke Ѧ 03:31 2-Apr-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't see it as being able to go anywhere. I laughed very briefly exactly once. Loopygrumpkins 21:32, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete 'A page Page is needed'???? Why? No page on here is needed, that's the point of this place. FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU FUCKING ARGGHHHHHHHH - Dumb fucking keep votes ahoy! mAttlobster. (hello) 17:41, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
I don't agree (also Kentuckistan below)--Should we say to the reader, "We tried, but we wrinkled our nose, balled up the paper and threw it into the wastebasket, so here's a red-link for you to look at"? No, we should say, "Here is a pile of crap; now, you could do better?" Spıke Ѧ 03:35 2-Apr-10
Well you're wrong. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:45, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
I agree with Spike. Also Al has done some good work there, and with the help of Spike this article is now somewhat less heinous. I still think the concept is... well, missing, but if I came across it now I'd ignore it rather than hate it. If Al is willing to keep tuning it up, I'm happy to rescind my vote and nom.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 09:08, Apr 2 2010 UTC
You think about it too much, which ironically makes your voting more erratic. mAttlobster. (hello) 09:38, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks, I'll kick back into it mid-next week, but until then, vacation, YAY! Al de'chain 17:47 2 4 mmx
Not erratic - I just reserve the right to change my stance if the circumstances around a decision change. This article was garbage, and I nommed it as I wasn't going to redeem it myself. Al has done substantial work and salvaged it, so I'm happy to keep provided he continues working. He's said he will, so vote is rescinded.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Saturday, 11:56, Apr 3 2010 UTC
It's "erratic" to have Ignorable Policies. Quality writing can overcome any failure of concept or rules violation. Spıke Ѧ 12:02 3-Apr-10
  • If the original author is still working on it then he should finish it. Perhaps leave comments on the article's page rather than put it in for delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:50, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • I've helped her along, see my note above I just wrote in Keep Al in Chainsy


  • Keep It just needs a little help, and who else is going to write an article about Ede? And Keep in an attempt to save the soul of a user who has turned quickly to the dark side of Uncy after winning a cruft battle of their own. Who will stand and fight for Ede by my side? We are the few, but you will tell your children that you were here, this day, this April fools day. May God be on our side. Al en'chain 00:40 1 4
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. What Al just said inspired me, and so I have turned. I WILL FIGHT BY YOUR SIDE! Loopygrumpkins 22:55, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
    • Thanks. Here's a sword, my third best one, now you stay here and defend yourself against the 10,000 as I go, ON VACATION! Yay! See you next week. Al in chains 17:49 2 4 mmx
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. It's unfunny article about a town that no one has ever heard of. Loopygrumpkins 21:28, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Retarded! Inbred! But enough about the humor; let's discuss the residents! Spıke Ѧ 21:46 30-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Towncruft --Wilytank 13:09, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete It's time for TOP OF THE POPS!!! mAttlobster. (hello) 17:42, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Standard rubbishing article about a place no one has heard of. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:44, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Almost, but not quite. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:06, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Took you, what? a week? to go from writing school-cruft to teeing some up for deletion (Section 5 of Ede)! Spıke Ѧ 21:46 30-Mar-10
I know! You'd think he would have learned what it's like to put blood, sweat, and urine into a page and then have to fight for its survival. I don't know, it makes me lose my hope in mankind. Al en'chains 00:20 1 4 mmx

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